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Lonely Ape Dating app for NFT collectors cancelled due to lack of sheilas signing up

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Sometimes a headline can really tell you something about the world. Yeah, nah, it can. And while we’re not saying this is definitely one of them, it might be. Yeah, nah, a dating app designed to appeal to NFT collecto...

7 tonnes of hot dog filler spills onto the highway after accident

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If you’ve ever wondered exactly what was inside your hot dogs before they went on the grill – and the simple answer of ‘lips and arseholes’ wasn’t good enough for you – give this story a bit of a squiz. Thanks to a bi...

TikTok Video has people travelling the world to visit Binley Fish and Chip shop

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We know we’re showing our age here, but just when you think you’ve got social media worked out, some more bulls**t that leaves you shaking your head happens. Take the f**ken craziness happening at a local fish and chi...

Ex-NFL player beats up airline employee

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Airports can be pretty stressful places. There’s no denying that. Still, though, we’ve never been so stressed that we got into a punch-up at one. Apparently, though, that s**t happens. Just ask Calgary Stampeders wide...

Sabbath service derails after couple spend “45 minutes” having sex on Zoom

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Forgetting to turn your camera off while engaging in activities usually kept private is, for the boomers out there, one of the biggest modern fears going. For others, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Yeah, nah, as ...

Former strongman Pudzianowski bounces opponent’s head off the canvas with devastating uppercut

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Sometimes a sports headline can seem pretty derivative. Yeah, nah, it’s true. And that’s because sometimes a really fantastic moment needs to be seen to be truly appreciated. We can try to do it justice with words, bu...

Thieving seagull makes frequent raids on local shop, no one can stop the b*stard!

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We don’t know what it is about thievery, but when people do it, we reckon it’s s**t. When it’s animals, though, we f**ken love it. If they’re thieving from big corporations, even better. After all, no one really likes...

Dad forced to pay $4,200 after son knocks over golden Teletubby in store

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We’ve all heard the saying ‘if you break it, you bought it’, but in all honesty, we’re not sure most of us really take the idea seriously. Yeah, nah, it seems like one of those empty threats people throw around withou...

People with expired NDAs are revealing their former workplace secrets!

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Non-disclosure agreements, or NDAs, are usually a sign that there’s something going on in your workplace that your boss doesn’t want known. Unless he’s the bloody Colonel, there’s a pretty good chance that something i...

Turns out loads of Aussies wore nothing but their undies to the Federal Election

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You may or may not know this, but over here in the land down under, we just had a federal election. The country voted now former Prime Minister Scott Morrison out on his arse and voted Prime Minister Anthony Albanese ...

This bloke’s ‘best mate’ locked him out of his own camper, his revenge was awesome!

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Am I The Asshole posts are some of the best on the internet. Yeah, nah, fair dinkum, they’re usually pretty entertaining, and they’ve got the one thing that makes any good story worth telling – a little bit of interna...

Scientists find ancient forest in giant sinkhole in China

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We don’t know about you f**kers, but we bloody remember stories where ancient worlds are found beneath volcanoes, sinkholes and the arctic pretty f**ken fondly. Yeah, nah, whether you’re talking about The Savage Land ...

David Attenborough parody doco brilliantly explains: Clubbing In The Wild

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When you think about it, clubbing is a pretty f**ken strange thing. Yeah, nah, the idea of a bunch of strangers getting together in a dark place where they can get blotto while pop music blares, bouncers watch on, and...

This silverback gorilla and groundhog are best mates!

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F**ken everybody needs a friend. Whether you just need someone to shoot the s**t with, someone to share your company, or someone to get up to crazy hijinks with, a friend is a f**ken must-have in today’s society. That...

Aussie Sheila deeply regrets her “d*ck magnet” tattoo

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Now, before we go getting all excited here, we don’t want you to do what we did and jump to conclusions about this video. Yeah, nah, when we first read that a sheila regretted getting her ‘d*ck magnet’ tattoo, we were...

Bloke figures out how to program a f@#*en moving rollercoaster in MS Excel

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we f**ken love creative people. Fair dinkum. And we’re not only talking about traditional creatives either. Nah, no way. We reckon that art is the kinda thing that can manifest anywhere. You ...

First flying car passes safety test in Japan, release date set for 2025

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As we’ve moved further into the 21st century, it’s highly likely you’ve heard people ask where some of the technological advancements we were promised in movies like Total Recall, The Fifth Element, and Blade Runner a...

NASA photo reveals ‘doorway’ on Mars

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If you’ve been following us lately, you might know that we’ve kinda been lamenting the loss of the old-fashioned conspiracy theory. Fortunately, though, the internet hasn’t disappointed us. Yeah, nah, if you ask you m...

These two blokes went for a pint and ended up in Ibiza

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For most people, the idea of a proper raging binge-drinking session is the kinda thing that happens in movies like The Hangover. For people like Dan and Alex, though, that s**t is part of life. Deadset, just the other...

Passenger with no flight experience forced to land plane

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Mate, we don’t know about you, but if we were to think of some of the worst possible situations to be in, having the pilot of your f**ken plane pass out while you’re in the air is right up there with the worst of them...