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CCTV shows bloody legend bang on neighbours door to warn them of fire and helps them evacuate

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Mate, we’ve said it on here a thousand times, but people really are bloody awesome. Sure, there are a few wankers out there, but by and large, most people are bloody top blokes and fully grouse sheilas. And why should...

Orlando Bloom forced to break his silence on “those” pictures

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Most of us know Orlando Bloom from his performances as the elf Legolas in the Lord of the Rings and, to a lesser extent, The Hobbit, trilogies. Of course, some of you kinky buggers who’ve seen those leaked photos, mig...

Ozzy sheila turned down for job at Aldi rejects rejection in bloody beauty of a letter

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There’s nothing like a bit of creative thinking and assertiveness in life. Deadset, have a look at pretty much every one stationed above you in the hierarchy at work. If they’re not actually a top bloke or a top sheil...

Amazing moment as bloke on a 133km/h roller-coaster catches someone’s dropped phone

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If you’ve ever been a fan of the cricket, you’ll know all about classic bloody catches. These are the catches that defy the odds, that laugh in their face of common sense, that piss on the line between impossible and ...

Students charged over sick prank on teachers

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon a good prank is an important part of life. In your formative years, there’s no denying that a good prank can build resilience, foster bonds between friends and give everyone a blood...

TV helicopter accidentally exposes secret ‘herb’ garden in Spain

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These days, the general public tends to have something of a more lax attitude towards cannabis use, but despite that, it’s still kinda frowned upon to be growing pot without the right kind of business permits. Obvious...

Kid gets speared by metal spring during trampoline accident

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Remember all those so-called do-gooders with their warnings about your trampoline? Well, judging from the looks of a freak accident in Pommyland, they might have been pretty bloody close to the mark. Of course, even t...

Woman dies after being attacked by a Rooster collecting eggs from her backyard

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Look, we don’t want to crow about it, but we all know that roosters are total cocks. Deadset, when it comes to being aggressive little b**tards, these blokes are far from chicken. And, unfortunately, that’s led to the...

Bride revealing news about her ‘big dump’ at wedding has attracted millions of views

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Sometimes in life, you’ve just gotta put your hands up and say, yep, I really trod in the proverbial that time. And that’s okay, we all have moments when we’re caught unawares and put our foot in our mouth. Of course,...

Bloke has colony of bees settle on his bum while driving

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon that pretty much everyone’s familiar with the idea of the ‘bee beard,’ but a recent event in India absolutely blows that away. Yeah, nah, one random bloke managed to attract a whole...

Nurse escapes prison-sentence after treating patient’s “Tuna Taco” as a puppet

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You know, if we were sitting around the Ozzy Man Reviews newsroom and coming up with headlines for you blokes and blokettes, this is exactly the sort of thing we’d consider before going, ‘Yeah, nah, no one’s gonna bel...

Mullets are making a bloody comeback

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If you’ve been out an about lately, you’ve probably noticed that the most maligned of dodgy haircuts – the mullet – has been making something of a comeback. Deadset, if you’ve thought that over the last few months, th...

Mobility scooter hoons past police car during slow pursuit

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If you’ve been on the internet in the last week or so, you might have managed to catch a pretty bloody funny viral video of a bloke on a mobility scooter leading cops on a wild goose-chase through some of Kiwiland’s b...

Footage captures monkey using sharpened rock to smash through glass at zoo

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We all know that monkeys are pretty bloody smart animals. S**t, more than a few of them are probably smarter than people we know. Part of that intelligence, though, means that some of ‘em are using tools to try and ac...

Aviation authorities are investigating this bloke for fishing from his drone

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Here in Ozzyland, there are few things we love more than a good fish, a good beer and an opportunity to take in a bloody good view. So when Sam Foreman took to the skies – courtesy of a specially designed drone – for ...