Sheila with pierced eyelids reckons it’s way easier to deal with than you’d think
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we f**ken love that we live in a world where people are free to express themselves in awesome ways. One of the things we love most is body modification. Not because we’d necessarily opt to do...
The truth behind Brazil’s ‘Crocodile invasion’!
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Yeah, look, you f**kers know that we know that you know we love crocs, caimans, alligators and bloody gharials bigtime. Yeah, nah, we do. We reckon they’re mintox as f**k, and you knew we’d be talking about the viral ...
Chess Grandmaster denies using anal beads to beat five-time world champion opponent
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We’re not gonna lie, we f**ken love sport, but most of the time, the dramas are so bloody boring that they’re only made fun with a bit of over-the-top sensationalism. Occasionally, though, a bit of controversy crops u...
Remains of 17th Century Vampire found in Poland
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The f**ken old days were great weren’t they. Think about it, back in the day, you didn’t have science to help you make sense of s**t, so you didn’t have to worry about facts or common-sense. Yeah, nah, you just got to...
TikTok mum busts her six-year-old son using her donger as a punching bag
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If you’ve ever been a kid, you’ll know that with just a little imagination, you can make any random object something magical and fun. Yeah, nah, deadset, in the fertile mind of an entertainment-seeking child, a stick ...
Aussie bloke who went to school with King Charles still has stolen clippings of his hair!
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One of the great things about big world events is that they bring the hangers-on and weirdos outta the woodwork. Deadset, gossip magazines are having a field day right now, as everyone who once had a tangential relati...
Angry neighbor tapes dog poo and note to wall after dog keeps defecating on his lawn
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Mate, here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re f**ken big advocates of responsible pet ownership. We reckon that if you get yourself a pet, you need to look after it in a way that’s respectful to it – and the people in your ne...
Chimpanzee escapes Ukraine zoo, avoids keepers, gives up in exchange for a rain jacket
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As much as we seriously love our Aussie critters, we’ve gotta admit to being a little bit jealous that we don’t have apes. Yeah, nah, fair dinkum, bloody chimpanzees will always get us f**ken excited. Whether they’re ...
Sheila celebrates bareknuckle KO victory by flashing crowd
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We seem to talk a lot these days about the celebrity side of the various fighting codes, but real fight fans know the best events are still in the fights between proper fighters. And look, we don’t mean that as any di...
F#@*en hectic GTA style robbery on the streets of New York
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Mate, we don’t know about you lot, but we’ve played a fair bit of GTA over the years. Yeah, nah, deadset. For us, though, that was where the carjacking, the brazen robbery, and the f**ken violence stopped. Nah, we’ve ...
‘It’s Corn’ song hits Spotify and the ‘It’s Corn’ kid is sharing in the revenue!
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As you know, we’re often sharing videos of epic trips to Destination F**ked, hectic animal attacks, brutal street-fights, and dumb people doing dumb things. Despite that, it’s no secret we love the wholesome s**t the ...
Bloke faces 34 months in jail after farting in police officer’s face
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We’re pretty sure this isn’t a new sentiment on this site, but we’ll fully admit that in the right time and the right place, a fart can be funny. Yeah, nah, no shame, but a well-placed grunt, a well-timed barking spid...
Bloke sets world record by floating downriver in a massive pumpkin
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World records are f**ken great! Deadset, not only do they recognise amazing achievements, but they truly show us that talent is a diverse concept that we can’t limit to certain fields. Yeah, nah, there are amazing wor...
Mark Zuckerberg reveals his MMA skills in sparring video
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These days, it seems like every bloody social media celebrity is getting into MMA or boxing, so it was probably only a matter of time before Zuckerberg, the prototype social media owner, got in on the act. And wouldn’...
Bloke’s “emotional support alligator” astonishes patrons of US water park
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If you’re anything like us, you probably hear the word alligator and think about a huge man-eating reptile. You know what, though, we shouldn’t do that. Yeah, nah, it’s stereotyping and that s**t’s bad. Because, let’s...
Locals left baffled as rare phenomenon fills the sky in China
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We’re not gonna lie, we’re actually pretty f**ken easy to impress when it comes to cool stuff in nature. Deadset, we see a particularly fluffy cloud and we’re thrilled to bits. A nice green tree? You’d better believe ...
Disneyland Gaston breaks character after woman touches him inappropriately
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We don’t know about you folks out there in the comments section, but we’re all about personal boundaries and respect here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we reckon consideration for others is the greatest thing on ear...
Rabid Fox picks fight with Grandma
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Oh yes, welcome to fight day, you big bloody bewdiful legends! Today, we’re getting straight to business with a somewhat unexpected battle. Yeah, nah, these two unlikely opponents had no f**ken idea they’d be getting ...
Aussie Diver records ‘last moments’ while stranded at sea
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One of the interesting things about the ubiquitous nature of cameras these days is that they’re able to record f**ken everything. Yeah, nah, if you’re seeing some crazy s**t, you can record it; if you’re having the ti...
Hotel employee reveals the truth of working overnight on the front desk
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If you’re like most people, you’re probably considering or will consider a change in career at some point in the near future. Yeah, nah, even when we love our jobs, there’s a high chance we get bored of them at some p...
Giant slide closed down hours after opening due to major design error
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Anyone of a certain vintage knows that play equipment hasn’t been the same for a while. And, look, before you go telling us we’re longing for the old days, we’re not. We lost too many friends to old-fashioned roundabo...
Drone captures moment Florida man is f**ked by “huge” gator
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Maaate, you know that we love a bloody good crocodiliac story here at Ozzy Man Reviews! You also know that we love an underdog story, a survival story, and a defy the f**ken odds and come out the other side scathed bu...
Bloke accidentally chops off his own d*ck while dreaming about cutting meat
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We’re pretty sure you’re all familiar with the concept of a nightmare. After all, they’re not exactly uncommon. Still, this story is gonna redefine the s**t out of the idea of a night terror. Basically, the dude in th...
Bloke flies halfway around the world to track down stolen Airpods!
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One of the most annoying things in life is losing s**t you f**ken need. Yeah, nah, we’ve all been in a situation when we’ve had one of our most utilised possessions go AWOL, but usually that’s where the story ends. Fo...
This bloke built legs for a snake, here’s how it reacted
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As you lot are no doubt aware, we bloody love snakes here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, deadset, our country’s renowned for playing host to tonnes of the legless little buggers, and as typical Aussie blokes who sometimes...
