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People are dipping their balls into soy sauce after learning testicles have taste receptors

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In one of the most bizarre memes we’ve ever seen, it seems that a legion of TikTok and YouTube users are dunking their donuts into soy sauce and claiming they can actually taste it. Apparently, scientists have discove...

Bloke gets locked inside closed “24-hour gym”

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When you’re a kid, the idea of getting locked inside a shopping centre overnight is a pretty f**ken exciting one. As you get older, though, you really start to fang for your own bed, and the idea of being locked anywh...

Bloke hospitalised with three-day raging moby after taking bull medication

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Look, we probably don’t have to tell you blokes that having a rod for too long is a recipe for disaster, so let’s just get on with this tale about a Mexican bloke and his three-day husky. Anyway, before we pitch a ten...

Bloke demands trial by combat in custody battle over children

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Throughout the ages, the courts have had some pretty unique ways to deal with personal gripes. One of the most notorious is trial by combat. In this scenario, a plaintiff and a respondent would fight it out to decide ...

The internet went crazy after this gun safe was cracked using a juice bottle

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One of the things that often seems to pop up in conversations about gun laws – apart from a bajillion American stiffies – is the idea that guns are locked away safely and that no innocent people are gonna be hurt. And...

Dr PimplePopper and the third testy that wasn’t

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We know you’ve all heard the phrase ‘as happy as a dog with two .....’, but have you heard about the bloke with two ball bags? If your answer’s a big ‘yeah, nah’, you’d better strap yourself in, because the dude in th...

Video appears to show bloke’s heart literally beating out of his bloody chest

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon it’s fair to say that most blokes would definitely dread the prospect of being kicked in the nuts. By the same token, most of you would dread having a heart attack too. That’s kinda...

This old bloke shook a painter from his ladder while 30ft in the air

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We all know it’s bad luck to go under a ladder. Seriously, when you see one on the high street, you avoid going under it at all costs. Typically, that means you go around it, but if you’re a cranky old bugger in a whe...

Parts of Australia look like a deadset hellscape as bushfires roar across the Country

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Yeah, it’s no secret that the fires here in Ozzyland are pretty f**ken bad right now. We’ve talked about it a fair bit, and so have plenty of other places, but it seems that no matter how much you hear, every new visu...

Someone has been putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas

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Any Ozzy worth their salt will tell you that sun safety’s a pretty f**ken important part of life. Apparently, though, were not the only ones behind that message. Yeah, nah, it appears there’s a faction in Las Vegas th...

Bloke ‘outraged’ after finding swear word printed on his KFC gravy

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As you know, here in Ozzyland, we bloody love a good swear. Honestly, when you see your mate at work, the first thing you might do is call him a d**khead or a big f**kwit or a bloody wanker. It really is, quite litera...

This local fisherman went viral after discovering a $20 note inside fish

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We’re pretty sure that plenty of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are keen as mustard when it comes to fishing. We’re betting you’ve got secret spots, lucky charms and even a few tall tales, ...

‘Starving artist’ plucks $120,000 banana from Art Basel gallery and eats it

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We’re gonna have to be honest with you here. We’re not exactly art aficionados here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we know we can look at something and decide whether we like it or not, but when it comes to ...

You can now buy Avatar and Total Recall inspired adult robots

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In a move that’s probably a surprise to no one, it seems like the nerdlingers and sci-fi junkies have been among the first to really grasp the idea of the much vaunted "adult" bot. In saying that, we don’t mean to ste...

Doctors replace bloke’s lopped-off thumb with his toe!

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We all know that opposable thumbs are what separate us from the monkeys. Deadset, if you lose a thumb, you’re bloody buggered. Fortunately, doctors have a pretty handy solution for this problem. As Aiden Adkins from M...