Welcome to the f@*#en US Mullet Championships!

You know what, whether you bloody love ‘em or you bloody hate ‘em, you’ve gotta say that the mullet has staying power. F**ken deadset, they’ve not gone anywhere for years, and they’re not about to anytime soon. We’re not sure why that is in any kinda expert terms, but we can only imagine it’s because with a little bit of love and affection, they’re glorious as f**k! Yeah, nah, they are, it’s the truth! That’s why we love this competition!

All right, for those of you who don’t know, there’s been an annual mullet championship in the States since 2020, and it’s f**ken mintox. It’s fair dinkum chockers with mullets so bloody perfect that you’ve just gotta give ‘em credit.

According to a press release for the event, there are a few categories, including adult male, adult female (femullet), teen and children, but we’re here today to have a squiz at the contenders in the kids’ contest.

And we s**t you not, there are some iconic mullets here. Whether you’re talking about the lad with the fauxhawk/mullet combo, the kid with the bangs, or the kid with the long-as-f**k mullet, you’ve gotta respect the fact that when they get down to business, they’re serious and that when they get down to party, they party hard.

Now, we don’t know where all of you f**kers live, but in these parts, mullets are pretty f**ken popular right now. Unfortunately, the mullets we’re seeing are pretty ratty. Yeah, nah, they’re not getting the love and affection these mullets are.

So…if you’ve got a mullet, f**ken give these a good gander and then hit these lads up for some styling tips. Yeah, nah, deadset, these are pretty f**ken good.

Final thought: All right, we’re probably gonna regret this, but if you’re rocking a heinous mullet, f**ken give us a look. Post your photo in the comments section and tell us whether or not you could give these kids a run for their money.

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