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Colin Farrell is unrecognisable as Penguin in first The Batman teaser

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Whenever there’s a new Batman movie, the hype and expectation is pretty well-justified. The character’s a bona fide stalwart of the pop culture landscape and any movie is sure to do well. Of course, with that, you alw...

Why Japan’s transparent public toilets are a bloody stroke of genius

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The dunny. The s**tter. The porcelain throne. Whatever you call it, the humble john is one of the most important inventions – if not the most important – in history. Still, despite their value to society, you can’t sa...

Elon Musk meeting Mlon Eusk is bloody internet gold!

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Elon Musk. If there’s one bloke who’s become synonymous with all that’s weird and wonderful on the internet in 2020, it’s somehow this bloke. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, we love a bit of Elon Musk news as much as a...

Debate erupts online over how to eat Weet-bix

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F**ken Weet-bix. If you’re ‘Strayan, you know what they are. If you’re from somewhere else, you might call them Weetabix, but the fact is they were invented by an Ozzy, and they f**ken started here. What’s more pertin...

Valentino Rossi has a message for young riders after ‘terrifying’ crashes at Austrian GP

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You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that racing bloody motorbikes is a pretty f**ken hazardous gig. Yeah, nah, the bloody things are bonza as f**k, but at top speed, the blokes riding ‘em may as well be si...

Great White Shark leaps 5 metres out of the air, highest ever seen

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No bulls**t, sharks f**ken terrify us. Don’t get us wrong, they don’t stop us paddling our feet in the water, and we love the big ferocious b**tards, but we firmly understand that the oceans are their f**ken territory...

Scambaiting hacker leaves scammers in awkward silence after calling them by their real name

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If you’ve followed us for a while, you’ll know we always keep one eye on what proper internet legend Jim Browning has been doing. If you don’t know Jim, he’s a bloody top-notch YouTuber who baits the f**k out of hacke...

World’s last Blockbuster is becoming Airbnb for the ultimate themed sleepover

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By this point, it’s probably fair to say the world’s last Blockbuster has become a bit of an internet sensation. Deadset, it’s been coping with Covid, has outlasted stores from across the world, and is still going str...

Two Beluga whales have been caught smiling while being rescued from animal performing show

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Mate, we never get bloody sick of telling you lot exactly how much we love wildlife here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Of course, you’re well aware that we enjoy a well-deserved animal attack video, but there’s nothing we love...

Removal company returns customer’s waste after failing to pay

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If there’s one thing that’s pretty hard to disagree with, it’s this simple fact: fair work deserves fair pay. It’s not rocket science, and it’s one of the founding principles of our society. By the same token, while i...

Twitter hacker’s virtual court hearing Zoombombed with music and dirty movies

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As you know, 2020’s been an interesting year for innovation and the rethinking of social systems affected by the bloody ‘Rona. There’s had to be a plethora of changes to the way s**t’s run, and a large part of the loa...

A never seen photo of a stealth US helicopter used in Bin Laden raid has leaked

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Some of you might remember a simpler time in life when conspiracy theories were all about how much insanely cool secret s**t the US Government had at its disposal. These days, conspiracies tend to revolve around more ...

Bloke breaks toe off 19th century sculpture then sneaks off

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If you’ve done much travelling, you’ll know that there’s nothing quite like checking out a few museums to get a bit of culture into your system. One of the best places to do that is bloody Italy. Yeah, nah, those f**k...

Man plants mystery seeds delivered from China after being warned not to

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F**k, if the stories of our childhood taught us anything, it’s that mystery seeds can only lead to geese that lay golden eggs, angry giants falling from the sky and a s**t-tonne of adventure, so we understand why auth...

Big Brother wins bloke of the year after bloody brilliant act of kindness

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Yeah, nah, f**k it, we’re not too big and tough to say that sometimes you just need a solid fix of wholesome news when you get online. Today, you don’t have to look any further. We’ve got that s**t for you right here....