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Bloke farts into sheila’s karaoke booth and then holds the door shut!

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Because we know you don’t expect any less, we’ll be up front with you blokes and sheilas. As members of the human race, we sometimes have to let one rip. S**t, sometimes, if it’s just the boys, we might have to lift o...

Cheeky Monkey has a squiz down woman’s top

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If you ask us, there’s no doubt about it, monkeys are dirty little buggers. Yeah, deadset, they’ve obviously got a reputation as cheeky bloody critters, but if you’ve ever been to Bali and seen the monkey temple, you’...

Live action LEGO p0rno is real and people are getting their blocks off

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We’ve got no doubt that all you blokes and blokettes know rule 34 of the internet. If you don’t, it’s pretty bloody simple. The rule suggests that if something exists, there’s probably porn for it online. While we don...

Legend bloke designs off-road “wheelchair” so his wife could go places she never imagined

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While it’s pretty tricky for us here to make claims about what it’s like to be in a wheelchair, it’s pretty apparent that for people who are in that position, a recent invention has removed one obstacle that might hav...

Photo of a human-sized Filipino bat has left the Internet “horrified”

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If you’re not from the tropical parts of the world, the only bats you’re familiar with might be the little ones you’ve seen in movies. The realisation that the noisy b**tards can get pretty f**ken big can be one that ...

Top Amazon delivery driver follows through on hilarious delivery request

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If you’ve been following us for a while, you’ll know that we’ve ended up featuring couriers on here a few times lately. While we’re not exactly sitting here monitoring the trends, we can only posit that it’s got a lot...

Hectic rumble sees shirtless bloke take on a tradie with a nailgun

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Mate, it’s been a while since we had a bloody good dust-up on this site. Today, but, we’re gonna change that. Sort of. Don’t get us wrong, this isn’t a UFC contest by any means. What we can offer you instead, though, ...

This Paragliding couch potato will make your palms sweat

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Chilling the f**k out on your couch is a pretty bloody swish thing to do at the best of times. Deadset, if you know the feeling of wanting to just sit on your arse, watch cartoons and eat potato chips when you know yo...

Wild bear lunges at sheila who tries to pose for photo beside it

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Yeah, we know what you’re thinking, this crazy s**t had to happen in Russia. Funnily enough, though, you’re wrong. This one’s coming to us direct from Romania, a country renowned for its hefty bear population. Yeah, n...

Sheila discovers crystal that looks identical to KFC

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Yeah, nah, when most of us picture a crystal, we probably picture the sort of thing you’d see in The Dark Crystal. Apparently, though, that s**t’s got nothing on this real-life KFC crystal that’s been doing the rounds...

These are some of the worst bloody ‘Facebook Marketplace’ negotiations

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By this stage of its existence, pretty much everyone knows that Facebook Marketplace is the lowest common denominator of online marketplaces. Obviously, it has a function as a place where you can get rid of unwanted t...

11 times people met their real-life doppelgangers and had some bloody questions to ask

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While we’re happy enough to call it bulls**t, there’s an old adage that reckons every bloke and every sheila have got a doppelganger somewhere in the world. As you probably know, old adages are usually about as trustw...

77-year-old Japanese artist creates landscape paintings with Excel

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The beautiful thing about art is this: as soon as you think you’ve got a handle on what it is, someone comes along and challenges that assumption. Obviously, that’s not a bad thing. Yeah, nah, it means art is constant...

Lamborghini unveils 3.4 million dollar yacht that looks like a f*@#en supercar

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We’re guessing that some of you revheads in the comments section are already barring up at the prospect of this thing, but we’re gonna give you a closer look, because deadset, this thing is f**ken schmick. Don’t get u...

Bloke shoved into canal after standing up for two swans

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Mate, as you bloody well know, we’re usually pretty anti the idea that you can’t trust the kids these days. Yeah, nah, we reckon anyone who says kids are worse now than they’ve ever been is a bit of a tit. But, and we...