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Little legend receives surprise from Pokémon after selling his collection to save his dog

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Mate, as you know, we post tonnes of interesting s**t on this here website, but despite the Russian explosions, karmic retributions, and visits to your favourite destination, we love the wholesome s**t the best. That’...

Teen spent six years digging underground home in backyard after fight with parents

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Forgive us for reminiscing here, but do you remember what it was like to be a pissed-off teenager after a fight with your olds? We don’t know about you guys, but we remember more than a few times when we packed our ba...

Loose bat on Air India flight forces it to turn around mid-flight

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Yeah, nah, nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah, bats, man, they’re bloody cheeky little buggers at the best of times, but no matter how much they’ve made the news lately (rightly or wrongly), it’s a bit of a surprise to see one h...

Some of the best f@*#en online shopping fails

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There’s no bloody doubt that we’re relying on internet shopping more and more every day. The ease and convenience of buying whatever the f**k you want with just a few clicks and keystrokes is just irresistible for mos...

Aussie pilot falls asleep and misses destination!

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Here in Australia, we might be renowned for being laid-back sons of bitches, but we’re also pretty well-known for our hardworking mentality. Yeah, nah, you put us on the job, and we complete it with tenacity, with gri...

TikTok bans video containing “rude” Kmart toy

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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards. How you going? Hopefully you’re doing a bit better than bloody TikTok at the moment. Yeah, nah, turns out those prudes have gone and banned a video because it features an eggpla...

Local servo keeps making the whole town laugh daily with these bloody gold signs

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Bloody laughter has gotta be one of the greatest things on earth. Deadset, no matter where you are, which era of human history you’re from, or what language you speak, we all love a bloody good laugh. Fortunately, the...

Wayne Brady & Marc Rebillet slaying in a rap battle over which ninja turtle is the best

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When it comes to the great cartoons of a generation, it’s pretty f**ken obvious, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has to be in the discussion. No matter which iteration of the show you’re talking about, it’s beloved by ki...

High school creates controversy by Photoshopping girls’ cleavage in yearbook

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As you all know, bloody Photoshop is a thing that exists. It, in itself, isn’t inherently evil. Yeah, nah, it’s just a tool, but just like any tool, it can be used for good and not so good. One school in the US, Bartr...

If a cat is dropped upside down at near-zero gravity, will it fall on its feet?

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When it comes to the really f**ken big questions, there are a few that are real brain-busters. Chief among them is whether or not cats can land on their feet in zero gravity? Yeah, nah, don’t pretend you haven’t wonde...

Some f*@#en ripper hair cuts!

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For many of us, there’s nothing in life quite as f**ken shameful as a bad haircut. Don’t get us wrong, we know it’s shallow and we know that we shouldn’t worry so much what other people think, but pretty much everyone...

Police release footage of bloke making slow get-away in lawnmower theft

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We know that when it comes to joyrides, bloody Hollywood has created a bit of a stereotype about the way they look, but a recent video released here by coppers from Cairns in Queensland flies in the face of all that. ...

Tiger strolls streets of Houston – leads to hectic confrontation

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Some people reckon that normal pets like cats, dogs, and goldfish just don’t cut the mustard. Yeah, nah, these thrill-seekers reckon an animal doesn’t make a good pet unless it can rip your f**ken face off. These kind...

First shipment of alcoholic spirit from Chernobyl seized by authorities

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You might not know it, but apparently, the land around Chernobyl is now totally fine for farming—at least in some areas. Yeah, nah, by all accounts, it’s all safe and productions a goer. Despite that, though, we’re no...

Kiwi bloke paints penises over potholes to get them filled in faster

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If there’s anything comic-book movies have taught us, it’s that the great and gallant works of society’s biggest heroes aren’t always welcomed by the authorities. Yeah, nah, J Jonah makes Spidey’s life a misery, and e...

Maccas employees spill the beans on the secrets they discovered while working there

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Bloody Maccas. You all know what it is. We do too, and we reckon that anyone who’s not quite sure probably wouldn’t be reading this. With that said, the restaurant under the golden arches holds a kind of magical place...

This is hands down the greatest f#*@en wedding proposal of all time

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Do you ever have one of those days on the internet where you long for something from the past? We do, and we know that tonnes of you lot do—even if there is plenty of new stuff to enjoy on an almost daily basis. We’re...

Reddit users share their plans to seduce new bachelor Bill Gates

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In case you’ve been making like the proverbial ostrich and have had your head buried in the sand, Bill bloody Gates and his wife Melinda are cutting ties. Yeah, nah, their marriage is ‘irretrievably broken’ and they’r...

80-year-old Ozzie Fisherman trapped on boat with ‘certainly lethal’ tiger snake

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We’re pretty well-known for our snakes here in Ozzy Land, and as plenty will tell you, when it comes to the most venomous snakes in the world, we’ve got our fair share. Up near the top of that list is the bloody tiger...

Awesome footage shows UK Marine f@*#en jetpack onto ship

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It goes without saying that guns are bad, violence is abhorrent, and war sucks, but we’d also be liars if we didn’t say that this footage of a pommy marine using a jetpack to board a ship and whip out his gun isn’t f*...