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Sheila takes her Mum clubbing after wishing she could relive her youth

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For some people, the idea of going clubbing with your parents is bloody abhorrent. Yeah, nah, for some people that s**t sounds terrible. It sounds like their worst nightmare. It sounds like a living hell. And then the...

Sheila horrified after date accidentally sent her text meant for mate

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We all know that the world of internet dating is a pretty f**ken sketchy one. Yeah, nah, it doesn’t really come as a surprise when dodgy s**t goes down on it, but you still have to spare a thought for the innocent vic...

Sheila has to tell her late husband’s mistress that he’s kicked the bucket

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It’s always good to remember that you should always treat your loved ones with the care and respect you want them to remember you by. After all, you never know when someone’s time is up, and it’d be pretty f**ken awkw...

Bloke builds his own working X-Ray machine after receiving huge f**ken bill!

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Clever b**tards. Let’s be honest, we all know at least one or two of these legends, and while they might sometimes drive us crazy with their big words, we’ve gotta be honest. They show us that anything’s possible, and...

This optical illusion confirms whether you’re an optimist or pessimist

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Back in the day, humans used to see omens, portents, and symbols in f**ken everything. Deadset, ill-winds, waning moons, a strange birthmark, it didn’t matter what it was, someone out there would see deep meaning in i...

Hectic news report captures live crash while reporting on ‘dangerous’ intersection

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These days, there’s a lot of talk about fake news. Yeah, nah, plenty of people reckon that unless they see the s**t live for themselves, they just aren’t going to believe a word of what television news reporters say. ...

NFT collector mistakenly sells $1 million drawing of rock for “nothing”

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Whether you like NFTs or not, you can’t deny that some people are making big money on them. Yeah, nah, it’s true, it’s true. While some folks claim that they’re bad for the environment, that they’re a scam, and that t...

Sheila’s ‘UTI’ was actually glass tumbler lodged in bladder for 4 years

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As you know, we never kink-shame here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We reckon that you’ve just gotta do you. And sometimes, people take that s**t seriously, which is all good by us. But, we will say that if you are gonna do so...

Photo showing Russian soldiers allegedly trapped in elevator by Ukrainian civilians

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As you know, the Russian invasion of Ukraine has been the big news lately. In fact, it’s been such big news, that it’s the first war to be given the tag of ‘the TikTok war’. It’s kinda obvious why this has happened, b...

Ukrainians defuse Russian bomb with bottle of water and their bare hands

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If one thing has become abundantly clear in recent weeks, it’s that some of the things the Ukrainian citizens have been doing in the wake of the Russian invasion and occupation reveal that they have massive f**ken bal...

Google Street View pics catch Aussie couple having a quick shag on the side of the road

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If you’ve ever travelled long distance on Aussie highways, you’ll know that they can be really f**ken long, really f**ken straight, and really f**ken boring. Of course, there’s a tonne of ways to deal with the boredom...

The Iranian Hulk has a new challenger: The Brazilian Hulk!

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All right, look, we know we’ve talked about some of these social media fights being all about the gimmick, but if you thought the Iranian Hulk was getting himself into too much bloody drama with Martyn Ford, he’s not ...

Little Ukrainian lass leaves bomb shelter occupants in tears with rendition of “Let It Go”

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For all the talk of tanks and bombs and guns and refugees, it’s really easy to overlook the kids who’ve been caught up in the war in Ukraine. Don’t get us wrong, we know that’s a s**t sentiment, but perhaps the footag...

False Widow spider discovered killing and eating bats for the first time

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Bloody evolution’s an interesting thing. Yeah, nah, once you move away from all the talk about our ancestors and how life on earth changes and you start looking at the small and incremental things that might mark the ...

Bloke jet skis in flooded Brissie carpark

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By now, you’ve probably heard of the floods sweeping across the east coast of Australia, even if it is only on account of the various posts we’ve shared. Obviously, the whole thing’s been a massive s**t sandwich for e...

Giant bear named Hank the Tank breaks into 28 homes to steal pizza

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If there’s one thing we love here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s bloody pizza. Deadset, that s**t is the food of the gods. Of course, humans aren’t the only ones who know that. Apparently, in California, a bear has figured...

Frog and Mice ride Eastern brown snake to escape flood waters

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In case you didn’t know, parts of Ozzyland are f**ken flooded right now. Deadset, as I sit here staring out me window, the bloody cricket pitch I can usually see is hiding beneath a flooded river. School’s been cancel...

Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country suffers frozen penis in 50km race

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If there was one thing we’d never want to experience here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s a frozen d*ck. Yeah, nah, that just sounds f**ken horrible. If you agree, spare a thought for cross-country skier Remi Lindholm. In a...

How people are making big bucks by streaming their sleep to YouTube

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It doesn’t seem to matter how many interesting ways of making money online the human mind can come up with, there always seems to be more. In a world where you might think you’ve seen everything, content creators keep...

Student in US has limbs amputated after eating friend’s leftovers…

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If you’ve ever been a student, you’ve probably eaten leftovers. If you’ve ever been a student in shared accommodation, you’ve probably eaten someone else’s leftovers. While that’s a pretty normal thing to do, it f**ke...