Bizarre series of events sees a cat KO a pensioner then fight sock wearing dog

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Bizarre series of events sees a cat KO a pensioner then fight sock wearing dog

If you’ve kept abreast of what we do here at Ozzy Man Reviews, the news that cats are c**ts won’t be new to you. Yeah, nah, that s**t’s old knowledge. Don’t get us wrong, it doesn’t mean they’re not loveable buggers; they most certainly are, but when they wanna cause trouble, they play up like second-hand whipper snippers. Check the little prick in this video to see what we mean.

Yeah, no s**t, check this f**ken rap-list: the cat plummets from the sky, knocking a pensioner out so hard he had to spend twenty-three f**ken days in hospital before punching on with a sock-wearing dog. Yeah, nah, this video is f**ken wild!

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OK, we’ll stop waffling. As you watch the video, you’ll see Gao Fenghua walking his Golden Retriever in Harbin, a city in the north-eastern Chinese province of Heilongjiang. And then, like an anvil, F**Ken Surprise Attack!

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The cat comes off the top turnbuckle like the bloody 1-2-3 Kid and bloody Gao is f**ken out for the count. Of course, from there, the cat tries to get back inside.

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Fortunately, Gao’s sock-wearing Golden Retriever is like, “Oy, f**ken get back here, ya dickhead. Ya just knocked me bloody human out. You can’t just nick off without saying sorry.”

Unfortunately, the cat doesn’t wanna talk. Yeah, nah, he’s just like, “F**k off, dog,” and has a swipe. Deadset, he’s a feisty prick and he’s just ready to f**ken throw down.

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Anyway, bloody Gao was in hospital for twenty-three days and needed physiotherapy after the attack. The cat, supposedly, belongs to his upstairs neighbour and fell from the balcony.

Final thought: Yeah, nah, this is a wild video, and in the world of cats that are also c**ts, this one’s up there on top billing. Deadset, it does not give a f**k!

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