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Judges left gobsmacked after human on Talent Show eats sausages with her bum

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We’re often told that if you want to achieve your dreams, you’ve gotta work hard. That, in fairness, seems like bloody great advice. Get your head down and your arse up and hone your skills. No matter what you’re doin...

Scientists confirm discovery of mysterious ‘Interstellar Space Boundary’

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Space. The final frontier, the big black thing above the sky, the place that no one can hear you scream; whatever you think of when you hear about it, you can’t deny that it’s still a big bloody mystery to humanity. B...

The severed head of a Wolffish can still crush a can of Coke

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Bloody nature is full of weird and wonderful animals that will straight up ruin your f**ken day if you give them the opportunity. We should know, we’re bloody ‘Strayan. Now, the wolffish isn’t an antipodean creature, ...

Heroic Chinese cat deliberately saves a baby from falling down stairs

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Cats cop a fair bit of s**t on the old Ozzy Man Reviews website and YouTube channel, and there’s two reasons for that. First and foremost, here in ‘Straya, when you bloody like someone – or something – you hang s**t o...

You can now buy a bloody flamethrower attachment for a drone

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We all know that drones are, depending on where you stand, cool as f**k, or a terrifying reason to pack your dacks and run like buggery. Still, despite the killing power of some drones, a US company has decided that t...

Sheila gives interview about scooter regulations, gets skittled seconds after

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Here’s a fun fact for you: there’s absolutely nothing worse than making a cock of yourself right after you’ve just done something you deserve credit for. We’ve all been there, and that’s probably why we can relate to ...

Bloke tries to shoot fireworks from his bum cheeks; regrets it

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In a strange way, it almost feels like it’s been too long since we had the last video of a bloke doing something so stupid you’re forced to wonder just how the guy manages to tie his own shoelaces. Well, you’d better ...

Mum sprays breast milk over dance festival crowd in California

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The world takes all sorts and that’s no secret. You know what we’re on about, one bloke’s heaven is another bloke’s ‘Oh, f**k no,’ and all that. Well, today’s video is all about that s**t. Basically, we’re attending a...

Turns out Aussies have been eating a fish unknown to science

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Look, here in Ozzyland, we love to eat a good serve of meat. Deadset, we even eat the b**tards on our national bloody emblem. And you know what we f**ken love it. Grill it, barbecue it, bake it, or fry it up; if it ta...

Brave horse runs back into dangerous wildfire to rescue other horses

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We all know that horses are pretty f**ken majestic creatures that are smart as hell. Deadset, there’s a reason they’ve been a part of our history for about a bajillion bloody years. S**t, we reckon they’ve got a prett...

Scientists have reconstructed the face of ancient 1,000 year old Viking warrior sheila

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If the television show Vikings is anything to go by, we’ve known for a while that Viking sheilas could be warriors. S**t, we reckon they’d even give Shaz from down the pub a run for her money. Anyway, the reason we’re...

These advanced folding techniques are indistinguishable from magic

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The bloody wardrobe. For some people, making sure that s**t looks perfect is life itself. Their clothes will be colour coordinated, alphabetized, organised into seasons and kept in pristine condition. Then there’s the...

Rage Against The Machine are reforming and headlining a huge show in 2020

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Back in 2000, Rage Against The Machine recorded their own pretty f**ken bonza rendition of Springsteen’s classic track, The Ghost of Tom Joad. Anyone who can tell s**t from clay knows that bloody pearler of a song is ...

The Internet reckons Australia is the “Land of Nope”

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Every now and then, the bloody internet talks slanderous lies about our big bloody gorgeous land. We reckon that’s not f**ken on. Yeah, nah, we know we’ve got a bit of a reputation as being a place that’s full of scar...

Gamer buys Fallout 76 expired domain name after ‘feature’ angers him

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One of the toughest parts of life is realising that the people you thought cared about you really couldn’t give a s**t about your opinions. Deadset, it can be a tough cookie to crack. Strangely, when that lesson comes...