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Bloke so upset by the sound of chewing, he hasn’t spoken to his family in years

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Let’s be honest, we all have our quirks and eccentricities. Usually, though, we find ways to manage them or to cope. In some circles, we might even call that kind of thing ‘growing up’. Don’t get us wrong, we know tha...

Bindi Irwin pens heartfelt message about her wedding to her Bloody Legend Dad, Steve!

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It’s no secret that we bloody well love Steve ‘Bloody Legend’ Irwin on this site. Of course, we can’t claim the copyright on that, he’s pretty much one of the most universally loved blokes ever, but there’s probably n...

Farmer proposes to girlfriend with an engagement ring on a cow’s udder

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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful legends, how ya going? Hopefully, you’re doing mighty fine and you’re loving life. If you’re not, this udderly ridiculous story of rural romance oughtta cheer you right up. A picture that...

Bloke sent to Destination F**ked after spitting on the wrong one

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Anyone who was raised right knows that spitting on another bloke means it’s time throw fists. Deadset, there’s probably no faster way to guarantee a friggen fracas than hocking a loogie on someone. Obviously, there’s ...

Footage shows elephant trying to rip off sheila’s bikini

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You know, we’re pretty bloody careful watchdogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Some get past us, but we’re on the ball when it comes to knowing trickery when we see it. That’s why reports that this bikini-model’s wardrobe ...

Aussie sheila found this huge bloody spider in her living room

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Ooh yeah, you know we love to show off some of our true-blue Ozzy wildlife here on this very website, and this post is one of those. Yeah, we’re coming back to the fabled Ozzy spider. This time, we don’t have anything...

Electrician wires his van to give tool thieves 1000 volt shock

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Here at Ozzyman Reviews, we’re pretty comfortable saying that bloody thieves are amongst the lowest scum of the earth. Deadset, we’ve got no time for them at all, so when we hear that someone’s come up with a new way ...

This ‘young’ sheila’s beauty filter glitches and exposes her as a 58-year-old woman

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Man, the internet’s a bloody tricky place at times. One minute you think you’re talking to a Nigerian prince and the next, you’ve been bloody duped. By the same token, you might be talking to a ‘gorgeous sheila’ on Ti...

Sheila graffitis around whole city trying to contact unborn child’s father

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Back in the day, communication was pretty bloody simple. You just drew a bloody picture on the wall and all the other caveblokes and cavesheilas saw the picture and got the message. These days, there are loads more wa...

Pregnant Mother demands woman change her dog’s name to use it for her daughter

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As you know, the world is friggen chock-a-block with crazy. It really doesn’t matter where you go, you’re pretty likely to bump into at least one person who’s positively cuckoo. And, yeah, nah, we’re not trying to tal...

Farm owner makes grisly discovery inside a dead croc’s stomach

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When it comes to bloody crocodiliacs, you know we love ‘em here in Ozzyland. You probably also know that Crocodylus porosus, our very own saltwater crocodiles are pretty bloody revered for their ability to just munch ...

Cops arrest woman who calmly walked into the supermarket and PEED on the potatoes

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Just a few weeks ago, the internet was going bloody bananas over the trashy sheila who decided to lick some ice-cream and put it back on the shelf. We’re guessing you remember it, but if not, you can check out the sto...

Bloke jumps over a zoo fence and rides a giraffe

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Let’s be honest, when you’re a young whippersnapper, you might harbour fantasies of riding all sorts of awesome animals around as a mode of transport. It’s not like it’s unheard-of behaviour, after all. Loads of place...

This sheila had to put up with a guy trying to buy her iphone going nuts

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We’re gonna be straight up in this one, there’s some themes in this thread that are going to annoy those blokes who’ve got their head so deep in the sand, they fail to see that there are times when random dudes are f*...

Bloke attempts to cross an entire country in a straight line

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We all know that bloody maps have caused their fair share of problems over the years. And, yeah, we know that realistically it’s the people drawing ‘em who’ve caused dramas – and we don’t mean the cartographers – but ...

Bloke creates ‘volcano’ out of 16,000 matches and the result is bloody mint

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We all know that Dominos are pretty friggen hard to beat when it comes to items you can get a rad chain-reaction out of, but it’s important we don’t discount the match-head. Fair dinkum, the humble match-head often go...

Botched eyebrow makeover leaves sheila looking like an angry bird

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Man, you know we love to give everyone a fair go here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We’re proud of that, and we know that it’s important to give people due respect and understand that some things are out of their control. Dead...

Japan approves first ever experiment to create human-animal hybrids

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Usually when we talk about Japan, we’re commenting on their quirky little country and its myriad of awesome cultural practices and cool social customs. Today, though, we’re talking to you about something that’s potent...

Video of raw meat wiggling it’s way off the table is freaking people out

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If you’ve been around the internet long enough, you’ve seen all manner of s**t online. Deadset, if you were here in the days of the old Rotten.com, or if you’ve got sicko mates, there’s probably not too much online th...

Bloke built a bloody ripper backyard bar for just over $100

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There’s a lot of talk about what’s manly and what’s not these days, but no matter your taste in sport, literature, music, food or social circles, you have to admit that wanting a bar of your own is a pretty bloody man...