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US Navy tests new warships with bomb-blast equivalent to 3.9 magnitude earthquake

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If there’s one thing we know about Americans, it’s that they f**ken love to blow s**t up. Naturally, their Navy are huge fans of explosions, and when it comes to blowing s**t to f**ken smithereens, they’re right up th...

This bloke chronicled 35 years of his life and made a movie in reverse!

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As you’re no doubt aware, we live in a world that actually has an International Selfie Day. Yeah, nah, we live in an awesome society that actually celebrates awesome things like taking pictures of yourself, and we’re ...

These bloody ripper food combos will make your stomach turn

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Rightio, before we start this one, we’re just going to point out that we’re not entirely without self-awareness here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We might be a few beers deep, and we might love a bit of vegemite on toast, but...

These tattoos aged well. Really well.

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, one of our favourite sayings is this one: ‘Opinions are like ar**eholes; everyone’s got one.’ The reason for that is simple. It’s true. Yeah, nah, take something like tattoos for example. You...

This bloke had a piece of his brain cut out and can no longer feel fear

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It’s not uncommon to hear the word ‘fearless’ thrown around to describe moments of courage and bravery, but have you ever wondered what it would be like to actually lose all sense of your fight-or-flight fear response...

9 things worn the f@#k out by time and nature

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If you’ve ever gotten to the end of a tough week at work and felt worn down, we reckon you’ll relate to the images in this story. F**k, we reckon you might even relate if you’ve had a tough day. That’s because this on...

Lobster diver swallowed whole by humpback whale while fishing

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As you know, we bloody love an interesting wildlife story here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and when we saw this one, we knew we had to share it with you. The poor f**ker in this story was diving for lobster when a f**ken hum...

New York Times accidentally publishes story about watermelons on Mars

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Yeah, nah, get your tinfoil hats on, folks, because there’s some serious s**t going down right now. In a total blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment of complete f**kery at the New York Times, a pretty f**ken suspicious arti...

Big F#%K Off Mexican sinkhole forces family out of new house

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One of the natural disasters we tend to overlook here at Ozzy Man Reviews is the bloody sinkhole. Yeah, nah, these sneaky f**kers can cause massive damage and harm, but for some reason, they don’t seem to get the atte...

Pro sports gambler buys childhood team and turns them into real life “Moneyball” powerhouse

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We’re gonna hazard a guess and say that if you’re familiar with the term ‘moneyball’ you’ve considered trying to make it work. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not suggesting you have the money to do it, we’re just saying th...

Locals in this small Aussie town are creeped out by this mysterious doll

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Bloody everyone knows full-well that you don’t f**k with creepy little dolls. Yeah, nah, deadset, unless they’re where they bloody belong – in a toy pram or on the shelves of a toy store – dolls are scary as f**k. So,...

Bloke with musical marble machine is back and this thing is bloody mint

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Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful legends, for today’s piece, we’re gonna need to take a little ride back in time. We’re having a squiz at YouTube’s musical marble master, Wintergatan’s latest video and comparing it bac...

Spectacular scenes as drone crashes into erupting lava at Iceland’s Fagradalsfjall volcano

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If you’ve been paying any attention at all over the last few months, you’ll know that there’s been a bloody volcano cutting sick in Iceland. Deadset, we’re talking lava, rivers of fire, all that s**t, and, as a result...

Logan Paul is f*@#en JACKED days out from Mayweather fight

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Yeah, nah, say what you will about Logan Paul and the controversial antics he’s often participated in over the last few years, but when it comes to his new boxing career, you have to say that the bloke’s been putting ...

Little legend receives surprise from Pokémon after selling his collection to save his dog

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Mate, as you know, we post tonnes of interesting s**t on this here website, but despite the Russian explosions, karmic retributions, and visits to your favourite destination, we love the wholesome s**t the best. That’...

Teen spent six years digging underground home in backyard after fight with parents

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Forgive us for reminiscing here, but do you remember what it was like to be a pissed-off teenager after a fight with your olds? We don’t know about you guys, but we remember more than a few times when we packed our ba...

Loose bat on Air India flight forces it to turn around mid-flight

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Yeah, nah, nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah, bats, man, they’re bloody cheeky little buggers at the best of times, but no matter how much they’ve made the news lately (rightly or wrongly), it’s a bit of a surprise to see one h...

Some of the best f@*#en online shopping fails

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There’s no bloody doubt that we’re relying on internet shopping more and more every day. The ease and convenience of buying whatever the f**k you want with just a few clicks and keystrokes is just irresistible for mos...

Aussie pilot falls asleep and misses destination!

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Here in Australia, we might be renowned for being laid-back sons of bitches, but we’re also pretty well-known for our hardworking mentality. Yeah, nah, you put us on the job, and we complete it with tenacity, with gri...

TikTok bans video containing “rude” Kmart toy

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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards. How you going? Hopefully you’re doing a bit better than bloody TikTok at the moment. Yeah, nah, turns out those prudes have gone and banned a video because it features an eggpla...