Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly drank each other’s blood after getting engaged

Credit: Instagram/Megan Fox

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly drank each other’s blood after getting engaged

We often say this here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but we’re not here to judge anyone. Yeah, nah, we’re not here to shame either. We like to give everyone a fair go. Having said that, we sometimes come across headlines that make us go, ‘Rightio then.’ This is one of them, we’re not gonna lie. Anyway, Megan Fox and MGK are engaged, and according to Fox, they drank each other’s blood after the proposal.

All right, yeah, let’s do this s**t. If you’re anything like us, you see pop culture celebrity news and you long for the days when things were simple. You know, the days when celebs could just be ‘normal’ without needing to do the kinda s**t that would’ve gotten Marilyn Manson or Alice Cooper pilloried back in the day.

Credit: Instagram/Megan Fox

Still, this is the world we live in. Yeah, nah, it’s a world where mainstream popstars are drinking each other’s blood and otherwise trying to do the most bizarre s**t they can in the interest of social media shares, retweets, and news headlines. This time, it’s worked, so let’s see what Megan Fox has to say about her engagement to MGK.

In an Instagram post showing a carefully staged video of the proposal, she writes, “We asked for magic. We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time. Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma. Somehow a year and a half later, having walked through hell together, and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him.”

Credit: Instagram/Megan Fox

Fair dinkum, there’s an awful lot to unpack here. An awful lot. We’re gonna leave that up to you and share what Fox said next instead: “And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes. …and then we drank each other’s blood.”

Yeah, nah, a lot to unpack.

Don’t get us wrong. We’re all about romance and love and bringing a little joy to the world, but are we getting cynical or is this the most overly saccharine teenage poetry you ever read?

Credit: Instagram/Megan Fox

Let us know.

Final thought: Look, maybe we’re jaded. Maybe we should just be happy for them. Maybe we shouldn’t share this kinda story. Nevertheless, here we are. Have your say on the whole thing in the Facebook comments section. See you there, you legends.

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