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Man rigs Maccas monopoly game for $32 million

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Bloody hell, this Mcstory has got all the ingredients necessary to make a McDonald’s themed sequel to Office Space. Did you hear about the cheeky inside con-job from the Maccas worker who handled the McDonald’s Monopo...

Worms frozen in permafrost for over 40,000 years brought back to life by scientists

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G’day ladies and gents, how ya doing today? If you’ve ever woken up after a really bloody long sleep and felt a bit groggy, spare a thought for two Russian nematodes revived by scientists in Moscow. They’ve been broug...

Nerdy kid beats the sh*t out of shirtless “tough guy”

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It’s that time again, blokes and blokettes. Grab your popcorn, grab your beverage, and settle the f**k down. It is fight night, and we’ve got two proper contenders for you in tonight’s edition of the show. In the firs...

Queen’s guard shoves the sh*t out of sheila in his way

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Making fun of the Queen’s Guard is pretty much a standard comedy routine. After all, they’re nice harmless cosplayers who are basically the human version of the traditional British phone box. They wear red, they’re st...

Pro gamer breaks up with worlds hottest weather girl…OR DOES HE?

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, you know we’re big fans of Mexican Weather and Yanet Garcia's meteorology qualifications. So it’s no surprise that when the news broke that her boyfriend, pro-gamer Doug Faze Censor, had rele...

Big F*ck Off Alligator casually strolls across golf course

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You know we bloody well love our crocodiliacs here in Ozzyland, and why wouldn’t we? We are, after all, home to some of the biggest and nastiest specimens on the planet. That’s not to say we’re the only ones though. T...

Appalling footage shows sea completely inundated with rubbish

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The world’s got a lot of problems. That’s not exactly a secret, but one problem that just won’t seem to go away is the problem of rubbish. Even though we’re all a bit smarter about rubbish than we used to be, there ar...

Woman with 6ft wide bum trying to put on more weight to break world record

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For an intro to this article, all you need to do is think about Sir Mix-A-Lot’s famous song, Baby Got Back. Then you need to wonder if the esteemed Sir Mix-A-Lot had limits, because Natasha Crown from Sweden might jus...

7 year old goes flying down the highway and burns off a massive truck

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Every now and then you’ll hear someone raising questions about the arbitrary limits we set on the age of consent, the legal age to drink, the legal age to drive, and the fair age to vote. Some people think things are ...

Student who walked 20 miles to his first day of work rewarded with new car by CEO

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Bugger me sideways, ladies and gents, but I sh*t you not; the kid in this story has displayed some f**ken hardcore resilience, dedication and commitment. I bet you he’s bloody stoked he did though. His new boss is so ...

Superhero Dad saves kids from being hit by car with lightning reflexes

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Holy f**king sh*tballs, Batman, the difference between life and the horrifying death of two tiny tots is about the width of a c**t-hair in this one. Check out the lucky-as-f**k save from the bloody superhero of a mech...

Legend bloke teaches himself to backflip in 6 hours

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Dedication. Determination. A growth mindset. All of these are needed to constantly improve, to make yourself the best you you can possibly be, to become the you you’ve always envisioned, to look back at your life when...

Monkey punches girl in the face at zoo after taunting him

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Animals don’t play by the rules of human society. They don’t need to wear pants, sh*t discreetly, or even restrain themselves from just f**ken smacking a toddler one if they feel like it. They’re animals. That’s proba...

Ten photos of people already living in 3018

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We all like to think the year 2018 is pretty bloody advanced. I mean we’ve got the technology to let cars drive themselves, instantly send dick pics across the time and space, and stream movies and music on tiny devic...

Man’s ass falls out after sitting on the toilet too long playing games on his phone

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In horrifying news straight out of China, a man playing phone games on the toilet has suffered a terrible, terrible injury… We all know there’s nothing quite so relieving, relaxing and reliable as an after-work sh*...