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Footage emerges of Chinese eating bat soup that may be behind coronavirus

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If you’ve been following the news lately, you’ll know we’re all teetering on the brink of our imminent destruction. The coronavirus is sending blokes and blokettes from all around the world to Destination F**ked. C...

People are dipping their balls into soy sauce after learning testicles have taste receptors

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In one of the most bizarre memes we’ve ever seen, it seems that a legion of TikTok and YouTube users are dunking their donuts into soy sauce and claiming they can actually taste it. Apparently, scientists have discove...

These images of the deadly Philippines volcano are unbelievable

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If you’re a worldly or well-read sort, you’re probably aware that bloody ‘Straya isn’t the only place currently under threat of imminent destruction due to natural disaster. Yeah, nah, while the fires are raging here,...

The mortifying moment bloke gets busted cheating on live TV

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For most people, the kiss-cam’s a great excuse for a sneaky pash with the other half. But, here’s a question for you: if you’re visiting a sporting event with your mistress do you go the snog and risk your infidelity ...

Scientists have discovered the oldest bloody fossilised forest on Earth

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We all know forests are pretty f**ken important, and in some cases, pretty bloody old, but a recent discovery is showing scientists just how ancient they are. Over in New York, a bunch of palaeontologists have uncover...

Footage captures moment car thieves get caught by bloke they stole car from

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We’ve all heard the saying ‘if you live by the sword, you die by the sword’ before, but it’s pretty important to understand that s**t’s metaphorical. It could, for example, also be taken to mean ‘if you steal s**t fro...

Scientists have created first ‘living robots’ in a lab made of real cells

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For a long time, we’ve always thought of robots as those blocky things from old-school sci-fi movies. We all know that’s not quite the case, but the general consensus is that these electronic buggers are mostly metal ...

Conor McGregor has shown off his new ‘polite side’ during latest fight build up

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Whether you follow the UFC or not, you probably know who Conor McGregor is. If your answer is that psycho Irish guy who’s like a full UFC legend or some s**t, we’ll give you full marks for this purpose of this one. De...

Remember the Titans star’s weight-loss and body transformation is huge

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If you know the name Ethan Suplee, there’s a pretty strong chance it’s because of Remember the Titans or My Name is Earl. In both cases, the Suplee you know is a pretty husky fellow. Now, after deciding that he needed...

Bloke hospitalised with three-day raging moby after taking bull medication

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Look, we probably don’t have to tell you blokes that having a rod for too long is a recipe for disaster, so let’s just get on with this tale about a Mexican bloke and his three-day husky. Anyway, before we pitch a ten...

Bloke demands trial by combat in custody battle over children

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Throughout the ages, the courts have had some pretty unique ways to deal with personal gripes. One of the most notorious is trial by combat. In this scenario, a plaintiff and a respondent would fight it out to decide ...

Bloody clever sheila invented a light bulb that blinks everytime couples break up

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One of the greatest things the internet has delivered to humanity is the constant barrage of information about your friends, family and tertiary acquaintances. Yeah, nah, that sounds fair enough and we’re sticking wit...

Ross Kemp momentarily unable to speak after smelling inmate’s vape

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If there’s one thing we’re pretty much all in agreement on, it’s that a bit of investigative journalism that cuts to the bone of social issues is grouse. And where that’s concerned, Pommy bloke Ross Kemp is one of the...

Aussie larrikins stitch up Scottish journo on live TV with ‘fair dinkum’ prank

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All right, we know that releasing this one puts us at risk of outing a classic ‘Strayan prank that’s usually reserved for gullible tourists, but it’s too bloody good not to share. Basically, what we’ve got here in ‘St...

Legendary dog shares his water with thirsty koala!

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We’ve established the fact that dogs are just awesome creatures on this site on many occasions. Funnily enough, though, the buggers just keep giving us more and more proof of their legendary awesomeness. And deadset, ...