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People are bloody loving the fact Jamaica is back in the bobsleigh at the Winter Olympics

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We’re not gonna lie, just like the rest of you, we f**ken loved hearing that Jamaica was fielding teams in the bobsleigh events at this year’s Winter Olympics. Deadset, if that s**t doesn’t give you warm fuzzies, you ...

Magic spike trick on morning TV show goes horribly wrong

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If magic was as easy as the experts make it appear, we’d all be pretty f**ken handy at it. Yeah, nah, deadset. If it was easy to learn the tricks of the trade and nail them every time, there’s no way we’d work desk jo...

OnlyFans “Throuple” sleep in the same bed and want children together

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Before we go any further, we’re gonna give our usual caveat here: the world takes all sorts, and so long as you’re not hurting anyone, we reckon that’s f**ken grouse. Deadset, we reckon the meaning of life is to be ha...

Maccas forced to pull new f@#*en burger from Menu!

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Love it or hate it, you can’t deny that Maccas is one of the biggest names in the burger market. Deadset, they’ve been doing it for f**ken years, and they know how to please their fans. Obviously, that kinda makes any...

“Hot Mum” blasted for outfit on school run

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While we know there are a s**tload of Mums in the comment section, we also have to be honest and admit that we don’t necessarily understand the politics of it. It seems that there’s all sorts of rules to follow – and ...

The moment a $100 Million fighter plane crashes into aircraft carrier

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Planes are interesting things. Obviously, they’re technologically advanced as f**k. They kinda have to be. After all, in the most crude way of looking at them, they’re big hunks of metal in the sky. Thankfully, they u...

The moment Mel Gibson’s caught changing a tire is f**ken tense

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Bloody Mel Gibson comes in for a fair bit of stick in the media these days. He’s pretty commonly referred to as a bit of a madman, and his antics have made him a notorious loose cannon. And that’s part of the reason t...

Robert Irwin forced to flee when massive croc gives chase!

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Those of us who remember Steve Irwin remember him as a bloody legend, but if there’s one thing we all know about him, it’s that he knew when to run like f**k! Now, in further evidence that young Robert takes after his...

Female strawweight star fights enrmous male heavyweight in mismatch MMA bout

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As you know, we’re pretty big fans of a high-quality MMA contest here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we reckon there’s a lot to be said about two highly trained fighters of a similar weight-class going at it and find...

Jeff Bezos’ worth represented by rice is f@#*en insane

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A lot. Yeah, nah, depending on where you stand, a lot can be different to everyone. For some of us, things that cost only a few bucks might seem like you’d need to have a ‘lot’ of money to buy them. For others, a ‘lot...

Queen leaks sensational document in ‘innocent’ photo

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If you’re as switched onto the internet as we think you might be, there’s a good chance you’ve already seen a little Twitter thread featuring the Queen leaking some sensitive data that’s been doing the rounds. If you ...

Wholesome bloke completely misunderstands wife’s cheating text

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If you’ve been kicking around TikTok and other social media sites for a while, you’re probably aware of the ‘cheating’ prank that’s been going viral lately. In it, one member of a couple sends a text that makes it loo...

Orcas filmed hunting blue whales and eating their tongues in brutal attacks

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While this won’t come as a surprise to many, orcas (aka Killer whales) are not friendly or cute. Yeah, nah, these lethal bloody weapons are f**ken supreme predators with the brains to organise coordinated attacks and ...

Sheila flies overseas to surprise BF only to find he did the same

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Cutesy couples. We all know one. At least one. And you know what, we bloody love ‘em. Don’t get us wrong, they do make us gag sometimes, but they also remind us that all is right in the world and that no matter the ge...

Viewers left stunned by Tommy Lee’s talking penis in new Display+ series

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All right, a long time ago, back before every celebrity under the sun was ‘leaking’ a sex tape and living an ‘edgy’ lifestyle, Tommy Lee was one of the original 80s rock n rollers. Yeah, nah, his band, Mötley Crüe, we...

Aussie Bloke has rental application rejected after cheeky request to landlord

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We all know the rental game can be a pain in the bloody arse. Despite that, it’s a necessary part of life, and it’s one we all have to experience. With that, there comes a set of traditions and conventions. When Aussi...

Metallica supply street performer with new kit after his drums are stolen!

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Bloody Metallica are probably the biggest metal band ever to exist. They are loved by f**ken millions of people, and they’ve been touring the world, rocking audiences for over forty years. With all that in mind, it’s ...

The invisible car bloke is still fooling people! Here’s how the cheeky legend does it

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Mate, if there’s one thing that gets our Ozzy hearts pumping with excitement, it’s f**ken tricky-dicky optical illusion stuff. Yeah, nah, street performers, magic-eye posters, clever bloody videos, whatever. We f**ken...

Elon Musk offered a teen on Twitter 5k to stop tracking his private jet

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No matter where we turn, we just can’t seem to stop coming face-to-face with Elon Musk content right now. Of course, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Over time, the bloke’s started to look less like a genius and mo...

Grandma dresses up as a bloody T-Rex and shocks grandkids at airport

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Airports are funny places. Yeah, nah, they can quite obviously be boring and frustrating, but they can also be wholesome as f**k. Take the waiting area for example. Seeing families eagerly awaiting loved ones is a rea...