Quarantined Mexican bloke sends pooch to the store to get Cheetos

Let’s be honest, when the going gets tough and you’re stuck at home while quarantined, you need to get your Bear Grylls on and figure out how you’re gonna improvise, adapt, overcome, and survive. Now, if you’re hungry, this poses a dilemma. Your first option is, well, let’s just say it’s not ideal. Your second option, though, using your brain to figure out a way through the pain and engineer a solution is the stuff of legends. Speaking of which, check out Mexican legend, Antonio Muñoz.

Muñoz was at home, doing the right thing, when the urge for Cheetos kicked in. And, judging from the story, it kicked in hard. Unable to deal with the cravings, he came up with a plan involving a note, his dog, and the shop across the road.

Credit: Antonio Muñoz/Facebook

In times of crisis, we need to improvise and adapt to our situation, and that’s something that Muñoz clearly f**ken excels at. Yeah, nah, he f**ken sent his little Chihuahua across to the shops with a message for the shopkeeper:

“Hello Mr. Shopkeeper. Please sell my dog some Cheetos, the orange kind, not the red ones, they’re too hot. She has $20 attached to her collar. WARNING: She will bite if not treated right. Your front neighbour.”

Credit: Antonio Muñoz/Facebook

Obviously, this might seem simple, but it’s a high-risk game. After all, dogs aren’t exactly known for their good behaviour and restraint when it comes to other people’s food. Yeah, nah, they’re hungry buggers and we love them for it.

Still, the heroic little pooch came sauntering back into Munoz’s arms with the Cheetos in its mouth. Deadset, what a f**ken legend of a dog.

Credit: Antonio Muñoz/Facebook

Final thought: This is what we mean by improvising and adapting. Muñoz has engineered the perfect solution. All he needs now is a bigger dog. That way he can send it out for cartons of beer too. F**k yes, Antonio. F**k yes, indeed.

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