All Crikey!
Spring breaker throws hands with 45-year-old man and gets melted
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Youth versus experience. Young versus old. Lad versus lord. However you want to put it, it’s a debate as old as time itself. The video you’re about to watch puts it to bed as emphatically as any video you’ve ever seen...
14 hyenas kill kudu bull in African Safari camp reception
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but FARK, African wildlife does not mess about. Imagine staying at a Safari camp and waking up in the morning to find out a pack of hyena had f**ken slaughtered a fully-grown...
Dodgy driver sends new Ferrari 458 sideways into oncoming traffic minutes after renting it
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Plenty of Aussies crash their kangaroos (aha, yep, yep, we drive kangaroos don't ya know?) on the way to work and no one here acts like it’s ‘to be expected’ just because we’re Australian. With that in mind, we can’t ...
Cop promises no arrest wants to ‘throw hands’ instead – actually follows through
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The police. These b*stards have a bloody tricky job on their hands. They’re supposed to help people from all walks of life, but that’s not always easy. Every now and then a cop just has to deal with someone who’s not ...
Couple share video of flight passengers joining mile high club
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We’ve talked before about the joy of flying on this website, and fresh from the delightful story of the bloke who used the seat in front of him as a pisstrough, we’ve got more airplane action for your reading pleasure...
Spectacular timelapse video captures “microburst” storm dumping tonnes of water in lake
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Mother Nature is an awesome sheila. When it comes to impressing the onlookers with a bag of tricks, she has all the goodies. From her freaky fauna and flamboyant flora to her fabulous phenomena, the old duck knows how...
Bloke serves his friends his own amputated foot tacos
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All right, all right, all right, you don’t have to say it. We’re way ahead of you. This one is toe-tally gross. It’s the story of a man who shattered every bone in his foot in a motorcycle accident and had it amputate...
Bloke who reckons he has the world’s longest schlong says he slept with an Oscar winner
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Jonah Falcon reckons he’s got the world’s biggest dick. At 13.5 inches, he claims it’s the largest apple-headed monster in the entire world, the most massive maiden masher there is, the hugest hymen hammer in all of h...
Johnny Knoxville Breaks Down His Biggest Injuries
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Johnny Knoxville is one tough b*stard. If you’ve seen any of his stunts in Jackass, you probably suspect this, but listening to him break down his list of injuries in a video for Vanity Fair isn’t just intriguing, it’...
Angry Biker Headbutts Driver Who Tried To Cut Off His Mate
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Mate! With the world cup upon us, it seems like dudes from Turkey to the US are just aching to practice their heading skills – and there doesn’t have to be a ball in sight! Fresh from a killer headbutt on the streets ...
Legendary fireman catches suicidal woman in mid air as she plummets
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Give it up for the fire brigade, ladies and gentleman! These true f**ken heroes risk their lives and put their bodies on the line to keep ordinary b*stards like you and I from burning to death on a daily basis. Anyone...
Zoo Director Breaks Up A Lion Lion With His ‘Magic’ Slipper
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Remember when you were only as tall as a wombat’s wanger and you got in trouble with the oldies. If your household was typically Ozzy you were likely to cop a flogging with any one of the following: belt, wooden spoon...
Pilot Crashes Plane and Gets Impaled By A F**ken Tree
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Getting impaled doesn’t sound like much fun at all. In fact, it sounds pretty sh*t. In movies it’s reserved for the real f**khead villains like the dude from The Crow or that prick The Punisher bloody destroys in Warz...
Woman, 23, born without a vagina has one made out of fish skin in historic operation
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Well, this story certainly adds an extra dimension to the term ‘fish taco’ doesn’t it? Brazilian woman, Jucilene Marinho, who had previously lived her life without a vagina, now has one thanks to the miracles of mode...
Bloke ‘accidentally’ gets showerhead stuck 6 inches up his rectum
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Look, we all know the importance of a clean anus. It’s pretty much priority one in life. You can skip a shower, wear yesterday’s pants, and you can even get away with a stick of gum if you’re completely out of toothpa...
Bloke flies out of his own car window during accident and casually walks away
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We’ve said it before and there’s f**k-all doubt we’ll say it again: Russian (and in this case, Ukrainian) internet videos are the best. Insane car-wrecks, huge brawls, vodka-induced craziness, they have it all. Check ...
Parisian Spiderman climbs 4 storeys in seconds to save 4-year-old dangling from balcony
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One could be forgiven for expecting a Parisian superhero to be named Frog-Man. You’d rely on him to jump tall buildings with a single bound, lasso the f**k out of bad guys with his mad Gene Simmons tongue and sing lik...
Parents sue 30 year old son who refuses to move out
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I’m pretty sure most of us have got that one mate who still lives at home with his parents and refuses to move out! In an epically awkward move, the parents of one deadbeat 30 year-old bloke have taken him to court be...
Catcher has emergency surgery after 160kmph baseball hits him in the nuts
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Man, this video is gonna have dudes everywhere groaning in sympathy. St Louis Cardinals’ catcher, Yadier Molina, is likely to miss a month of action thanks to the brutal accident leaving him with the worst case of blu...
Woman shits on floor of restaurant and throws it at employee
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“You’re really giving me the sh**s,” is a charming little turn of phrase we’re quite fond of here in Ozzyland. I’m not sure where the phrase comes from etymologically, but it’s a good one. After you’ve watched this vi...
