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Oreo built a doomsday vault to protect cookies for future generations

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Let’s be honest, when we talk about the end of the world, loads of us go straight to thoughts of zombie-slaying and souped-up cars. What we don’t do is ask the important questions, like what’s gonna happen to the Oreo...

Cow caught casually eating snake in outback Australia

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All right, without banging on about it, 2020’s thrown an awful lot of s**t at us. But, of all the things we’ve seen this year, we reckon no one could have predicted carnivorous cattle. Yeah, nah, we’re not even joking...

Bloke walking through NYC falls into sinkhole full of rats

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When you ask people what their worst fears are, you’re bound to get a few common answers. Yeah, nah, you can reasonably expect people to mention storms, darkness, snakes, existential crises, clowns, and rats. Obviousl...

Road rage d**khead tries to intimidate sheila, justice is restored

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If we’re completely honest with you, there’s more than a few things we’ve claimed are the best things to happen to the internet in recent years, but today’s video sees us once again looking at dash cams and thinking, ...

A giant 2,000 year old cat drawing was accidentally found by workers in Peru

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Sometimes you see news that you just think has to be bulls**t. Don’t get us wrong, we know the Nazca lines contain f**ken tonnes of awesome images that you wouldn’t expect to be there, but a giant Nazca line cat just ...

Japan has just opened an “Adult Theme Park” in Tokyo

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The Japanese are well known for their quirky attitude to life. While on one hand they’re seen as some of – if not the – most polite people on the planet, they’re also seen as some of the kinkiest. Yeah, nah, we don’t ...

Bot orders $18,752 of McSundaes every 30 minutes to find if machines are working

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If you’re a fan of Maccas’ sundaes, you’ve no doubt come across the inevitable broken down machine. Yeah, nah, these buggers are about as work-shy as my mate Duncan the Dolebludger, and that’s a royal pain in the arse...

What do you hear? Audio illusion divides the Internet yet again

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The internet is pretty much impossible to pin down. Obviously, that’s not new information, but just when you think you’ve figured out what it likes, which, just quietly is Leonardo Di Caprio memes, something else come...

Donald Trump has started his very own bloody TikTok trend

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Donald Trump. There’s probably never been a US president as divisive. We’re going to avoid the political stuff for now, though, and focus only on the fact he’s unintentionally taken a break from spawning monumentally ...

Dog communicates through buttons and tells its owner important news

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It’s no secret that we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We’re firm believers that the little legends are man’s best friend, and whenever we see or hear about one doing something rad, we’ve gotta share it. Wi...

Vets remove entire bloody blanket from hungry snake’s stomach

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We all know that bloody snakes are hungry buggers. Deadset, they don’t even chew their food. They just swallow that s**t whole. Naturally, that can lead to the occasional hiccup. Take the snake in this story for examp...

1000 year old Viking house preserved under Irish Supermarket

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One of the things that’s really awesome about Europe is the fact that so much cool historical s**t is preserved in ancient structures. Don’t get us wrong, we realise that buildings aren’t the only things that make his...

Buzz Aldrin demonstrates how to deal with annoying conspiracy theorist

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In this day and age, we all know how annoying conspiracy theorists are. Deadset, despite the fact they feel like they have secret knowledge and that speaks to their low self-esteem, we all know that to believe half of...

Sacha Baron Cohen opens up about how he sneaked past security in Trump fat suit

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It’s no secret that we bloody love Sacha Baron Cohen here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we’ve gone on record before and said that we reckon that having him in the age of social media is solid bloody gold. The reason...

Bloke finds f**k-off big spider in his earmuffs after feeling a little tickle

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As you know, Ozzy Land doesn’t get to claim all of the world’s scary animals as its own, but when it comes to spiders, we’ve got our fair share. Yeah, nah, again, we might not be the country with the most, but the one...

Watch these average people freak out over 10 meter high dive

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One of the interesting things about being a human is confidence. While we’re sure there would be exceptions, we reckon that if we asked you whether or not you’d jump from a ten metre diving board, you’d probably be li...

Some of the best yearbook quotes you’ll ever bloody see

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We don’t know about the rest of the world, but here in Australia, the school year is coming to an end for our grade 12s. Those f**kers are about to be unleashed on society, and you’ve gotta imagine they’re pretty happ...

17-year-old sheila breaks Guinness Book of World Record for having longest legs

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If there’s one book that everyone in the world bloody loves, it’s the Guinness Book of World Records. Year in, year out, that thing gets tongues wagging, settles arguments, and creates a comprehensive list of the grea...

Footage captured shows 11 year old kid taking joyride in stolen school bus

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Look, for our American friends, we know it might feel like we’re punching down a bit lately and focusing on a fair bit of the s**t going on in your neck of the woods. We honestly don’t mean to. It’s just that—without ...

UFC Commentators label this spinning-heel-kick “the greatest KO ever”

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Whether you love or hate the UFC, there’s no way you can deny the prowess of the fighters involved. Whether they’re enduring a brutal arse-kicking or handing out some serious punishment, you’ve just gotta admit that t...