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Japanese company has invented the ultimate ‘gaming bed’

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Bloody gaming. If you’re a big fan, you’ve probably spent more than a few nights forcing yourself to stay awake, and playing all the way through till the morning just because the bed’s a little far away. For what it’s...

Hero truck driver who stopped robbery leaves TV presenters in stitches during his interview

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We all know that heroes come in all shapes and sizes, but for some reason, bloody everyone loves it when a regular bloke steps up and saves the f**ken day with some proper heroic actions. We dunno about you, but we re...

These cheeky seagulls were busted playing with a ladies ‘pocket rocket’

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If there’s one thing we know all you birds out there in the comments section appreciate, it’s a big rubber donger. Yeah, don’t pretend you don’t know what we’re talking about. A d*ldo. But don’t worry, you’re not alon...

Commentators shocked when camera catches kid smashing a schooey at the football

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When it comes to countries that are well-known for smashing piss, we’d be bloody mental if we didn’t put Germany close to the top of the list. They’re renowned for their quality beer, and we really don’t blame them fo...

TikTok user ‘almost dies’ after getting trapped under frozen lake

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Okay, we know you’ve heard this before on this website, but we genuinely do like to give all of the good people of this planet the benefit of the doubt. Nah, yeah, we reckon everyone deserves a fair shake of the shaft...

Vets remove entire bloody beach towel from python’s stomach

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Snakes. If you know anything about ‘em, you probably know they’re not as big, bad or psychotic as they’re often made out to be in the media. Of course, there are some times in a snake’s life when it’s a f**ken machine...

Gordon Ramsay is the highest viewed guest on “Hot Ones” for good f@*#en reason

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By this stage, you should pretty familiar with the set-up of First We Feast’s Hot Ones show on YouTube. If you’re not, it’s the YouTube show where celebrities of all stripes and spots go to be interviewed while eating...

These Tweets are so terrible they’ll lower your f@*#en IQ

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We’ve said this a metric f**ktonne of times, but here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we really like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, nah, we reckon people are only people, and every now and then they’re gonna ne...

Watch the Coronavirus strike down Iran’s Deputy Health Minister in real time

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You know how much we love a good bit of irony here at Ozzy Man Reviews, so you’re probably pretty f**ken au fait with us talking about the latest news coming out of Iran. Outside of China, Iran seems to be the country...

Weather reporter unaware Facebook filters were making his live weather report bloody awesome

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As you probably know, one of the greatest joys of digital technology is that of the photograph filter. Deadset, if you’re having a bit of a shonky hair day, or you’ve forgotten your VB hat, or you just feel like givin...

Cops called to rescue ‘imprisoned woman’ – turns out to be a bloody parrot

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Sometimes in life, you’ve got to ask yourself what you do when you’re confronted with specific situations. Take for example, this scenario: you hear a woman screaming, "Help! Help! Let me out!” What do you do? Do you ...

Photos of newborn baby frowning at Doctor who was trying to make it cry go viral

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We’re pretty certain that one of the greatest and most pure things about the internet is the simple fact that while some people go to extremes to get their video shared around the world, the internet loves a truly inn...

Sheila consumed 550x the usual dosage of hallucinative and had unintended side effects

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You probably know by now that scientists are pretty keen on experimenting with acid – usually in microdoses – but what you might not know is that as part of their research, they look to hear from people who’ve taken m...

Doctors are warning people to not put frozen potatoes in their anus

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For every bizarre as f**k headline you read online, you just know there’s a smartarse troll out there somewhere laughing his arse off. Deadset, think about the stories you come across that make you wonder why the f**k...

Glitter Glued to your Goodboi’s gems is now the height of fashion

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Now that we’re all relaxed and know each other pretty well, let’s talk about dog balls. Yeah, nah, we’re serious. Let’s chat about your mutt’s mangoes, your pooches pair, your canines crown jewels. If you’ve ever seen...