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German circus uses holograms instead of live animals to combat animal cruelty

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You know, we’ve gotta be straight up with you on this one, but when we were younger, we bloody loved going to the circus and seeing the clowns, the trapeze and the animals. Of course, circuses have come in for a bit o...

This surfer has made $27 million after inventing salt shooting gun to kill flies

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You know, we reckon that every single one of us comes up with a f**ken tops idea from time to time. It’s just the nature of the beast. When there are so many crazy thoughts flitting through your noggin, you’ve eventua...

Aussie legend in underwear chases off home intruder with didgeridoo

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F**K YES, Australia, F**k yes! If there’s one thing we bloody love about this sunburnt country of ours, it’s the bloody determination of our everyday people to stick up for what’s theirs and give the big f**k you to a...

Tourist group instantly learn lesson after forgetting to lock car door on safari

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It seems like everywhere you go these days there are bloody safety directions. If you’re like us, you’ve probably looked at some of them and wondered just why the f**k we need some of the blatantly obvious directions ...

Jason Momoa goes viral calling out blokes who cut shark’s tail off for a joke

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We talk loads of s**t and laugh at loads of stuff we probably shouldn’t here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but even we’ve got standards. Matter of fact, one of the lines we draw is right around animal cruelty. There’s really n...

A bunch of mind boggling sh*t that looks completely like other sh*t

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As you’re probably aware, the world’s a bloody bewdiful place that’s choc-a-block with mysteries, puzzles and f**ken mind-benders. Amongst all that, we’re often forced to wonder exactly what something is – particularl...

Entitled charity worker fails to understand basic maths and loses $6000 worth of equipment

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If you think that being a good bloke can be pretty tiring, you oughtta try being a good bloke who has to work with stupid people. As Abs Delfuego, the owner of a small business that makes arcade machine cases, will te...

Bloke demands girlfriend takes dump in front of him to prove she isn’t cheating

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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful dickheads. Let’s talk about gender stereotypes. Despite some obvious physiological differences between the sexes, we all know that generally speaking stereotypes are a bad thing. And, to ...

The first pictures of the $A1.4 billion Star Wars attraction have emerged

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Bloody Star Wars is easily one of the most beloved film franchises in existence. Its biggest fans aren’t just bloody keen on it, they’re full on f**ken crazy about it, and, to be fair, even a casual fan of the movies ...

Battery experiment proves how f**ked your insides are if swallowed

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Rightio, mums and dads, it’s time for one of Ozzy Man Reviews' lessons in parenting. As you know, kids are pretty bloody stupid. Now, don’t get offended at that. It’s just a fact. Even a smart kid is pretty f**ken dum...

Navy pilots have been reporting UFO sightings on a ‘daily basis’

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F**ken UFOs are an interesting phenomenon if there ever was one. Some blokes and blokettes would swear blind that these bloody things are interplanetary visitors here to mutilate cows and probe anuses. Others reckon t...

Dirt biker misjudges the terrain and accidentally launches himself off a 40-foot cliff

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Homer Simpson’s epic double face-plant down a cliff-face is one of the iconic moments of 90s comedy. It’s one we’ve all seen f**ken dozens of times, and we’ve all bloody laughed at it. At the risk of sounding like Cap...

This bloke makes throwing and catching a boomerang look like a thing of beauty!

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We’re not gonna bulls**t you, we know that in many circles boomerangs are f**ken synonymous with Ozzyland. Our tourist shops are full of the c**ts, they feature pretty heavily in images showing the Ozzy stereotype and...

Blokes desperate to grow beards claim to have found a remedy for patchy face hair!

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It’s no secret; the blokes out there who can’t sprout a manly beard are fair dinkum inferior to those of us who can. Even science reckons those dudes aren’t as healthy or handsome as bearded f**kers, so it’s no surpri...

63-year-old millionaire proposes to 25-year-old reality star on red carpet at Cannes

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A lot is said about love these days. Some think it’s been cheapened by the ever-evolving nature of society. Some, though, they reckon it’s only been strengthened. Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re not exactly sure where...