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This bloke hacked Google traffic maps with 99 phones and a handcart

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Those of us who’ve eschewed our tinfoil helmets and embraced the fact Google knows where we are, what we’re doing, and who we’re talking to at any given time have come to rely on the tech giant’s pervasive tracking to...

The Carnivore Diet has gotten Joe Rogan ripped but it took some getting used to

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If you’re the kind of person who’s constantly looking for the perfect diet as a way to lose a s**tload of weight, it turns out that famed funny-man and UFC commentator Joe Rogan might have just the ticket. Yeah, nah, ...

Bottom-ranked Sumo underdog bursts into teas as he wins championship title

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F**k yes, people, f**k yes, sports, f**k yes, legendary feel-good moments. F**k yes! Deadset, we all know there’s nothing like an underdog story to get the heart pumping, the tears streaming and the warm fuzzies crank...

Veteran collapses after discovering his $350 Rolex is worth over $700,000!

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We’d be willing to bet that more than a few blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section have some sort of collectible they hope will one day earn them some serious coin. It might be a bloody Funko Pop, it m...

Spanish bouncer says “YEAH NAH” to annoying customer with a slap that we could bloody hear back in Australia

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It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, too much alcohol and too much creepy behaviour are going to get you s**tmixed on a night out on the town. Here in Ozzyland, the visible side of the clubs usually sees boun...

A reward has been offered to remove this tyre from a massive crocodile’s neck!

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We know that most of you out there in the comments section are pretty bloody keen on wildlife. That’s because you’re a bunch of good blokes and sheilas, but how far would you go to help an animal out? We’ve no doubt y...

Scalding hot soup explodes after customer drops cigarette lighter in it

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If there’s one thing you really don’t want to suffer in life, it’s bloody food burns. Deadset, if you’ve ever dropped the gravy from a steaming hot meat pie on your f**ken fingers, you’ll know how badly searing hot gr...

Pro Twitch streamer gets scolded by young son during live broadcast

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When we’re talking stereotypes about videogames, a pretty obvious one would see the parents having a crack at their ‘lazy’ kids and telling them to get off the screen, do some chores, and maybe take some fresh air. Fu...

Bakery worker steals $90,000 worth of wildly expensive cakes

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Let’s talk theft for a minute. In particular, let’s talk about that idea of something ‘falling off the back of a truck’. You know, like that cheap television your old man just picked up, or the new microwave he got yo...

This sheila is one of the world’s best competitive eaters…

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When you think of competitive eaters, you probably think of big dudes. You know, like Lardass Hogan in Stand By Me. Funnily enough, though, it’s not only big f**ken rigs who can put away enough tucker to feed an army....

James Corden responds to ‘outrage’ over carpool karaoke segment

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Despite our wealth of knowledge, advanced technology, and certainty that humans are actually pretty friggen smart, we’re occasionally left shaking our heads when something that should be common-sense turns out to be a...

Footage emerges of Chinese eating bat soup that may be behind coronavirus

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If you’ve been following the news lately, you’ll know we’re all teetering on the brink of our imminent destruction. The coronavirus is sending blokes and blokettes from all around the world to Destination F**ked. C...

People are dipping their balls into soy sauce after learning testicles have taste receptors

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In one of the most bizarre memes we’ve ever seen, it seems that a legion of TikTok and YouTube users are dunking their donuts into soy sauce and claiming they can actually taste it. Apparently, scientists have discove...

These images of the deadly Philippines volcano are unbelievable

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If you’re a worldly or well-read sort, you’re probably aware that bloody ‘Straya isn’t the only place currently under threat of imminent destruction due to natural disaster. Yeah, nah, while the fires are raging here,...

The mortifying moment bloke gets busted cheating on live TV

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For most people, the kiss-cam’s a great excuse for a sneaky pash with the other half. But, here’s a question for you: if you’re visiting a sporting event with your mistress do you go the snog and risk your infidelity ...

Scientists have discovered the oldest bloody fossilised forest on Earth

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We all know forests are pretty f**ken important, and in some cases, pretty bloody old, but a recent discovery is showing scientists just how ancient they are. Over in New York, a bunch of palaeontologists have uncover...

Footage captures moment car thieves get caught by bloke they stole car from

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We’ve all heard the saying ‘if you live by the sword, you die by the sword’ before, but it’s pretty important to understand that s**t’s metaphorical. It could, for example, also be taken to mean ‘if you steal s**t fro...

Scientists have created first ‘living robots’ in a lab made of real cells

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For a long time, we’ve always thought of robots as those blocky things from old-school sci-fi movies. We all know that’s not quite the case, but the general consensus is that these electronic buggers are mostly metal ...

Conor McGregor has shown off his new ‘polite side’ during latest fight build up

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Whether you follow the UFC or not, you probably know who Conor McGregor is. If your answer is that psycho Irish guy who’s like a full UFC legend or some s**t, we’ll give you full marks for this purpose of this one. De...

Remember the Titans star’s weight-loss and body transformation is huge

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If you know the name Ethan Suplee, there’s a pretty strong chance it’s because of Remember the Titans or My Name is Earl. In both cases, the Suplee you know is a pretty husky fellow. Now, after deciding that he needed...