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Scientists fair dinkum think there are dinosaurs remains on the moon

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Yeah, nah, no s**t. They might not be alive, and they might not have donned spacesuits and travelled there the old-fashioned way, but scientists are pretty f**ken confident that there are bits of dinosaurs plastered a...

This sheila has some fair dinkum extreme ways to save money

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Money. There’s just no getting around the fact that you need the stuff. Yeah, nah, there’s countless books, songs and movies about it, and in a purely functional sense, it’s pretty much the most important thing we’ve ...

Dancing woman accidentally captures Myanmar military coup on video

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Fresh from seeing the giant clusterf**k of a coup that Trump’s MAGA-hat militia treated us all to a little while ago, the Southeast Asian nation of Myanmar has decided to stage one of their own. This time, the nature ...

F@*#en lunatic runs onto racecourse during event

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We talk about dangerous animals a lot here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but one species we tend to pass over is the bloody horse. Yeah, nah, we know they’re not exactly savage predators out to munch on your guts, but if one o...

“He had puncture marks on his head”: Bloke escapes jaws of crocodile

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Mate, if you’ve been thinking it’s been a little while since we talked about crocodiliacs here at Ozzy Man Reviews, you’d better bloody brace yourself because we’re f**ken bringing ‘em back! Yeah yeah nah nah, in case...

BBC guest goes viral after leaving explicit item in background of news interview

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You know we’re not the type to kink shame here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but we have to say that in polite company or the public eye, sometimes it’s just couth to keep some of your more intimate joys, well, intimate. Of co...

Heroic Czech sheila distracts thief by performing ‘act’ on him until cops arrive

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Let’s not beat around the bush here. This story is basically the premise of a dirty movie come to life. Yeah, nah, deadset, we’d even go so far as to say that if it had a happy ending, it’d be the kind of wet dream a ...

Vets share the worst pet names they’ve ever come across

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One of the best things about getting a new pet is coming up with a name for the little critter. But, if we’re honest, we reckon it’s not as easy as it’s always made out to be. Sometimes your pet’s gonna be around for ...

French bloke transforms himself into ‘black alien’

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Mate, you know how we feel about you and your life here at Ozzy Man Reviews: we’re firm believers in the idea that if what makes you happy doesn’t hurt anyone, you should go ahead and do it. After all, you’ve only got...

Ozzie Mailman f**ken tears it up on his Postie bike

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Here in Australia, our mail delivery comes courtesy of an ancient order of f**ken legends. We call ‘em the posties. And, we s**t you not, these blokes (and sheilas) deserve every cent they make. While you lot overseas...

Redditors share some of the most blatant lies they’ve been told

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We’re gonna start this one with a bit of a trigger warning: if you’ve been blatantly lied to, this story might piss you off. Don’t get us wrong, we don’t know if there’s anything specific in here, but we do know that ...

Here are the winners of Canada’s annual hair-freezing contest!

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When it comes to rocking a styling look, there are loads of ways to get there. For those of you who are still lucky enough to have a full head of hair, it turns out that freezing your do is just as effective – if not ...

Reddit users share the most f**ked up things they ever saw at sleepovers

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F**ken sleepovers are supposed to be one of the highlights of your young life. You’re hanging out with your mates, you watch films, you eat pizza, you talk s**t; yeah, nah, in an ideal world, it’s a f**ken blast. Unfo...

New bot turns Reddit arguments into Ace Attorney scenes

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If there’s one thing that’s rife on the internet, it’s bloody arguing. Yeah, nah, we know you thought we were gonna say p-rn or influencers, but we reckon with the proliferation of social media, trolls, and the abilit...

Aussie politician claims renaming “Coon” cheese has ended racism

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We’ve said this before, but we live in interesting times. And for once, we’re actually thinking about the positive aspects of this. In a world where division is the rule, it’s great to see a decision made that’s desig...