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This real-time animation which will change your perception of the speed of light

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Look, we all know that if there’s one thing that’s really bloody quick, it’s the speed of light. Deadset, it’s pretty much the go-to for referencing things that move really quickly. And that’s one of the things that’s...

US politician denies ripping huge fart in the middle of a live TV interview

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The unwelcome fart. The bloody gatecrasher. The uninvited guest. Whatever you want to call it, there’s no secret that we’ve all fallen victim to – or even unleashed – a poorly timed fart. For what it’s worth, we don’t...

The internet went crazy after this ‘motorboat’ happened live on X-Factor

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The world’s a pretty bloody PC place these days. For some, that’s a bad thing. For others, not so much. And, if we’re completely honest, while there’s always a place for innocent banter, if we end up with some fair bo...

Deep sea submarine explorer is stalked by bloody scary Abyssal Squid

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It’s long been established that the ocean floor is a vastly unexplored and – dare we say it – alien place. It’s well known for being seriously f**ken hard to investigate thanks to combinations of high pressure, extrem...

Camera footage catches out appalling delivery of a $1500 camera lens

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Remember f**ken Paperboy? We all know that game was the duck’s nuts, but thankfully, most of us have moved on. But, as you know, there’s always bloody one. In this case, the ‘one’ who’s clearly a big fan of that old g...

AI can now tell you which celebs are doctoring their Instagram pics

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When you’re asked which celebrities are using programs like Facetune or Photoshop to edit their selfies and post them online, the obvious answer is ‘all of them’. We’re not here to dispute that or get into a deep and ...

Video of bus driver throwing kid off bus ends in mass bloody confusion

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We all know that kids in public can be right little b**tards. And, yeah, nah, yeah, don’t get us wrong, we know it’s not all the kids, but whether those trickier ones are unschooled in the ways of society, playing up ...

The captions for these bodgy construction jobs are pure bloody gold

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For plenty of blokes, a bloody good DIY job is a proper source of pride. When you can tile that floor, build that wall and weld that metal thing real well, it gives you a proper sense of satisfaction. But, there are a...

Sheila shames friend online after finding his ‘strategically carved’ soap

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As you know, we live by a pretty simple f**ken rule here at Ozzy Man Reviews: everyone gets a fair go and we always try to give the benefit of the doubt. We know that sometimes that’s bloody hard and, in fairness, it’...

Lego have released a 3,300 piece Batmobile set and it’s bloody unreal

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When it comes to Lego, we understand that we don’t know nearly as much about the stuff as some of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section. That doesn’t mean we can’t talk about it, though. It’s just...

Mum-to-be tries to film baby moving – records partner dropping a huge dump by mistake

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Some people truly believe that nothing can detract from the beautiful joy of pregnancy and childbirth. They’re wrong, but they believe it anyway. Of course, we’re here today to put that belief to the test. Don’t get u...

Macca’s customer was ‘high as a kite’ after using special codeword when ordering

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With so many places around the world now treating marijuana edibles as a pretty common-place product, more and more people are becoming inclined to give the stuff a try. Of course, they’re usually doing it of their ow...

This Chinese fish has got people freaking out

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In popular culture, there’s a strange notion that any sort of half-fish/half-human hybrid is gonna be a kind of aesthetically pleasing creature to look at. Clearly, that’s bulls**t and Disney has a lot to answer for. ...

Judges left gobsmacked after human on Talent Show eats sausages with her bum

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We’re often told that if you want to achieve your dreams, you’ve gotta work hard. That, in fairness, seems like bloody great advice. Get your head down and your arse up and hone your skills. No matter what you’re doin...

Scientists confirm discovery of mysterious ‘Interstellar Space Boundary’

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Space. The final frontier, the big black thing above the sky, the place that no one can hear you scream; whatever you think of when you hear about it, you can’t deny that it’s still a big bloody mystery to humanity. B...