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F**k off big cow is too big to be slaughtered

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The list of things the average bloke or blokette needs to know about cows, cattle and bulls is pretty f**ken simple: they taste great, they piss milk, they hate little Spanish c**ts with red flags and swords, their be...

Police make a run for it as attempt to recover body of man killed by tribe goes wrong

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By now, we’ve all heard about the foolish but still bloody tragic demise of American missionary John Chau. It’s been all over the internet in recent days and there’s been a wealth of memes, some callous commentary and...

Humans know when they’re dead, scientists discover

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If you’ve ever wondered what exactly happens to you when you die – apart from pooping your pants – scientists think they may have figured out the answer. In short, your brain keeps ticking and is fully aware of the fa...

Hang glider cheats death after realising harness was not attached

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The internet is awash with folks who’ve come a solid f**ken cropper while they’re enjoying a dose of extreme sports, trying to get tricky in a silly spot or wrecking themselves while they’re enjoying their recreation ...

ISS footage of Russian rocket launch puts Hollywood directors to shame

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As humans, we get to experience a lot of cool sh*t vicariously thanks to the magic of television and Hollywood special effects. Wanna know what it looks like when a car falls off a cliff and explodes, f**ken watch a m...

Ancient tablet contains first recorded customer complaint

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If you’ve ever been short-changed, ripped-off or sold an inferior product, you’ll know just how bloody frustrating going to the shops can be. Just today, I saw a mechanic have a proper f**ken whinge at the deli assist...

A man has been killed attempting to convert extremely isolated tribe to christianity

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Like it or not, the world is f**ken chock-a-block with extremely dangerous places. Usually, when we’re warned to stay away from certain places – and people – because of the simple fact that the going there is likely t...

NASA publishes the greatest PR video of all time

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We probably don’t tend to think about it much these days, but f**ken space travel is pretty bloody rad. To take part in it, you’ve got to be smarter than at least two average people, reasonably fit, okay with possibly...

Steve Irwin’s son Bob is an award winning photographer

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Make no mistake about it, ya big bloody dickheads. We f**ken love Steve Irwin here at Ozzy Man Reviews, not only because the bloody legend was local, but because he was, without a doubt, the king of the top f**ken blo...

11 year old boy takes car for joyride after mum takes away PlayStation

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G’day ya bloody legendary dingbats, how the f**k are ya? Hopefully you’re good, and you’re not spending time in the doghouse with ya mum or ya missus. Of course, we do want you to think back on your life as a young gr...

Dubai police have started using giant drone looking hoverbikes

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Remember the television show, Cops? We know, we know, you’re probably wondering how the f**k you could forget. It was always a tops bloody source of cop on crackhead action. Anyway, imagine how different it would have...

Cambodian boy wows tourists using over 10 languages to sell souvenirs

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Having the ability to communicate in multiple languages has to be one of the best skills going. Watching someone seamlessly switch between languages is always pretty bloody impressive, but the real benefits of it don’...

Eric Chien’s champion magic trick is f*cken outrageously good

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F**k me, holy f**ken sh*tballs and f**ken hell, get a load of this cheeky wizard c**t and his straight-up epic magic trick. Deadset, Eric Chien, the bloke behind this one is absolutely, positively, stupendously good a...

A Breaking Bad movie is in the works

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In news that should well and truly make you say ‘F**K YES!’ rumours that there’s a Breaking Bad movie in the works are picking up the kinda steam that could power enough Victorian-era factories to mangle a whole gener...

Melbourne Cup attendees get sh*tfaced and head straight to Destination F#*ked

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Ah, the Melbourne Cup, for many it’s just another day of brutality and animal cruelty on Australia’s horse-racing calendar, for others it’s a day to get completely f**ken shellacked while horses race while carrying ti...