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Entitled charity worker fails to understand basic maths and loses $6000 worth of equipment

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If you think that being a good bloke can be pretty tiring, you oughtta try being a good bloke who has to work with stupid people. As Abs Delfuego, the owner of a small business that makes arcade machine cases, will te...

Bloke demands girlfriend takes dump in front of him to prove she isn’t cheating

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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful dickheads. Let’s talk about gender stereotypes. Despite some obvious physiological differences between the sexes, we all know that generally speaking stereotypes are a bad thing. And, to ...

The first pictures of the $A1.4 billion Star Wars attraction have emerged

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Bloody Star Wars is easily one of the most beloved film franchises in existence. Its biggest fans aren’t just bloody keen on it, they’re full on f**ken crazy about it, and, to be fair, even a casual fan of the movies ...

Battery experiment proves how f**ked your insides are if swallowed

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Rightio, mums and dads, it’s time for one of Ozzy Man Reviews' lessons in parenting. As you know, kids are pretty bloody stupid. Now, don’t get offended at that. It’s just a fact. Even a smart kid is pretty f**ken dum...

Navy pilots have been reporting UFO sightings on a ‘daily basis’

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F**ken UFOs are an interesting phenomenon if there ever was one. Some blokes and blokettes would swear blind that these bloody things are interplanetary visitors here to mutilate cows and probe anuses. Others reckon t...

Dirt biker misjudges the terrain and accidentally launches himself off a 40-foot cliff

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Homer Simpson’s epic double face-plant down a cliff-face is one of the iconic moments of 90s comedy. It’s one we’ve all seen f**ken dozens of times, and we’ve all bloody laughed at it. At the risk of sounding like Cap...

This bloke makes throwing and catching a boomerang look like a thing of beauty!

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We’re not gonna bulls**t you, we know that in many circles boomerangs are f**ken synonymous with Ozzyland. Our tourist shops are full of the c**ts, they feature pretty heavily in images showing the Ozzy stereotype and...

Blokes desperate to grow beards claim to have found a remedy for patchy face hair!

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It’s no secret; the blokes out there who can’t sprout a manly beard are fair dinkum inferior to those of us who can. Even science reckons those dudes aren’t as healthy or handsome as bearded f**kers, so it’s no surpri...

63-year-old millionaire proposes to 25-year-old reality star on red carpet at Cannes

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A lot is said about love these days. Some think it’s been cheapened by the ever-evolving nature of society. Some, though, they reckon it’s only been strengthened. Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re not exactly sure where...

Hotel manager posts perfect response online to bad review

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A bad review on the internet can open a whole kettle of dodgy fish for the business on the receiving end of it. A few correctly spun words can easily have a business going into damage-control, losing guests, losing re...

Someone has compared Game Of Thrones scenes to Shrek and the similarities are f***en uncanny

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Back when Shrek first hit the screens, it blew minds with its clever-as-f**k fracturing of everyone’s favourite fairy tales, spot-on humour and kick-ass story. Deadset, this one pretty much broke the mould for CGI mov...

Dude wakes up from a night on the sauce to discover his package chopped off!

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We’ve all heard of drunken horror stories. S**t, we’ve featured more than a few on here. The act of waking up after a night on the bloody sauce to discover something unsavoury has happened is a common ailment of the y...

Bloke finds out the hard way you don’t want to snoop through old pics on your GFs phone

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Anyone with any sense of common decency knows that you don’t bloody well swipe through someone else’s photo gallery. It’s just not the done thing, and if you do go ahead and do it, whether it’s an ‘accident’ or not, y...

“Wild Charles” almost loses an appendage “exercising” a giant Alligator

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We all know that you should never smile with a bloody crocodile, but in our rush to talk about the big bloody salties we have over here in the land of Oz, we sometimes forget just how f**ken mean a full-grown American...

There’s a f***en secret ingredient hiding in aluminium cans

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You know, we’ve talked before about the fact we take a lot of s**t in life for granted, and we stand by that here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Seriously, we rarely even bother to consider how s**t works or what feats of engin...