Tough as nails toddler bites snake back in act of revenge!

We don’t know about you lot, but when we were young whippersnappers, only two-tenths of a bee’s d-ck tall, our oldies used to tell us that when it came to self-defence, life was simple. Yeah, nah, they said that if someone crippled your nipple, you had to return the favour, if someone whacked your sack, you had to give ‘em a taste of their own medicine, and if someone bit you, you had to bite them back. This little sheila has clearly taken that lesson on board.

Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards, for this one, we’re heading to Turkey and we’re catching up with Mehmet Ercan and his two-year-old daughter. And seriously, watch your manners, because the young lady doesn’t mess around.

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Right after taking a snakebite to the face, little S.E, picked the unidentified snake up and f**ken chomped down on it with a savage bite that made sure it’d never bite anyone again. Deadset, what a tough little sheila.

And look, you know us, we love animals, and we certainly don’t advocate going out and killing any of ‘em, especially snakes, but this story is pretty amazing. Apparently, the little lady was playing in the backyard when neighbours heard screaming.

Mehmet, who was at work when the snake struck, says, “Our neighbours have told me that the snake was in the hand of my child, she was playing with it and then it bit her. Then she has bitten the snake back as a reaction.”

Stock photo – not the actual snake. Credit: Getty Images/RooM RF

The neighbours who ran to her aid found her with bitemarks on her lips and the snake clamped in her mouth. Whether that means she was actually the aggressor or not, we’re not sure. We’re just reporting the story it was told to us.

And really, the important thing is that S.E was monitored for a couple of days but has recovered well. What a top little sheila!

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Final thought: Yeah, nah, no matter how you look at it, the little lass is lucky, but we’ve gotta give her a top sheila award. Not for the act of revenge, not for coming across the snake, but for being a tough little bugger. Good on ya, kiddo. You did good!

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