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Bloke has colony of bees settle on his bum while driving

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon that pretty much everyone’s familiar with the idea of the ‘bee beard,’ but a recent event in India absolutely blows that away. Yeah, nah, one random bloke managed to attract a whole...

Nurse escapes prison-sentence after treating patient’s “Tuna Taco” as a puppet

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You know, if we were sitting around the Ozzy Man Reviews newsroom and coming up with headlines for you blokes and blokettes, this is exactly the sort of thing we’d consider before going, ‘Yeah, nah, no one’s gonna bel...

Mullets are making a bloody comeback

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If you’ve been out an about lately, you’ve probably noticed that the most maligned of dodgy haircuts – the mullet – has been making something of a comeback. Deadset, if you’ve thought that over the last few months, th...

Mobility scooter hoons past police car during slow pursuit

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If you’ve been on the internet in the last week or so, you might have managed to catch a pretty bloody funny viral video of a bloke on a mobility scooter leading cops on a wild goose-chase through some of Kiwiland’s b...

Footage captures monkey using sharpened rock to smash through glass at zoo

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We all know that monkeys are pretty bloody smart animals. S**t, more than a few of them are probably smarter than people we know. Part of that intelligence, though, means that some of ‘em are using tools to try and ac...

Aviation authorities are investigating this bloke for fishing from his drone

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Here in Ozzyland, there are few things we love more than a good fish, a good beer and an opportunity to take in a bloody good view. So when Sam Foreman took to the skies – courtesy of a specially designed drone – for ...

This hero put hands on a robber after seeing Elderly Woman knocked to the ground

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Sometimes it can seem like the whole world is just full to the brim with arseholes, pricks and scumbags. Fortunately, though, there are also a whole bunch of top blokes, smashing sheilas and bloody legends that allevi...

Watching popcorn popping at 30,000 frames per second may make you cry

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Let’s be honest, if you say you don’t like popcorn, you’re bloody full of it. The stuff is so delicious that it’s pretty much the unanimous universal king of movie theatres everywhere. It smells bloody great, it’s got...

Bloke uses dead pigeon in Liverpudlian street “fight”

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Anyone who grew up playing video games like Streets of Rage knows that anything can be used as a weapon when you’re desperate. Similarly, anyone who played Street Fighter knows the value of a bloody bonza projectile m...

Metal detecting couple find a treasure hoard worth up to £5m

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Let’s be honest, we’ve probably all wondered whether or not it’s worth investing in a metal detector at least once or twice. Obviously, most of us have probably given the idea the old yeah, nah, but you can’t deny tha...

These are some of the biggest bathroom design fails we’ve seen

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Have you considered just what it is that’s so awesome about a swish bloody bathroom? Considering they’re basically a glorified place for us to wash the crud out of our arse-cracks, soak our balls in steaming hot water...

Sheila catches fish with two mouths!

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One of the oldest fishing clichés in the book is the act of pulling up something unexpected. You know, like a boot. But while that’s an old chestnut, it’s got bloody nothing on the bizarre fish New York angler Debbie ...

Bloke does a terrible job of covering up the evidence after pooing himself while shopping

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Look, here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re realists and we know that following through, making a premature evacuation or sharting is a part of life and that most of you out there in the comments section have been there. Of...

Check out the lengths this sheila has to go to get an oblivious bloke to catch onto her hints

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Look, we’ll be the first to admit that some blokes don’t get subtlety. Yeah, we know it’s a cliché and that there are plenty of blokes who are perfectly au fait with the nuances of language and are more than capable o...

Irate Dad unleashes on shop-assistant who embarrassed his 12-year-old daughter buying sanitary pads

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When you’re a Dad, you’ll do bloody anything to protect your little ones. Matter of fact, hearing that anyone has made your daughters uncomfortable, embarrassed or ashamed is the kind of thing that’s likely to send yo...