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“I look like a f*@#ing Karen”: TikToker sobs after $300 haircut fail

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We’re pretty sure that by this stage of the game, you don’t need us to explain what exactly a ‘Karen’ is. Yeah, nah, these self-righteous and entitled women are renowned the world over. They want to speak to the manag...

Contractor sledgehammers construction and claims customer refuses to pay

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These bloody videos of tradies and builders smashing s**t up after the customer ‘refuses’ to pay seem to be pretty bloody popular at the moment, and that’s why we’re not surprised we’ve got another one for you here. A...

TV Presenter taken out and dragged to the ground by guide dog on live TV

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We like to think we are people of the people here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, that’s why we – like you – reckon dogs are f**ken awesome. Deadset, these intelligent and noble creatures can rescue people from avalanch...

US Bloke arrested for repeatedly calling cops to say he was “tired”

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If you’re anything like us, you probably remember being told as a kid that you should never call emergency services unless there’s a real emergency. You might also remember a very pissed-off fire-fighter scaring the s...

Nicole Ritchie accidentally sets her hair on fire while trying to blow out birthday candles

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When you think about it, birthday candles are an interesting way of decorating a cake. Not only do you have to pick off wax that gets in the wrong spot, but you also have to run the risk of the birthday bloke (or shei...

The moment a diver is confronted by a 7 metre anaconda

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As you probably know, Anacondas can get f**ken huge. Deadset, these girthy serpents are the reptilian masters of their underwater realm. That might be why they’ve developed a bit of a reputation as being man-eaters ov...

US Mum loses her s**t over school book with sexual details she “had to Google”

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If you ever actually read the books you were told to at school, you’ll know that not all of them are the sweet and cuddly kind that you might expect. Yeah, nah, the kinda literature doing the rounds in school curricul...

Teen gets USB cable stuck in urethra

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Let’s start this one with a f**ken trigger warning. It’s f**ked. You’ll know from the headline whether it’s your kinda read or not, so let’s get to it. A 15-year-old Pommy kid has ended up in hospital after a bedroom ...

Barber cuts hair while ‘fishing’ at the beach to flout lockdown laws

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As you’re no doubt aware, more than a few blokes and sheilas in lockdown-affected areas of the world are looking a bit bloody shaggy. Yeah, nah, there’s bloody plenty of dodgy home-cut mullets doing the rounds right n...

Macca’s Caramilk rumour leaves Aussies f@*#en frothin’

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Yeah, let’s face it, regardless of the health implications, we all love a bit of junk food. Deadset, there’s nothing quite as good as just throwing caution to the wind and chowing down on some sugary goodness. When th...

KFC drive-through bucket myth busted

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Every bloke and their blue heeler knows that KFC’s logo is a replica of the colonel’s famous bucket. Yeah, nah, it’s not exactly rocket-science, we know. It has, after all been a pretty heavy part of their marketing e...

‘The Mountain’ Hafthor Bjornsson reveals crazy body transformation

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When you think about the bloody Mountain from Game of Thrones (or the bloke who played him, Hafthor Bjornsson) you probably picture the physique the bloke’s known for. Obviously, there’s a reason for that. As a man kn...

‘World’s Loneliest Killer Whale’ filmed bashing head against enclosure as a result of stress

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Yeah, f**k, we’re gonna start this one off with a bit of a trigger warning. We know a lot of you f**kers out there in the comments section love animals as much as we do. As a result, this s**t will p**s you off. It ce...

Thousands watch terrifying cat moment

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Just a few days ago, we found ourselves talking about how f**ken good it is that fans are back in sporting stadiums across much of the world, and right now, after its death-defying dramatics, we reckon the cat in this...

Some f@*#en gems found on Quora

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As you probably know, the closing of Yahoo! Answers was a bit of a sad one for big fans of dumb questions. Fortunately, Quora is still carrying the flaming torch of stupidity into the future with its insistence on let...

Scammer gets trolled so badly, they beg the person to stop responding

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Yeah, look, we’ve got a bloody viral text exchange for you lot here again today, and as always, we’re just gonna roll with it. We all know that the truth behind them can be a little fluid, but at the end of the day, t...

Sacha Baron Cohen confirms the return of Ali G

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Yeah, look, we’re not really sure we need to introduce you big bloody bewdiful legends to Ali G, but we’re a goodhearted bunch and we reckon that maybe – just maybe – someone out there in the comments section isn’t qu...

Sheila becomes the true hero of the US Open when she chugs two beers and goes viral!

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Let’s be honest, if there’s one thing we’ve learned from sports in the era of Covid, it’s that it really is all about the fans. Don’t get us wrong; we’ve still seen some big events play out, but without the atmosphere...

The moment a terrified TV presenter was held at gunpoint and asked to debate with Taliban soldiers

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If you know your s**t and have a passing interest in the media, you might well be aware of a famous quote from Hiram Johnson. If not, he once said that ‘The first casualty, when war comes, is the truth.’ We reckon tha...

Video shows smoke pouring from Alligator after eating a drone

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It’s pretty well-documented that crocodiles and alligators are not to be f**ked with, but did you know that you should also be really f**ken careful when trying to take clever drone-photos of ‘em? Yeah, nah, us neithe...