7 tonnes of hot dog filler spills onto the highway after accident

If you’ve ever wondered exactly what was inside your hot dogs before they went on the grill – and the simple answer of ‘lips and arseholes’ wasn’t good enough for you – give this story a bit of a squiz. Thanks to a bit of a bingle on a stretch of Pennsylvania highway, close to seven tonnes of hot dog filler has spilled onto the road, and the end result is not pretty.

Yeah, nah, believe it or not, before they’re shaped, cooked, and chucked on buns, hot dogs – or at least the gooey s**t that constitutes an unformed hot dog – is pretty f**ken unrecognisable. But still, enough of that. What’s important here is that thanks to a big bloody prang in Pennsylvania, there’s a s**tload of it on the highway right now.

When the driver of a truck carrying nearly seven tonnes of the s**t lost control of his vehicle, all the ingredients that make a recipe for disaster were in place. According to State police Trooper Tyler Martier, “The violent stopping motion…(meant) the trailer became dislodged, causing approximately 15,000 pounds (6,800kgs) of hot dog filler to catapult on to the roadway.”

Credit: Rostraver Central Fire Department

Apparently, old mate’s brakes were f**ken shot, so when he hit the skids, he didn’t have the ability to stop and crashed into the trees. The end result is right here in the images. That big f**ken mess meant traffic was at a standstill for five hours!

Credit: Rostraver Central Fire Department

Fortunately, the driver and passenger received only minor injuries, claiming they didn’t need to go to a local hospital. Still, there’s no denying the burst bags of hot dog filler look something out of The Blob.

Credit: Rostraver Central Fire Department

Final thought: Look, we love to make jokes, but the reality is that we need to be glad that’s only hot dog meat on the ground. Slow down when you’re driving. Keep your brakes in good nick. Make sure you don’t risk lives in your rush to get where you’re going. Yeah, nah, just f**ken chill.

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H/T: LADBIBLE.