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Old folks hit the pole straight after pole dancer performs at their residence
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You know, a lot gets said about the oldies in society, but here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon they cop a bit of s**t that’s not too deserved. Sure, plenty of ‘em have got opinions that aren’t exactly woke, but so do ...
Chuck Liddell tells Steve-O wild story about his bar fight against a bunch of Navy Seals
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We’re gonna hazard a guess and assume that most of the UFC fans in the comments section don’t need much of an introduction to Chuck Liddell. Yeah, nah, he’s pretty well-known to you lot. For everyone else, though, the...
Wheatus have shared the backstory behind cult hit ‘Teenage Dirtbag’
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While we’ve heard it wasn’t as much of an instant hit back in the US as it was here in Oz, we reckon that you're probably familiar with the Wheatus song Teenage Dirtbag. Yeah, nah, that one was pretty f**ken big here ...
Sheila puts condom on her leg to call out men who say they’re “too big”
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All right, if we’re gonna be completely honest, we’re gonna have to say that condoms have got their detractors. Yeah, nah, fair’s fair, they can inhibit some of the finer things in a sexual relationship. Despite that,...
Two dolphins getting “aroused” with anaconda in mouths
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If you’ve ever seen a wildlife documentary, you’ll know that animals don’t always have the same filters we humans do. Yeah, nah, they don’t need to worry about finding a private place before getting their freak on. De...
Scientists find deepest fish ever caught off Australian coast
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As you know, we’re always banging on about how bloody special the wildlife is here in Oz. Yeah, nah, we’re always like, ‘aw yeah, we’ve got heaps of rare s**t not found anywhere else, heaps of dangerous s**t, heaps of...
NASA has managed to record the sound of a black hole
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When you know nothing about space except what you’ve learned from movies, you might think that it’s a pretty quiet place. Yeah, nah, deadset, apart from that whole no one to hear you scream business, it just doesn’t s...
“Never seen that”: Fans erupt over “brutal” hit on pitch invader
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Mate, we don’t know what’s going on these days, but security guards have clearly been brushing up on their tackling technique. A little while back that sheila got f**ken slaughtered in the NRL, and now two blokes have...
Aussie scientist reckons he’s solved the mystery of the f#*@en Bermuda Triangle
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Anyone who’s ever been into mysteries, spooky s**t, or even conspiracy theories can probably give you the gist of the Bermuda Triangle. According to popular mythology, it’s a place where planes and boats are always di...
Beer reviewer gives first 120 out of 100 after more than 4,000 beers!
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If you know us here at Ozzy Man Reviews, you’ll know we bloody love a beer. Yeah, nah, fair dinkum, we’re big fans of the amber ale. F**k, we’re big fans of it even when it’s a stout, a sour, a lager, a porter, or any...
Sheila leaves vibrator at Airbnb – Resulting Twitter thread is gold!
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Dirty weekends away are one of the great joys of life. Yeah, nah, whether it’s you and your loved one or just you and your most beloved sex-toy, there’s something special about a night getting your rocks off in a diff...
Nasa shuts down website right after ‘undeniable proof they are hiding E.T. activity” emerges
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In recent years, conspiracy theories have gotten a bit s**t. Yeah, nah, we’re not gonna lie about it. They have, there’s no denying it. Sometimes it almost feels like the traditional conspiracy theory is dead and gone...
Bloody rare gender-neutral bird found in the US
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These days, the term gender neutral is pretty bloody common. Yeah, nah, we live in a woke-as-f**k timeline and that’s bloody awesome. People can be who they feel they are, and that’s fantastic. By the same token, so c...
F**ken Super-dad at Reds game takes classic catch while feeding baby
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Some say that we’re easily impressed here at Ozzy Man Reviews. In response, we say that’s not a bad thing. Also, seriously, have you seen how f**ken good it is when a fan in the bleachers catches a ball? Yeah, nah, de...
“Bigger than ever” Martyn Ford shows off ripped physique after boxing training
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By now, anyone who frequents this page knows we’ve been watching the on-again-off-again saga of Martyn ‘The Scariest Man Alive’ Ford versus the Iranian Hulk for a while. As many predicted, that fight just isn’t going ...
Bloke had a penis on his arm for six years!
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Before we even begin, we’re gonna stop you right there. The penis on this bloke’s arm was not a tattoo, it was not a drawing, and it was not some sort of weird growth. Yeah, nah, it was a cock. It was a womb broom. It...
Sheila gets stuck behind sofa after boozy brunch
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We’ve all got that one mate who just can’t help but make a tit of themselves when they’ve had a few. And, no, we don’t mean that in a derogatory way. We literally mean that we’ve all got a mate who’s a bit of a clutz,...
Bloke at Broncos game decked for interrupting Anzac minute silence
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re all about giving people a fair go. Yeah, nah, it’s just right. We reckon that most people have some sort of redeeming quality. We reckon that when bad s**t goes down, there’s usually so...
Aussie streaker dumped by boyfriend with brutal text
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We don’t know if you caught sight of the streaker at the Gold Coast Titans and Paramatta Eels game in the NRL (Aussie Rugby League) the other day, but it was quite a spectacle. The sheila involved broke onto the pitch...
Bride embarrassed when ‘incriminating’ voice-note from first date is played at wedding
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Because we now live in a day and age where everything is recorded and digitised, it’s really f**ken easy for people to bring up the past and haunt you with it. Deadset, just ask the bride at this wedding. When her bes...
