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Sheila discovers crystal that looks identical to KFC

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Yeah, nah, when most of us picture a crystal, we probably picture the sort of thing you’d see in The Dark Crystal. Apparently, though, that s**t’s got nothing on this real-life KFC crystal that’s been doing the rounds...

These are some of the worst bloody ‘Facebook Marketplace’ negotiations

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By this stage of its existence, pretty much everyone knows that Facebook Marketplace is the lowest common denominator of online marketplaces. Obviously, it has a function as a place where you can get rid of unwanted t...

11 times people met their real-life doppelgangers and had some bloody questions to ask

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While we’re happy enough to call it bulls**t, there’s an old adage that reckons every bloke and every sheila have got a doppelganger somewhere in the world. As you probably know, old adages are usually about as trustw...

77-year-old Japanese artist creates landscape paintings with Excel

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The beautiful thing about art is this: as soon as you think you’ve got a handle on what it is, someone comes along and challenges that assumption. Obviously, that’s not a bad thing. Yeah, nah, it means art is constant...

Lamborghini unveils 3.4 million dollar yacht that looks like a f*@#en supercar

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We’re guessing that some of you revheads in the comments section are already barring up at the prospect of this thing, but we’re gonna give you a closer look, because deadset, this thing is f**ken schmick. Don’t get u...

Bloke shoved into canal after standing up for two swans

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Mate, as you bloody well know, we’re usually pretty anti the idea that you can’t trust the kids these days. Yeah, nah, we reckon anyone who says kids are worse now than they’ve ever been is a bit of a tit. But, and we...

Sheila turns to the Internet after discovering BF always takes butter to bathroom

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If we had to hazard a guess, we’d reckon you lot are probably all over the relationship subreddits on Reddit. After all, they make for a good laugh – and a frequent shake of the head. Of course, you’ve gotta separate ...

Watch what it is like to be stung by a “MurderHornet”

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Over the last week or so, there’s been a f**ktonne of buzz about murder hornets and the fact they’re coming to make 2020 even more full-on than it’s already been. Yeah, nah, ever since one of the little b**tards was f...

Teens film moment they discover body stuffed into suitcase and post it on TikTok!

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If you reckon that bloody TikTok is all about stupid dance moves and kids pissing themselves, you’re wronger than a dingo’s donger. Yeah, nah, don’t feel bad, we thought that s**t too, but apparently, things on TikTok...

Old mate takes on a f*@#en shark and holds its mouth with his bare hands

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If you’ve ever been to the beach, there are probably more than a few things you’re expecting to see. There’s obviously sand, surf, sunbathers, beachballs, board shorts, bikinis and lifeguards. One of the things you pr...

Tiktok clip showing baby ‘swimming lessons’ sparks heated debate online

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Raising kids in an age of ubiquitous mobile phones and video recording technology is an interesting prospect. Back in our day, when you had to walk sixty-miles to school, barefoot, on searing hot bitumen, you could ra...

It’s agreed: these are probably the bloody silliest tweets ever made

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One of the things they try to teach kids at school these days is the idea that if you put something on the internet it’s gonna stay there forever. While that is intended to steer young minds away from posting incrimin...

People shocked after learning what the sombrero on the Tequila bottle is actually for

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If you’ve ever bought a bottle of Sierra tequila, you’ll know full-well that it comes with an awesome little hat. Deadset, you might have worn it as a miniature hat at some stage in the past. S**t, you might have done...

F#*k-off big bloody Giant squid washes up on South African beach

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We know some of you out there in the comment section are probably beachgoers, but how would you be if you found a f**ken giant squid just washed up on the shore? And yeah, nah, while the question’s basically a hypothe...

The Internet has discovered baby owls sleep face down as their heads are too heavy

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As you’re no doubt aware, owls have always been a symbol of wisdom and intelligence. And that s**t goes right back to ancient times. The Greeks were all over it, often tying the creature to Athena, and pop culture see...