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Bloke discovers he is in a Tinder date nightmare when boyfriend arrives at front door

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It’s no bloody secret that Tinder – and other websites like it – have revolutionised the way we date in the modern world. No longer do you have to settle for whichever down and desperate losers are left in the bar at ...

Tokyo 2020: Medals to be made from recycled waste

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We’ve spoken about our love for Japan loads of times here on Ozzyman Reviews, and we’re gonna say it again, we fair dinkum love those pricks. They just seem to really ‘get’ what it means to be a good bloke. Have a f**...

Bloke picks the lock on chastity cage with a condom wrapper

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We’re going to be completely up front with you blokes and blokettes right now. We know that a bunch of you are going to look at this story and shrug it off as ludicrous. You’re going to think it’s a load of old s**t a...

Bloke creates strategy to get phone numbers off Tinder using a “Choose Your Own Adventure”

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By all accounts, life on Tinder is a mixed blessing for the chicks out there. On one hand, there are so many potential suitors for them, they may as well be partying at Odysseus’ place. On the other hand, there are th...

Bloody legend photographer catches rare black leopard in Africa for the first time in almost a century

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As you know, we love to give a little shout-out to Steve ‘bloody legend’ Irwin whenever we share another animal story with you, so upon news that a black leopard has been photographed in Africa for the first time in a...

Son of anti-vaxxer who got vaccinated on 18th birthday shares all in Reddit AskMeAnything

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We know we’ve given anti-vaxxers a bit of s**t here in the past, and we still urge everyone to make sure they vaccinate, but on reflection, we reckon we might be able to learn a thing or two from Ethan Lindenberger, t...

A bunch of bloody good ideas ideas that are almost genius

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There’s a bloody fine line between lunacy and genius. Deadset, some of the greatest ideas of our time would have seemed completely stupid at one point. Similarly, some of the ideas you’re about to see might seem a bit...

This bloke has somehow taken over PornHub with his unique videos going viral

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They say that no matter your kink, there’s someone else out there who’s also into it. And, let's be honest, you don’t have to have travelled far to know that the internet will usually help you find that person. More t...

Genius lottery winning bloke wears “Scream” mask to collect prize ceremony

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Winning the lotto is supposed to be a bloody good reason to celebrate. You’re supposed to collect your check then walk into the local tav and buy everyone a round of beers. Then you need to walk into work and tell the...

BLOODY RUN! State of emergency declared after 50 polar bears invade Russian town!

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F**K YES! We bloody love Russian stories here at Ozzyman Reviews. Deadset, we love to read ‘em, watch ‘em and listen to ‘em while drinking vodka and laughing to ourselves about those crazy Russians and their antics. P...

Mike Tyson filmed smoking foot-long joint at pot festival

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By now, we’re all more than well-acquainted with the idea that Mike Tyson loves to smoke the dope, pass the duchy and hit that sticky. If you’re not aware of Tyson’s love for Mary Jane, you might be surprised to know ...

Pub leaves savage response to one-star Trip Advisor review

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Maaate, if there’s one thing the internet has brought us, it’s the ability to fire off a rapid review or nasty text message when we’re feeling chagrined. And why wouldn’t you? You feel hard-done-by and you want to get...

Bloke casually attempts to board moving ship

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Oi, have you big bloody bewdiful d**kheads ever seen an action movie? Going out on a limb, we reckon you have. We reckon you’ve seen f**ken heaps of ‘em. That’s why we reckon you’ve also seen characters from those mov...

People try to imagine what God was thinking when creating certain things

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All right, ya big bloody legends, how ya doing? Hopefully you’re in the mood for something a little silly, because we’ve just seen a whole bunch of funny-as-f**k Twitter posts explaining what God might have been think...

Sheila’s text convo with mum who wants to buy her car goes viral for all the right reasons

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Right now, I’m sitting here enjoying the bewdiful smell you get when it’s just started to rain after a hot day, and reading s**t on the internet. Firstly, that smell’s called petrichor and that’s a great word, but tha...