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Woman found with a loaded gun in her vagina at traffic stop

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Talk about having one in the chamber! A Missouri woman was found to be hiding a .380 calibre handgun in her meat-sheath during a traffic stop. Chuck here. Consider this your ridiculous euphemism warning. We’ll be t...

Dad who choked daughter’s bully describes the moment that sent him over the edge

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G’day blokes and blokettes, Chuck here again. How ya going? My missus is always telling me there’s nothing more annoying than someone smiling at you when you’re already pissed off and blowing ya top at them. It is,...

Man jailed after middle finger salute to speed camera

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G’day, Chuck here. Tell me, cobbers, what are your thoughts on speed cameras? Do you see a need for ‘em? Do you begrudgingly accept their existence? Do you outright hate the f**ken things enough to dedicate eight ...

20 year old bloke attacked by shark, bear and snake in three years

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I don’t know about you, but I’d consider any single attack from a deadly snake, big-ass bear or ravenous shark a pretty unfortunate event. If I experienced all three, I’d ask myself what sort of old school big game tr...

Tourists busted on camera doing the dirty during police raid on Thai swinger orgy

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Mate! Mate! Mate! Isn’t that a headline that just about has it all? Down below you’ll find a video containing a sh**load of tourists – including dozens from Pommyland – caught with their pants down after Thai police w...

The First “Super Blue Blood Moon” In Over 150 Years Is Happening Later This Month

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The night skies are pretty bloody spectacular.  Just a few weeks ago, we all sat out the front and watched meteors shoot across the sky and now, some of us (some of you) will witness the first super blue blood moon in...

Woman Killed From Flesh-Eating Bacteria After Eating 24 Raw Oysters

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If you’re a fan of raw seafood, you might want to check this one out: a Texas woman has died just three weeks after eating two dozen raw oysters as a result of a flesh-eating bacteria living inside the slimy little f*...

Spanish Prisoner Wakes Up In Body Bag After Being Declared Dead

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Bloody hell, this one’s a close call from Spain.  A prison inmate who failed to show up for morning roll call was declared dead by doctors only to wake up, like Jeff, in the nick of f***ing time.  Any longer and they’...

Aussie Bloke Returns To Car And Finds F*&ken Scary Note

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You know, it’s hardly ever good news to find a note left on your car. Whether it’s some filthy b*****d letting you know they’ve dinged it, some whinging b*****d having a whinge or some parking inspecting b*****d finin...

A 518 Million Year-Old Fossil Has Been Discovered, And It’s Weird As F*$k

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Crikey, blokes, have a look at this gorgeous little creature: at an estimated 518 million years old, it’s been described as ‘strange beyond measure’.  Considering it has a helmet head and a long cylindrical body, ...

Scientists Discover Human Items Inside Creatures From The Deepest Crevices Of The Sea

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Ah, flaming hell, ya drongoes.  This is no good.  It turns out that a proper scientific report has discovered that plastic pollution is so u-bloody-biquitous that even creatures from the deepest, darkest depths of the...

Story of Two Women Who Survived Five Months Lost at Sea

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In a breath-taking true story to rival Life of Pi, two women have been rescued by the US Navy after spending five months staving off sharks, enduring wild storms, eating long-life rice and throwing dog turds over the ...

Perfectly Timed Photo Captures The Moment A Frog Eats A Snake

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Bloody frogs. Have you ever stopped to think how terrifying they’d actually be if they were big enough to attack humans. They’ve got that leap, that dead-eyed stare and that sticky f***ing tongue that fires out like a...

Scientists Plan Cloning This Perfectly Preserved 50,000 Year Old Extinct Lion

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In a move that shows scientists have learned the square-root of dick from classic films like Jurassic Park, the discovery of an almost perfectly preserved cave lion cub has them frothing at the mouth.  The cheeky b...

Fake Cracking Effect On a 1200m High Glass Walkway is Mean As F%&k!

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Scaring dudes is bloody good fun isn’t it. It’s always a laugh and there are all sorts of pranks you can pull on people to the amusement of all. You can stick a whoopee cushion under their seat, wrap their entire offi...

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