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Glitter Glued to your Goodboi’s gems is now the height of fashion

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Now that we’re all relaxed and know each other pretty well, let’s talk about dog balls. Yeah, nah, we’re serious. Let’s chat about your mutt’s mangoes, your pooches pair, your canines crown jewels. If you’ve ever seen...

Desperate Mum calls 911 at 2am because she couldn’t feed her baby daughter

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We’re gonna hazard a guess and say that there a might be a few of you out there in the comments section who read a headline like that and get a little bit ticked off. After all, you might be thinking someone would hav...

Ozzy bloke has shared his bloody brilliant Goon and SodaStream hack

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When it comes to inventions, you blokes and blokettes might not be aware, but bloody Straya has contributed its fair share of good ones. Yeah, nah, we’ve f**ken got our s**t sorted down here, and we use our nous to he...

“The Little Master” Sachin Tendulkar comes out of retirement to represent Australia for charity

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Mate, if there’s one thing we’ve come to know in the aftermath of the bushfires that have burned large swathes of our big bewdiful country to the ground, it’s that bloody legends everywhere want to do their bit to hel...

This notorious UK racist was tricked into receiving an ‘award’ by YouTuber

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Racists. Funnily enough, they usually are absolutely horrible people. Nah, yeah, we know that plenty of you out there in the comments section already know that, but if you’ve ever wondered just how hateful and horribl...

Aussie soldiers are caring for injured koalas when on break from fighting bushfires

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Whatever your thoughts on war, the military, and all the jingoistic fanfare that comes with it, you can’t sit there and say that the army’s all bad. After all, most of the folks in it just want to look out for their f...

Pro Twitch streamer gets scolded by young son during live broadcast

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When we’re talking stereotypes about videogames, a pretty obvious one would see the parents having a crack at their ‘lazy’ kids and telling them to get off the screen, do some chores, and maybe take some fresh air. Fu...

Thai Police stage a public re-enactment of a couple’s outdoor romp

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Sometimes work can be a real pain in the ass. We all know this. But, sometimes you get to look at other people’s jobs and reconsider how bad yours actually is. Take being a Thai policeman for example. Two Thai cops wh...

Sheila responds to incredibly polite bad parking note

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We’re all familiar with the idea of the driver who just doesn’t bother to park their car correctly. As you know, it’s not a new thing. Some people just don’t seem to give a single f**k when they’re parking their car. ...

How a cheeky pilot made the greatest F-14 Tomcat flyby ever photographed!

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If you like planes, this one’s gonna get you all fired up. Deadset, what we’ve got for you here today is the true story behind the greatest F-14 Tomcat Flyby of all time. If you like planes, you already know that s**t...

Parents take modem on daytrip after kids refused to leave house for family trip

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Teenagers are a bloody funny bunch. Don’t get us wrong, we know we sound like old-as-f**k boomers saying that, but bear with us. We get that it’s totally bloody normal for teens not to wanna hang with their olds. S**t...

Bloke gets locked inside closed “24-hour gym”

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When you’re a kid, the idea of getting locked inside a shopping centre overnight is a pretty f**ken exciting one. As you get older, though, you really start to fang for your own bed, and the idea of being locked anywh...

Elephant caught carefully climbing over wall in a remarkably human way

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Bloody mangoes. Honestly, here in Australia, we reckon they’re s**t-hot. Like seriously. Every year, the first tray of mangoes sold in Queensland gets sold for silly money, and kids everywhere raid neighbourhood trees...

Aussie larrikins stitch up Scottish journo on live TV with ‘fair dinkum’ prank

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All right, we know that releasing this one puts us at risk of outing a classic ‘Strayan prank that’s usually reserved for gullible tourists, but it’s too bloody good not to share. Basically, what we’ve got here in ‘St...

A bunch of people online have met Tom Hanks and turns out he’s a bloody legend

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Tom Hanks is pretty much a Hollywood legend now, right? Whether you’re talking about Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, Big, Cast Away, Saving Private Ryan, or any of the other excellent bloody movies he’s starred in, you ...