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Sheila flies overseas to surprise BF only to find he did the same

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Cutesy couples. We all know one. At least one. And you know what, we bloody love ‘em. Don’t get us wrong, they do make us gag sometimes, but they also remind us that all is right in the world and that no matter the ge...

Viewers left stunned by Tommy Lee’s talking penis in new Display+ series

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All right, a long time ago, back before every celebrity under the sun was ‘leaking’ a sex tape and living an ‘edgy’ lifestyle, Tommy Lee was one of the original 80s rock n rollers. Yeah, nah, his band, Mötley Crüe, we...

Aussie Bloke has rental application rejected after cheeky request to landlord

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We all know the rental game can be a pain in the bloody arse. Despite that, it’s a necessary part of life, and it’s one we all have to experience. With that, there comes a set of traditions and conventions. When Aussi...

Metallica supply street performer with new kit after his drums are stolen!

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Bloody Metallica are probably the biggest metal band ever to exist. They are loved by f**ken millions of people, and they’ve been touring the world, rocking audiences for over forty years. With all that in mind, it’s ...

The invisible car bloke is still fooling people! Here’s how the cheeky legend does it

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Mate, if there’s one thing that gets our Ozzy hearts pumping with excitement, it’s f**ken tricky-dicky optical illusion stuff. Yeah, nah, street performers, magic-eye posters, clever bloody videos, whatever. We f**ken...

Elon Musk offered a teen on Twitter 5k to stop tracking his private jet

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No matter where we turn, we just can’t seem to stop coming face-to-face with Elon Musk content right now. Of course, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Over time, the bloke’s started to look less like a genius and mo...

Grandma dresses up as a bloody T-Rex and shocks grandkids at airport

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Airports are funny places. Yeah, nah, they can quite obviously be boring and frustrating, but they can also be wholesome as f**k. Take the waiting area for example. Seeing families eagerly awaiting loved ones is a rea...

Dan Bilzerian looks pretty bloody strange in pictures without his huge beard

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They hold a special place in our society. In one moment, they say craft beer drinker. In another, they say biker, and in yet another, they say, holy s**t, that’s Dan Bilzerian. We are, of course, talking abotu beards....

Bloke has perfect response for Karen who wants to call cops because of his loud car

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By this stage of the game, everyone knows About Karens. These annoying sheilas love to call the cops, speak to the manager, or just straight-up give you a serve. Usually, they do this for reasons that are known only t...

Sheila grows her leg-hair out and her BF’s not a fan – now the Internet is divided

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Say what you will about changing perceptions and cultural norms evolving, but there are some things that are still up for debate. Like female leg-hair. Now, it’s not our place to say whether a sheila should grow her l...

This woman’s cat is so big, people mistake it for a dog!

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Like most people on the internet, we bloody love cats. Don’t get us wrong, we know they’re cheeky c**nts, but that’s the best part of their appeal. We reckon you lot agree too. That’s why, when we saw this one, we tho...

KFC slammed by Chinese authorities for ‘arousing panic buying’

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If you’ve been to the supermarket lately, you might have noticed that the shelves are pretty f**ken bare. A lot of the blame for that can be split between panic buyers and supply chain shortages. As a result, Chinese ...

NASA discovers signs of past life on Mars

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Ever since we were little whippersnappers no taller than a wallaby’s wanger people have been saying that if life existed anywhere outside of earth, it probably existed on Mars. Yeah, nah, we don’t know if Uncle Bruce ...

Indonesian student has made a million bucks by uploading NFT selfies as a joke

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We’ve no doubt you’ve all had a laugh at the idea of NFTs, but one thing we can’t deny is that people are out there spending money on them. Yeah, nah, it’s true. Just ask Sultan Gustaf Al Ghozali, a 22-yr-old Indonesi...

Scientists have taught goldfish to f#*@en drive

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Human ingenuity. Yeah, nah, human ingenuity is pretty f**ken special – and not just for us. Fair dinkum, we are good bloody Samaritans sharing our technological prowess with all creatures great and small. Here’s why: ...

Sheila with two vaginas reckons she uses one for work and one for personal pleasure

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Vaginas. Whether you call ‘em by their proper name or you refer to them as pussies, gashes or even wizard’s sleeves, you’ll know that most sheilas only have one of ‘em. Note, though, that we say ‘most’. Apparently, th...

This bloke raised a cute piglet on YouTube and then he shared his dinner

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Most of us are all too aware of the fact that meat comes from animals. Yeah, nah, there’s a food chain, there’s a need to eat, and there’s a barbecue. After that, the maths becomes pretty simple. Still, there are ways...

Bloke shares what being the only passenger on an international flight is really like

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If you’ve ever flown on a crowded plane, you’ve probably wished for more space. S**t, you’ve probably wished for an empty plane. Imagine it: no crying babies, no stinky passengers, no squashy seats, it’d be f**ken bli...

Bloke gets his stolen car back – documents the s**t the thieves left inside

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We all know that having your s**t stolen is not fun. Yeah, nah, it’s a real punt in the c**t and we wouldn’t wish it on anyone. That said, sometimes, you’ve just gotta look at your silver linings. One bloke who defini...

2,000 year old skull provides evidence ancient cultures used advanced surgery

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When it comes to skull fractures and medicine, you can be forgiven for thinking that complex surgeries are a completely modern invention. After all, it’s widely accepted that any significant injury meant death when we...