All Crikey!
Families run out of cinema screaming as horror trailer accidentally plays before Peter Rabbit
25.12K Views0 Comments
G’day, chuck here. How we all doing today? When you’re an Ozzydad and you’re spending some time with the kids, taking the little buggers to a movie is always a safe – and popular – bet. They get a movie, they get p...
Woman found with a loaded gun in her vagina at traffic stop
39.74K Views0 Comments
Talk about having one in the chamber! A Missouri woman was found to be hiding a .380 calibre handgun in her meat-sheath during a traffic stop. Chuck here. Consider this your ridiculous euphemism warning. We’ll be t...
Dad who choked daughter’s bully describes the moment that sent him over the edge
35.57K Views0 Comments
G’day blokes and blokettes, Chuck here again. How ya going? My missus is always telling me there’s nothing more annoying than someone smiling at you when you’re already pissed off and blowing ya top at them. It is,...
Man jailed after middle finger salute to speed camera
11.00K Views0 Comments
G’day, Chuck here. Tell me, cobbers, what are your thoughts on speed cameras? Do you see a need for ‘em? Do you begrudgingly accept their existence? Do you outright hate the f**ken things enough to dedicate eight ...
20 year old bloke attacked by shark, bear and snake in three years
14.68K Views0 Comments
I don’t know about you, but I’d consider any single attack from a deadly snake, big-ass bear or ravenous shark a pretty unfortunate event. If I experienced all three, I’d ask myself what sort of old school big game tr...
Tourists busted on camera doing the dirty during police raid on Thai swinger orgy
25.83K Views0 Comments
Mate! Mate! Mate! Isn’t that a headline that just about has it all? Down below you’ll find a video containing a sh**load of tourists – including dozens from Pommyland – caught with their pants down after Thai police w...
The First “Super Blue Blood Moon” In Over 150 Years Is Happening Later This Month
8.68K Views0 Comments
The night skies are pretty bloody spectacular. Just a few weeks ago, we all sat out the front and watched meteors shoot across the sky and now, some of us (some of you) will witness the first super blue blood moon in...
Woman Killed From Flesh-Eating Bacteria After Eating 24 Raw Oysters
3.98K Views0 Comments
If you’re a fan of raw seafood, you might want to check this one out: a Texas woman has died just three weeks after eating two dozen raw oysters as a result of a flesh-eating bacteria living inside the slimy little f*...
Spanish Prisoner Wakes Up In Body Bag After Being Declared Dead
2.09K Views0 Comments
Bloody hell, this one’s a close call from Spain. A prison inmate who failed to show up for morning roll call was declared dead by doctors only to wake up, like Jeff, in the nick of f***ing time. Any longer and they’...
Aussie Bloke Returns To Car And Finds F*&ken Scary Note
3.82K Views0 Comments
You know, it’s hardly ever good news to find a note left on your car. Whether it’s some filthy b*****d letting you know they’ve dinged it, some whinging b*****d having a whinge or some parking inspecting b*****d finin...
A 518 Million Year-Old Fossil Has Been Discovered, And It’s Weird As F*$k
3.45K Views0 Comments
Crikey, blokes, have a look at this gorgeous little creature: at an estimated 518 million years old, it’s been described as ‘strange beyond measure’. Considering it has a helmet head and a long cylindrical body, ...
Scientists Discover Human Items Inside Creatures From The Deepest Crevices Of The Sea
2.52K Views0 Comments
Ah, flaming hell, ya drongoes. This is no good. It turns out that a proper scientific report has discovered that plastic pollution is so u-bloody-biquitous that even creatures from the deepest, darkest depths of the...
Story of Two Women Who Survived Five Months Lost at Sea
2.39K Views0 Comments
In a breath-taking true story to rival Life of Pi, two women have been rescued by the US Navy after spending five months staving off sharks, enduring wild storms, eating long-life rice and throwing dog turds over the ...
Perfectly Timed Photo Captures The Moment A Frog Eats A Snake
3.32K Views0 Comments
Bloody frogs. Have you ever stopped to think how terrifying they’d actually be if they were big enough to attack humans. They’ve got that leap, that dead-eyed stare and that sticky f***ing tongue that fires out like a...
Scientists Plan Cloning This Perfectly Preserved 50,000 Year Old Extinct Lion
3.93K Views0 Comments
In a move that shows scientists have learned the square-root of dick from classic films like Jurassic Park, the discovery of an almost perfectly preserved cave lion cub has them frothing at the mouth. The cheeky b...
Fake Cracking Effect On a 1200m High Glass Walkway is Mean As F%&k!
16.70K Views0 Comments
Scaring dudes is bloody good fun isn’t it. It’s always a laugh and there are all sorts of pranks you can pull on people to the amusement of all. You can stick a whoopee cushion under their seat, wrap their entire offi...
Wife’s Annoying Habit Made This Bloke Hide In A Forest For 10 Years
3.51K Views0 Comments
The nagging wife, an oft-used comedy trope, probably isn’t as funny as television makes her seem. And nagging anyone isn’t fun really. Let’s not make this misogynous: nagging bosses, nagging parents, nagging siblings...
This Duck Is A Regular At The Pub, He Drinks Pints & Picks Fights
20.67K Views0 Comments
Fight fans rejoice! We’ve got a f*****g bewdy for you on tonight’s bill. It’s the heavily anticipated battle of fur vs feathers, it’s Star the bow-tie wearing drunkard duck vs his one-time mate Meggie the dog. Avi...
Footage of This ‘Super Pig’ Farm Has Left Animal Activists Claiming ‘Frankenscience’
4.35K Views0 Comments
Look, I don’t mean to be a dick about it but society has…expectations…yeah, expectations about the way pigs are supposed to look. You know what I’m talking about: they’re usually a little hefty, a little tubby, a litt...
Archaeologists Have Apparently Found Santa’s Tomb, The Location is Ironic
9.90K Views0 Comments
I hope you’ve all been bloody good. I hope you’ve all been bloody nice. Because Santa Claus is f*****g coming to town. It might only be October, but kids who love old stale chocolate are pissing their pants with excit...
