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Bloke escapes charging elephant with an epic reverse-drive

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Every now and then, bloody elephants crop up on this website, and that’s a good thing. We like elephants. We reckon they're mad bastards and we’d love to see them in the wild. However, we’ve got a pretty grudging resp...

Wild horse sends bloke to Destination F**ked with kick in the nuts

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Ah, the family jewels. The wedding tackle. The baby sack. The gonads. Let’s face it, whatever you call ‘em, you really don’t want ‘em knocked around too much. Deadset, even when someone’s giving them some consensual f...

Baby born at 7:11 on 7/11 just scored college fund from 7-Eleven

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We’re gonna be bloody honest with you here; when we first saw this headline, we thought it was a crock of s**t and nearly dismissed it. But, after about five minutes of googling, we’ve decided to run with it anyway. A...

Seagull swoops down and f***en steals a dog

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Bloody hell, speaking of animals that are deadset dodgy wankers, we can’t let this one fall to the wayside. A filthy bloody seagull has swooped down and plucked a four-year-old Chihuahua from its backyard. Frankly, th...

Is Australia truely the land of ‘Nope’? We take a look at some pictures that ‘prove’ it

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Look, we know that we’ve got a bit of a reputation for harbouring some deadly bloody animals here in Australia, and we’d be tugging your truncheon if we tried to pretend that every animal here’s a bloody darling, but ...

Amazing Russian dog leaps off train and travels 200km back towards owner who rejected her

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All right, straight up and completely without bullshit, this isn’t the happiest story in the world. Don’t get us wrong, it’s not like a movie about a dog where the dog cark its or anything, but there’s still an underl...

Marvel’s ‘Phase 4’ lineup of new movies looks bloody legendary

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There's no question that Marvel movies are the duck's nuts, but with Avengers: Endgame tying up the loose ends of previous phases people have been wondering just what the fug was next for the juggernaut film studio. T...

This sheila live-streams moment she tracked down thieves who stole her car

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Some pricks would steal the eye off your dick and tell you that it looked better without it. It’s a shame, but it’s true. Deadset, these scumbags’ll flog bloody anything. As you may be aware, when someone does steal y...

Granny spotted rocking out on bloke’s shoulders at music festival

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One of the things we’re fairly confident you’ve heard your music-loving mates say is, “When I’m old, I’m still gonna be going to music festivals and gigs.” Crikey, you’ve probably even said it yourself. But for some r...

Elon Musk reveals his plan to ‘merge’ human brains with AI

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We know you blokes are all over Elon Musk. After all, the bong-smoking memelord and technological visionary isn’t exactly media-shy or short of a far-out way to make science-fiction reality, but while we’re still tryi...

Bloke tries to smuggle drugs under his wig

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If you’re the kind of bloke or blokette who’s a little bit into drugs, you should probably rethink that. We all know that sometimes it seems like everyone’s doing it, but the reality is, even if you don’t do yourself ...

Las Vegas venue is set to live stream ‘Area 51’ raid so everyone can join in

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Forget bottle-cap challenges, 2019 is rapidly becoming the year of the Storming of Area 51. The bats**t insane plan to storm the American air-base – and supposed home of all of the US’s extra-terrestrial research – ha...

Annoyed by loud music, bloke uses drone to shoot fireworks at neighbours

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We all know that street parties are pretty friggen grouse. When you’re at one, it’s almost like law and order just takes a little vacation and the street itself can descend into pure party-flavoured bedlam. You’ve got...

This sheila read out her cheating fiancé’s text messages at the altar

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Marriage is a bloody serious commitment that you should really only go ahead with if you can be pretty certain you’re gonna be faithful and honest with your future spouse. Of course, the same holds true for any relati...

A bunch of times people were surprised by how much of a jerk they encountered

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If you’ve ever had to deal with other people, you’ll know full well that not everyone has been gifted with a great personality. Yeah, nah, some blokes and blokettes really got shafted in that department. Of course, in...