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It took this family two years to realise their pet wasn’t a dog

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F**ken dogs are great aren’t they? Seriously, they’re smart, they’re friendly, they’re obedient and they’re really bloody good at growing to three metres tall and walking on two legs. Nah, we’re not kidding. This Chin...

These HR people revealed inclusions on job applications that were bloody strange

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Work. As much as everyone bitches about it, it’s one of those real necessities in life. With it, you get to enjoy awesome things like somewhere to live, food and beer. Without it, well, you get the idea. Of course, to...

Boxer lands cheeky kiss on opponent during pre-fight staredown

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Boxing’s traditional stare-down is a pretty handy piece of marketing. You get both combatants staring into each other’s eyes, playing up the intensity, and giving the fans what they want to see - all before the big fi...

Poker player busted by internet detectives allegedly stealing $350k while on camera

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Poker’s one of those games that bloody everyone takes pretty seriously. Deadset, you can sit down with your mates and a few brewskis for a game of poker, but you know as well as we do that it’s only a matter of time b...

Legendary bloke has created one of our all time favourite inventions

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Bin day. No matter where you are, it’s a pain in the arse. Deadset, around here, it seems like every Tuesday morning we’re already running late for work when we realise we’ve gotta put the bins out. Sometimes, it’s ea...

Sheila climbs into Zoo’s lion den

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It’s really not a big claim to say that the world is full of stupid people. Yeah, nah, really it’s not. The evidence is all around us, and despite the fact that we’re supposed to grow collectively smarter as a race wi...

The Goldeneye 007 unreal engine 4 remake is looking f*@#en awesome!

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Nintendo 64’s timeless James Bond game, Goldeneye is a game that’s still remembered very, very fondly by those who had the joy of playing it back in the day. S**t, considering it originally saw release back in 1997, i...

“Single Mum” tries to scam person she bought couch from with fag bugs, backfires beautifully

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Bloody scammers are a strange breed of human. Deadset, while these cheeky buggers have the poor intention of ripping people off – often for quite large sums of cash – they frequently find themselves as comic foils in ...

Some people claim they can’t see the leopard in this picture

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Mate, you know as well as we do that bloody camouflage is a pretty friggen cool invention. Seriously, there’s something pretty rad about a natural way to hide amongst your environment, and that’s true whether you’re t...

Bloody brilliant video shows sleeping Octopus changing colours while dreaming

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By this stage, pretty much everyone and their dog knows that Octopuses are pretty bloody clever animals. They’ve got problem-solving skills, the ability to change their colour, the ability to reshape their bodies in g...

Passengers organise ‘whip-around’ for staff who just found out they’re redundant

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You may or may not be aware, but Thomas Cook, one of the UK’s bigger airlines has been doing it a bit tough recently. And, to be fair, there’s been loads of s**t going on. We’re not here to focus on all the ins and ou...

MegaBots’ 15-foot battle robots are up for sale on eBay!

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On the face of it, there’s probably not too many things are cooler than the prospect of giant robots fighting each other to the death, even if those robots are piloted by people. That’s probably why the initial excite...

It turns out this viral AI tool has become racist

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One of the things we humans often praise ourselves for is our brilliance at developing sophisticated technology. Deadset, we’re always patting ourselves on the back and saying, ‘have a look at this cool s**t, bro.’ Ho...

Sheila abandons adopted 11y/o, claims girl was actually 22y/o sociopath

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All right, ya big scaredy-cats, we know Halloween isn’t here for another month or so, but if this story isn’t one that gets the hairs on the back of your neck standing to attention, we reckon you’ve either got balls o...

Politician sues Youtuber who released video calling him a ‘dense humpty dumpty’

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As you may be aware, politics in Ozzyland can be a bloody strange place. Obviously, it’s rife with backstabbing, baby-hugging and hardhat-wearing d-bags who love nothing more getting paid s**t-tonnes of money for doin...