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Americans go wild over Aussie’s “AFL move” in college football game

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While there are pretty obvious differences between Aussie Rules Football and American Football, there’s definitely a bit of crossover there. After all, they’re both pretty f**ken removed from the game the poms took wi...

Astronaut terrorises international space station in monkey suit!

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Yeah, nah, we all know that at some point, bloody monkeys are gonna rise up and take over. Our furry cousins have slowly been demonstrating their ability to use tools for a while now, but in a pretty f**ken scary turn...

Photo of Boris Johnson holding the COVID vaccine becomes Photoshop battle

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We haven’t seen a decent Photoshop battle on this page for a while, so when we found out that a picture of Pommy Prime Minister Boris Johnson had been used as the basis of one over on Reddit, we had to check it out. B...

Golden Retriever fetches stick on icy road – the results are good value

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There’s probably never a bad time to share awesome footage of awesome dogs. Yeah, nah, we dunno about you, but we reckon we’d never knock back that as an option. So really, that’s what brings us to this moment. When w...

Internet is stunned after discovering BBQ’s are free to use in Australian parks

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The bloody barbecue. Of all the iconic Australian symbols, there really aren’t many that are held in higher regard. We’re not sure whether it’s a result of our mostly grouse weather, our working class heritage, or the...

Nicolas Cage will host Netflix’s “History of swear words” and the trailer is a f**ken doozy!

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Nicolas Cage is a divisive actor in some circles, but we reckon he’s bloody great. Yeah, nah, the bloke’s carved out a real niche as a quirky actor who’s starred in some bloody classics – and some of his modern horror...

Hospital hires cat as security guard and even gives it a bloody staff ID

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When you think of animals that can provide a proper security service, cats aren’t necessarily the first animal that comes to mind. Yeah, nah, dogs have got that s**t locked down, but anyone who’s got a good cat – as o...

Ozzy Sheila’s attempt at stealing construction site materials ends in tears

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We know you lot out there in the comments section love a world’s dumbest criminal story, and we do too! That’s why, when we saw this news report, we had to highlight the travails of one poor sheila trying to steal som...

The best thing about Tyson vs Roy Jones may have been this post-fight interview

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As you might be aware, Mike Tyson was back in the ring this weekend, taking on Roy Jones Jr for an exhibition fight. Like the reformation of a great band, seeing Tyson put on the gloves again was a bloody treat, but w...

This random bloke commenting on Conor McGregor’s social media posts is f**ken gold

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If you’re a fan of this site, we’re going to assume you know who Conor McGregor is, but if you’re not sure, just think punchy bloke, no stranger to controversy, loves a whiskey, and you’ll be on the right track. Havin...

Maybe the coolest spaceflight video in history has just been released

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We’ve probably said this before, but if you’re anything like us, you remember being a young bloke (or sheila) and thinking about how f**ken awesome it would be to travel into Space. While that s**t’s a pipedream for a...

AI cameras mistake bald linesman’s head for ball during televised soccer game

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We’ve found ourselves talking about bloody soccer a fair bit lately – although maybe we should call it football – and we’re okay with that. Yeah, nah, even if it’s not quite as Australian as the AFL, as likely to brin...

This bloody epic ‘all in brawl’ broke out in Rugby League final

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The biff. Plenty of commentators and professionals will say it’s a good thing it’s been phased out of the modern game, but we’re not gonna lie about it. When it comes to Rugby League, we’re all for it. Deadset, there’...

Cat missing for three days returns home with note around his neck

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As you know all too bloody well, we’re big fans of cats here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we reckon they’re c**ts, but that’s why we love ‘em. These cheeky little pricks just love getting up to mischief. N...

Watch this bloke demonstrate the use of sound to create order out of chaos

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If there’s one saying we bloody love it’s this classic: ‘Music can soothe even the savage beast.’ Deadset, that one’s a f**ken pearler, and we all know that a good bloody tune is a great way to chill the f**k out afte...