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Man arrested after he masturbates, dips butt in church’s holy water
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Sometimes the world of fiction can’t come up with a headline that’s crazy enough. Yeah, nah, sometimes you’ve got to rely on a real world story to demonstrate to the world the real definition of ‘off the f**ken hook’....
‘Lady’ Voldemort will change the way you see Harry Potter’s arch nemesis
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Yeah, nah, fair dinkum, Harry Potter’s pretty much one of the cultural touchstones of our generation and f**kers everywhere are really down with the whole school of wizardry sh*t. In fact, it’s probably about accurate...
Swiss Conceptual Artist Lets Strangers Finger Her In Bizarre Performance
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What is art? Is it a painting that shreds itself or is it a Swiss psychologist, conceptual artist and model allowing strangers to touch her private parts in public? It’s not an easy definition by any means, but if you...
Banksy shares video showing how he created self-destructing $1.1 million painting
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Whether you’re a la-de-da art critic or a monster-hat-wearing, sidewalk-tagging rascal, chances are you’ve heard of Banksy. From humble beginnings as a socially conscious graffiti-artist, Banksy’s made the art-form ac...
“Sex toy and porn” during horror job interview
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Sometimes we look at our own headlines and ask ourselves what the f**k is that all about, and this is one of those headlines. We generally have an understanding in society that lawyers, barristers, judges and the like...
A huge sinkhole just swallowed up a beach in Australia
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No matter where you are in the world, there are a couple of universal truths that most of you either know or would at least have heard about the place we come from, Ozzy Land. First of all, we have awesome wildlife – ...
Some of the creepiest moments in Reddit history
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G’day ya bloody larrikins. How the f**k are ya? Me, I’m good. I’ve just come out of a DEEP rabbit-warren of Reddit threads and I’m blinking in the sunlight. It’s nice to know you’re all out here because, f**k me dead,...
Scientists have confirmed where you should go during a zombie apocalypse
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F**ken zombies! The walking dead! Skels! Shamblers! Biters! Lurkers! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, they’re a tonne of fun when it comes to fiction, and they always make for a great theoretical conversation about how yo...
Scientists gave MDMA to octopuses – here’s what happened
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F**ken octopuses. These cheeky little buggers are sensational little creatures. About as clever as known life-forms under the sea come, they’re also about as far from humans biologically as any other creature on earth...
Weatherman Busted Faking The Winds From Florence
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During a f**ked up storm like Florence, you wanna make sure you’re not putting yourself in harm’s way, you’re only venturing outside when you really have to, and you’re taking care of you and your own. It’s easy to do...
What happens when you hold in your farts
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Fresh from our recent article exploring all the ways you can crop-dust the missus – or at least rip some material without her knowing what you’re up to – we’ve got some news that you might be able to use to get you ou...
Doctors invent new tool to dislodge 23-inch dildo from bloke’s ass
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Every now and then, we’re all faced with a problem that’s a little bit humiliating to bring up in a public setting. A small problem that’s slightly awkward to talk about. A tiny little dilemma that we’re not sure, we ...
Bishop apologises after being caught groping Ariana Grande at Aretha Franklin’s funeral
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You might remember a while back when we talked about the dirty old git groping Mel B on live television, we figured out the only thing you could do was name and shame the b*stard in the hope it would stop their busy, ...
Poor bloke gets stung on the dick by stingray
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Ah, f**k, this isn’t good. This isn’t good at all. In fact, for the dude involved, it’s absolutely, positively, without a doubt, f**ked. We all know that stingrays, despite the fact they’re often seen as big gentle gi...
Get some perspective: These things happened at the same time
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History is one of those funny things that seems pretty straightforward – and it kinda is when you’re looking at it in a ‘this sh*t happened in the past’ sorta way. But when you’re looking at things that happened concu...
