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Paraglider gets into biff with kangaroo during landing, because ‘STRAYA

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It only takes a rudimentary knowledge of wildlife, geography and near-death experiences to know that Australia is famed for possessing wildlife that’ll f**k you up. To be honest, we’re not really sure how we came to p...

Bloke discovers dead eagle with tracking device, turns out it travelled everywhere

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F**ken eagles are majestic bloody beasts. While the lion rules the land as the king of the jungle, we’re pretty bloody certain that eagles are the kings of the sky. They’re big apex predators and they’re instantly rec...

Watch this f**k-off big spider drag an opossum to its lair

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By this stage, we’re all aware that the deadly predatory instincts of spiders aren’t limited solely to catching s**t in webs. We all know that the little pricks can actually get pretty f**ken big and that some of the ...

Turns out the entire f***en Internet is outraged by PETA’s scummy attack on Steve Irwin

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As you’re no doubt aware, those dodgy vultures over at PETA really raised our bloody ire the other day. We won’t patronise you with all the details, but they decided to have a crack at our beloved Steve ‘the bloody le...

Clever cat removes wooden bar and f***en unlocks door for owner

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As you probably know, we’re pretty bloody quick to brand all cats as c**ts here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Well, it might be time for us to rescind on that a little. The reason for that is an awesome little video that’s cur...

Today’s Google Doodle pays tribute to the late Steve Irwin on 57th Birthday

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Today would’ve been Steve Irwin’s 57th birthday. He was a bloody phenomenal ambassador for all things wildlife, for our awesome country and just a great f**ken bloke.  Steve Irwin became a household name through va...

The terrifying moment a 5 metre Great White Shark lunges out of the water

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Let’s talk f**ken sharks for a moment. Everyone knows what they are and just how badly they can f**k you up, but despite our love of wildlife, we don’t talk enough about the b**tards on this website. Having said that,...

Bloody legend photographer catches rare black leopard in Africa for the first time in almost a century

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As you know, we love to give a little shout-out to Steve ‘bloody legend’ Irwin whenever we share another animal story with you, so upon news that a black leopard has been photographed in Africa for the first time in a...

BLOODY RUN! State of emergency declared after 50 polar bears invade Russian town!

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F**K YES! We bloody love Russian stories here at Ozzyman Reviews. Deadset, we love to read ‘em, watch ‘em and listen to ‘em while drinking vodka and laughing to ourselves about those crazy Russians and their antics. P...

Relative of the Redback and Black Widow spiders found and it’s the largest of them all!

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We seem to speak about spiders a fair bit here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We won’t apologise for that. They’re pretty bloody spectacular creatures and they’re cool as f**k. So when there’s a new species discovered, we need ...

The Internet freaked out when they realised ‘Mega Bats’ are a thing

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So it turns out that some things we take for granted here in Ozzyland are apparently big f**ken news to the internet. To be honest, we’re not sure why that is. It’s not like we’re hidden right away in some little corn...

There’s a bloody snake that has a fake spider-tail to ambush birds

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As you’re no doubt aware, we bloody well love wildlife here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We reckon that if we can channel even a tenth of the love and passion Steve 'bloody legend' Irwin had for all critters great and sma...

Video footage captured in Brazil shows it’s f*cken raining spiders

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These days, you’ll hear plenty of people talk sh*t about the coming end times. With all the earthquakes, tidal waves, strange creatures washing up on beaches, and existence of a president like Donald Trump, you could ...

Poor bastard discovers a sh*tload of cockroaches in old phone

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If you think you’ve heard things scuttling inside your appliances, scratching inside your walls and scurrying underneath your floorboards, but haven’t been able to locate the b*stard critters responsible, you might ju...

Pervy giraffes watch on as three cheetas do the dirty

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The world of sex and sexual kinks really does take all sorts and in 2019, society’s a pretty liberal place. The thing is, it’s not only people who have their kinks, fetishes and preferences; in some cases, animals can...