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People are sharing the most basic s**t they’ve never done…

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In a globalised world, it’s pretty normal for everything to be homogenous, ubiquitous and f**ken everywhere. Seriously, there’s really not much you can do about it. With easy travel and transport across the world, it’...

Girl catches gruesome infection on her feet after not wearing shoes in rural Brazil

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Look, by now, you’re probably beginning to think there’s nothing nature can show you that would shock you, amaze you, or simply gross you out. You would, though, probably be wrong. We think s**t like that all the time...

Bloke chooses to live like a dog, eats from bowl and barks at friends in the street

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Here in Ozzyland, we’ve had the joy of Barking Dog Man for some time, but we don’t reckon that even he can compete with this fella from Pommyland. No s**t, Barking Dog Man is a bit of a character, but we feel comforta...

The world’s best airport has a f***en rainforest inside!

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One of the great joys of the modern world is that we’re starting to look at things like infrastructure a bit differently. Take airports for an example. In the past, they were bug f**ken monuments to industry. To be fa...

Sheila who lost her forehead has a warning for others!

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Let’s not beat around the bush here, we’ve all referred to the balding bloke’s forehead as a fivehead – or sixhead, sevenhead or eighthead – and that’s okay. It’s all well and good to make fun of your mates, but the r...

Sheila gives birth to twins with two different fathers

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We’ll be f**ked if this story doesn’t get a bloody big CRIKEY, but over in China, a woman has given birth to twins – from two different fathers. Obviously, we all know the basic ins and outs of baby-making revolve aro...

Aussie bloke finds 100kg shark head bitten clean off by something

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We all know that the waters off the coast of Australia are full of terrifying s**t. We’ve got jellyfish that’ll f**ken kill ya, octopuses that’ll f**ken kill ya and sharks that’ll f**ken kill ya. Of course, that’s not...

Captain bans sheila midflight after having huge meltdown because no Pepsi was available

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We live in a world that’s all about instant gratification. You can f**ken stream your favourite movies on demand. Get information about pretty much anything ever with a few swipes of your mobile phone and order food t...

Synthetic alcohol could be here in 5 years – and it has no hangover symptoms

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Let’s be honest, there’s nothing quite as relaxing at the end of the week as a nice cold brewski. Whether you’re a fan of the spirits, the beers or the wines, there’s a poison for each of you. And by poison, we mean i...

9-year-old kid attempts to rob jewellery store armed with toy gun but fails miserably

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You’ve probably heard a million old farts talking about the bloody kids these days. “They’re outta control,” they’ll say. “They just need a good kick in the arse,” they reckon. “They’ve got no respect,” they whinge. W...

These photos of the unseen side of things will change the way you see the world

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It’s probably a pretty fair statement to say that the world runs on a need to know basis. If you don’t actually need to know something for your career, your interests or your general wellbeing, you probably don’t know...

“Toey” elephant smashes cars and houses after failing to find a missus

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If you’ve ever come across a group of toey incels online, you’ll know all too well that some people don’t cope well when they can’t get no satisfaction. Unfortunately, people aren’t the only ones who don’t know what t...

Bloke tricked Facebook and Google into paying him $172 million

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We’ve all heard of get-rich-quick schemes, but even though most of us probably harbour something of a desire to make one work, not many of us really think they’re all they’re cracked up to be. Sometimes, though, these...

Employee sues ‘bully’ boss for $1.8 million due to excessive farting in the workplace

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Most of the blokes out there, and a few of the sheilas as well, will know exactly what the fart game is. S**t, even Eddie Murphy spoke about the fart game in Delirious. It’s not exactly anything new, and if your old m...

Bloke posts video of these f**ken strange critters, sparks huge online debate

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Whether you want to think of it as a specific place or a concept in the broad sense, you can’t deny that nature’s weird and f**ken wonderful at the best of times. Whether you’re in the forest, in the desert, or in...