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Snake bites a poor dude while he was using the toilet

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Right, we’re starting this one off with a bit of a f**ken how-ya-going. Yeah, nah, if you’ve ever said anything bloody dodgy about the land down under because we’re supposed to have redbacks in the dunny, you need to ...

Watch 4.5 metre ‘pi**ed off’ croc scare fisherman by ‘porpoising’

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Whether you reckon it’s deserved or not, you can’t deny that humans are a bit f**ken prejudiced when it comes to wildlife. Yeah, nah, when a dolphin gallivants around in the water and swims alongside a tinnie, everyon...

Great White Shark leaps 5 metres out of the air, highest ever seen

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No bulls**t, sharks f**ken terrify us. Don’t get us wrong, they don’t stop us paddling our feet in the water, and we love the big ferocious b**tards, but we firmly understand that the oceans are their f**ken territory...

Two Beluga whales have been caught smiling while being rescued from animal performing show

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Mate, we never get bloody sick of telling you lot exactly how much we love wildlife here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Of course, you’re well aware that we enjoy a well-deserved animal attack video, but there’s nothing we love...

Man plants mystery seeds delivered from China after being warned not to

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F**k, if the stories of our childhood taught us anything, it’s that mystery seeds can only lead to geese that lay golden eggs, angry giants falling from the sky and a s**t-tonne of adventure, so we understand why auth...

One in a million pic of leopard and panther together has gone gangbusters online

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We bloody love it when we get a new excuse to talk to you blokes and blokettes about the animal kingdom, so you’d better believe it when we say a photo of a mated leopard and panther doing the rounds online has us all...

One of the world’s biggest and rarest sea creatures washes up on an Australian beach

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As you know, there are bloody billions of weird-looking beasts dwelling in the depths of the ocean and in the coastal waters out to sea. Yeah, nah, you’ve undoubtedly heard the old adage that we don’t know half of wha...

Neglected depressed goldfish changes f*@#en colour after being looked after

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If you’re anything like us, you probably don’t think too hard when your goldfish starts to cark it. Yeah, nah, you just have to wonder whether you should give him a fighting chance of survival and flush him while he’s...

This bloody fish has baffled the internet with its weird ‘human’ lips!

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We bloody love it when we get to share a bit of wildlife with you lot here on our site, and that’s why we’re a bit stoked about today’s piece. It’s all about an innocent little fish that’s set the internet on fire wit...

Sheila tries to ‘play dead’ after tripping while running from charging bison

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There’s probably not a bloke or sheila among us who’s unfamiliar with the idea of playing dead. Yeah, nah, when all else fails, it’s a pretty valid way to trick a dopey attacker into thinking their job’s already done....

Sheila who doesn’t give a f*#k snaps a selfie with a Black Bear

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All right, all right, we know you’re probably wondering how that headline appears to be praising a sheila when we questioned the s**t out of a different chick who tried to take a photo with a bear in Romania the other...

Video shows cat sitting and watching two rats fighting in Singapore

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F**K YES, people, F**K YES! It’s bloody animal fight day here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and you’d better bloody believe we reckon all creatures great and small are capable of stepping into the ring and throwing down like a...

Cheeky Monkey has a squiz down woman’s top

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If you ask us, there’s no doubt about it, monkeys are dirty little buggers. Yeah, deadset, they’ve obviously got a reputation as cheeky bloody critters, but if you’ve ever been to Bali and seen the monkey temple, you’...

Photo of a human-sized Filipino bat has left the Internet “horrified”

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If you’re not from the tropical parts of the world, the only bats you’re familiar with might be the little ones you’ve seen in movies. The realisation that the noisy b**tards can get pretty f**ken big can be one that ...

Wild bear lunges at sheila who tries to pose for photo beside it

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Yeah, we know what you’re thinking, this crazy s**t had to happen in Russia. Funnily enough, though, you’re wrong. This one’s coming to us direct from Romania, a country renowned for its hefty bear population. Yeah, n...