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Bloke builds his own working X-Ray machine after receiving huge f**ken bill!

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Clever b**tards. Let’s be honest, we all know at least one or two of these legends, and while they might sometimes drive us crazy with their big words, we’ve gotta be honest. They show us that anything’s possible, and...

British army Vet fighting for Ukraine reveals how he destroyed Russian tank convoy

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In all the talk about the war in Ukraine, one of the things we’ve overlooked is the foreign fighters helping the Ukrainians defend their country against Putin’s invasion. Fortunately, we’ve now got the inside story fr...

Fark! Rising costs mean we’re now gonna get fewer Doritos per pack!

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We all know that the last few years have been pretty bloody tough for humans. Yeah, nah, no joke. We’re not gonna list it all, but just in case you reckon the straw’s getting pretty close to breaking the camel’s back,...

UFC star Jorge Masvidal charged with felony battery after rivalry erupts outside restaurant

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We all know that a bit of a fracas outside of the allotted schedule isn’t exactly unusual in the UFC, but it’s not too common for those moments to fully explode into a matter that requires police intervention. Obvious...

Legends rescue a lion and a wolf from Ukraine zoo near warzone!

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F**k yes. Yeah, nah, if you’re not already thinking ‘f**k yes’ after reading that headline, you bloody should be. Three total f**ken legends, Tim Locks, and two of his mates, busted a lion and a wolf out of war-torn U...

This optical illusion confirms whether you’re an optimist or pessimist

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Back in the day, humans used to see omens, portents, and symbols in f**ken everything. Deadset, ill-winds, waning moons, a strange birthmark, it didn’t matter what it was, someone out there would see deep meaning in i...

Former Heavyweight Champ Klitschko’s blunt response to Russian claims

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While there’s been a bit of talk about Putin’s martial arts skills during the invasion of Ukraine, no one seems to have mentioned that the mayor of Kyiv is none other than former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion Vita...

Hectic news report captures live crash while reporting on ‘dangerous’ intersection

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These days, there’s a lot of talk about fake news. Yeah, nah, plenty of people reckon that unless they see the s**t live for themselves, they just aren’t going to believe a word of what television news reporters say. ...

NFT collector mistakenly sells $1 million drawing of rock for “nothing”

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Whether you like NFTs or not, you can’t deny that some people are making big money on them. Yeah, nah, it’s true, it’s true. While some folks claim that they’re bad for the environment, that they’re a scam, and that t...

Mike Tyson’s now selling ear-shaped weed edibles with a chunk missing

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Mike Tyson has led a storied career. Obviously, not all of it is has been the kinda thing you should celebrate, but it’s probably fair to say that certain parts of it are pretty f**ken memorable. Take the moment he bi...

Sheila’s ‘UTI’ was actually glass tumbler lodged in bladder for 4 years

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As you know, we never kink-shame here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We reckon that you’ve just gotta do you. And sometimes, people take that s**t seriously, which is all good by us. But, we will say that if you are gonna do so...

A message to the Russian people from Arnie

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From f**ken Commando to The Last Action Hero, the bloody Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has always known how to tell the bad guys to f**k right off and to cut their bulls**t. Now, with Russia making it feel like t...

Photo showing Russian soldiers allegedly trapped in elevator by Ukrainian civilians

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As you know, the Russian invasion of Ukraine has been the big news lately. In fact, it’s been such big news, that it’s the first war to be given the tag of ‘the TikTok war’. It’s kinda obvious why this has happened, b...

Ukrainians defuse Russian bomb with bottle of water and their bare hands

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If one thing has become abundantly clear in recent weeks, it’s that some of the things the Ukrainian citizens have been doing in the wake of the Russian invasion and occupation reveal that they have massive f**ken bal...

Google Street View pics catch Aussie couple having a quick shag on the side of the road

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If you’ve ever travelled long distance on Aussie highways, you’ll know that they can be really f**ken long, really f**ken straight, and really f**ken boring. Of course, there’s a tonne of ways to deal with the boredom...

The Iranian Hulk has a new challenger: The Brazilian Hulk!

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All right, look, we know we’ve talked about some of these social media fights being all about the gimmick, but if you thought the Iranian Hulk was getting himself into too much bloody drama with Martyn Ford, he’s not ...

News reporter left speechless when economist reveals Russian stock market news on live TV

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Obviously, the s**t that’s going on in the Ukraine is big news. You’re aware of that and you don’t us to recap it all for you, but one of the interesting—and perhaps telling—ways foreign governments have been reacting...

Little Ukrainian lass leaves bomb shelter occupants in tears with rendition of “Let It Go”

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For all the talk of tanks and bombs and guns and refugees, it’s really easy to overlook the kids who’ve been caught up in the war in Ukraine. Don’t get us wrong, we know that’s a s**t sentiment, but perhaps the footag...

Sheila gets trapped in waterslide suspended over ocean

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Before we even begin, we’re pretty certain that anyone out there in the comments section who’s seen a certain episode of The Simpsons already has a bit of an idea what’s gonna happen in this video. Fortunately, we’re ...

False Widow spider discovered killing and eating bats for the first time

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Bloody evolution’s an interesting thing. Yeah, nah, once you move away from all the talk about our ancestors and how life on earth changes and you start looking at the small and incremental things that might mark the ...