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Two Beluga whales have caught smiling while being rescued from Chinese animal performing show

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Mate, we never get bloody sick of telling you lot exactly how much we love wildlife here at Ozzy man Reviews. Of course, you’re well aware that we enjoy a well-deserved animal attack video, but there’s nothing we love...

Removal company returns customer’s waste after failing to pay

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If there’s one thing that’s pretty hard to disagree with, it’s this simple fact: fair work deserves fair pay. It’s not rocket science, and it’s one of the founding principles of our society. By the same token, while i...

Twitter hacker’s virtual court hearing Zoombombed with music and dirty movies

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As you know, 2020’s been an interesting year for innovation and the rethinking of social systems affected by the bloody ‘Rona. There’s had to be a plethora of changes to the way s**t’s run, and a large part of the loa...

A never seen photo of a stealth US helicopter used in Bin Laden raid has leaked

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Some of you might remember a simpler time in life when conspiracy theories were all about how much insanely cool secret s**t the US Government had at its disposal. These days, conspiracies tend to revolve around more ...

Bloke breaks toe off 19th century sculpture then sneaks off

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If you’ve done much travelling, you’ll know that there’s nothing quite like checking out a few museums to get a bit of culture into your system. One of the best places to do that is bloody Italy. Yeah, nah, those f**k...

Man plants mystery seeds delivered from China after being warned not to

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F**k, if the stories of our childhood taught us anything, it’s that mystery seeds can only lead to geese that lay golden eggs, angry giants falling from the sky and a s**t-tonne of adventure, so we understand why auth...

Big Brother wins bloke of the year after bloody brilliant act of kindness

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Yeah, nah, f**k it, we’re not too big and tough to say that sometimes you just need a solid fix of wholesome news when you get online. Today, you don’t have to look any further. We’ve got that s**t for you right here....

Olympic Gold-Medallist swims full lap with choccy milk on her head!

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we have massive respect for athletes and their dedication to taking their sports seriously. Of course, we also f**ken love it when an athlete knows how to have a bit of fun. And that’s what b...

14,000-year-old poop found in cave turns out to be human

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We don’t have to go out on a limb to assume that your workplace sometimes gets a bit s**t. Yeah, nah, people are people, and when there’s disagreements, everything can suck. So, nah, it’s not just your workplace. It’s...

Uncle Rob puts Covid masks to the test with bloody awesome fire experiment

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We’re gonna go out on a limb here and assume that most of the people who read this site are bloody good people who know the science behind wearing a mask. S**t, we’re even going to assume you know the reason is public...

Insane job description for influencer’s personal assistant goes viral

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We all know that the world of the Instawanker is a bloody strange one. Deadset it’s one that nary seems to set a toe – let alone a foot – in the real world, but every now and then we come across stories about these pe...

Mum discovers 14-year-old son has blown $20,000 on Fortnite

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Let’s just start this one by saying, bloody hell! Yeah, nah, we need to look at that again and double-check the figures, but that s**t seems to be correct. A 14-year-old kid has blown $20,000 ozzy dollarydoos of his M...

One of the world’s biggest and rarest sea creatures washes up on an Australian beach

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As you know, there are bloody billions of weird-looking beasts dwelling in the depths of the ocean and in the coastal waters out to sea. Yeah, nah, you’ve undoubtedly heard the old adage that we don’t know half of wha...

Devoted son climbs hospital drainpipe to sit by dying mother with Covid

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If we can be serious for a moment, despite all the bulls**t going on around the world that seems to politicise Covid-19, it’s got a very real and a very tragic face that is seeing people lose their loved ones. That, m...

Hungry sheila begs professor for exam retake after meatball causes failed exam

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If you’ve ever royally f**ked a test, you’ll know that there are all sorts of excuses for it. Don’t get us wrong, most of them are actually excuses. Yeah, nah, the real reason most uni students bodge their exams is si...