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Video appears to show bloke’s heart literally beating out of his bloody chest

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon it’s fair to say that most blokes would definitely dread the prospect of being kicked in the nuts. By the same token, most of you would dread having a heart attack too. That’s kinda...

This old bloke shook a painter from his ladder while 30ft in the air

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We all know it’s bad luck to go under a ladder. Seriously, when you see one on the high street, you avoid going under it at all costs. Typically, that means you go around it, but if you’re a cranky old bugger in a whe...

Parts of Australia look like a deadset hellscape as bushfires roar across the Country

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Yeah, it’s no secret that the fires here in Ozzyland are pretty f**ken bad right now. We’ve talked about it a fair bit, and so have plenty of other places, but it seems that no matter how much you hear, every new visu...

Someone has been putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas

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Any Ozzy worth their salt will tell you that sun safety’s a pretty f**ken important part of life. Apparently, though, were not the only ones behind that message. Yeah, nah, it appears there’s a faction in Las Vegas th...

Bloke ‘outraged’ after finding swear word printed on his KFC gravy

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As you know, here in Ozzyland, we bloody love a good swear. Honestly, when you see your mate at work, the first thing you might do is call him a d**khead or a big f**kwit or a bloody wanker. It really is, quite litera...

This local fisherman went viral after discovering a $20 note inside fish

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We’re pretty sure that plenty of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are keen as mustard when it comes to fishing. We’re betting you’ve got secret spots, lucky charms and even a few tall tales, ...

‘Starving artist’ plucks $120,000 banana from Art Basel gallery and eats it

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We’re gonna have to be honest with you here. We’re not exactly art aficionados here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we know we can look at something and decide whether we like it or not, but when it comes to ...

You can now buy Avatar and Total Recall inspired adult robots

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In a move that’s probably a surprise to no one, it seems like the nerdlingers and sci-fi junkies have been among the first to really grasp the idea of the much vaunted "adult" bot. In saying that, we don’t mean to ste...

Doctors replace bloke’s lopped-off thumb with his toe!

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We all know that opposable thumbs are what separate us from the monkeys. Deadset, if you lose a thumb, you’re bloody buggered. Fortunately, doctors have a pretty handy solution for this problem. As Aiden Adkins from M...

Some bloody clever Doctors have discovered way bring dead heart back to life

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Our typical understanding of life and death usually centres around ideas like ‘dead is dead’, ‘there ain’t no coming back, man’ or ‘sometimes dead is better’, but in a massive kick to the balls of pop-culture clichés,...

Bloke has eel removed from ‘nether regions’ after prank goes wrong

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Yeah, look, we’re gonna let this be known. This one’s pretty gross, so if you’re squeamish, consider yourself warned. So, if you’re anything like us, you hear the phrase ‘you’ll not believe where this was found’ and y...

GoPro catches moment shark knocks 7-year-old boy from his surfboard

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’ve got a lot of respect for the surfers out there. You blokes and sheilas have got balls of steel and lips of iron. Deadset, you hit up the water on even the coldest days, but that’s not a...

This sheila flipped out after her butt implants rotated inside her

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We’re gonna go out on a limb and guess that there are more than a few ass-men and ass-women in the comments section of this fine site. After all, it’s not exactly like people the world over don’t love a nice ass. Whic...

This Comedian asked for audience participation, he wasn’t ready for the response

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There’s something about watching a comedian perform audience work in a live gig that’s just special. We reckon a big reason for that is the total unpredictability of it. One minute, everything might be going completel...

Bloke falls to Destination F**ked after married woman’s husband came home

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If you’re the kind of bloke who’s going to get it off with someone else’s wife, you kind of have to be prepared for bad things to happen. Don’t get us wrong, we get it, and sometimes the heart wants what the heart wan...