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Google Street View pics catch Aussie couple having a quick shag on the side of the road

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If you’ve ever travelled long distance on Aussie highways, you’ll know that they can be really f**ken long, really f**ken straight, and really f**ken boring. Of course, there’s a tonne of ways to deal with the boredom...

The Iranian Hulk has a new challenger: The Brazilian Hulk!

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All right, look, we know we’ve talked about some of these social media fights being all about the gimmick, but if you thought the Iranian Hulk was getting himself into too much bloody drama with Martyn Ford, he’s not ...

News reporter left speechless when economist reveals Russian stock market news on live TV

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Obviously, the s**t that’s going on in the Ukraine is big news. You’re aware of that and you don’t us to recap it all for you, but one of the interesting—and perhaps telling—ways foreign governments have been reacting...

Little Ukrainian lass leaves bomb shelter occupants in tears with rendition of “Let It Go”

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For all the talk of tanks and bombs and guns and refugees, it’s really easy to overlook the kids who’ve been caught up in the war in Ukraine. Don’t get us wrong, we know that’s a s**t sentiment, but perhaps the footag...

Sheila gets trapped in waterslide suspended over ocean

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Before we even begin, we’re pretty certain that anyone out there in the comments section who’s seen a certain episode of The Simpsons already has a bit of an idea what’s gonna happen in this video. Fortunately, we’re ...

False Widow spider discovered killing and eating bats for the first time

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Bloody evolution’s an interesting thing. Yeah, nah, once you move away from all the talk about our ancestors and how life on earth changes and you start looking at the small and incremental things that might mark the ...

Shane Warne’s final meal before passing away is classic Australia

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Here in Ozzyland, we’re all a bit f**ken bummed at the news about Shane Warne’s death over the weekend, and it’s probably gonna take us a while to get over it. Make no mistake, Warne’s reputation suggested he was a bi...

Ordinary aussie bloke spends spare time scamming online scammers

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When it comes to giving people a fair go, we’re all about that s**t at Ozzy Man Reviews. However, there are some people we just can’t support, and when it comes right down to it, those people are the cheeky f**kers wh...

Progress on Britain’s biggest new theme park halted thanks to tiny spider

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If there’s one thing that’s bloody important in this day and age, it’s the continued existence of awesome little critters and a commitment to biodiversity. Sometimes, tricky decisions have to be made in the best inter...

Bloke jet skis in flooded Brissie carpark

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By now, you’ve probably heard of the floods sweeping across the east coast of Australia, even if it is only on account of the various posts we’ve shared. Obviously, the whole thing’s been a massive s**t sandwich for e...

Logan Paul knocks 160KG Slap Champion unconscious with open hand blow

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In exciting news for fans of unconventional combat sports, Logan Paul and Arnold f**ken Schwarzenegger have joined forces to bring Slap Fighting to the wider world. If you don’t know much about the sport, it pretty mu...

Putin stripped of his black belt after Ukraine invasion

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If there’s one thing that truly screams final boss, it’s the president of an invading country having a f**ken black belt. Deadset, you can imagine it now. You finally jump onto the last platform, blast the sole remain...

Giant bear named Hank the Tank breaks into 28 homes to steal pizza

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If there’s one thing we love here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s bloody pizza. Deadset, that s**t is the food of the gods. Of course, humans aren’t the only ones who know that. Apparently, in California, a bear has figured...

The teen responsible for tracking Elon Musk’s planes is now f#*@ing with Russian Oligarchs

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One of the young legends who’s recently blown up the internet is little champion, Jack Sweeney. Deadset, this little bugger is the lad who started a Twitter account designed to track Elon Musk’s movements, and if wind...

Frog and Mice ride Eastern brown snake to escape flood waters

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In case you didn’t know, parts of Ozzyland are f**ken flooded right now. Deadset, as I sit here staring out me window, the bloody cricket pitch I can usually see is hiding beneath a flooded river. School’s been cancel...

Iranian Hulk and World’s Scariest Man brawl during heated face-off

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Fight fans have been waiting a while for the talk to stop and for Martyn Ford, the world’s scariest man, and the Iranian Hulk, Sajad Gharibi, to finally stand face-to-face. Now, finally, the first meeting of the two m...

Aussie Rules star swims in floodwater and brilliantly overlays Michael Phelps commentary

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Here in Ozzyland, we bloody love a larrikin. Obviously, they’re always providing laughs – whether they mean to or not – but they’re just bloody good to have around. Even when times are a bit f**ken how ya goin, a good...

Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country suffers frozen penis in 50km race

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If there was one thing we’d never want to experience here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s a frozen d*ck. Yeah, nah, that just sounds f**ken horrible. If you agree, spare a thought for cross-country skier Remi Lindholm. In a...

How people are making big bucks by streaming their sleep to YouTube

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It doesn’t seem to matter how many interesting ways of making money online the human mind can come up with, there always seems to be more. In a world where you might think you’ve seen everything, content creators keep...

Student in US has limbs amputated after eating friend’s leftovers…

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If you’ve ever been a student, you’ve probably eaten leftovers. If you’ve ever been a student in shared accommodation, you’ve probably eaten someone else’s leftovers. While that’s a pretty normal thing to do, it f**ke...