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Sabbath service derails after couple spend “45 minutes” having sex on Zoom

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Forgetting to turn your camera off while engaging in activities usually kept private is, for the boomers out there, one of the biggest modern fears going. For others, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Yeah, nah, as ...

Thieving seagull makes frequent raids on local shop, no one can stop the b*stard!

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We don’t know what it is about thievery, but when people do it, we reckon it’s s**t. When it’s animals, though, we f**ken love it. If they’re thieving from big corporations, even better. After all, no one really likes...

Dad forced to pay $4,200 after son knocks over golden Teletubby in store

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We’ve all heard the saying ‘if you break it, you bought it’, but in all honesty, we’re not sure most of us really take the idea seriously. Yeah, nah, it seems like one of those empty threats people throw around withou...

These poorly designed signs are bloody brilliant

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If there’s one thing your English teacher should have taught you, it’s that clear communication is bloody everything. Yeah, nah, it doesn’t matter if you can’t tell an adverb from an adjective or analyse the s**t out ...

People with expired NDAs are revealing their former workplace secrets!

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Non-disclosure agreements, or NDAs, are usually a sign that there’s something going on in your workplace that your boss doesn’t want known. Unless he’s the bloody Colonel, there’s a pretty good chance that something i...

Turns out loads of Aussies wore nothing but their undies to the Federal Election

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You may or may not know this, but over here in the land down under, we just had a federal election. The country voted now former Prime Minister Scott Morrison out on his arse and voted Prime Minister Anthony Albanese ...

Scientists find ancient forest in giant sinkhole in China

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We don’t know about you f**kers, but we bloody remember stories where ancient worlds are found beneath volcanoes, sinkholes and the arctic pretty f**ken fondly. Yeah, nah, whether you’re talking about The Savage Land ...

First flying car passes safety test in Japan, release date set for 2025

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As we’ve moved further into the 21st century, it’s highly likely you’ve heard people ask where some of the technological advancements we were promised in movies like Total Recall, The Fifth Element, and Blade Runner a...

NASA photo reveals ‘doorway’ on Mars

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If you’ve been following us lately, you might know that we’ve kinda been lamenting the loss of the old-fashioned conspiracy theory. Fortunately, though, the internet hasn’t disappointed us. Yeah, nah, if you ask you m...

These two blokes went for a pint and ended up in Ibiza

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For most people, the idea of a proper raging binge-drinking session is the kinda thing that happens in movies like The Hangover. For people like Dan and Alex, though, that s**t is part of life. Deadset, just the other...

Passenger with no flight experience forced to land plane

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Mate, we don’t know about you, but if we were to think of some of the worst possible situations to be in, having the pilot of your f**ken plane pass out while you’re in the air is right up there with the worst of them...

Sheila puts condom on her leg to call out men who say they’re “too big”

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All right, if we’re gonna be completely honest, we’re gonna have to say that condoms have got their detractors. Yeah, nah, fair’s fair, they can inhibit some of the finer things in a sexual relationship. Despite that,...

Two dolphins getting “aroused” with anaconda in mouths

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If you’ve ever seen a wildlife documentary, you’ll know that animals don’t always have the same filters we humans do. Yeah, nah, they don’t need to worry about finding a private place before getting their freak on. De...

Nasa shuts down website right after ‘undeniable proof they are hiding E.T. activity” emerges

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In recent years, conspiracy theories have gotten a bit s**t. Yeah, nah, we’re not gonna lie about it. They have, there’s no denying it. Sometimes it almost feels like the traditional conspiracy theory is dead and gone...

Bloody rare gender-neutral bird found in the US

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These days, the term gender neutral is pretty bloody common. Yeah, nah, we live in a woke-as-f**k timeline and that’s bloody awesome. People can be who they feel they are, and that’s fantastic. By the same token, so c...

Bloke had a penis on his arm for six years!

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Before we even begin, we’re gonna stop you right there. The penis on this bloke’s arm was not a tattoo, it was not a drawing, and it was not some sort of weird growth. Yeah, nah, it was a cock. It was a womb broom. It...

Sheila gets stuck behind sofa after boozy brunch

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We’ve all got that one mate who just can’t help but make a tit of themselves when they’ve had a few. And, no, we don’t mean that in a derogatory way. We literally mean that we’ve all got a mate who’s a bit of a clutz,...

Mike Tyson beats up ‘annoying’ bloke on flight

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Iron Mike Tyson has had a pretty f**ken remarkable career. From his humble beginnings to his storied stint during the 90s, and his modern role as a businessman and entrepreneur, he’s grown into one of the most easily ...

Machine Gun Kelly covered System of a Down song and the internet is outraged

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Look, the headline says plenty, but we’re not quite sure it goes far enough. Judging from the various tweets we’ve seen, the internet is more than outraged. It’s borderline disgusted. It’s offended. It’s f**ken baffle...

Sheila busts boyfriend at strip club, jumps on stage, dumps him, makes $100 in tips

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Every now and then the internet gets all excited because of an epic dump. Wait, that sounds wrong. We’re not changing it, though. But, yeah, nah, what we mean is that sometimes the internet loves it when a bloke or sh...