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Chimpanzees are attacking gorillas unprovoked for the first time

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If you know a thing or two about chimpanzees, you’re probably aware that they can be c**ts. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, they’re awesome when they’re wearing pants and smoking durries, but in the wild they can be pr...

Bloke’s winning pool shot is bewildering the internet

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If your mates are anything like ours, they all think they’re f**ken pool sharks. Deadset, we don’t know what it is, but you give a bloke a couple of pints, and he’s suddenly the world’s greatest pool player – even if ...

Some of the best gold-medal memes doing the rounds this Olympics

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Lately, we’ve been coming back to memes an awful lot. We don’t know why. We’ve tried to analyse it in the past, but the real secret is that they’re just great. With that said, let’s check out some of the best ones doi...

Woman photographs strangers to reveal how some look at overweight people

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We’re just going to start by saying that we need to be really careful in the way we talk about this big issue. Yeah, nah, depending on where you stand, opinions about obesity, healthy bodies, and mental health can be ...

Hilarious Twitter thread reveals what Olympics would be like with amateurs

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The f**ken Olympics is pretty much the pinnacle of modern sport. Deadset, for about a month, we all pretend we give a s**t about every obscure bloody sport on the planet as we enjoy watching superhuman athletes domina...

South Park’s creators planning to buy the real-life Casa Bonita restaurant featured in show

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If you’re anything like us, you recognise that South Park is a bloody work of art. Yeah, nah, deadset, the rude, crude, satirical stalwart of animation has been around for f**ken years now, and for those of us who wat...

Shocked plane passenger films “shape-shifting” UFO hovering 30,000ft in the air

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You hear about ‘em when you’re talking to crackheads, you see ‘em when you’re watching the Simpsons, and you bloody love ‘em when they’re turning up in South Park. We’re talking, of course, about UFOs. Yeah, nah, unid...

Bloke weighs his ‘kid-size’ 6oz steak under the table and shames restaurant

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Getting what you paid for is a pretty universal concept. Still, some people take it much more seriously than others. The bloke in this story, for example, is f**ken adamant that when he orders a 6oz steak, he gets a 6...

What happens when you decide not to pay the bloke with machinery

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You know, it seems like no matter how many videos of pissed-off tradies smashing up their work after not getting paid go viral, some people will never learn. Yeah, nah, it’s not even like it’s a surprise anymore. Stil...

In scientific first, brain implant translates paralysed bloke’s thoughts into speech

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Sometimes you’ve just gotta look at a piece of news and say ‘Holy s**tballs tittyf**k!’ Yeah, nah, we’re standing by it because this is one of those stories. Deadset, scientists have gone and used bloody technology to...

Landslide wreaks havoc in the Himalayas

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One of the things we often find ourselves saying here on this website is that the forces of nature are not to be f**ked with. Yeah, nah, whether it’s a mountain of flame, a raging sea, a gale-force wind or a f**ken la...

Rival gangs of f#@*en monkeys are fighting on the streets of Thailand again!

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We’re gonna hazard a guess here and say that you might just remember a little article we ran last year about the street-fighting monkeys in Thailand. If you don’t, we’ll refresh your memory: the monkeys – usually well...

New York’s $200 french fries are the most expensive on earth – and offer an ‘escape’ from reality

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Yeah, the days of feeding your family with a couple of bucks worth of chips from the local fish shop are so far in the past now, that you don’t really bat an eyelid at forking out a decent wedge of cash for chips, but...

Two rare white orcas spotted off the coast of Japan

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Funnily enough, despite all the awesome f**ken critters we tend to cover here on Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s just occurred to us that we haven’t really spent too much time covering one of the coolest of them all – the f**k...

Sheila finds “proof” that birds are battery-powered drones

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As you know all too well, the world takes all bloody types, and as long as you’re not hurting anyone, we’re happy to go along with that here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we might still think you’re a silly...