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Dude wakes up from a night on the sauce to discover his package chopped off!

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We’ve all heard of drunken horror stories. S**t, we’ve featured more than a few on here. The act of waking up after a night on the bloody sauce to discover something unsavoury has happened is a common ailment of the y...

Bloke finds out the hard way you don’t want to snoop through old pics on your GFs phone

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Anyone with any sense of common decency knows that you don’t bloody well swipe through someone else’s photo gallery. It’s just not the done thing, and if you do go ahead and do it, whether it’s an ‘accident’ or not, y...

“Wild Charles” almost loses an appendage “exercising” a giant Alligator

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We all know that you should never smile with a bloody crocodile, but in our rush to talk about the big bloody salties we have over here in the land of Oz, we sometimes forget just how f**ken mean a full-grown American...

There’s a f***en secret ingredient hiding in aluminium cans

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You know, we’ve talked before about the fact we take a lot of s**t in life for granted, and we stand by that here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Seriously, we rarely even bother to consider how s**t works or what feats of engin...

Cafe creates the impossible “Gutbuster” breakfast challenge

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We know that more than a few of you out there in the comments section would love to have a stab at a few competitive eating challenges, and we commend you for that. We reckon we’d go all right in a few of ‘em too. Of ...

An AI company has built a fake Joe Rogan that has to be heard to be believed

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By now, all of us should be well and truly aware that we live in a horrifying Sci-Fi dystopia. But judging by this recent bit of news, we’ve probably all pictured just how AI might end up shafting us all wrong. Yeah, ...

MMA Fighter who was knocked out cold has shared his horrific post-fight x-ray

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F**ken MMA is not a sport for the fainthearted, the pissweak or the sooky-lalas among us. Deadset, it’s about as brutal as sports come, and if you cared for a bunch of old-school gladiator metaphors we could whack ‘em...

These pics are a perfect example of how different Instagram vs reality is

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We all know that pretty much anything released about celebrities, personalities and ‘influencers’ that’s within their own ken to control is usually a load of Photoshopped and doctored bulls**t. It’s nothing new. Peopl...

Two blokes caught red handed keying Tesla Model 3 thanks to sentry mode

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Over time, Tesla cars are becoming more and more common, and perhaps more than any other make of vehicle, they seem to be in the news quite a lot. Whether that’s because of clever marketing or because there really is ...

Survivors of murder attempts due to ‘dumb luck’ have shared their stories

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Ya know, every now and then we like to throw a curveball into our usual collection of articles about animal attacks, epic feats of awesomeness and crazy Russians and hit you with something a little more real. One of o...

F**ken Huge Humpback Whale Gets Some Airtime Right Behind Fishing Boat!

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You can usually count on seeing a fair few members of the various phyla, suborder and species of the animal kingdom here on Ozzy Man Reviews at any given time, but we’d be lying if we said we didn’t have our favourite...

Big legend of a bloke downs huge icy cold sprite like it’s nothing

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The internet has given us some marvellous things. It really has. It’s also opened the door to all sorts of strange fascinations and kinks. And, nah, yeah, nah, there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s just that sometimes...

Swiss company launches new VIP gold class cinema that looks f***en mint

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We dunno about you blokes, but in our old age, we know that there’s only one thing that can possibly happen when we lie down to watch a movie. Deadset, give it five minutes and the snoring begins. Still, for some peop...

Sheila loses s**t at random girl because her boyfriend kept liking her photos

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The internet is bloody grouse. Obviously, it connects families, delivers us awesome content with a few swipes of our fingers, and lets us access all the information in the known world, but it’s so much more than that....

Bloke pranks girlfriend with new Snapchat filter, instantly regrets it

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Speaking solely to the blokes here, we’re probably as aware as you fellas are that pulling your sheila’s leg is a pretty risky business. Sure, it can be pretty funny, but unless you like living on the edge, it’s not t...