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Bloke left unconscious and alone in the woods until Apple Watch saved his life

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We’ve talked a few times on here about the nature of society’s relationship with Apple, so as you know, people either love their stuff or they hate it. But, if you’re completely honest with yourself, you have to say t...

There’s a coriander hate-group with 250,000 followers, and they’re pretty passionate about memes…

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Coriander’s one of those foods that divides people in a pretty extreme way. Most people who get a serve of coriander in their meal are like, “f**ken sweet! Coriander,” but there’s a faction out there, yes, a faction w...

Mum forced to feed baby 1.5L of coffee per day

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Believe it or not, one of the first things you’ll notice when you have a baby isn’t necessarily how cute they are, how wonderful being a parent is or how blessed you are, but just how much advice you get from everyone...

Have a f*@#en squiz at these cakes that look like real life objects!

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We’re pretty sure there’ll be more than a few of you out there in the comments section who are big cake fans. And deadset, whether you just like the band or you’ve got big love for the tasty stuff, we reckon that New ...

Home invasion goes wrong after owner chases thieves away in his undies

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It takes a very special kind of lowlife scumbag to break into someone’s house and steal. Especially when they're stealing from hardworking people. Most folks aren’t rolling in bloody cash and they work their nuts off ...

Old sheila defies police and actually enters Area 51 restricted zone

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Seeing as you’re on the internet, we know that you heard all about the proposed plan to storm Area 51 and ‘see them aliens.’ Deadset, for a while there, this was really shaping up to be THE zeitgeist movement of the n...

This bloody legend scammed a scammer and saved innocent person from losing $2000

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We’ve spoken before about the various lowlife scumbags of the world, and shared our thoughts on the topic of scammers. As you can imagine, we’re not fans. Thankfully, neither is YouTuber Jim Browning. If you don’t kno...

Aussie bike rider dies after trying to avoid swooping magpie

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Crocodiliacs. Nope ropes. Sharks. Box Jellyfish. Feisty Kangaroos. The irukandji. Backpacker murderers. Dunny spiders, drop bears and friggen scorpions; Ozzyland is, as you know, bloody chockers with deadly animals. N...

Lab where Russia store Smallpox and Ebola viruses has exploded

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It feels like only yesterday we were talking about an explosion of bovine jism at an Australian storage facility, but as the Russians are wont to do, they’ve only gone and topped that already. Yeah, deadset, as soon a...

Navy confirms that three UFO encounter videos are real

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Rightio, ya big bloody legends, it’s time to grab your tinfoil hats and venture into the world of the unknown. That’s right, we’re getting extra-terrestrial here today – and we’re not even going to Area 51. Yeah, nah,...

Messy clean up underway after massive cattle semen explosion at aussie farm

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Mate, if you’re a firefighter, we’re gonna guess you don’t get taught about ALL of the dangers on the training day. Obviously, you’ve got all the stuff about getting cats out of trees, posing for calendars and sliding...

Marine breaks up fight between students with flying spear tackle

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By now, we’re pretty much all aware of the ‘one punch can kill’ mantra, and there’s a good reason for that. One punch can kill. As you know, it only takes one dodgy fall for a head to be broken like a bloody egg. Of c...

Mum asks for time off when son is put on life support, manager’s response causes outrage

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Every now and then, everyone has to face some sort of personal catastrophe in their life. It’s a s**t state of affairs, but unfortunately, there’s just not a lot we can do about it. Yeah, nah, it’s a rough old ride, a...

Diver comes face-to-face with huge seven metre long Anaconda, doesn’t even sh*t himself

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The anaconda is one of those snakes that’s reserved a pretty friggen special reputation for itself over the years. The Ice Cube film from the late 90s can probably take a little bit of credit, but in all honesty, thes...

Bloke knocks back new van because the number plate was too rude

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Any bloke over a certain age has had a chuckle at the number ‘69’. And there’s a good reason for that. Yeah, nah, it’s not exactly the most couth of all the numbers. If you’re wondering why, it’s because ‘69’ is the n...