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Man tries to rob a store but no one cares enough to give a sh*t

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Even those of us who don’t work in retail have probably heard that when some desperate scumbag busts into the store, points a gun at staff and demands they throw the cash in the bag, you’re supposed to do as they say ...

Man arrested after he masturbates, dips butt in church’s holy water

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Sometimes the world of fiction can’t come up with a headline that’s crazy enough. Yeah, nah, sometimes you’ve got to rely on a real world story to demonstrate to the world the real definition of ‘off the f**ken hook’....

Google maps imagery causes a divorce

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You know, it’s been said that for the youth of today, it’s a pretty sh*t time to be alive if you wanna run amok, cause a ruckus and get up to a bit of mischief because bloody cameras are everywhere. You know, you prob...

Boston Dynamics’ Atlas robot shows off f*cken parkour skills

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Okay, okay, you’ve probably seen a tonne of sh*tpost articles about a ‘parkour’ robot that can go up steps and shit. And yeah, nah, that f**ken robot’s real, but while the internet sh*ts a collective brick about the p...

Aussie mum battered and bruised while shielding baby from hailstorm

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Anyone familiar with the weather in sunny Queensland at this time of year knows that the afternoons can be a breeding ground for f**ken wicked storms. Spectacular blasts of lightning arcing across the sky are a common...

Viral video of feminist pouring bleach on manspreaders debunked as Russian propaganda

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Holy f**ken cabbage rolls, gents, it turns out it’s safe to manspread the shit out of your legs on public transport after all. What a bloody relief that is! After a video last week infuriated the sh*t out of red-blood...

Bloke on train whacks sleeping woman on the head with his phone

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Public bloody transport. Just the thought of it is enough to strike fear into the hearts and minds of many commuters. And, unless public transport in your neck of the woods is f**ken sh*t-hot, there’s a good reason fo...

‘Lady’ Voldemort will change the way you see Harry Potter’s arch nemesis

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Yeah, nah, fair dinkum, Harry Potter’s pretty much one of the cultural touchstones of our generation and f**kers everywhere are really down with the whole school of wizardry sh*t. In fact, it’s probably about accurate...

Swiss Conceptual Artist Lets Strangers Finger Her In Bizarre Performance

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What is art? Is it a painting that shreds itself or is it a Swiss psychologist, conceptual artist and model allowing strangers to touch her private parts in public? It’s not an easy definition by any means, but if you...

Vagina weightlifting is a thing

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How ya going ya big legendary b*stards? Ozzy Man Reviews is back again with another fantastic video for you to shake your bloody head at. And this time, we’re delving into the esoteric world of vaginal weightlifting. ...

Banksy shares video showing how he created self-destructing $1.1 million painting

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Whether you’re a la-de-da art critic or a monster-hat-wearing, sidewalk-tagging rascal, chances are you’ve heard of Banksy. From humble beginnings as a socially conscious graffiti-artist, Banksy’s made the art-form ac...

13 gravity defying photos that will make you look twice

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When you think about it, gravity’s a son of a bitch. It bloody stops us from doing all sorts of cool floating Matrix sh*t. But that doesn’t always have to be the way. Every now and then some clever b*stard, maybe even...

F*cken angry cyclist vs f*cken angry driver ends brilliantly

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One of our favourite things to do here at Ozzy Man Reviews is watch what happens when one man with an obvious love of initiating conflict winds up another guy who clearly has a little trouble dealing with his anger. A...

Wine fermentation tank explodes, spilling 30,000 litres of piss

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Ah, the old exploding can of fizzy drink trick. It’s a staple of kids cartoons, features in a classic episode of the Simpsons, and has probably been conducted by older brothers around the world in their ongoing serie...

“Sex toy and porn” during horror job interview

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Sometimes we look at our own headlines and ask ourselves what the f**k is that all about, and this is one of those headlines. We generally have an understanding in society that lawyers, barristers, judges and the like...

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