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Michael Jordan’s new golf course uses drones to deliver the beers!

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Mate, we’ve said it before, but we are marching headlong into a glorious future chockers with technological wonder and convenience. Deadset, if you haven’t already noticed just how much s**t has changed around us, hav...

Have a bloody gander at the never-before-seen orgies of shipworms

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Rule 34. We’re going to assume that most of you know what this one is, but just in case you don't, it suggests that if you can think of a concept, the internet has p*rn for it. In this case, those of you who were curi...

Bloke pays UFC announcer Bruce Buffer to break up with his missus for him

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If you’re not bloody familiar with Cameo, it’s a pretty f**ken swish service that allows you to have all manner of celebs and personalities deliver personal messages to people. Basically, you give them the gist of wha...

Banksy artwork appears on wall of house that’s up for sale – chaos ensues!

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Bloody Banksy is at it again. The world’s most famous graffiti artist has confirmed he was behind a new artwork in Bristol in Pommyland. This time, his work seems to have been timely in more ways than one. The owners ...

Internet is stunned after discovering BBQ’s are free to use in Australian parks

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The bloody barbecue. Of all the iconic Australian symbols, there really aren’t many that are held in higher regard. We’re not sure whether it’s a result of our mostly grouse weather, our working class heritage, or the...

Aussie homeowner blasts tradies for stealing her new dunny’s virginity

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In life, some things are bloody sacred. Deadset, you don’t drink a man’s last beer, you don’t eat his lunch, and you certainly don’t s**t in their f**ken dunny without permission. That last one’s what this story’s all...

Unseen TV footage of Foo Fighters & Jack Black makes its way onto the internet!

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For plenty of you lot out there in the comments section, it’ll be no surprise to you that Jack Black and the Foo Fighters go way back. Yeah, nah, these two are long-time collaborators who’ve shared stages, recording s...

Another leaked Pentagon photo and report reveals another UFO

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Mate, if you thought that art group claiming credit for the metal monoliths meant that 2020 wouldn’t end with same alien shenanigans, we’ve got some bloody news for you here. Yeah, nah, just like they have a few times...

Mum receives messages of distress from ‘smart’ vacuum cleaner

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When it comes to technology, the general rule of thumb is that it’s supposed to make your life easier. That’s why we’re all big fans of smart technology. Yeah, nah, movies like Terminator might posit that artificial i...

Old bloke gives bloody gold interview after getting his COVID-19 Vaccine

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Today’s a bit of a monumental one in that it marks the beginning of the Brits doling out the Covid-19 vaccine to members of the general public. Keen to make sure they had some solid coverage of the human element, CNN ...

“Thought it was hairy caterpillars at first. Haven’t used my car for a week”

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Look, we’re not gonna give you the spiel about spiders and Australia in detail right now because we feel like we’ve done it only recently, but it’s fair to say we’ve got some pretty f**ken big spiders here down under....

Young bloke camps in blizzard for 70 subscribers, now has half a million fans

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Considering the fact that we’re obviously a little biased about things, we reckon having your own YouTube channel is cool as f**k. Deadset, it’s a great way to share your passions with the world, show off your skills,...

Sheila attacked by kangaroo for wearing Sarah Jessica Parker perfume

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We know you’re looking at that headline and thinking ‘crikey, fellas, that seems a touch overblown’ and maybe it is, but if you ask the Aussie sheila who was savagely assaulted by an irate kangaroo how it happened, sh...

Australian bloke used a Wheelie Bin to nick $10k worth of cowboy hats

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Although we can’t talk from experience, we reckon that for the discerning criminal, there must be hundreds of ways to camouflage their diabolical deeds. Deadset, the use of the clipboard to access out-of-bounds areas ...

Bodybuilder marries sex doll in traditional marriage ceremony

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As you lot know, the world takes all-comers. Yeah, nah, there are bloody billions of us on this planet, and we’ve all got a wealth of different interests, hobbies, kinks, and tastes. Yuri Tolochko, a bodybuilder from ...