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Sheila grows her leg-hair out and her BF’s not a fan – now the Internet is divided
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Say what you will about changing perceptions and cultural norms evolving, but there are some things that are still up for debate. Like female leg-hair. Now, it’s not our place to say whether a sheila should grow her l...
This woman’s cat is so big, people mistake it for a dog!
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Like most people on the internet, we bloody love cats. Don’t get us wrong, we know they’re cheeky c**nts, but that’s the best part of their appeal. We reckon you lot agree too. That’s why, when we saw this one, we tho...
KFC slammed by Chinese authorities for ‘arousing panic buying’
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If you’ve been to the supermarket lately, you might have noticed that the shelves are pretty f**ken bare. A lot of the blame for that can be split between panic buyers and supply chain shortages. As a result, Chinese ...
NASA discovers signs of past life on Mars
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Ever since we were little whippersnappers no taller than a wallaby’s wanger people have been saying that if life existed anywhere outside of earth, it probably existed on Mars. Yeah, nah, we don’t know if Uncle Bruce ...
Indonesian student has made a million bucks by uploading NFT selfies as a joke
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We’ve no doubt you’ve all had a laugh at the idea of NFTs, but one thing we can’t deny is that people are out there spending money on them. Yeah, nah, it’s true. Just ask Sultan Gustaf Al Ghozali, a 22-yr-old Indonesi...
Scientists have taught goldfish to f#*@en drive
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Human ingenuity. Yeah, nah, human ingenuity is pretty f**ken special – and not just for us. Fair dinkum, we are good bloody Samaritans sharing our technological prowess with all creatures great and small. Here’s why: ...
Sheila with two vaginas reckons she uses one for work and one for personal pleasure
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Vaginas. Whether you call ‘em by their proper name or you refer to them as pussies, gashes or even wizard’s sleeves, you’ll know that most sheilas only have one of ‘em. Note, though, that we say ‘most’. Apparently, th...
This bloke raised a cute piglet on YouTube and then he shared his dinner
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Most of us are all too aware of the fact that meat comes from animals. Yeah, nah, there’s a food chain, there’s a need to eat, and there’s a barbecue. After that, the maths becomes pretty simple. Still, there are ways...
Bloke shares what being the only passenger on an international flight is really like
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If you’ve ever flown on a crowded plane, you’ve probably wished for more space. S**t, you’ve probably wished for an empty plane. Imagine it: no crying babies, no stinky passengers, no squashy seats, it’d be f**ken bli...
Bloke gets his stolen car back – documents the s**t the thieves left inside
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We all know that having your s**t stolen is not fun. Yeah, nah, it’s a real punt in the c**t and we wouldn’t wish it on anyone. That said, sometimes, you’ve just gotta look at your silver linings. One bloke who defini...
2,000 year old skull provides evidence ancient cultures used advanced surgery
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When it comes to skull fractures and medicine, you can be forgiven for thinking that complex surgeries are a completely modern invention. After all, it’s widely accepted that any significant injury meant death when we...
Kid deliberately waters his Stepdad’s plants with bleach, family trip is cancelled in response
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You’ve probably heard us talk about pranks on here before. That’s because in the age of the internet, they can be a great way to get clicks on your videos when you don’t have other creative means of generating content...
Axe-wielding bloke chases and rams vehicle in Aussie car chase
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One thing we’ve no doubt you’ve heard us say on multiple occasions, is that you just can’t get away with anything thanks to the ubiquitous presence of cameras these days. On the flip side of that, though, cameras do o...
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly drank each other’s blood after getting engaged
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We often say this here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but we’re not here to judge anyone. Yeah, nah, we’re not here to shame either. We like to give everyone a fair go. Having said that, we sometimes come across headlines that ...
Mexican Cartel uses drone to drop bombs on rival camp
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We all know that the s**t the Mexican cartels get up to is pretty f**ken monstrous. Yeah, those guys are fair dinkum not here to f**k spiders. Now, footage has been released showing a cartel drone dropping bombs on a ...
Elon Musk’s traffic-solving tunnels are causing f#@*en traffic jams
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Elon Musk tends to come up on these pages a fair bit. That’s probably because he just can’t keep himself out of the very fabric of the internet. Yeah, nah, the guy’s like cat videos at this point: he’s the gift that k...
Scientists have figured out the maximum age a human body can reach
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Over the years, there’s been a lot of thought put into the concept of age and just how long a human can live in ideal circumstances. Yeah, nah, it’s no secret that mortality is probably the most singular universal the...
Burglars reveal their eye-opening secrets – and tell you where not to hide your valuables
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We reckon that pretty much all of us has thought about where we should stash our valuables when we leave the house. The reason for that is obvious: we don’t want them stolen. Of course, in the eternal battle of good v...
US bloke receives first pig-human heart transplant
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We all know that your heart is the most important part of your body. That’s why, when it goes wrong, that s**t can be f**ken scary. Fortunately, we live in a world that can handle that s**t. Yeah, nah, deadset, these ...
Sheila claims she is kid who went missing twenty-years ago
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Back in 2000, a young sheila named Brittany Williams went missing from a foster home. One morning, after leaving for school, she never arrived there and was, until now, thought never to have been seen again. Making th...
