TikTok mum busts her six-year-old son using her donger as a punching bag
If you’ve ever been a kid, you’ll know that with just a little imagination, you can make any random object something magical and fun. Yeah, nah, deadset, in the fertile mind of an entertainment-seeking child, a stick can become a broadsword, a cardboard box can become a car, and Mum’s suction dildo can easily become a punching bag. Just ask TikTok user Lauren Bardon, who just caught her kid using her dildo for exactly that purpose!
All right, for this one, we’re heading over to the UK. While most of the country is in deep mourning, life is going on for the nation’s youth, and that means they’re looking for ways to have a little fun, practice their mad boxing skills, and keep themselves in tip-top shape.
For Leo Bardon, that meant having a bit of a look under Mum’s bed for something he could use as a prop. After a bit of digging, the little champ came up trumps when he found a ‘punching bag’ he could stick to the wall. Of course, that particular piece of equipment wasn’t actually a punching bag. Nah, it was mum’s eight-inch suction dildo.
While she was filming a TikTok, the little whippersnapper had set to work with the dildo. He’d stuck it to the wall and was going to town on it with his fists, ducking and weaving as he sent it bouncing back and forth.
Lauren Bardon, his Mum, reckons she was mortified. She says, “I was so embarrassed and my jaw just dropped. He was ducking and everything. I was in shock!” In the video, she asks him what he’s doing, and then loses her s**t, clearly unable to help laughing at his actions.
“When I stopped recording, I took it off the wall and told him not to touch my things and put it away. He was so innocent and asked what it was. I told him it was a funny microphone for TikTok!”
Final thought: All right, we’re gonna run the risk of getting a little too much info here, but what sort of stuff did you find under your parents’ bed when you were a kid. Anything like this? Let us know in the comments section.
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