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What happens when you decide not to pay the bloke with machinery

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You know, it seems like no matter how many videos of pissed-off tradies smashing up their work after not getting paid go viral, some people will never learn. Yeah, nah, it’s not even like it’s a surprise anymore. Stil...

In scientific first, brain implant translates paralysed bloke’s thoughts into speech

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Sometimes you’ve just gotta look at a piece of news and say ‘Holy s**tballs tittyf**k!’ Yeah, nah, we’re standing by it because this is one of those stories. Deadset, scientists have gone and used bloody technology to...

Landslide wreaks havoc in the Himalayas

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One of the things we often find ourselves saying here on this website is that the forces of nature are not to be f**ked with. Yeah, nah, whether it’s a mountain of flame, a raging sea, a gale-force wind or a f**ken la...

Rival gangs of f#@*en monkeys are fighting on the streets of Thailand again!

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We’re gonna hazard a guess here and say that you might just remember a little article we ran last year about the street-fighting monkeys in Thailand. If you don’t, we’ll refresh your memory: the monkeys – usually well...

New York’s $200 french fries are the most expensive on earth – and offer an ‘escape’ from reality

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Yeah, the days of feeding your family with a couple of bucks worth of chips from the local fish shop are so far in the past now, that you don’t really bat an eyelid at forking out a decent wedge of cash for chips, but...

Two rare white orcas spotted off the coast of Japan

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Funnily enough, despite all the awesome f**ken critters we tend to cover here on Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s just occurred to us that we haven’t really spent too much time covering one of the coolest of them all – the f**k...

Sheila finds “proof” that birds are battery-powered drones

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As you know all too well, the world takes all bloody types, and as long as you’re not hurting anyone, we’re happy to go along with that here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we might still think you’re a silly...

People are demanding that the 2032 Olympic mascot is Brisbane’s bin-chicken, the Ibis!

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Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards, we’ve been pretty quiet about it, but we’re pretty f**ken stoked that Australia’s just secured its third Olympic games. Yeah, nah, as you probably heard, they’re going to be h...

Teen sheila slapped in the face by a seagull on 120-km/hr Sling Shot ride

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Lately, there’s been a bit of talk around the Ozzy Man offices that a fairground video is in order. Well, this latest story is gonna do sweet f**k-all to dispel that notion. Fortunately, no one’s been hurt, but you ca...

GoT fans desperately try to decipher blurry page from ‘The Winds of Winter’

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As you know, the world of Game of Thrones (and we’re not talking about Westeros here) is divided into two kinds of people: book wankers and television show wankers. Of course, neither is having a great deal of fun at ...

TikToker captures the moment a shark charges oblivious swimmer

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Rightio, much has been said about sharks, and we’re probably responsible for a f**ken tonne of it. Yeah, we’ll wear it, we feature sharks a lot on this site, but that’s only because we have several keen interests here...

42 year old bloke sleeps for 300 days a year due to rare condition

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F**ken sleep! For some people it’s an elusive bigger that never seems to come when they need it. For others, it’s a pain in the arse that stops them being productive. Finally, for some people, it’s just that thing you...

New Bigfoot sighting leaves experts baffled!

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F**ken Bigfoot! Deadset, it seems like it’s been ages since we’ve seen a good (or at least entertaining) claim about Bigfoot, but fresh footage out of Michigan in the United States reportedly shows old mate going abou...

Japanese bloke is renting himself and offering ‘nothing in particular’!

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Now, don’t get us wrong here, we bloody love our jobs at Ozzy Man Reviews, and we’re sure you big bloody bewdiful b**tards love your jobs too, and even though we’re pretty sure that plenty of you go to work and get aw...

Bloke roasted for ridiculous Tinder profile

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If you’ve been on the internet for a while, you’ve probably seen some pretty f**ken memeable Tinder profiles in your lifetime. Yeah, nah, while we’re not here to s**t on Tinder and the people who use it, we are going ...