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Scientists reckon aliens have ‘found us’ and are ‘keeping us in a zoo’

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If in the not-too-distant past you’ve ever thought that the truth was out there, you can now rest safely in the knowledge that yeah, the truth is actually now ‘out’. And, according to some scientists it’s pretty f**ke...

‘Gangster’ arrested with ancient gun from 1858 gets roasted by the internet

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If there’s one thing the internet provides users, it’s the security of knowing you’re just a faceless and locationless username who’s free to ridicule and mock pretty much anyone. Deadset, you might not even think the...

Morgan Freeman has dedicated his huge home to help save the existence of bees

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Pretty much everyone in the world knows that we like to imagine Morgan Freeman as the voice of God. He’s a f**ken top notch narrator and a top notch bloke to boot. As evidence of that, he’s decided that his 124 ac...

People share their worst hotel fails from their trips

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Anyone who’s ever travelled knows that hotels can get away with tonnes of dodgy s**t thanks to their no refund policies and the fact that everything’s booked and paid for online before you even arrive. The end result ...

Straight bloke accidentally starts dating… another bloke

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Yeah, we know what that headline says and, ha ha, yeah, yeah, f**ken nah, it’s not bulls**t, it’s completely on the f**ken level. Well, it is on the internet, but ya know...it's as legit as you can expect. Basically, ...

Flat Earthers are planning an expedition to the edge of the world

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You’ve seen the memes, you’ve read the roasts and you’ve enjoyed the hype, but now it’s finally come time for the Flat Earth Movement to do something they could have done ages and ages ago. Yeah, deadset, they’ve fina...

This trailer for a reimagined Fresh Prince of Bel Air looks f***en awesome

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It’s been said a metric s**tload of times, but mainstream Hollywood seems almost devoid ideas with the way it’s remaking, rebooting and reimagining classics and capitalising on our nostalgic love for the old s**t. Wha...

The “Barking Dog Man” is back 9 years later, and he’s still f**ken got it!

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One of the greatest gifts the internet can bestow on us is the arrival of a new viral legend. A One-Vid Wonder if you will. There’s been f**ken heaps of the b**tards over time, but one of the all-time classics has to ...

Bloke robs sheila at ATM, returns her money after seeing bank balance

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We’re all familiar with the story of Robin Hood. He’s the plucky fox who steals from the rich and gives to the poor. And, yeah, we know, he comes in many guises. Sometimes he’s a Golden Age actor with a massive dong. ...

Bloke who got swallowed by a whale explains how he got out

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Bloody hell! If this isn’t some Jonah and the Whale bulls**t, we’re never gonna have a story that is. The other day, a diver was filming some pretty cool marine shenanigans when a friggin’ whale just f**ken gobbled hi...

Dave Chappelle calls musician’s performance “gay” on live Instagram show, gets awkward

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Love or hate Dave Chappelle, you can’t deny that the man says whatever the f**k he wants whenever the f**k he wants. In fairness, that’s not really seen as such a good thing as it might have been a few years back when...

Forget AI, humans with Amplified Intelligence could be waaaay more powerful

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By this stage of your Netflix membership, you should be well and truly familiar with the concept of artificial intelligence. You know, the field of research that’s trying to make machines smart enough to learn and do ...

Viral math hack has everyone asking “Why the f*** weren’t we taught this in school?”

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Whether you call it math, maths, arithmetic, or numeracy, it’s no secret that mathematics sucks a fat one. It really does. And that’s probably why people are always looking for ways to excel at maths without actually ...

Centuries old ‘witch marks’ found in ancient cave

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It’s been a bloody good month for cavers and archaeologists in the UK. First of all, they found some ancient Roman dick and balls carvings in quarries near Hadrian’s Wall, which is impressive enough in itself, but a s...

Paraglider gets into biff with kangaroo during landing, because ‘STRAYA

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It only takes a rudimentary knowledge of wildlife, geography and near-death experiences to know that Australia is famed for possessing wildlife that’ll f**k you up. To be honest, we’re not really sure how we came to p...