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Bloke jet skis in flooded Brissie carpark

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By now, you’ve probably heard of the floods sweeping across the east coast of Australia, even if it is only on account of the various posts we’ve shared. Obviously, the whole thing’s been a massive s**t sandwich for e...

Logan Paul knocks 160KG Slap Champion unconscious with open hand blow

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In exciting news for fans of unconventional combat sports, Logan Paul and Arnold f**ken Schwarzenegger have joined forces to bring Slap Fighting to the wider world. If you don’t know much about the sport, it pretty mu...

Putin stripped of his black belt after Ukraine invasion

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If there’s one thing that truly screams final boss, it’s the president of an invading country having a f**ken black belt. Deadset, you can imagine it now. You finally jump onto the last platform, blast the sole remain...

Giant bear named Hank the Tank breaks into 28 homes to steal pizza

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If there’s one thing we love here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s bloody pizza. Deadset, that s**t is the food of the gods. Of course, humans aren’t the only ones who know that. Apparently, in California, a bear has figured...

The teen responsible for tracking Elon Musk’s planes is now f#*@ing with Russian Oligarchs

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One of the young legends who’s recently blown up the internet is little champion, Jack Sweeney. Deadset, this little bugger is the lad who started a Twitter account designed to track Elon Musk’s movements, and if wind...

Frog and Mice ride Eastern brown snake to escape flood waters

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In case you didn’t know, parts of Ozzyland are f**ken flooded right now. Deadset, as I sit here staring out me window, the bloody cricket pitch I can usually see is hiding beneath a flooded river. School’s been cancel...

Iranian Hulk and World’s Scariest Man brawl during heated face-off

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Fight fans have been waiting a while for the talk to stop and for Martyn Ford, the world’s scariest man, and the Iranian Hulk, Sajad Gharibi, to finally stand face-to-face. Now, finally, the first meeting of the two m...

Aussie Rules star swims in floodwater and brilliantly overlays Michael Phelps commentary

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Here in Ozzyland, we bloody love a larrikin. Obviously, they’re always providing laughs – whether they mean to or not – but they’re just bloody good to have around. Even when times are a bit f**ken how ya goin, a good...

Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country suffers frozen penis in 50km race

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If there was one thing we’d never want to experience here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s a frozen d*ck. Yeah, nah, that just sounds f**ken horrible. If you agree, spare a thought for cross-country skier Remi Lindholm. In a...

How people are making big bucks by streaming their sleep to YouTube

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It doesn’t seem to matter how many interesting ways of making money online the human mind can come up with, there always seems to be more. In a world where you might think you’ve seen everything, content creators keep...

Student in US has limbs amputated after eating friend’s leftovers…

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If you’ve ever been a student, you’ve probably eaten leftovers. If you’ve ever been a student in shared accommodation, you’ve probably eaten someone else’s leftovers. While that’s a pretty normal thing to do, it f**ke...

Scientists reckon human wangs are the largest of all the great apes

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Let’s start this one bluntly. Contrary to popular opinion, a gorilla d*ck actually isn’t that impressive. Yeah, nah, according to scientists, gorillas are actually looking at us and going, ‘holy sh*t, those humans are...

Scientists discover giant croc with baby dinosaur still in its stomach

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It’s no secret that we love a bloody good crocodiliac story here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we’ve done heaps of ‘em in the past, and we’ll no doubt do heaps more. Still, we’ve gotta say that we don’t often get to...

Mutant “Superhuman” shows how people would need to look to survive car crashes

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All right, as you all know, the road can be a dangerous place. And, you know what, you don’t have to watch videos of the craziest Russian road accidents to know that s**t. Every day, people lose their lives in tragic ...

Chet Hanks reckons he “felt like a little f@*#en p*ssy rich kid” for having famous parents

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All right, you big legends, let’s kick the day of with some celebrity news. Sort of. Because, yeah, while this is about Tom Hanks, it’s also not about Tom Hanks if that makes sense. Basically, his son Chet has been ta...

Silver-medal-winning ice-skater competes using I Wanna Be Your Dog as her soundtrack…

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Look, we’re not gonna lie to you here, and you know that, but despite what you might think about our vast knowledge of the world, we’re pretty short on info when it comes to figure skating. Don’t get us wrong, we’ve s...

Date and location set for Ngannou Vs Tyson Fury

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The fight-fans amongst you will know that if there’s one thing the world loves to see it’s a crossover match that sees big names from different sports jumping in the ring and going at it like two cranky koalas fightin...

80-year-old rescued after lack of Wordle update alerted family to hostage situation

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If you’ve managed to avoid getting caught up in the Wordle craze, you probably don’t want us to explain it to you. Nevertheless, here we are. It’s a one play a day word game that’s become a huge online craze. As a res...

People are bloody loving the fact Jamaica is back in the bobsleigh at the Winter Olympics

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We’re not gonna lie, just like the rest of you, we f**ken loved hearing that Jamaica was fielding teams in the bobsleigh events at this year’s Winter Olympics. Deadset, if that s**t doesn’t give you warm fuzzies, you ...

Magic spike trick on morning TV show goes horribly wrong

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If magic was as easy as the experts make it appear, we’d all be pretty f**ken handy at it. Yeah, nah, deadset. If it was easy to learn the tricks of the trade and nail them every time, there’s no way we’d work desk jo...