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Banksy artwork appears on wall of house that’s up for sale – chaos ensues!

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Bloody Banksy is at it again. The world’s most famous graffiti artist has confirmed he was behind a new artwork in Bristol in Pommyland. This time, his work seems to have been timely in more ways than one. The owners ...

Internet is stunned after discovering BBQ’s are free to use in Australian parks

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The bloody barbecue. Of all the iconic Australian symbols, there really aren’t many that are held in higher regard. We’re not sure whether it’s a result of our mostly grouse weather, our working class heritage, or the...

Aussie homeowner blasts tradies for stealing her new dunny’s virginity

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In life, some things are bloody sacred. Deadset, you don’t drink a man’s last beer, you don’t eat his lunch, and you certainly don’t s**t in their f**ken dunny without permission. That last one’s what this story’s all...

Unseen TV footage of Foo Fighters & Jack Black makes its way onto the internet!

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For plenty of you lot out there in the comments section, it’ll be no surprise to you that Jack Black and the Foo Fighters go way back. Yeah, nah, these two are long-time collaborators who’ve shared stages, recording s...

Another leaked Pentagon photo and report reveals another UFO

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Mate, if you thought that art group claiming credit for the metal monoliths meant that 2020 wouldn’t end with same alien shenanigans, we’ve got some bloody news for you here. Yeah, nah, just like they have a few times...

Mum receives messages of distress from ‘smart’ vacuum cleaner

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When it comes to technology, the general rule of thumb is that it’s supposed to make your life easier. That’s why we’re all big fans of smart technology. Yeah, nah, movies like Terminator might posit that artificial i...

Old bloke gives bloody gold interview after getting his COVID-19 Vaccine

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Today’s a bit of a monumental one in that it marks the beginning of the Brits doling out the Covid-19 vaccine to members of the general public. Keen to make sure they had some solid coverage of the human element, CNN ...

“Thought it was hairy caterpillars at first. Haven’t used my car for a week”

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Look, we’re not gonna give you the spiel about spiders and Australia in detail right now because we feel like we’ve done it only recently, but it’s fair to say we’ve got some pretty f**ken big spiders here down under....

Young bloke camps in blizzard for 70 subscribers, now has half a million fans

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Considering the fact that we’re obviously a little biased about things, we reckon having your own YouTube channel is cool as f**k. Deadset, it’s a great way to share your passions with the world, show off your skills,...

Sheila attacked by kangaroo for wearing Sarah Jessica Parker perfume

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We know you’re looking at that headline and thinking ‘crikey, fellas, that seems a touch overblown’ and maybe it is, but if you ask the Aussie sheila who was savagely assaulted by an irate kangaroo how it happened, sh...

Australian bloke used a Wheelie Bin to nick $10k worth of cowboy hats

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Although we can’t talk from experience, we reckon that for the discerning criminal, there must be hundreds of ways to camouflage their diabolical deeds. Deadset, the use of the clipboard to access out-of-bounds areas ...

Bodybuilder marries sex doll in traditional marriage ceremony

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As you lot know, the world takes all-comers. Yeah, nah, there are bloody billions of us on this planet, and we’ve all got a wealth of different interests, hobbies, kinks, and tastes. Yuri Tolochko, a bodybuilder from ...

Huge 4m alligator says “yeah nah” and steals duck from hunters

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We’ve mentioned on here before that hunting’s one of those funny pastimes that can veer between right and wrong. Yeah, nah, sometimes it's a 'completely acceptable method of gathering your own food for completely acce...

After Romanian monolith disappears, another bloody pops up in California

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If you’ve been keeping an eye on your social media feeds over the last couple of weeks, you’ll undoubtedly be aware of the metal monoliths that have been popping up in random places. Deadset, since the first one appea...

Elon Musk has detailed how humans will survive on Mars within our lifetime

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Whether you love him or hate him, you’ve gotta admit that Elon Musk knows how to get people talking. Yeah, nah, he’s the master of dropping the kind of news that gets tongues wagging. But we’re not here to talk about ...