Crisis in Canada forces them to release 50 million pounds of maple syrup from their reserves
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When it comes to everyone’s favourite people, the bloody Canadians have to be right up there. Yeah, nah, Canadia’s a f**ken grouse place full of whimsy, politeness and maple syrup. Still, they’re not immune to disaste...
Bodybuilder takes second sex-doll wife on lavish honeymoon
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You probably remember the story about the bodybuilder who married a sex-doll. After all, it’s not like it’s a forgettable headline. Still, what you might not know is that the guy is now onto his second sex-doll marria...
Sheila sells her farts for $1000 bucks a jar!
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When it comes to ripping farts, we’ve always thought the old adage that more than two sniffs was greedy was more than fair. After all, most of us don’t even want one sniff of someone else’s brand. Still, the world tak...
What it’s like to grow up in the coldest place on Earth!
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We’re not gonna lie to you, the truth is that Australia has some pretty f**ken cold locales, but for the most part, us Australians are known for enjoying a warm climate. Yeah, nah, in Summer, the humidity means you sp...
Girlfriend left shocked by boyfriend’s dump towel
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We know this is always a bit of a contentious statement, but we reckon there are some things in a relationship that should remain private. Yeah, nah, there’s no way that everyone needs to hear your dirty laundry. Stil...
Epic road-rage incident sees fiery men resorting to swords and guns
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We’ll be honest, we’re not big road-ragers. Deadset, we’re not. We reckon it’s a bit of a waste of anger. Also, when you’re dealing with the kinda hotheads who like to fight people over a forgotten indicator or a brok...
Scientists have discovered a f#*@en skinless shark
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We all know that the depths of the ocean house a million weird and wonderful creatures. Some of these, according to scientists, are yet to be discovered. Some of them, are f**ked-up variations of creatures that are al...
Grandma accidentally invited young bloke to thanksgiving in 2016, now an annual ritual
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One of the greatest things about life is that it’s full of stories about finding friendship in unexpected places. Deadset, we’ve all been to places where we never expected to meet anyone, let alone a lifelong friend, ...
“I ate my f*#@en AirPod”: Sheila mistook earbud for pill, pooped it out
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Distraction. Like it or not, it’s one of those things that gets us all from time to time. Yeah, nah, it’s just one of life’s little pitfalls, and it causes all sorts of mayhem. Deadset, just ask TikTokker @IamCarliiib...
Wildlife Wombat Gates enable them to film loads of Aussie animals – check the footage!
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All right, We’re not gonna lie, due to the nature of our site, we often spend a lot of time talking about the Ozzy animals that can f**k you up, and sometimes, sometimes, that means we neglect the cuter critters. Yeah...
