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Sheila wants to know why her boyfriend won’t stop digging tunnel and the Internet responds!

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Depending on your problem – and your audience – asking the internet to give you advice can be like playing Russian roulette. On one hand, you might be taken seriously and given the answers you need. On the other, peop...

Revolve Festival leaves influencers stranded in the desert “for their own safety”

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Look, in recent years there’s a pretty big push to act sensationally when festivals f**k up. As we’ve covered plenty of that ground in the past, we won’t go into too much detail, but from the looks of things, the Revo...

Mike Tyson beats up ‘annoying’ bloke on flight

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Iron Mike Tyson has had a pretty f**ken remarkable career. From his humble beginnings to his storied stint during the 90s, and his modern role as a businessman and entrepreneur, he’s grown into one of the most easily ...

Girl bangs back on bed and becomes instant meme

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While there’s no doubt plenty of people have made a name for themselves with a viral video, the secret behind figuring out what exactly makes a video go viral seems to still be a bit of an enigma. Deadset, some people...

15yr-old German kid goes viral with pyrotechnics and rave lasers in bedroom solo rave

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You know, you don’t have to go far these days to find someone who reckons the kids are a mess. Yeah, nah, all manner of people will give you the ‘kids were better in my day’ lecture, and not too many of them know what...

‘Influencer’ shamed for asking for free food from Noosa restaurants!

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Every now and then, we come across stories about ‘influencers’ or as we sometimes, when the shoe fits, like to call them ‘insta-wankers’ trying to score free food in exchange for a social media post. Now, we’ll be hon...

Skydiver survives 13,500ft fall to destination f@#*ked

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F**ken humans are amazing. Deadset, if there’s one thing we can take away from all out time putting together content for you legends, it’s that for every story about dodgy b**tards, there are ten more about absolute l...

PARODY: Chris Rock gets his revenge on Will Smith in hilarious remixed trailer

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For obvious reasons, the world is yet to recover from Will Smith’s insane bitchslapping of Chris Rock at the Oscars. Yeah, nah, it’s not something anyone expected, and it’s going to live in meme history for a pretty f...

Key & Peele skit from 2020 about Jaden Smith is more relevant than ever

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In the wake of the Will Smith slap, the whole world’s been having their say on various aspects of the whole deal. Obviously, there are questions about whether it’s ok to make fun of people with alopecia, whether Smith...

Machine Gun Kelly covered System of a Down song and the internet is outraged

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Look, the headline says plenty, but we’re not quite sure it goes far enough. Judging from the various tweets we’ve seen, the internet is more than outraged. It’s borderline disgusted. It’s offended. It’s f**ken baffle...

This journo investigated the bloody gems found at your typical Australian Charity Shop

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The op shop. The charity shop. The local thrift store. Whatever you call it, we’ve no doubt you know what it’s like inside one. We all do. S**t, whether we’ve visited one in desperation or whether we’ve gone in there ...

Sheila busts boyfriend at strip club, jumps on stage, dumps him, makes $100 in tips

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Every now and then the internet gets all excited because of an epic dump. Wait, that sounds wrong. We’re not changing it, though. But, yeah, nah, what we mean is that sometimes the internet loves it when a bloke or sh...

Jim Carrey has revealed his brutal opinion on Will Smith’s Oscar slap

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In recent years, Jim Carrey’s persona has shifted away from the one that made him a comedy star in the 90s and become one that’s a bit more reflective and a bit more alternative. Don’t get us wrong, we reckon some of ...

Sheila takes her Mum clubbing after wishing she could relive her youth

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For some people, the idea of going clubbing with your parents is bloody abhorrent. Yeah, nah, for some people that s**t sounds terrible. It sounds like their worst nightmare. It sounds like a living hell. And then the...

Sheila horrified after date accidentally sent her text meant for mate

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We all know that the world of internet dating is a pretty f**ken sketchy one. Yeah, nah, it doesn’t really come as a surprise when dodgy s**t goes down on it, but you still have to spare a thought for the innocent vic...

Sheila has to tell her late husband’s mistress that he’s kicked the bucket

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It’s always good to remember that you should always treat your loved ones with the care and respect you want them to remember you by. After all, you never know when someone’s time is up, and it’d be pretty f**ken awkw...

Bloke sacked for living in work cubicle to get “free” rent

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It doesn’t seem to matter where in the world you are, times are tough right now. Yeah, nah, deadset. The rising cost of living is leaving people without much choice in their accommodations, workplaces are cracking dow...

Bloke builds his own working X-Ray machine after receiving huge f**ken bill!

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Clever b**tards. Let’s be honest, we all know at least one or two of these legends, and while they might sometimes drive us crazy with their big words, we’ve gotta be honest. They show us that anything’s possible, and...

British army Vet fighting for Ukraine reveals how he destroyed Russian tank convoy

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In all the talk about the war in Ukraine, one of the things we’ve overlooked is the foreign fighters helping the Ukrainians defend their country against Putin’s invasion. Fortunately, we’ve now got the inside story fr...

Fark! Rising costs mean we’re now gonna get fewer Doritos per pack!

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We all know that the last few years have been pretty bloody tough for humans. Yeah, nah, no joke. We’re not gonna list it all, but just in case you reckon the straw’s getting pretty close to breaking the camel’s back,...