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Watch 4.5 metre ‘pi**ed off’ croc scare fisherman by ‘porpoising’

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Whether you reckon it’s deserved or not, you can’t deny that humans are a bit f**ken prejudiced when it comes to wildlife. Yeah, nah, when a dolphin gallivants around in the water and swims alongside a tinnie, everyon...

Bloke takes protective masks to the next level with bloody genius design

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If you’ve ever looked at an old aqualung and thought f**k yes, that’s exactly what I need in this Covid-stricken world we live in, we’ve got good bloody news. A bloke on the internet has built one. Deadset, once you h...

Homeless bloke gains a million followers on TikTok overnight with great vids

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Life’s a bloody funny thing. One minute you might be down in the dumps, out of luck, and living without a pot to piss in, but the next minute might see things change. Yeah, nah, fortune’s a fickle beast and it can com...

Sheila and dad make out on live radio show to win cash prize

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Sometimes we just don’t know how to present some of the stuff that comes up on the internet. Deadset. In this barf-inducing story, a sheila snogged her old man for a grand. This disgusting s**t happened on the Kyle an...

Blokes powerful speech about renaming ‘boneless chicken wings’ at council meeting

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One of the greatest things about democracy is the fact that one man really can make a stand. Deadset, if you’ve got a bone to pick, you’ve got every right to petition your local members of parliament and council-membe...

Bloke turns melons into amazing musical instrument

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You know, if you’re creative enough, bloody anything can be a musical instrument. Deadset, whether you’re twanging the elastic band wrapped around a tissue-box, thumping mum’s pots with a wooden spoon, or sticking a k...

Snoop Dogg helps Chemistry Professor deliver his syllabus

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When it comes to legendary potheads, bloody Snoop Dogg may well be the most famous of them all. Of course, it helps that he’s pretty much a universally loved figure. Whatever he’s doing, people bloody love it. Of cour...

Grandma reveals unopened McDonalds meal kept in her cupboard from 1996

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One of the longstanding myths of our time is the one about the fact a McDonalds burger contains so much preservative, it’ll never age. We’re not sure of the truth of that statement, but we reckon more than a few of yo...

Stuntman David Blaine soars 25,000 feet holding helium balloons

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Mate, we’re not sure about you, but we reckon that at some point, every bloke, blokette, and little bloody bugger has wondered whether you could fly with enough balloons. Yeah, nah, it’s a f**ken dream we’ve all share...

Woman walks out on the wing of plane after complaining it was too hot

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Yeah, nah, there’s a good reason airport security is pretty strict. If there’s one place you don’t want to have to deal with a whole bunch of crazy, it’s in mid-air. Obviously, that s**t’s annoying as f**k, but due to...

Tony Hawk teaches 12-yr-old sheila how to skate 100ft mega ramp

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Mate, there’s no doubt that the youth of today are a bunch of little legends. Deadset, they might get a bad rap from the oldies out there, but they’re fighting global warming, f**king with politicians, and committing ...

50m crater in Russia sparks bizarre theory

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If you’ve been paying any attention to the offbeat section of the news over the last few years, you’ll know that bloody Russia’s been repeatedly forced to confront a strange new natural phenomenon: f**k-off huge sinkh...

Footage captures the moment a three-year-old girl gets swept up by kite

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If you’re anything like us you probably remember wondering what it’d be like to fly a kite so f**ken well that you could get mad air from it. Typically, that s**t’s just a pipe-dream, but if a kite’s big enough, it’s ...

Russia has declassified footage of the largest nuclear explosion ever

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We don’t reckon we’re stretching the truth when we say that every sensible b**tard on the planet knows that nuclear bombs are bad news. But, by the same token, governments around the world love to bloody have ‘em. Don...

Teen fired after sharing money saving Chick-Fil-A hacks online

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One of the big downsides of viral culture is that people are willing to do just about anything to get clicks. Obviously, that includes a s**tload of risky behaviours that you can see in any epic fail video. Unfortunat...