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Bloke can’t stop laughing after chick who rear-ended him in her car tries to blame him

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As you’re probably all too aware, we genuinely try to give the benefit of the doubt here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We do. We reckon that everyone has s**t going on that you might not know about and ridiculing people on the...

“Missing” drunk bloke spent hours helping a search party look for himself

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In the history of all-time greatest drunken blunders, this one has got to be right up there. Don’t get us wrong, this isn’t one of those stories about the time your mate got so drunk he passed out in the gutter and sh...

Eminem’s opened his own pasta shop – and it’s literally called what you think it is…

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One of our favourite f**ken things in the world is when a deadset simple as f**k idea is made reality. Yeah, nah, there really is nothing as good a super obvious plan landing and then having everyone go, ‘s**t, we’re ...

Costa Coffee cancels “flick the bean” promo

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‘Sex sells’ is probably one of the most famous concepts in all of marketing. And there’s obviously a reason for that. When used correctly, appeals to emotions and human urges can be pretty persuasive. Of course, the s...

Watch this ‘d*ckhead’ ram go to war with a bucket!

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Mate, as you know, we do tonnes of bloody interesting stuff on this website, but if there’s one thing we wouldn’t dream of getting away from, it’s commentating the lives of animals. Nah, yeah, we love it. We do. Witho...

Gorillas engaged in explicit fellatio in front of shocked zoo visitors

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Seeing as you’re a smart bunch of people out there in the comments section, we reckon you probably know that several species of apes actually take pleasure out of sexual acts. Yeah, nah, funnily enough, humans aren’t ...

Rare condition causes bloke to poo from his penis and ejaculate semen from his butt

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Obviously, illnesses and ailments come in all shapes and forms, but sometimes even we’re a bit surprised by the specific nature of some of them. Take for example the affliction in today’s story: a mix-up between the t...

“I look like a f*@#ing Karen”: TikToker sobs after $300 haircut fail

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We’re pretty sure that by this stage of the game, you don’t need us to explain what exactly a ‘Karen’ is. Yeah, nah, these self-righteous and entitled women are renowned the world over. They want to speak to the manag...

Contractor sledgehammers construction and claims customer refuses to pay

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These bloody videos of tradies and builders smashing s**t up after the customer ‘refuses’ to pay seem to be pretty bloody popular at the moment, and that’s why we’re not surprised we’ve got another one for you here. A...

TV Presenter taken out and dragged to the ground by guide dog on live TV

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We like to think we are people of the people here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, that’s why we – like you – reckon dogs are f**ken awesome. Deadset, these intelligent and noble creatures can rescue people from avalanch...

US Bloke arrested for repeatedly calling cops to say he was “tired”

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If you’re anything like us, you probably remember being told as a kid that you should never call emergency services unless there’s a real emergency. You might also remember a very pissed-off fire-fighter scaring the s...

Nicole Ritchie accidentally sets her hair on fire while trying to blow out birthday candles

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When you think about it, birthday candles are an interesting way of decorating a cake. Not only do you have to pick off wax that gets in the wrong spot, but you also have to run the risk of the birthday bloke (or shei...

The moment a diver is confronted by a 7 metre anaconda

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As you probably know, Anacondas can get f**ken huge. Deadset, these girthy serpents are the reptilian masters of their underwater realm. That might be why they’ve developed a bit of a reputation as being man-eaters ov...

US Mum loses her s**t over school book with sexual details she “had to Google”

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If you ever actually read the books you were told to at school, you’ll know that not all of them are the sweet and cuddly kind that you might expect. Yeah, nah, the kinda literature doing the rounds in school curricul...

Teen gets USB cable stuck in urethra

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Let’s start this one with a f**ken trigger warning. It’s f**ked. You’ll know from the headline whether it’s your kinda read or not, so let’s get to it. A 15-year-old Pommy kid has ended up in hospital after a bedroom ...