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These pics prove that the internet can identify just about anything

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Back in the day, we used to say that all the world’s knowledge was held in books. These days, though, we just tell ourselves that it’s all floating around the darkest recesses of the internet. We’re not sure exactly w...

These 13 people realized they dated celebs before they were famous, share evidence

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It’s not always the first thing that comes to mind when you think of celebs, but at some point before the illuminati indoctrinated them and turned them into huge stars they had to be normal people, right? Yeah, nah, i...

Elon Musk has revealed his newborns name and the internet has had a bloody field day

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Yeah, yeah, we know as well you do that famous people give their newborns completely bats**t names all the time. It’s not a new thing, and it’s certainly not going to stop anytime soon, but anyone who thought that Elo...

“World Naked Gardening Day” is a thing and we’ve got the bloody best bits here

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We’re gonna hazard a guess and say that there’s at least a few of you out there in the comments section who’ve got a ‘weird’ mate on Facebook who gets their gear off for something called ‘World Gardening Day’ every ye...

The Mountain breaks the world f*@#en record for deadlifting

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Anyone who’s seen Game of Thrones knows that the bloke who plays The Mountain is a f**ken beefcake. Yeah, nah, that bloke’s built like a brick s**thouse. That’s because he’s a f**ken champion weightlifter. Fair dinkum...

Parents share what quarantining with kids is really like

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All right, if you’ve got social media, we’re going to guess that you have friends and family on there who can’t help but update you about every little thing their kid does, even if that means they have to film their k...

53-year old Mike Tyson is hitting pads again to prepare for exhibition bouts

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Yeah, nah, there’s no real doubt that young Mike Tyson was a f**ken monster. The dude’s prowess in the ring is legendary, not just in boxing circles, but in wider culture as well. Obviously, his life’s a storied one, ...

The Pentagon released UFO footage this week and we’ve all been too bloody busy to notice

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You might remember that a while back we showed you some footage of purported UFOs. Well, we can now tell you that the US Government has come out and said the bloody things are fair dinkum unidentified flying objects. ...

Sheila’s implant saves her life in what appears to be a medical first

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Mate, once you’ve read this story, you’ll be wondering if there’s anything these things can’t do. Yeah, nah we all know that bloody jubblies are pretty special, what with their ability to feed the young, and impress t...

Doctors film spider spinning web in sheila’s ear-canal

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We’ve all heard that bullshit about spiders climbing inside your mouth while you sleep at night. Yeah, nah, we can’t remember the exact claim, but basically it says you eat a s**tload of spiders at night without knowi...

Bloke left stunned after discovering we’ve all been using peelers wrong

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All right, in the interests of laying our cards on the table, we know that whenever a hack comes up, there are bloody clever bastards out there in the comments section acting like they knew all about this s**t before ...

Chinese Doctors’ skin turned dark after Covid-19 recovery

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Now, you know we’re not big on sensationalist bulls**t here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Having said that, we sometimes come across a story that makes us go, ‘Yeah, nah, that’s clearly f**ken untrue.’ We legit sat on this one...

Vegas Mayor gives unhinged interview proposing ‘experiment’ on residents

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We bloody love America here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but like most people across the world, we sometimes look at the place and wonder just what the f**k is going on. Don’t get us wrong, we don’t say that to be nasty or an...

People are seeing Elon Musk’s latest project in the night sky

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Now, while we know that some of you won’t have a f**ken clue about Elon Musk’s Starlink Satellites, we also know that some of you will be all over that s**t like freckles on a ranga. If you are all over it, you’re not...

Cheeky pilot makes emergency landing on highway – in traffic

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If you know anything about small planes, it’s probably the fact that the bloody things fall out of the sky all the friggen time. Yeah, nah, from what we’ve been told, those things come crashing to earth all the bloody...