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Grandma reveals unopened McDonalds meal kept in her cupboard from 1996

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One of the longstanding myths of our time is the one about the fact a McDonalds burger contains so much preservative, it’ll never age. We’re not sure of the truth of that statement, but we reckon more than a few of yo...

Woman walks out on the wing of plane after complaining it was too hot

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Yeah, nah, there’s a good reason airport security is pretty strict. If there’s one place you don’t want to have to deal with a whole bunch of crazy, it’s in mid-air. Obviously, that s**t’s annoying as f**k, but due to...

50m crater in Russia sparks bizarre theory

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If you’ve been paying any attention to the offbeat section of the news over the last few years, you’ll know that bloody Russia’s been repeatedly forced to confront a strange new natural phenomenon: f**k-off huge sinkh...

Footage captures the moment a three-year-old girl gets swept up by kite

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If you’re anything like us you probably remember wondering what it’d be like to fly a kite so f**ken well that you could get mad air from it. Typically, that s**t’s just a pipe-dream, but if a kite’s big enough, it’s ...

Why Japan’s transparent public toilets are a bloody stroke of genius

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The dunny. The s**tter. The porcelain throne. Whatever you call it, the humble john is one of the most important inventions – if not the most important – in history. Still, despite their value to society, you can’t sa...

Twitter hacker’s virtual court hearing Zoombombed with music and dirty movies

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As you know, 2020’s been an interesting year for innovation and the rethinking of social systems affected by the bloody ‘Rona. There’s had to be a plethora of changes to the way s**t’s run, and a large part of the loa...

Man plants mystery seeds delivered from China after being warned not to

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F**k, if the stories of our childhood taught us anything, it’s that mystery seeds can only lead to geese that lay golden eggs, angry giants falling from the sky and a s**t-tonne of adventure, so we understand why auth...

14,000-year-old poop found in cave turns out to be human

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We don’t have to go out on a limb to assume that your workplace sometimes gets a bit s**t. Yeah, nah, people are people, and when there’s disagreements, everything can suck. So, nah, it’s not just your workplace. It’s...

Insane job description for influencer’s personal assistant goes viral

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We all know that the world of the Instawanker is a bloody strange one. Deadset it’s one that nary seems to set a toe – let alone a foot – in the real world, but every now and then we come across stories about these pe...

Mum discovers 14-year-old son has blown $20,000 on Fortnite

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Let’s just start this one by saying, bloody hell! Yeah, nah, we need to look at that again and double-check the figures, but that s**t seems to be correct. A 14-year-old kid has blown $20,000 ozzy dollarydoos of his M...

Dumped bloke gets revenge on ex with bloody gold Chewbacca prank

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Yeah, f**ken Star Wars is a pretty legendary franchise. Because of that, it’s also home to some legendary characters that tonnes of people love to impersonate whenever they’re given the chance. Deadset, you’ve got Yod...

Hungry sheila begs professor for exam retake after meatball causes failed exam

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If you’ve ever royally f**ked a test, you’ll know that there are all sorts of excuses for it. Don’t get us wrong, most of them are actually excuses. Yeah, nah, the real reason most uni students bodge their exams is si...

Virgin sheila explains her pregnancy on TikTok

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Yeah, when it comes to making babies, most of us are pretty f**ken au fait with how that happens. A stork comes at night, and we really don’t know how the rest of that story goes. Is the insinuation that he bangs your...

Sheila with extreme cheek-fillers reckons she’s getting more blokes than ever before

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You’ve probably heard it said around the traps that blokes love a bird with a bit of cheek. While we’ve never been sure of the accuracy of that statement, one sheila who reckons it’s f**ken spot on is a Ukrainian shei...

Two blokes try to hand out free masks to everyone and film the feedback

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We’re trying to think of a witty intro to this one, but we’re struggling, and that’s probably because our jaws are on the floor and our heads are shaking. Obviously, we all know that the States is getting shafted hard...