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Scientists reckon human wangs are the largest of all the great apes

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Let’s start this one bluntly. Contrary to popular opinion, a gorilla d*ck actually isn’t that impressive. Yeah, nah, according to scientists, gorillas are actually looking at us and going, ‘holy sh*t, those humans are...

Scientists discover giant croc with baby dinosaur still in its stomach

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It’s no secret that we love a bloody good crocodiliac story here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we’ve done heaps of ‘em in the past, and we’ll no doubt do heaps more. Still, we’ve gotta say that we don’t often get to...

Mutant “Superhuman” shows how people would need to look to survive car crashes

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All right, as you all know, the road can be a dangerous place. And, you know what, you don’t have to watch videos of the craziest Russian road accidents to know that s**t. Every day, people lose their lives in tragic ...

Chet Hanks reckons he “felt like a little f@*#en p*ssy rich kid” for having famous parents

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All right, you big legends, let’s kick the day of with some celebrity news. Sort of. Because, yeah, while this is about Tom Hanks, it’s also not about Tom Hanks if that makes sense. Basically, his son Chet has been ta...

80-year-old rescued after lack of Wordle update alerted family to hostage situation

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If you’ve managed to avoid getting caught up in the Wordle craze, you probably don’t want us to explain it to you. Nevertheless, here we are. It’s a one play a day word game that’s become a huge online craze. As a res...

Magic spike trick on morning TV show goes horribly wrong

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If magic was as easy as the experts make it appear, we’d all be pretty f**ken handy at it. Yeah, nah, deadset. If it was easy to learn the tricks of the trade and nail them every time, there’s no way we’d work desk jo...

The moment a $100 Million fighter plane crashes into aircraft carrier

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Planes are interesting things. Obviously, they’re technologically advanced as f**k. They kinda have to be. After all, in the most crude way of looking at them, they’re big hunks of metal in the sky. Thankfully, they u...

The moment Mel Gibson’s caught changing a tire is f**ken tense

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Bloody Mel Gibson comes in for a fair bit of stick in the media these days. He’s pretty commonly referred to as a bit of a madman, and his antics have made him a notorious loose cannon. And that’s part of the reason t...

Female strawweight star fights enrmous male heavyweight in mismatch MMA bout

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As you know, we’re pretty big fans of a high-quality MMA contest here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we reckon there’s a lot to be said about two highly trained fighters of a similar weight-class going at it and find...

Jeff Bezos’ worth represented by rice is f@#*en insane

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A lot. Yeah, nah, depending on where you stand, a lot can be different to everyone. For some of us, things that cost only a few bucks might seem like you’d need to have a ‘lot’ of money to buy them. For others, a ‘lot...

Queen leaks sensational document in ‘innocent’ photo

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If you’re as switched onto the internet as we think you might be, there’s a good chance you’ve already seen a little Twitter thread featuring the Queen leaking some sensitive data that’s been doing the rounds. If you ...

Wholesome bloke completely misunderstands wife’s cheating text

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If you’ve been kicking around TikTok and other social media sites for a while, you’re probably aware of the ‘cheating’ prank that’s been going viral lately. In it, one member of a couple sends a text that makes it loo...

Viewers left stunned by Tommy Lee’s talking penis in new Display+ series

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All right, a long time ago, back before every celebrity under the sun was ‘leaking’ a sex tape and living an ‘edgy’ lifestyle, Tommy Lee was one of the original 80s rock n rollers. Yeah, nah, his band, Mötley Crüe, we...

The invisible car bloke is still fooling people! Here’s how the cheeky legend does it

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Mate, if there’s one thing that gets our Ozzy hearts pumping with excitement, it’s f**ken tricky-dicky optical illusion stuff. Yeah, nah, street performers, magic-eye posters, clever bloody videos, whatever. We f**ken...

UFC Legend Khabib Nurmagomedov offered three sheep to meet NBA superstar

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One of our favourite things about the internet is quirky news. Yeah, nah, deadset, who needs to read about war, corruption, politics, and hate when there’s humorous and bizarre news to read? So, with that said, we blo...

Sheila grows her leg-hair out and her BF’s not a fan – now the Internet is divided

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Say what you will about changing perceptions and cultural norms evolving, but there are some things that are still up for debate. Like female leg-hair. Now, it’s not our place to say whether a sheila should grow her l...

This woman’s cat is so big, people mistake it for a dog!

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Like most people on the internet, we bloody love cats. Don’t get us wrong, we know they’re cheeky c**nts, but that’s the best part of their appeal. We reckon you lot agree too. That’s why, when we saw this one, we tho...

KFC slammed by Chinese authorities for ‘arousing panic buying’

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If you’ve been to the supermarket lately, you might have noticed that the shelves are pretty f**ken bare. A lot of the blame for that can be split between panic buyers and supply chain shortages. As a result, Chinese ...

Scientists have taught goldfish to f#*@en drive

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Human ingenuity. Yeah, nah, human ingenuity is pretty f**ken special – and not just for us. Fair dinkum, we are good bloody Samaritans sharing our technological prowess with all creatures great and small. Here’s why: ...

Sheila with two vaginas reckons she uses one for work and one for personal pleasure

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Vaginas. Whether you call ‘em by their proper name or you refer to them as pussies, gashes or even wizard’s sleeves, you’ll know that most sheilas only have one of ‘em. Note, though, that we say ‘most’. Apparently, th...