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Bloke finds his ‘missing’ kitten snoozing under dog’s ear

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For a long time, dogs and cats have been at war. It’s one of the great rivalries of the world, and it’s a dispute that’s been immortalised in thousands of cartoons, kid’s stories and comic books. But just like the feu...

Vegan ‘influencer’ gets caught eating fish and awkwardly tries to hide it on camera

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Look, we all know that one bloke – even if it’s usually a sheila – who claims to be a vegetarian or a vegan but eats f**ken fish or chicken because it’s not ‘meat’. It f**ks us how that one works, but you know, fair g...

Adults reveal childhood memories of things they assumed only rich people had

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Money is a pretty interesting thing. Depending on how much you have, you may have a completely different understanding of it to someone else. And, yeah, we know that’s a bit of a no-brainer, but the reality is that fo...

Couple from Florida earned the title “bogan wedding of the year” in f***en style

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There’s a lot to be said for finding true happiness with the one you love. Finding someone who can share your hobbies with you. Who can just be happy with you in your favourite places. Someone who gets hard over the s...

Bloke deliberately breaks a s**tload of dumb laws in front of the police

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You might remember Vice’s Pommy reporter Oobah Butler. He’s the bloke who got his dodgy restaurant to the Number 1 position on Tripadviser’s best restaurants in London list. Well, he’s f**ken back. This time, though, ...

Bloke phones Internet provider to complain that he can’t beat his meat

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Have you blokes ever heard of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs? If you have, you’ll get the gist of this pretty quickly, but if you haven’t, it’s basically a list of the things that are essential to the human experience. U...

Sansa Stark chugs her wine on the Jumbotron like a f***en champion

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The bloody Jumbotron is one of the highlights of any sporting contest. It provides everyday people with a chance to stake their claim to fame. To do something funny, sweet, memorable or downright epic. It might be a d...

Bloke conducts experiment to work out what the f*** the dials on ya toaster mean

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It doesn’t matter where you’re from or what you believe, there’s always going to be at least one thing that can bind humans from all over the globe for the common good. We reckon a mad feed could probably have a fair ...

The “Barking Dog Man” is back 9 years later, and he’s still f**ken got it!

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One of the greatest gifts the internet can bestow on us is the arrival of a new viral legend. A One-Vid Wonder if you will. There’s been f**ken heaps of the b**tards over time, but one of the all-time classics has to ...

Kid refuses to move legs on train, someone captured his reaction when bloke sits on him

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One of the best things about being human is the fact we’re acutely aware of the power of facial expression. When something happens that moves us emotionally, we react. It’s part of what makes our existence as almost b...

Bloke decodes nail art to save guys from dating the “crazy sheilas”

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Usually when we greet you all, we take special care to greet both the blokes and the blokettes. Not today, though. Yeah, nah, today, we’ve got a special post just for the blokes out there in the comments. We know that...

Voice actor brilliantly trolls scammer over the phone and records it

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There really aren’t many life-forms lower than a bloody scammer. In fact, we’re hard-pressed to think of any. Just for starters, we can rule out any life form with a spinal cord. S**t, we can pretty much rule out anyt...

People share the most awesome acts of kindness they’ve experienced from strangers

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No matter your station in life, there’s just no denying that a random act of kindness is right up there with the best things you can possibly experience. And, no, we’re not talking about charity here, we’re talking ab...

Paraglider gets into biff with kangaroo during landing, because ‘STRAYA

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It only takes a rudimentary knowledge of wildlife, geography and near-death experiences to know that Australia is famed for possessing wildlife that’ll f**k you up. To be honest, we’re not really sure how we came to p...

Carpenter shares chat with entitled bloke demanding custom table built in under 2 weeks

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You know, despite everything you’ve ever heard to the contrary, having a Dad who runs a business and hooks you up with contacts isn’t necessarily all it’s cracked up to be. Obviously, that kind of s**t will have its p...