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Twitter’s been roasting us Aussies for our way of speaking and it stings

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Yeah, nah, there’s no doubt that we’ve got a f**ken mintox vernacular here in Oz and that we love to use it. Fair dinkum, if we’ve got something bonza to say, we just say it. After all, we’re not here to f**k spiders ...

Hilarious fake IPL held on farm as scammers arrested for conning gamblers

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If there’s one thing we love in Australia, it’s a bloody scallywag. Fair dinkum, we’ve got a soft spot for cheeky rogues here in the land down under, and the blokes in this story are among the cheekiest you’re going t...

World’s oldest water lies at the bottom of Canadian mine and is 2 billion years old

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We’re always banging on about bloody scientists and the cool s**t they find on this site, and with this post, we’re f**ken at it again. This time, it seems that scientists have found the oldest water deposit on earth....

Pommyland’s getting so hot this summer that train tracks are catching fire!

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We’re not surprising anyone when we say that Pommyland isn’t exactly renowned for scorching hot weather. Yeah, nah, we usually associate it with the opposite, but right now, England’s f**ken cooking. Yeah, nah, there ...

Tyson Fury stuns drinkers by strolling into pub topless and ordering beer

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Those of you who follow your boxing will know that Tyson Fury, the Gypsy King isn’t exactly your stereotypical athlete. Don’t get us wrong, he’s literally a f**ken champion, but he seems to take great pride in just be...

Terrifying moment helpless worker dangles from crane

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While we all like to think we can eliminate hectic f**ken mishaps on construction sites, the reality is that we just can’t. Yeah, nah, that’s why we have the word ‘accident’ and the phrase ‘s**t-happens’! Yep, sometim...

Cinemas forced to give thousands in refunds after “Gentleminions” trend on TikTok

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We all know there are some movies that seem to make people lose their s**t. Apparently, the new Minions film is one of them. Yeah, nah, deadset, we’re not sure quite why the youth of today would love this bad boy so m...

Destination F@*#ed: Family’s explosive firework edition

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Fireworks. It’s no secret that letting everyone have them is a pretty f**ken dumb idea. Yeah, nah, it really is. In the right hands, they can look pretty spectacular – even if you do have to ignore the potential bushf...

Conspiracy Theorists think the Large Hadron Collider JUST transported us into a parallel dimension

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We’ve spoken a lot in recent years about conspiracy theories on this site and the fact that there just seems to be more and more of them coming up. Obviously, you’ve got all your standard flat earth theories, your Aus...

Awareness level: 0, drunk level: 98, firepowers: 100

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Everyone knows that a good drunken dance is the best kind of dance. Yeah, nah, in the cold light of day, it can often look like a bumbling, clumsy, and shambolic mess, but at the time…yeah, fair dinkum, at the time, a...

Nate Diaz smacks reporter around the head as warning to ‘watch his tweets’

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One of the things we love about the UFC is that in recent years, it’s really taken a page out of wrestling’s book and added tonnes of s**t-talking and drama to its promo. Yeah, nah, wrestling always had that ‘soap ope...

America went wild for Aussie NBA draftee’s mum and she knows it

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We all know that some nights are all about fashion. Yeah, nah, whether you’re a big dag or you’re dapper-as-f**k, you’ve gotta admit that most big events have a night that’s all about style. In the NBA, one of those b...

Kanye West forces Ozzy burger joint to rebrand

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The world of the rich, famous, and self-obsessed is a f**ken weird one. Yeah, nah, don’t give us that look, it is…it really is. One of the things that goes with being a world-renowned star is people loving your s**t, ...

Topless breastfeeding mum saves pet goose from eagle – while feeding bub!

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They say that not all heroes wear capes. If this story’s anything to go by, that statement is true as f**k. Yeah, nah, in this case, our hero wears bugger all except a pair of boxer shorts. She’s also breastfeeding a ...

Female State of Origin fan flashes the camera while reporter does a live cross

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Rugby League is a pretty f**ken big deal here in Ozzyland. Yeah, nah, it really is. Don’t get us wrong, it’s biggest in Queensland and New South Wales and other parts of the country belong to different codes, but ever...

Look inside this concept flying hotel will host 5,000 people and never land

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we often talk about the beautiful technological future we live in. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not blind to the fact that not everything in the world is dandy (and some of it’s pretty f**ken aw...

Bloke addicted to Pepsi guzzled 30 cans a day!

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We all know that addictions are bloody s**t, but what we don’t often consider is that they’re not only for smokes, alcohol and drugs. Yeah, nah, people get addicted to all kinds of weird things. Celebrities get sex ad...

Brawl over stolen vape kicks off at Mum’s birthday

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We all know that when the wrong people are drinking, bloody anything can happen. Deadset, it doesn’t even matter where you are. Whether you’re having beers with bogans here in Oz, chilling with chavs in the UK, or rel...

Largest freshwater fish ever recorded caught in Cambodia

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F**ken tell you what, this is a fish that’d give Rex Hunt a big bloody stiffie. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, we know he wasn’t exactly Troy McCluring the fish he caught, but he knew how to reel in the big ones. Stil...

Mum who faceplants and flashes undies at school sports carnival speaks out

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Maaaate, we don’t reckon it’s a stretch to say that the old-fashioned faceplant in public is probably a pretty big fear for most people. When that s**t happens, and it’s coupled with the dreaded undie reveal, you’ve j...