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Sheila sells her farts for $1000 bucks a jar!

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When it comes to ripping farts, we’ve always thought the old adage that more than two sniffs was greedy was more than fair. After all, most of us don’t even want one sniff of someone else’s brand. Still, the world tak...

What it’s like to grow up in the coldest place on Earth!

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We’re not gonna lie to you, the truth is that Australia has some pretty f**ken cold locales, but for the most part, us Australians are known for enjoying a warm climate. Yeah, nah, in Summer, the humidity means you sp...

Girlfriend left shocked by boyfriend’s dump towel

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We know this is always a bit of a contentious statement, but we reckon there are some things in a relationship that should remain private. Yeah, nah, there’s no way that everyone needs to hear your dirty laundry. Stil...

Epic road-rage incident sees fiery men resorting to swords and guns

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We’ll be honest, we’re not big road-ragers. Deadset, we’re not. We reckon it’s a bit of a waste of anger. Also, when you’re dealing with the kinda hotheads who like to fight people over a forgotten indicator or a brok...

Scientists have discovered a f#*@en skinless shark

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We all know that the depths of the ocean house a million weird and wonderful creatures. Some of these, according to scientists, are yet to be discovered. Some of them, are f**ked-up variations of creatures that are al...

Grandma accidentally invited young bloke to thanksgiving in 2016, now an annual ritual

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One of the greatest things about life is that it’s full of stories about finding friendship in unexpected places. Deadset, we’ve all been to places where we never expected to meet anyone, let alone a lifelong friend, ...

Wildlife Wombat Gates enable them to film loads of Aussie animals – check the footage!

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All right, We’re not gonna lie, due to the nature of our site, we often spend a lot of time talking about the Ozzy animals that can f**k you up, and sometimes, sometimes, that means we neglect the cuter critters. Yeah...

Tyson Fury’s lightning fast hand-speed has fans in awe

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Yeah, nah, we all know that Tyson Fury’s a bit of a f**ken animal when it comes to the pugilistic arts, but for some reason, even his fans seem to be constantly in awe at the man’s skills. For a case in point, check o...

Steve Irwin’s eerie ‘farewell’ speech to his crew before fatal attack

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As you know, here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we are long-time fans of Steve ‘bloody legend’ Irwin. Yeah, nah, straight-up, like most Aussies, we reckon the guy is a deadset hero and we still love him to bits. That’s why we ...

World reacts to fan’s “disgusting” live TV attack on WWE favourite

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Whether you love wrestling or hate it, you’ll know that one of the criticisms it often cops is that it’s just so scripted. And, you know what, there probably aren’t too many people who’ll argue that point. Yeah, nah, ...

Wedding photographer shares signs a couple’s marriage won’t last

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Bloody marriage is an interesting thing. It’s a way for people to commit themselves to each other for the rest of their lives and share all of life’s moments together. Now, you don’t need us to tell you that f**ken he...

New UK Law will protect the feelings of Octopuses, crabs, and lobsters!

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If you’ve been reading this site for a while, you’ll know that octopuses are pretty bloody mintox creatures with a whole range of problem-solving skills, awesome adaptations, and the capacity to feel pain and stress. ...

Sheila arrested after throwing soup in restaurant employee’s face!

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Some people are just f**ken full-on off-tap. Fair dinkum. One minute someone might be mildly annoyed about their soup being too f**ken hot and the next a switch might have flipped in their head and they might have thr...

Instagram playboy Dan Bilzerian’s memoir delayed over “offensive content”

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In this day and age, it’s probably fair to say there aren’t too many boundaries when it comes to our entertainment media. Yeah, nah, whether you want extreme sexual content, extreme violence, or extremely over-the-top...

People are freaking out after hearing Salt Bae speak

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If you’re kicking around on the internet, we’re gonna assume you know exactly who Salt Bae is. If you don’t, it’s kinda hard to know where to start, but we’re just gonna say he’s the bloke from the salt memes who’s al...

‘Scorpion storms’ in Egypt have hospitalised over 500 people

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We don’t talk about scorpions here much on this website. Yeah, nah, of all the potentially dangerous little – and large – creatures that we focus on here, we just seem to overlook the buggers. Today, though, that’s go...

Smithers finally finds love in landmark gay romance Simpsons episode

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Anyone who’s ever watched The Simpsons, along with plenty of people who never have, will know that Waylon Smithers, Mr Burns long-suffering assistant is gay. Yeah, nah, that’s not been a secret for a long time, but un...

Reddit Legend explains how they got paid & promoted for doing NOTHING for 5 years

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We’ve said this before, but work is a bloody funny thing. Deadset, you might well love it, you might well enjoy working with the people there, and you certainly might enjoy the money you earn while you’re there, but i...

Bloke goes full GTA-mode in what surely is the wildest car-chase ever filmed

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Everyone knows that a properly good video game is just practice for the real world. After all, who can’t say they’re not fair dinkum ready for the zombie apocalypse thank to first-person shooters? Who can’t say they d...

TikToker says she lets husband sleep with her Mum and Sister

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Look, you know we’re not into kink-shaming here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but even we’ve gotta perk our ears up from time to time and wonder if we’re hearing s**t correctly. This is one of those stories. Yeah, nah, the she...