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Bloke tries to shoot fireworks from his bum cheeks; regrets it

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In a strange way, it almost feels like it’s been too long since we had the last video of a bloke doing something so stupid you’re forced to wonder just how the guy manages to tie his own shoelaces. Well, you’d better ...

Mum sprays breast milk over dance festival crowd in California

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The world takes all sorts and that’s no secret. You know what we’re on about, one bloke’s heaven is another bloke’s ‘Oh, f**k no,’ and all that. Well, today’s video is all about that s**t. Basically, we’re attending a...

Turns out Aussies have been eating a fish unknown to science

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Look, here in Ozzyland, we love to eat a good serve of meat. Deadset, we even eat the b**tards on our national bloody emblem. And you know what we f**ken love it. Grill it, barbecue it, bake it, or fry it up; if it ta...

Brave horse runs back into dangerous wildfire to rescue other horses

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We all know that horses are pretty f**ken majestic creatures that are smart as hell. Deadset, there’s a reason they’ve been a part of our history for about a bajillion bloody years. S**t, we reckon they’ve got a prett...

Scientists have reconstructed the face of ancient 1,000 year old Viking warrior sheila

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If the television show Vikings is anything to go by, we’ve known for a while that Viking sheilas could be warriors. S**t, we reckon they’d even give Shaz from down the pub a run for her money. Anyway, the reason we’re...

These advanced folding techniques are indistinguishable from magic

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The bloody wardrobe. For some people, making sure that s**t looks perfect is life itself. Their clothes will be colour coordinated, alphabetized, organised into seasons and kept in pristine condition. Then there’s the...

Rage Against The Machine are reforming and headlining a huge show in 2020

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Back in 2000, Rage Against The Machine recorded their own pretty f**ken bonza rendition of Springsteen’s classic track, The Ghost of Tom Joad. Anyone who can tell s**t from clay knows that bloody pearler of a song is ...

The Internet reckons Australia is the “Land of Nope”

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Every now and then, the bloody internet talks slanderous lies about our big bloody gorgeous land. We reckon that’s not f**ken on. Yeah, nah, we know we’ve got a bit of a reputation as being a place that’s full of scar...

Gamer buys Fallout 76 expired domain name after ‘feature’ angers him

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One of the toughest parts of life is realising that the people you thought cared about you really couldn’t give a s**t about your opinions. Deadset, it can be a tough cookie to crack. Strangely, when that lesson comes...

This bloke taste-tested every frozen Hawaiian pizza in Australia

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For some reason, pineapple on pizza’s become a contentious issue in recent years. The reason for that sudden upsurge in discussion is pretty unclear, but whether or not someone likes something you think is gross or vi...

Maisie Williams shivers uncontrollably while eating hot wings and talking Game Of Thrones

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We all know that spicy-food challenges can get a little out of hand. For some reason, there’s an unspoken rule that encourages ordinary people who hardly ever eat spicy food – or only ever order a mild butter chicken ...

High-rise workers swinging like theme park ride in high winds

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Some jobs require you to have balls of steel. If you’re the kind of bloke or blokette who regularly scales the outside of high-rise buildings to perform maintenance or wash bloody windows, you’ll know all about it. If...

Ryan Reynolds congratulates Joker on surpassing Deadpool as the highest-grossing R-rated movie in typical fashion

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It’s pretty bloody hard not to love Ryan Reynolds. Despite the fact he’s a big Hollywood star, he’s somehow maintained the kind of attitude you’d expect from one of your mates. He’s a bloody smartass, he loves to drop...

Bloke who chopped half his hand off could wiggle it just days later after surgery

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Mate, we don’t know about you, but if we chopped our own f**ken hand off at work, we’d be bloody distraught. Honestly, your hand’s pretty bloody important. You need it to hold a beer, to scratch your arse and to tie y...

This USA Gymnastics star threw one of the best bloody baseball pitches ever

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As you probably know, the World Series is a pretty bloody monumental event in baseball circles. Naturally, there’s a whole bunch of fanfare and ceremony that comes with it, and one of the things they do is invite a ce...