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MMA Fighter who was knocked out cold has shared his horrific post-fight x-ray

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F**ken MMA is not a sport for the fainthearted, the pissweak or the sooky-lalas among us. Deadset, it’s about as brutal as sports come, and if you cared for a bunch of old-school gladiator metaphors we could whack ‘em...

Rugby player celebrating huge win was still drinking 24 hours later in full kit

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Ya know, it doesn’t matter what sport you’re into, when your team wins, you’ve just gotta celebrate like you’ve survived the long night at Winterfell – and that’s just the fans! If you’ve ever wondered how bloody epic...

Infinite Tucker sends internet into a frenzy with Superman dive in hurdles race

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Here in Ozzyland, we like to think of ourselves as a nation of sporting legends, as a race of never-say-die warriors on the field of play, and as the greatest sporting culture on Earth. Before you get all bloody antsy...

Kid Finishes 100m Sprint Less Than Half a Second Behind Usain Bolt!

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Usain Bolt’s name is more synonymous with speed than late 90s hip-hop. Deadset, that bloke is fast and everyone knows it. Yeah, nah, it’s not just a name, the reigning king of running really f**ken quickly is making m...

Female weightlifter’s arm snaps in two places as she attempts a lift

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Remember that weird double-jointed kid who could bend their arm in a bunch of inhuman ways? You probably do, and that’s because the s**t they did with their limbs was f**ken unnatural. Yeah, nah, our arms and legs jus...

West Brom football fan appears to have had an unfortunate accident that aired on live TV

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Life’s full of big questions. It really is. At different stages in our lives we’re faced with the eternal questions about the meaning of life, the nature of death and the cosmic horrors of the great beyond. We’re also...

Gymnast has a bloody brutal fall straight into Destination F#@*ed

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Look, it’s no secret we bloody love some of that awesome flippy-spinny s**t gymnasts all over the world do. The way they bounce around the mat like f**ken frogs or fleas or even bloody rabbits is pretty impressive stu...

Hockey puck nearly sends NHL commentator to Destination F*@#ed!

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Any bloke crazy enough to pull on a guernsey to play professional ice hockey knows he’s taking his life into his own hands. Those bastards are seriously hard core and are not here for anyone's s**t. But when you’re...

Tokyo 2020: Medals to be made from recycled waste

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We’ve spoken about our love for Japan loads of times here on Ozzyman Reviews, and we’re gonna say it again, we fair dinkum love those pricks. They just seem to really ‘get’ what it means to be a good bloke. Have a f**...

PornHub traffic results during the Super Bowl

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We all know that the archaeologists of the future will have to sift through s**tloads upon s**tloads of data and arbitrary information to really understand what the people of our generation are really like. Quite simp...

Maroon 5 and Travis Scott’s half time Super Bowl show described as worst in history

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The Super Bowl halftime show is almost as important as the football itself. It’s usually a great cultural touchstone, an important event, and a source of water-bubbler conversation in the workplace. Think about it. Th...

Ozzy soccer fans dance with cops after failed flare search

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Bizarrely enough, crazed soccer fans aren’t strictly limited to the traditional locales of Europe and South America. Yeah, nah, while it may seem like a big bloody stretch, even Ozzyland has its share of excitable foo...

Mugger cops a flogging after trying to rob UFC star Polyana Viana with fake gun

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re pretty anti dodgy f**ken behaviour like theft. Stealing from anyone, let alone other people, is a dick move and it’s one of the few we’ll say always deserves a beating. That’s why we’re...

WWE in uproar over star forcing used tampon down rival’s throat

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Bloody wrestling has got to be one of the most entertaining pseudo-sports out there. You’ve got the ongoing conflicts between rival factions, grudge matches between former tag-team partners, love triangles, people get...

Soccer player has Twitter meltdown after fan backlash for buying gold plated steak

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Have you ever just been going about your business and enjoying your life when you’ve come in for some stick? It’s always a mood-killer and you can’t blame people for getting upset when it happens. Deadset, it can real...