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A huge sinkhole just swallowed up a beach in Australia

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No matter where you are in the world, there are a couple of universal truths that most of you either know or would at least have heard about the place we come from, Ozzy Land. First of all, we have awesome wildlife – ...

Some of the creepiest moments in Reddit history

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G’day ya bloody larrikins. How the f**k are ya? Me, I’m good. I’ve just come out of a DEEP rabbit-warren of Reddit threads and I’m blinking in the sunlight. It’s nice to know you’re all out here because, f**k me dead,...

Scientists have confirmed where you should go during a zombie apocalypse

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F**ken zombies! The walking dead! Skels! Shamblers! Biters! Lurkers! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, they’re a tonne of fun when it comes to fiction, and they always make for a great theoretical conversation about how yo...

Scientists gave MDMA to octopuses – here’s what happened

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F**ken octopuses. These cheeky little buggers are sensational little creatures. About as clever as known life-forms under the sea come, they’re also about as far from humans biologically as any other creature on earth...

Weatherman Busted Faking The Winds From Florence

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During a f**ked up storm like Florence, you wanna make sure you’re not putting yourself in harm’s way, you’re only venturing outside when you really have to, and you’re taking care of you and your own. It’s easy to do...

What happens when you hold in your farts

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Fresh from our recent article exploring all the ways you can crop-dust the missus – or at least rip some material without her knowing what you’re up to – we’ve got some news that you might be able to use to get you ou...

Doctors invent new tool to dislodge 23-inch dildo from bloke’s ass

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Every now and then, we’re all faced with a problem that’s a little bit humiliating to bring up in a public setting. A small problem that’s slightly awkward to talk about. A tiny little dilemma that we’re not sure, we ...

Bishop apologises after being caught groping Ariana Grande at Aretha Franklin’s funeral

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You might remember a while back when we talked about the dirty old git groping Mel B on live television, we figured out the only thing you could do was name and shame the b*stard in the hope it would stop their busy, ...

Poor bloke gets stung on the dick by stingray

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Ah, f**k, this isn’t good. This isn’t good at all. In fact, for the dude involved, it’s absolutely, positively, without a doubt, f**ked. We all know that stingrays, despite the fact they’re often seen as big gentle gi...

Get some perspective: These things happened at the same time

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History is one of those funny things that seems pretty straightforward – and it kinda is when you’re looking at it in a ‘this sh*t happened in the past’ sorta way. But when you’re looking at things that happened concu...

These baristas serve coffee in nothing but skimpy bikinis

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If you like a double-shot with your coffee, then you might want to check out Bikini Beans Espresso in the US. Bikini Beans Espresso is the place to go. It’s got small cups, medium cups, large cups and d-cups. Nah, yea...

Introducing the Japanese game show: “Two Girls One Cockroach”

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All right, two things. First of all, you probably know someone who is abso-f**ken-lutely not a fan of cockroaches, and would rather walk on hot bloody coals than be in the same room as one. Secondly, Japan is f**ken c...

Sheila uncovers epic way to get out of parking fine

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Local councils around the world love to tell you exactly when and where you can park your car. And that’s fair enough. It’s also fair enough that some blokes and blokettes roll the dice, flip the coin, and play the ca...

Couple unable to get pregnant for years find out they were doing it wrong

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Making babies is one of those things that seems to be so easy people manage to do it by mistake all the time. Sh*t, plenty of you blokes and sheilas probably wouldn’t be here if they didn’t. If you’re looking for an e...

Nigerian scammer scams banker out of $242 million bucks

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One of the best things about the internet is how easy it makes it to marry a Nigerian prince or win the Nigerian lottery. I dunno about you, but I must have won that thing several times over by now. Of course, most of...