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Footage captured shows 11 year old kid taking joyride in stolen school bus

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Look, for our American friends, we know it might feel like we’re punching down a bit lately and focusing on a fair bit of the s**t going on in your neck of the woods. We honestly don’t mean to. It’s just that—without ...

Earth to get second moon in October, completely man-made

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One infallible rule of life is that the earth has one moon. Until now. Yeah, nah, apparently, the earth’s about to get a second moon. Some of the more mystically and mythically-minded among you might figure that can’t...

The most dangerous aspect of travel in 2020 might not be the novel Coronavirus

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There’s really not much in life that’s as gross as a used glove. Yeah, nah, the rubber Johnny might be a lifesaver, but there’s no denying that once it’s used, the only place for it is in the bin. Deadset, on their ow...

Some of the cringiest notes from teachers you’re likely to see

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Sometimes you’ve gotta feel sorry for teachers. Deadset, those poor b**tards have to put up with some real s**t. But, on the other side of the coin, they must see some f**ken funny s**t as well. Anyway, as part of tha...

Snake bites a poor dude while he was using the toilet

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Right, we’re starting this one off with a bit of a f**ken how-ya-going. Yeah, nah, if you’ve ever said anything bloody dodgy about the land down under because we’re supposed to have redbacks in the dunny, you need to ...

Luis Vuitton to release ridiculously high-priced PPE for rich people

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If we had to pick one item to encapsulate 2020, it’d probably be the bloody facemask. Obviously, the first reason for that is pretty bloody straightforward. The second reason requires a little bit of mental gymnastics...

Sheila and dad make out on live radio show to win cash prize

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Sometimes we just don’t know how to present some of the stuff that comes up on the internet. Deadset. In this barf-inducing story, a sheila snogged her old man for a grand. This disgusting s**t happened on the Kyle an...

Grandma reveals unopened McDonalds meal kept in her cupboard from 1996

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One of the longstanding myths of our time is the one about the fact a McDonalds burger contains so much preservative, it’ll never age. We’re not sure of the truth of that statement, but we reckon more than a few of yo...

Woman walks out on the wing of plane after complaining it was too hot

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Yeah, nah, there’s a good reason airport security is pretty strict. If there’s one place you don’t want to have to deal with a whole bunch of crazy, it’s in mid-air. Obviously, that s**t’s annoying as f**k, but due to...

50m crater in Russia sparks bizarre theory

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If you’ve been paying any attention to the offbeat section of the news over the last few years, you’ll know that bloody Russia’s been repeatedly forced to confront a strange new natural phenomenon: f**k-off huge sinkh...

Footage captures the moment a three-year-old girl gets swept up by kite

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If you’re anything like us you probably remember wondering what it’d be like to fly a kite so f**ken well that you could get mad air from it. Typically, that s**t’s just a pipe-dream, but if a kite’s big enough, it’s ...

Why Japan’s transparent public toilets are a bloody stroke of genius

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The dunny. The s**tter. The porcelain throne. Whatever you call it, the humble john is one of the most important inventions – if not the most important – in history. Still, despite their value to society, you can’t sa...

Twitter hacker’s virtual court hearing Zoombombed with music and dirty movies

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As you know, 2020’s been an interesting year for innovation and the rethinking of social systems affected by the bloody ‘Rona. There’s had to be a plethora of changes to the way s**t’s run, and a large part of the loa...

Man plants mystery seeds delivered from China after being warned not to

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F**k, if the stories of our childhood taught us anything, it’s that mystery seeds can only lead to geese that lay golden eggs, angry giants falling from the sky and a s**t-tonne of adventure, so we understand why auth...

14,000-year-old poop found in cave turns out to be human

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We don’t have to go out on a limb to assume that your workplace sometimes gets a bit s**t. Yeah, nah, people are people, and when there’s disagreements, everything can suck. So, nah, it’s not just your workplace. It’s...