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New York Times accidentally publishes story about watermelons on Mars

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Yeah, nah, get your tinfoil hats on, folks, because there’s some serious s**t going down right now. In a total blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment of complete f**kery at the New York Times, a pretty f**ken suspicious arti...

Big F#%K Off Mexican sinkhole forces family out of new house

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One of the natural disasters we tend to overlook here at Ozzy Man Reviews is the bloody sinkhole. Yeah, nah, these sneaky f**kers can cause massive damage and harm, but for some reason, they don’t seem to get the atte...

Locals in this small Aussie town are creeped out by this mysterious doll

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Bloody everyone knows full-well that you don’t f**k with creepy little dolls. Yeah, nah, deadset, unless they’re where they bloody belong – in a toy pram or on the shelves of a toy store – dolls are scary as f**k. So,...

Teen spent six years digging underground home in backyard after fight with parents

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Forgive us for reminiscing here, but do you remember what it was like to be a pissed-off teenager after a fight with your olds? We don’t know about you guys, but we remember more than a few times when we packed our ba...

Loose bat on Air India flight forces it to turn around mid-flight

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Yeah, nah, nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah, bats, man, they’re bloody cheeky little buggers at the best of times, but no matter how much they’ve made the news lately (rightly or wrongly), it’s a bit of a surprise to see one h...

Some of the best f@*#en online shopping fails

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There’s no bloody doubt that we’re relying on internet shopping more and more every day. The ease and convenience of buying whatever the f**k you want with just a few clicks and keystrokes is just irresistible for mos...

TikTok bans video containing “rude” Kmart toy

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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards. How you going? Hopefully you’re doing a bit better than bloody TikTok at the moment. Yeah, nah, turns out those prudes have gone and banned a video because it features an eggpla...

If a cat is dropped upside down at near-zero gravity, will it fall on its feet?

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When it comes to the really f**ken big questions, there are a few that are real brain-busters. Chief among them is whether or not cats can land on their feet in zero gravity? Yeah, nah, don’t pretend you haven’t wonde...

Some f*@#en ripper hair cuts!

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For many of us, there’s nothing in life quite as f**ken shameful as a bad haircut. Don’t get us wrong, we know it’s shallow and we know that we shouldn’t worry so much what other people think, but pretty much everyone...

Police release footage of bloke making slow get-away in lawnmower theft

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We know that when it comes to joyrides, bloody Hollywood has created a bit of a stereotype about the way they look, but a recent video released here by coppers from Cairns in Queensland flies in the face of all that. ...

Tiger strolls streets of Houston – leads to hectic confrontation

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Some people reckon that normal pets like cats, dogs, and goldfish just don’t cut the mustard. Yeah, nah, these thrill-seekers reckon an animal doesn’t make a good pet unless it can rip your f**ken face off. These kind...

Kiwi bloke paints penises over potholes to get them filled in faster

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If there’s anything comic-book movies have taught us, it’s that the great and gallant works of society’s biggest heroes aren’t always welcomed by the authorities. Yeah, nah, J Jonah makes Spidey’s life a misery, and e...

Awesome footage shows UK Marine f@*#en jetpack onto ship

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It goes without saying that guns are bad, violence is abhorrent, and war sucks, but we’d also be liars if we didn’t say that this footage of a pommy marine using a jetpack to board a ship and whip out his gun isn’t f*...

Russian bloke trapped on Chinese reality TV show finally voted out after three months

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As you know, we bloody love a strange story here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and in a way, this one might just be one of the strangest we’ve come across. Don’t get us wrong, it’s not out there in a hugely bizarre way, but th...

S**t escalates quickly when bobcat attacks gun-lovin’ American!

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We say this all the bloody time, but if there’s one reason the internet—and the proliferation of video camera footage—is bloody tops, it’s the fact it captures all the eccentricities of life for everyone to see. Deads...