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This bloody epic ‘all in brawl’ broke out in Rugby League final

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The biff. Plenty of commentators and professionals will say it’s a good thing it’s been phased out of the modern game, but we’re not gonna lie about it. When it comes to Rugby League, we’re all for it. Deadset, there’...

Real estate listing photos are creeping out house-hunters in Oz City

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If you’ve been house-hunting lately, you’ll know there are a couple of things you don’t want to see in any prospective property on your radar. Deadset, you don’t want termites, you don’t want construction issues, you ...

This Bunnings car park has sparked intense debate across the internet

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One of the interesting things about owning a motorbike is the ability to park it pretty much anywhere. Of course, with great privilege comes great power, and just because you could, doesn’t mean you should. Apparently...

Mike Tyson looks absolutely jacked less than two weeks out from charity fight

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Mike bloody Tyson. We all know that in his younger days, he was a f**ken animal when it came to getting in the ring and throwing down. Obviously, a lot’s happened since then. We won’t go into the many stories of his l...

The most ‘bogan’ Aussie traits of 2020 as voted by Facebook

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All right, at the risk of alienating our foreign fans, we’re gonna have a bit of a chat about bogans. For those of you who don’t know, a ‘bogan’ is a pretty Australian thing. Essentially, it’s someone uncultured. Some...

Meet Joe Weber – The best bloody troll going around on Facebook

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If we’re completely honest, we’ve all gotta admit that there is a place for the humble troll. And nah, we’re not talking about the ones that live under bridges, we’re talking about the ones that lurk on Facebook and j...

Bloke sends an attractive lookalike to his high school reunion

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School reunions are strange bloody things. They’re basically an event you put yourself through that sees you hanging out with a bunch of people you couldn’t be arsed keeping in touch with in the first place. Yeah, nah...

Aussie hospital worker gets dished up a bloody rat burger at local cafe

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Rats aren’t for everyone. Yeah, nah, some people like the little buggers, but when we’re talking about the wild rats, the little pricks come with a wealth of connotations, and not a single one of them’s good. Deadset,...

Japanese town erects monster wolves to deter wild bears

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Just to hazard a guess, we reckon that pretty much all of you cheeky buggers in the comments section know what a bloody scarecrow is. After, it’s not exactly a cerebral concept. What might be a bit more niche, though,...

Girl survives lethal tiger-snake bite using Comedian Russell Coight’s advice

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You blokes and blokettes know we all bloody love a proper ocker outdoorsman here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and while we all reckon that Steve Irwin was the best of them, another bloke who comes pretty close to his standard...

Japanese scientists create robotic girlfriend hand for ‘lonely people’

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If there’s one culture on earth that you just can’t pin down as adhering to a single stereotype, it’s the Japanese. These bloody legends are all about the height of politeness one minute, cute and quirky the next, and...

Golfer skips his ball across lake like a skipping stone in jaw-dropping shot

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Golf’s a funny bloody sport. On the one hand, it’s boring as f**k. On the other, you can drink while you play, drive a buggy, and smash the f**k out of a little white ball, so, really, it’s all right. Yeah, nah, golf’...

Dutch train crashes through barrier and lands on giant whale sculpture

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One of the things we bloody love here at Ozzy Man Reviews is that little quirk of fate that’d you’d never be able to predict and that would be completely f**ken unbelievable if there wasn’t documented evidence of it. ...

People share their favourite comfort meals and they’re f*@#en terrible

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We don’t reckon it’s a stretch to suggest that most of you f**kers know what comfort food is. What we reckon might be more of a stretch, though, is explaining to others that your super-personal comfort food is actuall...

Crazy moment eel says “yeah nah” and escapes bird’s stomach

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F**k yes, Mother nature. F**k yes! There’s an old adage that says real-life is stranger than fiction, and this story’s gonna back that s**t right up (well, all right, just as strange). If you’ve seen aliens, you’ll kn...