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Aussie bloke finds 100kg shark head bitten clean off by something

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We all know that the waters off the coast of Australia are full of terrifying s**t. We’ve got jellyfish that’ll f**ken kill ya, octopuses that’ll f**ken kill ya and sharks that’ll f**ken kill ya. Of course, that’s not...

Captain bans sheila midflight after having huge meltdown because no Pepsi was available

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We live in a world that’s all about instant gratification. You can f**ken stream your favourite movies on demand. Get information about pretty much anything ever with a few swipes of your mobile phone and order food t...

Synthetic alcohol could be here in 5 years – and it has no hangover symptoms

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Let’s be honest, there’s nothing quite as relaxing at the end of the week as a nice cold brewski. Whether you’re a fan of the spirits, the beers or the wines, there’s a poison for each of you. And by poison, we mean i...

9-year-old kid attempts to rob jewellery store armed with toy gun but fails miserably

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You’ve probably heard a million old farts talking about the bloody kids these days. “They’re outta control,” they’ll say. “They just need a good kick in the arse,” they reckon. “They’ve got no respect,” they whinge. W...

These photos of the unseen side of things will change the way you see the world

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It’s probably a pretty fair statement to say that the world runs on a need to know basis. If you don’t actually need to know something for your career, your interests or your general wellbeing, you probably don’t know...

“Toey” elephant smashes cars and houses after failing to find a missus

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If you’ve ever come across a group of toey incels online, you’ll know all too well that some people don’t cope well when they can’t get no satisfaction. Unfortunately, people aren’t the only ones who don’t know what t...

Bloke tricked Facebook and Google into paying him $172 million

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We’ve all heard of get-rich-quick schemes, but even though most of us probably harbour something of a desire to make one work, not many of us really think they’re all they’re cracked up to be. Sometimes, though, these...

Employee sues ‘bully’ boss for $1.8 million due to excessive farting in the workplace

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Most of the blokes out there, and a few of the sheilas as well, will know exactly what the fart game is. S**t, even Eddie Murphy spoke about the fart game in Delirious. It’s not exactly anything new, and if your old m...

Bloke posts video of these f**ken strange critters, sparks huge online debate

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Whether you want to think of it as a specific place or a concept in the broad sense, you can’t deny that nature’s weird and f**ken wonderful at the best of times. Whether you’re in the forest, in the desert, or in...

This new chilli sauce mimics the effects of a spider-bite

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We all know someone who’s a bloody chilli-pepper tough guy, we reckon that’s fair to say. What’s also fair to say is that there’s nothing better than watching those blokes finally be made to eat their words when they ...

New DNA evidence has finally revealed Jack The Ripper’s identity

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It’s probably pretty fair to say that Jack the Ripper’s ghastly f**ken murders have become folklore. The sketchy f**ker has gone so bloody long without ever being identified that it seemed like it was never gonna happ...

Here’s the inside of some cool s**t that has been cut in half

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Remember those big f**ken books of cross sections you used to be able to read in school? There was one that had, like, sketches of aeroplanes and buildings and the human body all chopped in half and labelled with all ...

Scientists reckon aliens have ‘found us’ and are ‘keeping us in a zoo’

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If in the not-too-distant past you’ve ever thought that the truth was out there, you can now rest safely in the knowledge that yeah, the truth is actually now ‘out’. And, according to some scientists it’s pretty f**ke...

‘Gangster’ arrested with ancient gun from 1858 gets roasted by the internet

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If there’s one thing the internet provides users, it’s the security of knowing you’re just a faceless and locationless username who’s free to ridicule and mock pretty much anyone. Deadset, you might not even think the...

Morgan Freeman has dedicated his huge home to help save the existence of bees

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Pretty much everyone in the world knows that we like to imagine Morgan Freeman as the voice of God. He’s a f**ken top notch narrator and a top notch bloke to boot. As evidence of that, he’s decided that his 124 ac...