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Sheila runs a f*@#en 5:25 mile while 9 months pregnant

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Pregnancy. As blokes, it’s not the kind of thing we can do, but we are aware that for some sheilas it can be a bit of a f**ken challenge. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not saying it’s hard work for everyone, but we know t...

Man threatening to ‘blow up’ Home Depot has news reporters in stitches

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The English language is a pretty funny business. Deadset, it’s packed with nuance and double entendres and even a bit of innuendo. When you take all that and throw in a dash of slang, a pinch of colloquialism, and a s...

CCTV footage capturing woman’s reaction to getting a job is racking up thousands of views

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Let’s not milk it, but 2020 has been tough for plenty of people. Obviously, there’s the Covid, the failure of police forces to recognise that black lives matter, the fires, and the everything else that’s gone wrong, b...

Wife has internet troll her sleeping husband with some cheeky Photoshop editing

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While it’s pretty f**ken tricky to narrow down the best s**t on the internet and point to one thing as the ultimate source of entertainment, we reckon a bit of old-fashioned Photoshop trolling is pretty hard to beat. ...

These cheeky parrots were relocated after swearing too bloody much

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F**ken parrots. If you’ve got much experience with talking ones, you probably know that they can be real troopers when it comes to swearing. Deadset, the avian b**tards are well-known for turning the air blue. That pr...

Adam Sandler’s Attenborough-like narration of Kevin James in fur suit is bloody gold

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We’ve said this on more than one occasion now, but while Adam Sandler isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, there’s a whole generation of people out there who grew up with his movies and comedy stylings as an almost permanent ...

Pro soccer-player takes a dump mid-game

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Yeah, look, it might be a bit of a stretch to suggest that pro athletes are the f**ken demi-gods of Western culture, but to an extent, they are represented that way in the media. And, you know, they are idolised, they...

People reveal their most outrageous food delivery texts

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Speaking generally, it’s pretty bloody tricky to argue that the explosion of food delivery services hasn’t made our lives better. Deadset, there used to be a time that you’d drink eight beers at home and then decide y...

Uncle Roger reviews Gordon Ramsay’s Egg-Fried Rice

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Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re probably all over the fact Uncle Roger has been getting a fair bit of notoriety for his reviews of various television chefs’ attempts at egg-fried rice. Uncle Roger, come...

Professionals reveal how much they hide in the background of Zoom calls

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Yeah, nah, by this point we don’t reckon there’s any secret that pretty much everything you’ve seen from your co-workers, bosses, and employees during a Zoom meeting is a lie. Deadset, you don’t have a clue whether so...

Artist is selling ‘Karen’ Halloween masks, calling them ‘the real monsters of 2020’

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Bloody Halloween! We know that some people here in Straya whinge about it, but we reckon it’s pretty bloody tricky not to get excited about an annual event that celebrates ghosts, monsters, and all that’s supposed to ...

People submitted their most ‘awks’ family pics to this Instagram account

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We can’t remember exactly who said it, but we heard a quote once that suggested a good sign of growing up was being able to look back on yourself and shake your head. Seeing as family photos tend to provide scary wind...

Blokes powerful speech about renaming ‘boneless chicken wings’ at council meeting

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One of the greatest things about democracy is the fact that one man really can make a stand. Deadset, if you’ve got a bone to pick, you’ve got every right to petition your local members of parliament and council-membe...

Scammer gets trolled with neighbourhood drama and ends up giving up

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We say it every time, but regardless of whether these text exchanges are real or not, they make for a pretty bloody interesting genre of story. In this particular instance, you’re going to see a scammer pretending to ...

Parents left stunned after dad posts clever sleep trick online

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Yeah, nah, we know that when the internet promises you a life hack, you’ve got every right in the world to be dubious, but we know that after lockdown, plenty of you blokettes in the comments section are gonna find yo...