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Doctors replace bloke’s lopped-off thumb with his toe!

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We all know that opposable thumbs are what separate us from the monkeys. Deadset, if you lose a thumb, you’re bloody buggered. Fortunately, doctors have a pretty handy solution for this problem. As Aiden Adkins from M...

Some bloody clever Doctors have discovered way bring dead heart back to life

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Our typical understanding of life and death usually centres around ideas like ‘dead is dead’, ‘there ain’t no coming back, man’ or ‘sometimes dead is better’, but in a massive kick to the balls of pop-culture clichés,...

Bloke has eel removed from ‘nether regions’ after prank goes wrong

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Yeah, look, we’re gonna let this be known. This one’s pretty gross, so if you’re squeamish, consider yourself warned. So, if you’re anything like us, you hear the phrase ‘you’ll not believe where this was found’ and y...

GoPro catches moment shark knocks 7-year-old boy from his surfboard

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’ve got a lot of respect for the surfers out there. You blokes and sheilas have got balls of steel and lips of iron. Deadset, you hit up the water on even the coldest days, but that’s not a...

This sheila flipped out after her butt implants rotated inside her

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We’re gonna go out on a limb and guess that there are more than a few ass-men and ass-women in the comments section of this fine site. After all, it’s not exactly like people the world over don’t love a nice ass. Whic...

This Comedian asked for audience participation, he wasn’t ready for the response

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There’s something about watching a comedian perform audience work in a live gig that’s just special. We reckon a big reason for that is the total unpredictability of it. One minute, everything might be going completel...

Scientists are stunned by this perfectly preserved 18,000 year-old animal

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Everyone knows that bloody doggos originally evolved when ancient humans domesticated wolves. While we’re not actually a hundred per cent sure it’s as cut and dry as that, we’re gonna make out like it is and just move...

Doctor’s issue a warning against this new ‘bum-sunning’ craze

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You might remember the sheila who was promoting the idea of bum-sunning on the internet the other day. If you don’t, Metaphysical Megan is her name and this cheeky lass jumped online to tell the hole world that exposi...

Bloke falls to Destination F**ked after married woman’s husband came home

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If you’re the kind of bloke who’s going to get it off with someone else’s wife, you kind of have to be prepared for bad things to happen. Don’t get us wrong, we get it, and sometimes the heart wants what the heart wan...

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Reunites with Elliott 37 Years Later

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It’s no exaggeration to say that E.T. is one of the most memorable movies ever made. Honestly, it’s a bloody classic, and thankfully, it’s one that no bloody lunatic Hollywood producer has tried to sully with a dodgy ...

Aussie firefighters break into dance after rain falls onto bushfire area

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As you probably know, large swathes of our bewdiful country have been completely f**ked on by fire lately. The damage has been devastating. Lives have been lost. Koalas have truly been sent up s**t creek, and homes ha...

Russian farmers are moving their cows into a f*@#en VR utopia

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If you’re lucky enough to have had a crack at virtual reality video games, you know they’re bloody hectic. Deadset, there’s something pretty f**ken swish about immersing yourself into another world and escaping the mu...

A Seinfeld branded Lego set could be released and we’re bloody excited

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We’ve spoken a few times recently about how Lego’s come a long f**ken way since the 90s. Obviously, you’ve still got your random block boxes, but we’re seeing more and more epic collector’s edition sets featuring pop ...

Sheila claims “butt sunning” is the secret to energy surges, better sleep and more creativity

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In this day and age, you can get a pill or a supplement for pretty much anything. Unfortunately, this rush for chemical fixes just takes away from nature’s natural ability to make you a f**ken beacon of light and prod...

The “dump and run” smiling serial sh**ter is destroying Toronto

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Sometimes in life, you’ve just gotta be prepared for things to go awry. Deadset, every now and then, the world conspires to just dump a bucket of s**t on you and there’s nothing you can do about it. Sometimes, just so...