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Aussie firefighters break into dance after rain falls onto bushfire area

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As you probably know, large swathes of our bewdiful country have been completely f**ked on by fire lately. The damage has been devastating. Lives have been lost. Koalas have truly been sent up s**t creek, and homes ha...

Forget the bloody fireman calendar, get yaself a dad bod and dog calendar this Christmas

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While we’re not gonna tell blokes of a certain persuasion they can’t enjoy this bad boy, this post really is for all the sheilas out there in the Ozzy Man Reviews comments section. And, yeah, we know, for most of the ...

Bloke goes ballistic after finding out his family are microwaving the thanksgiving turkey

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All right, so apparently over in the States, there’s a big night coming up where they eat a s**tload of turkey. Naturally, different families have their own recipes. In no sensible place, should that recipe involve a ...

Florida dog does doughnuts in car before police arrive

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Even here in Ozzyland, we’re aware of the connotations of being dubbed a Florida man or Florida woman. What we didn’t know, though, is that apparently, there are even Florida dogs and it looks like they get up to just...

You’ll want to see this customs officer’s reaction to sex toy in sheila’s bag

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If you’ve been travelling and you’ve had to endure the nightmare that is security and luggage inspections, you’ll know that the last thing anyone wants is a hold-up or an unexpected item in their bag. Deadset, the sta...

Tesla’s share value just dropped $768 million after this live demo of Cybertruck went wrong

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By now, you’ve all heard of Elon Musk & Tesla’s new Cybertruck. The vehicle, which was inspired by films like Bladerunner and looks like something out of Time Crisis was launched the other day, and while it’s come...

One of the greatest sporting interviews of all time has just occurred

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We all know the old clichés that are bandied about when athletes – particularly those who play team sports – are interviewed. You’ve got the standards like, ‘it’s about the team and the boys put in a good performance’...

People on Twitter reacted to the viral deer ‘shag’ video and they’re pure gold

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From time to time, everyone needs to see to their urges. There’s no shame in it, and we’ve all been there. Of course, we might not have been there to the extent that the stag in this video’s been there, but you know w...

US politician denies ripping huge fart in the middle of a live TV interview

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The unwelcome fart. The bloody gatecrasher. The uninvited guest. Whatever you want to call it, there’s no secret that we’ve all fallen victim to – or even unleashed – a poorly timed fart. For what it’s worth, we don’t...

Twitter users have shared the ‘best’ advice boomers have given them

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You may not have noticed, but things are coming to a head between boomers and, well, everyone younger than them. And you know what, we get it. When you compare the world now to the one that boomers grew up in, it’s a ...

The Hydraulic Press Channel smashes a window testing the strength of metals

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If you’ve been paying attention to the internet for a while, you’ll know that one of the better YouTube channels out there just so happens to be The Hydraulic Press Channel. We’re not sure exactly what it is that make...

Mum-to-be tries to film baby moving – records partner dropping a huge dump by mistake

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Some people truly believe that nothing can detract from the beautiful joy of pregnancy and childbirth. They’re wrong, but they believe it anyway. Of course, we’re here today to put that belief to the test. Don’t get u...

Residents of Ozzy town actively competing for Australia’s “S**t Town of the Year”

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One of the greatest things about Ozzyland is its renowned sense of humour. We love a bit of a swear and a bit of banter, and once you head out into the boondocks, that s**t only gets more pronounced. Of course, there’...

Macca’s customer was ‘high as a kite’ after using special codeword when ordering

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With so many places around the world now treating marijuana edibles as a pretty common-place product, more and more people are becoming inclined to give the stuff a try. Of course, they’re usually doing it of their ow...

‘Nice guy’ gets roasted when he flaunts his ‘beef’ as a romantic selling point

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We all know that the internet’s changed dating forever. Whereas women used to just have to marry whoever’s father had the most cows, they’ve got a bit more freedom in their choice of partner these days. Unfortunately,...