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Brazilian gangs enforce Covid-19 lockdown when Government fails to act

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Before we start this one, we’re going to say that we’re doing our best to bring you a variety of stories outside of the doom and gloom of the coronavirus, but just as it’s pretty f**ken hard to give everyone a fair go...

Quarantined Mexican bloke sends pooch to the store to get Cheetos

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Let’s be honest, when the going gets tough and you’re stuck at home while quarantined, you need to get your Bear Grylls on and figure out how you’re gonna improvise, adapt, overcome, and survive. Now, if you’re hungry...

Texas Mayor holding press conference forgets to mute mic when taking toilet break

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If you’ve seen the ‘Poor Jennifer’ video, you’re probably already aware of some of the things that can go wrong when you work from home. However, we reckon that just pointing your camera away isn't enough. Yeah, nah, ...

These hidden product ‘hacks’ have bloody blown my mind

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Yeah, look, we like to think we’re pretty f**ken clever, but when push comes to shove, we’re probably no smarter than the next bloke. Yeah, nah, we’re not s**tting you. We’ve just been looking at some of the design fe...

100 year old bloke asked the Internet for 101,000 likes after his birthday was cancelled

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The internet can be a fickle b*tch. We all know that it’s moods change with the shifting of the tides, and the sense of entitlement on social media like Twitter can often lead to strange and savage humours. So when a ...

Meet Tim, the Cowboy Museum’s wholesome security guard – and Twitter manager!

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Yeah, nah, there’s no doubt that the next few months are probably gonna be the making of a few new online personalities. After all, if there’s one thing blokes and blokettes in quarantine are gonna be fanging for, it’...

Danish supermarket comes up with a brilliant pricing loophole to stop hand sanitiser hoarding

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Mate, you’re probably sick of us whinging about hoarding – along with everyone else – but we can’t not talk about an ingenious solution to it cooked up by a Danish supermarket. Seriously, something had to be done, and...

#KindnessPandemic hashtag shows heartwarming acts bringing Aussies and others together

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Obviously, it’s a time of crisis and the media has responded in the only way it knows how to – by focusing on the dodgier buggers out there and inciting chaos and panic amongst the masses. But, as you probably know, t...

Bill Gates Reddit “Ask Me Anything” about Coronavirus is pretty f**ken insightful!

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While we all know that Bill Gates is pretty much THE computer guy – and no, we’re not debating it, ya big Steve Jobs groupies – it often passes people by that the Microsoft legend knows a thing or two about infectious...

People are going mental over the #buttholecut of Cats

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Anyone who’s ever seen a cat knows that personality aside, the little buggers can be pretty cute. Of course, anyone who knows that cats are cute also knows that they have one big round design flaw just puckered up and...

Sheila farts in her boyfriend’s face while attempting TikTok challenge!

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Whether you call ‘em farts, fluffs or straight-up flatus; there’s no denying that farts are funny. Deadset, get a bunch of blokes and sheilas who speak different languages together, and it’s a safe bet that if one of ...

Defense attorney left gobsmacked at his client’s wild accusations against the judge

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Even though they cop it pretty hard at times, criminal attorneys must have one of the most interesting jobs there are. Don’t get us wrong, though, we’re not talking about the money or the prestige. Yeah, nah, we’re ta...

Hundreds of monkeys are fighting over a bloody banana right now!

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F**ken monkeys are c**ts. You know that as well as we do, so we won’t harp on about it too much. As long as they’re happy, they’re pretty entertaining – even if you don’t want ‘em too close – but once they’ve got a be...

Ronaldo is turning his hotels into Coronavirus hospitals and paying for doctors and nurses

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There aren’t too many athletes in the world with a higher profile than Cristiano Ronaldo. Yeah, nah, the living legend is pretty much at the pinnacle. Naturally, he can still be a bit of a divisive character. Some see...

The Chinese Communist Party repeatedly tried to scrub this COVID-19 story from the web

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Mate, we know that we’re harping on about this coronavirus thing – and we’d much rather be harping on about koalas – but it’s kinda big news. Still, despite the panic being spread by the media, there are f**ken tonnes...