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The best thing about Tyson vs Roy Jones may have been this post-fight interview

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As you might be aware, Mike Tyson was back in the ring this weekend, taking on Roy Jones Jr for an exhibition fight. Like the reformation of a great band, seeing Tyson put on the gloves again was a bloody treat, but w...

This random bloke commenting on Conor McGregor’s social media posts is f**ken gold

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If you’re a fan of this site, we’re going to assume you know who Conor McGregor is, but if you’re not sure, just think punchy bloke, no stranger to controversy, loves a whiskey, and you’ll be on the right track. Havin...

Maybe the coolest spaceflight video in history has just been released

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We’ve probably said this before, but if you’re anything like us, you remember being a young bloke (or sheila) and thinking about how f**ken awesome it would be to travel into Space. While that s**t’s a pipedream for a...

AI cameras mistake bald linesman’s head for ball during televised soccer game

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We’ve found ourselves talking about bloody soccer a fair bit lately – although maybe we should call it football – and we’re okay with that. Yeah, nah, even if it’s not quite as Australian as the AFL, as likely to brin...

This bloody epic ‘all in brawl’ broke out in Rugby League final

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The biff. Plenty of commentators and professionals will say it’s a good thing it’s been phased out of the modern game, but we’re not gonna lie about it. When it comes to Rugby League, we’re all for it. Deadset, there’...

Cat missing for three days returns home with note around his neck

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As you know all too bloody well, we’re big fans of cats here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we reckon they’re c**ts, but that’s why we love ‘em. These cheeky little pricks just love getting up to mischief. N...

Watch this bloke demonstrate the use of sound to create order out of chaos

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If there’s one saying we bloody love it’s this classic: ‘Music can soothe even the savage beast.’ Deadset, that one’s a f**ken pearler, and we all know that a good bloody tune is a great way to chill the f**k out afte...

Bloke sends an attractive lookalike to his high school reunion

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School reunions are strange bloody things. They’re basically an event you put yourself through that sees you hanging out with a bunch of people you couldn’t be arsed keeping in touch with in the first place. Yeah, nah...

Girl survives lethal tiger-snake bite using Comedian Russell Coight’s advice

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You blokes and blokettes know we all bloody love a proper ocker outdoorsman here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and while we all reckon that Steve Irwin was the best of them, another bloke who comes pretty close to his standard...

Student left red-faced after submitting assignment with “stupid f**ken” title

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Whether you’ve finished school, you work in a school or you just have to attend, we all know that sometimes s**t can feel arbitrary. Don’t get us wrong, we reckon education’s super bloody important, we just understand...

Blokes create world’s worst Airbnb and people actually book it

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If you’ve ever stayed AirBNB, you’ll know that it can be an interesting experience. It is, of course, possible to get awesome s**t on there, but, at the same time, it’s possible to get something pretty f**ken crap. St...

Borat fundraiser for film’s grandmother has raised over $170,000 so far

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We’re not sure whether you’ve seen the new Borat movie yet, but if we had to hazard a guess, we’d say there’s a pretty f**ken good chance. If you have, you’ll know that one of the few people to come out of it with any...

These Black Mirror plots were ranked by how likely they are to happen

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Black Mirror’s become a bit of a cultural bloody phenomenon over the last few years. Back in the day, we used to see awesome speculative fiction in anthology series all the time. Obviously, that sort of died out, but ...

Bot orders $18,752 of McSundaes every 30 minutes to find if machines are working

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If you’re a fan of Maccas’ sundaes, you’ve no doubt come across the inevitable broken down machine. Yeah, nah, these buggers are about as work-shy as my mate Duncan the Dolebludger, and that’s a royal pain in the arse...

Sheila shuts down bloke’s unsolicited dick pics with genius-level response

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Dick pics. We’re not gonna sit here and lecture you about sending them in a consensual situation, but if you’re sending that s**t unsolicited, you’d better be ready for the consequences. We’ll leave the fact it’s a pr...