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Seal-cam reveals squid escape predators by f@#*en dazzling them with light

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One animal that pretty much everyone knows is a f**ken marvel of evolution is the bloody squid. Deadset, we all know those clever b**tards can use ink and generate their own light, but scientists wanted to know whethe...

Bodybuilding nurse almost unrecognisable after 6 weeks on ventilator with Coronavirus

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If you’re the kind of internet user who frequents Instagram, there’s a decent chance you’ve heard of the Bearded Nurse. If you haven’t, the bloke’s a weightlifter known for being a bit of a staunch b*stard. And a nurs...

Dirt-bikers taken down by locals in dramatic citizens arrest

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Yeah, nah, we know some of you blokes and blokettes will be pretty f**ken keen on your dirtbikes, but you can’t deny that some young whippersnappers know exactly how piss off locals when they’re going for a spin. One ...

Legend Dad builds homemade cubby-house after seeing how expensive they are

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We’re pretty sure that by now, all the parents in the world know what it feels like to be well and truly in need of an outside activity for the kids. Deadset, when they’re cooped up inside, s**t can get pretty hectic....

Bloke drops iPhone with case down 100m staircase to see what happens

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If there’s one thing we pretty confidently say, it’s that bloody everyone loves a bit of consequence-free destruction. Yeah, nah, we’re not sure whether it’s just the thrill of doing something you ‘shouldn’t’, or whet...

Not even a global pandemic can stop the last blockbuster in the world

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By this point, it’s starting to look like the last Blockbuster in the world, in Bend, Oregon, is going to outlive us all. Deadset, despite the fact it’s now legit the last Blockbuster, this one just keeps finding ways...

Bloke asks if other dogs pewp as strangely as his, gets inundated with response

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You know we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, those little buggers are awesome. And, the best thing about them is that they’re awesome pretty much all the time. Note, though, that we didn’t say they ...

The first PS5 gameplay video has been released and it looks f@*#en mint

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With news having just dropped that the PS5 isn’t that far away, gamers everywhere are cracking big stiffies and getting a little bit moist at the thought of new and improved graphics and gameplay – not to mention a wh...

Tech-support boffins have shared their worst horror stories, bloody check these out

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If there’s one person every workplace needs, it’s bloody IT Support. Deadset, without those legends, life would be a lot harder. And although we tend to stereotype the crap out of them and whinge about their service, ...

8-year-old’s original song “I wonder what’s inside your butthole” is a f*@#en smash hit online

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Whether you’re a big fan of remixes or not, you really have to give credit to just how quickly cover artists can jump on an original masterpiece and produce something completely new. Just the other day, a young sheila...

Bloke’s ‘Aunt’ tried to scam him on messenger, then this bloody epic troll took place

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It’s been a little while since we had a text-message-exchange story for you, and while we know that they’ve gotta be taken with a pinch of salt, we have to say that we do enjoy the buggers. Yeah, nah, there’s just som...

These pics prove that the internet can identify just about anything

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Back in the day, we used to say that all the world’s knowledge was held in books. These days, though, we just tell ourselves that it’s all floating around the darkest recesses of the internet. We’re not sure exactly w...

These 13 people realized they dated celebs before they were famous, share evidence

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It’s not always the first thing that comes to mind when you think of celebs, but at some point before the illuminati indoctrinated them and turned them into huge stars they had to be normal people, right? Yeah, nah, i...

Elon Musk has revealed his newborns name and the internet has had a bloody field day

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Yeah, yeah, we know as well you do that famous people give their newborns completely bats**t names all the time. It’s not a new thing, and it’s certainly not going to stop anytime soon, but anyone who thought that Elo...

“World Naked Gardening Day” is a thing and we’ve got the bloody best bits here

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We’re gonna hazard a guess and say that there’s at least a few of you out there in the comments section who’ve got a ‘weird’ mate on Facebook who gets their gear off for something called ‘World Gardening Day’ every ye...