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Scientists reckon human wangs are the largest of all the great apes

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Let’s start this one bluntly. Contrary to popular opinion, a gorilla d*ck actually isn’t that impressive. Yeah, nah, according to scientists, gorillas are actually looking at us and going, ‘holy sh*t, those humans are...

Scientists discover giant croc with baby dinosaur still in its stomach

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It’s no secret that we love a bloody good crocodiliac story here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we’ve done heaps of ‘em in the past, and we’ll no doubt do heaps more. Still, we’ve gotta say that we don’t often get to...

Mutant “Superhuman” shows how people would need to look to survive car crashes

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All right, as you all know, the road can be a dangerous place. And, you know what, you don’t have to watch videos of the craziest Russian road accidents to know that s**t. Every day, people lose their lives in tragic ...

Chet Hanks reckons he “felt like a little f@*#en p*ssy rich kid” for having famous parents

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All right, you big legends, let’s kick the day of with some celebrity news. Sort of. Because, yeah, while this is about Tom Hanks, it’s also not about Tom Hanks if that makes sense. Basically, his son Chet has been ta...

Silver-medal-winning ice-skater competes using I Wanna Be Your Dog as her soundtrack…

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Look, we’re not gonna lie to you here, and you know that, but despite what you might think about our vast knowledge of the world, we’re pretty short on info when it comes to figure skating. Don’t get us wrong, we’ve s...

Date and location set for Ngannou Vs Tyson Fury

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The fight-fans amongst you will know that if there’s one thing the world loves to see it’s a crossover match that sees big names from different sports jumping in the ring and going at it like two cranky koalas fightin...

80-year-old rescued after lack of Wordle update alerted family to hostage situation

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If you’ve managed to avoid getting caught up in the Wordle craze, you probably don’t want us to explain it to you. Nevertheless, here we are. It’s a one play a day word game that’s become a huge online craze. As a res...

People are bloody loving the fact Jamaica is back in the bobsleigh at the Winter Olympics

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We’re not gonna lie, just like the rest of you, we f**ken loved hearing that Jamaica was fielding teams in the bobsleigh events at this year’s Winter Olympics. Deadset, if that s**t doesn’t give you warm fuzzies, you ...

Magic spike trick on morning TV show goes horribly wrong

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If magic was as easy as the experts make it appear, we’d all be pretty f**ken handy at it. Yeah, nah, deadset. If it was easy to learn the tricks of the trade and nail them every time, there’s no way we’d work desk jo...

OnlyFans “Throuple” sleep in the same bed and want children together

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Before we go any further, we’re gonna give our usual caveat here: the world takes all sorts, and so long as you’re not hurting anyone, we reckon that’s f**ken grouse. Deadset, we reckon the meaning of life is to be ha...

Maccas forced to pull new f@#*en burger from Menu!

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Love it or hate it, you can’t deny that Maccas is one of the biggest names in the burger market. Deadset, they’ve been doing it for f**ken years, and they know how to please their fans. Obviously, that kinda makes any...

“Hot Mum” blasted for outfit on school run

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While we know there are a s**tload of Mums in the comment section, we also have to be honest and admit that we don’t necessarily understand the politics of it. It seems that there’s all sorts of rules to follow – and ...

The moment a $100 Million fighter plane crashes into aircraft carrier

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Planes are interesting things. Obviously, they’re technologically advanced as f**k. They kinda have to be. After all, in the most crude way of looking at them, they’re big hunks of metal in the sky. Thankfully, they u...

The moment Mel Gibson’s caught changing a tire is f**ken tense

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Bloody Mel Gibson comes in for a fair bit of stick in the media these days. He’s pretty commonly referred to as a bit of a madman, and his antics have made him a notorious loose cannon. And that’s part of the reason t...

Robert Irwin forced to flee when massive croc gives chase!

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Those of us who remember Steve Irwin remember him as a bloody legend, but if there’s one thing we all know about him, it’s that he knew when to run like f**k! Now, in further evidence that young Robert takes after his...

Female strawweight star fights enrmous male heavyweight in mismatch MMA bout

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As you know, we’re pretty big fans of a high-quality MMA contest here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we reckon there’s a lot to be said about two highly trained fighters of a similar weight-class going at it and find...

Jeff Bezos’ worth represented by rice is f@#*en insane

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A lot. Yeah, nah, depending on where you stand, a lot can be different to everyone. For some of us, things that cost only a few bucks might seem like you’d need to have a ‘lot’ of money to buy them. For others, a ‘lot...

Queen leaks sensational document in ‘innocent’ photo

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If you’re as switched onto the internet as we think you might be, there’s a good chance you’ve already seen a little Twitter thread featuring the Queen leaking some sensitive data that’s been doing the rounds. If you ...

Wholesome bloke completely misunderstands wife’s cheating text

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If you’ve been kicking around TikTok and other social media sites for a while, you’re probably aware of the ‘cheating’ prank that’s been going viral lately. In it, one member of a couple sends a text that makes it loo...

Orcas filmed hunting blue whales and eating their tongues in brutal attacks

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While this won’t come as a surprise to many, orcas (aka Killer whales) are not friendly or cute. Yeah, nah, these lethal bloody weapons are f**ken supreme predators with the brains to organise coordinated attacks and ...