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This old bloke shook a painter from his ladder while 30ft in the air

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We all know it’s bad luck to go under a ladder. Seriously, when you see one on the high street, you avoid going under it at all costs. Typically, that means you go around it, but if you’re a cranky old bugger in a whe...

Parts of Australia look like a deadset hellscape as bushfires roar across the Country

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Yeah, it’s no secret that the fires here in Ozzyland are pretty f**ken bad right now. We’ve talked about it a fair bit, and so have plenty of other places, but it seems that no matter how much you hear, every new visu...

This family dog was returned after being stolen then taken 2000 miles away

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Anyone who knows anything about dogs knows they’re part of the family, and anyone who doesn’t think so can bugger right off. So at Christmas time, it’s pretty f**ken important to have your doggos there. Of course, tha...

According to these statistics, 2019 was best year ever

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If you ask anyone, they’ll tell you pretty quickly that the world’s going to s**t, that the kids of today have lost the plot, that no one’s got any respect any more, and that disease, war, famine, and generic f**kery ...

This footage was captured of a bloke rescuing a koala from freezing cold water

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As you know, koalas are all over the bloody news at the moment. We happen to think that’s a good thing. These buggers need all the press they can get if we’re to make sure the species can live long and prosper. But wh...

These animal shelter dogs were allowed to pick a Christmas gift, here’s how it went

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You might think that Christmas isn’t really about the presents, and some might even make you right, but you can’t deny that for plenty of us, they make for a pretty f**ken rad part of it. There’s probably no better wa...

Desperate and dehydrated koala flags down cyclist for a drink

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By now, you’re probably starting to get pretty familiar with the state of the heatwave and its effect on the koalas in our bewdiful brown country. With that said, though, it’s probably important we make it real clear ...

The viral ‘Fish and Rice Cakes’ bloke has turned into a bloody rig

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We probably don’t need to tell you too much about the old ‘fish and rice cakes’ bodybuilding meme, but just in case you’re not aware of it, the whole thing stems from a docco that featured Danny Andrews as he was trai...

This bloke was labelled ‘Twitter King’ because of his tornado beer-chugging technique

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Rightio, this one’s pretty much only for those of us who are old enough to drink a few brews party-style. Seriously, kids, don’t try this s**t till you’re 18, and even then you should only do it in moderation. Now, wi...

Internet uproar after Instagram model ‘confronted an armed robber’ naked

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We all know that concepts like reality and truth can be warped and twisted online. The s**t happens every day, and it’s not hard to see why. In the endless battle for attention, the online media – just like the offlin...

Ozzy Dad forced to kill python after it repeatedly attacked his 4 yr old son

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Rightio, let’s start this one off simply, ya big bloody bewdiful legends. One Ozzy Dad. One massive f**ken scrub python. One son in danger. Regardless of your thoughts on animal cruelty, conservation and the environme...

Teacher creates cheeky exam question to find cheaters and catches 14 students

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We live in an age where pretty much any knowledge you need is available online and in easy reach thanks to the proliferation of smart technology. For most people, accessing that s**t doesn’t present a problem. You nee...

Flames ‘like a waterfall’ rage 200m up a cliff in Australian bushfires

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It’s no secret that our dear old Ozzyland is burning right now. In some places, the raging fires are burning like the flames of hell and creating brimstone landscapes that could come straight out of a Dante painting. ...

Ozzy match-up: Tarantula Hawk Wasp takes on a Huntsman Spider

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Roll up, roll up, come one, come all! It’s fight time here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, s**t’s about to get physical. It’s about to get violent. It’s about to get downright pugilistic. The two combatants today have...

This trash talking boxer challenged UFC vet ‘Black Beast’, instantly regrets it

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If you’ve got a sensible bone in your body, there are some situations you just try to avoid. One of those might be talking s**t to a pro MMA fighter about the nature of his sport. Crikey, you could probably go a step ...