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Brawl over stolen vape kicks off at Mum’s birthday

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We all know that when the wrong people are drinking, bloody anything can happen. Deadset, it doesn’t even matter where you are. Whether you’re having beers with bogans here in Oz, chilling with chavs in the UK, or rel...

Bloke calls Mike Tyson’s face tatts F**KEN UGLY without knowing he is behind him

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We’ve commented before on Mike Tyson’s growth from a feared boxer to a kind of revered entrepreneur and statesman of the public sphere, so we won’t go into all that right now. What we will say, though, is that the dud...

Clever airport hack to get ya suitcase out first at the baggage carousel

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No matter where you are in the world, airports can be a f**ken nuisance. Whether you’re paying ridiculous prices for food, queuing up and dealing with rigorous searches, or just waiting for your bags, they can be bloo...

Thieving seagull makes frequent raids on local shop, no one can stop the b*stard!

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We don’t know what it is about thievery, but when people do it, we reckon it’s s**t. When it’s animals, though, we f**ken love it. If they’re thieving from big corporations, even better. After all, no one really likes...

These poorly designed signs are bloody brilliant

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If there’s one thing your English teacher should have taught you, it’s that clear communication is bloody everything. Yeah, nah, it doesn’t matter if you can’t tell an adverb from an adjective or analyse the s**t out ...

Turns out loads of Aussies wore nothing but their undies to the Federal Election

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You may or may not know this, but over here in the land down under, we just had a federal election. The country voted now former Prime Minister Scott Morrison out on his arse and voted Prime Minister Anthony Albanese ...

Scientists find ancient forest in giant sinkhole in China

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We don’t know about you f**kers, but we bloody remember stories where ancient worlds are found beneath volcanoes, sinkholes and the arctic pretty f**ken fondly. Yeah, nah, whether you’re talking about The Savage Land ...

This silverback gorilla and groundhog are best mates!

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F**ken everybody needs a friend. Whether you just need someone to shoot the s**t with, someone to share your company, or someone to get up to crazy hijinks with, a friend is a f**ken must-have in today’s society. That...

Bloke figures out how to program a f@#*en moving rollercoaster in MS Excel

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we f**ken love creative people. Fair dinkum. And we’re not only talking about traditional creatives either. Nah, no way. We reckon that art is the kinda thing that can manifest anywhere. You ...

Old folks hit the pole straight after pole dancer performs at their residence

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You know, a lot gets said about the oldies in society, but here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon they cop a bit of s**t that’s not too deserved. Sure, plenty of ‘em have got opinions that aren’t exactly woke, but so do ...

“Never seen that”: Fans erupt over “brutal” hit on pitch invader

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Mate, we don’t know what’s going on these days, but security guards have clearly been brushing up on their tackling technique. A little while back that sheila got f**ken slaughtered in the NRL, and now two blokes have...

Baby roo won’t leave backyard, so bloke puts on onesie to see what happens

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If you know anything about kangaroos, you probably know that they keep their joeys in pouches. Yeah, nah, when we think about major kangaroo facts, that’s one of the big ones. The f**kers hop, they have pouches, and t...

Sheila gets stuck behind sofa after boozy brunch

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We’ve all got that one mate who just can’t help but make a tit of themselves when they’ve had a few. And, no, we don’t mean that in a derogatory way. We literally mean that we’ve all got a mate who’s a bit of a clutz,...

Sheila wants to know why her boyfriend won’t stop digging tunnel and the Internet responds!

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Depending on your problem – and your audience – asking the internet to give you advice can be like playing Russian roulette. On one hand, you might be taken seriously and given the answers you need. On the other, peop...

Girl bangs back on bed and becomes instant meme

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While there’s no doubt plenty of people have made a name for themselves with a viral video, the secret behind figuring out what exactly makes a video go viral seems to still be a bit of an enigma. Deadset, some people...

PARODY: Chris Rock gets his revenge on Will Smith in hilarious remixed trailer

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For obvious reasons, the world is yet to recover from Will Smith’s insane bitchslapping of Chris Rock at the Oscars. Yeah, nah, it’s not something anyone expected, and it’s going to live in meme history for a pretty f...

Sheila takes her Mum clubbing after wishing she could relive her youth

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For some people, the idea of going clubbing with your parents is bloody abhorrent. Yeah, nah, for some people that s**t sounds terrible. It sounds like their worst nightmare. It sounds like a living hell. And then the...

Legends rescue a lion and a wolf from Ukraine zoo near warzone!

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F**k yes. Yeah, nah, if you’re not already thinking ‘f**k yes’ after reading that headline, you bloody should be. Three total f**ken legends, Tim Locks, and two of his mates, busted a lion and a wolf out of war-torn U...

Former Heavyweight Champ Klitschko’s blunt response to Russian claims

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While there’s been a bit of talk about Putin’s martial arts skills during the invasion of Ukraine, no one seems to have mentioned that the mayor of Kyiv is none other than former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion Vita...

Mike Tyson’s now selling ear-shaped weed edibles with a chunk missing

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Mike Tyson has led a storied career. Obviously, not all of it is has been the kinda thing you should celebrate, but it’s probably fair to say that certain parts of it are pretty f**ken memorable. Take the moment he bi...