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Roger the Kangaroo dies aged 12

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It’s a bloody sad day here in Ozzyland. One of our most beloved roos, Roger the Hench Kangaroo, who was known to love crushing metal buckets, has finally kicked one. Yep, the buff red kangaroo who took the world by st...

Man discovers a family of mice living in his backyard, builds them an epic village

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re not fooling anyone. All of you big cuddly b*stards know we really like our wildlife. On top of that, if you know us, you’ll know we don’t discriminate between Ozzy wildlife and the wild...

F**k off big cow is too big to be slaughtered

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The list of things the average bloke or blokette needs to know about cows, cattle and bulls is pretty f**ken simple: they taste great, they piss milk, they hate little Spanish c**ts with red flags and swords, their be...

Legendary firefighter rescues cat from US wildfire, now she won’t leave him alone

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It’s pretty f**ken hard to find positive news stories in the wake of the fires that have torn through California in recent weeks. Having been racked by nasty-as-f**k fires ourselves on more than a few occasions, it’s ...

Steve Irwin’s son Bob is an award winning photographer

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Make no mistake about it, ya big bloody dickheads. We f**ken love Steve Irwin here at Ozzy Man Reviews, not only because the bloody legend was local, but because he was, without a doubt, the king of the top f**ken blo...

Group of bears f**ken destroy a wolf in Dutch zoo

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In the world of majestic-as-f**k predatory animals that feature heavily on tie-dyed t-shirts and dream catchers, there can only be one true king of the jungle. And today’s video, if you’ve got the f**ken stomach for i...

Ridiculous family calls the cops on whales while sailing

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Yeah, nah, I’m not sh**ting ya here, but until recently we weren’t actually certain these apparent ‘white people call cops on black people’ videos were real. Before you get your knickers in a twist about that, we know...

Puffer fish destroys anyone in his f*cken way

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Ooooohhh yyyeeeaaahhh!!!! It’s bloody fight time. Invite your mates over, crank up your f**ken Survivor album, knock back a couple of tinnies, and enjoy the latest and greatest animal battle. Today, we’re leaving the ...

Seal slaps the f*cken shit out of noisy kayaker with an octopus

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Yeah, we know that sounds like the set up to a punchline, and we promise that if it were it’d be a real kneeslapper. A proper hit with the ladies! And er, yeah, I’m done now. Three puns before we’ve even hit the artic...

Scientists gave MDMA to octopuses – here’s what happened

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F**ken octopuses. These cheeky little buggers are sensational little creatures. About as clever as known life-forms under the sea come, they’re also about as far from humans biologically as any other creature on earth...

The terrifying moment bloke feeds grasshopper to spider

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We’ve spoken before on this very website about spiders and the fact that they are f**ken machines when it comes to killing the sh*t out of their prey, terrifying wives and girlfriends everywhere, and looking like they...

Bloke reckons he’s found the Aussie “Yowie” Bigfoot

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The bigfoot! The sasquatch! The abominable f**ken snowman! You’ve probably heard of these famous bloody cryptids. Most people have. What you might not realise is that we’ve got our own version here in Ozzyland. Nah, y...

The Great Barrier Reef is showing “significant signs of recovery”

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As you probably know, the Great Barrier Reef – so called because it’s a barrier reef and it’s f**ken great – has been royally shafted by coral bleaching over the last few years. As annual temperatures have tended to r...

Russia is opening a Jurassic Park-Style cloning facility to revive extinct species

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OK, ladies and gentlemen, rightio, sheilas and wankers, it’s time we set the record straight. We hear that it’s a bad idea to revive long-extinct species too bloody often. We’re told that what’s dead should stay dead ...

Huge huntsman spider devours a f*cken gecko

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Oh f**k yes, it’s time for another episode of Big F**ken Spider, the Ozzy game show where we show off our spiders and marvel at their ability to grow really bloody big. In today’s episode, we’re heading to the little ...

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