Sabbath service derails after couple spend “45 minutes” having sex on Zoom

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Sabbath service derails after couple spend “45 minutes” having sex on Zoom

Forgetting to turn your camera off while engaging in activities usually kept private is, for the boomers out there, one of the biggest modern fears going. For others, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Yeah, nah, as long as you’re not the one getting sprung, it can be funny as f**k! That said, imagine how you’d be if you forgot to turn your camera off while you were going at it during a bat mitzvah service on the Sabbath.

Fair dinkum, it’s probably fair to say that in some ways, this holy day became a hole-y day when the unnamed couple went at it. They’d zoomed into a Minneapolis synagogue hosting a bat mitzvah – a religious initiation ceremony celebrating the coming of age of a young girl – when they got to business.

As you know, they’d forgotten to turn the camera off, but to make things worse, there’s a story doing the rounds that suggests they were going at it for 45 minutes and only stopped when they received a private message telling them they were on camera!

One witness said, “It went on for about 45 minutes. She was walking around naked, she got dressed, she’s in and out of the Zoom, he was in the bed, he whipped it out, she started going to work. Someone on the Zoom saw and called her and was like, ‘WTF are you doing? You’re on camera.’ She freaked out.”

Which, we’ve gotta say, is pretty f**ken funny. This witness also reckons most people leave their cameras off all the time – except for the ‘old bubbes’ who don’t know how – and that meant the screen was nice and large.

The couple have fortunately kept their name out of the media, but the synagogue is aware of the incident. Understandably, they’re choosing not to comment on it.

Final thought: Look, the only real question left here is a simple one: do they show their faces back at the synagogue? If they do, should they walk in like returning heroes, or should they have some shame? Let us know in the comments section.

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