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Bloke ‘parties’ while wearing a Fitbit to study the effects on his body

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Whether you’re a ‘party’ person or not, you can’t deny the fact that for large swathes of the population, nights out usually involve more than a few pints. Yeah, nah, when it comes to additional mood-altering additive...

Hero truckie who went viral after stopping robbery has left TV hosts in stitches… Again

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You probably remember the video we shared with you a couple of days ago where legendary Kiwi fella Turawaho Hemopo foiled a young crim’s attempts to escape from a robbery by tackling him to the ground and waiting for ...

Quarantined kids in Wuhan have used app store “hack” to avoid online homework

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One of the things that makes any news event interesting is the human side of it. Deadset, we might sometimes come in for criticism in the west for seemingly brushing off news of mass fatalities, but if you can slap a ...

Meet the Aussies who skated Wuhan during Coronavirus lockdown

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Mate, if you ask most people, they’ll probably tell you that the last place they want to be in the midst of all this Coronavirus worry is bloody Wuhan. Yeah, nah, you know, Ground Zero! Of course, here’s the dilemma: ...

This bloke got rejected and went on a bloody insane selfie filled rant

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You know we love a bloody good text-exchange story here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We know that sometimes their legitimacy is questionable, but they always tell a bloody good yarn, and you know as well as we do that you don...

Coronavirus ‘adult content’ is going viral on xHamster right now

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If there’s one thing we’ve learned from P0rnhub’s annual stats releases, it’s that the world of smut is incredibly responsive to the big news stories and world events of the day. Deadset, that industry is as predictab...

The richest player in Baseball history just sent a golf ball into f*@#en orbit!

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You might have heard of Mike Trout, the Millville Meteor. When it comes to baseball, there aren’t too many as famous as he is right now. Deadset, considering he’s an eight-time MLB All-Star, three-time MVP, and the ri...

Japanese company has invented the ultimate ‘gaming bed’

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Bloody gaming. If you’re a big fan, you’ve probably spent more than a few nights forcing yourself to stay awake, and playing all the way through till the morning just because the bed’s a little far away. For what it’s...

Hero truck driver who stopped robbery leaves TV presenters in stitches during his interview

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We all know that heroes come in all shapes and sizes, but for some reason, bloody everyone loves it when a regular bloke steps up and saves the f**ken day with some proper heroic actions. We dunno about you, but we re...

These cheeky seagulls were busted playing with a ladies ‘pocket rocket’

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If there’s one thing we know all you birds out there in the comments section appreciate, it’s a big rubber donger. Yeah, don’t pretend you don’t know what we’re talking about. A d*ldo. But don’t worry, you’re not alon...

Commentators shocked when camera catches kid smashing a schooey at the football

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When it comes to countries that are well-known for smashing piss, we’d be bloody mental if we didn’t put Germany close to the top of the list. They’re renowned for their quality beer, and we really don’t blame them fo...

TikTok user ‘almost dies’ after getting trapped under frozen lake

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Okay, we know you’ve heard this before on this website, but we genuinely do like to give all of the good people of this planet the benefit of the doubt. Nah, yeah, we reckon everyone deserves a fair shake of the shaft...

Vets remove entire bloody beach towel from python’s stomach

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Snakes. If you know anything about ‘em, you probably know they’re not as big, bad or psychotic as they’re often made out to be in the media. Of course, there are some times in a snake’s life when it’s a f**ken machine...

Gordon Ramsay is the highest viewed guest on “Hot Ones” for good f@*#en reason

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By this stage, you should pretty familiar with the set-up of First We Feast’s Hot Ones show on YouTube. If you’re not, it’s the YouTube show where celebrities of all stripes and spots go to be interviewed while eating...

These Tweets are so terrible they’ll lower your f@*#en IQ

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We’ve said this a metric f**ktonne of times, but here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we really like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, nah, we reckon people are only people, and every now and then they’re gonna ne...