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People are sharing their best dumpster-diving finds online and some of them are incredible!

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Dumpster diving can be a pretty divisive thing. While some people see it as a pretty gross idea, others see it as a pretty decent way to score some awesome s**t for free. We’re not here to judge the merits of it today...

Aussie kids’ show Bluey sparks debate among parents

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Those of you in the comments section who’ve got young kids will know all about Bluey, the Australian cartoon about the adventures of a dog named, well, Bluey. As well as being more popular with kids than the boy who c...

Science has determined the world’s funniest joke, and here it is…

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Comedy. It’s bloody great. And, look, obviously, there’s a reason we feel especially attached to it, but it’s not only because it provides us an avenue to run this site. Yeah, nah, it’s because even in your darkest ho...

Australia’s richest person is mad at the lack of places she can moor her Super Yacht

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Life can be bloody tough for some people. Yeah, nah, no matter how you live some things in life just give you the s**ts and make you feel like the world is out to get you. You might not be able to find affordable acco...

Part of the Grand Canyon has just been discovered in Australia

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If there’s one thing people don’t talk about enough here in Australia, it’s Tassie. Yeah, nah, it’s the island state that looks like a badge – hence the euphemism a ‘map of Tassie’ – and it’s a pretty, picturesque and...

Strange cliff face appears to “lay eggs” every 30 years

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Yeah, look, we know that headline looks like a load of s**t, but we promise you it’s not. Yeah, nah, in China – and in other places around the world – there’s a geological phenomenon that sees mountains and cliff face...

Scientists have given robots f*#@en terrifyingly realistic facial expressions

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Whether we like it or not, bloody robots are going to become a big part of our future, and that’s why we tend to pay a fair whack of attention to news that features robots and their wacky – and often terrifying – new ...

Controversial CEO fires 900 employees in one group video-chat call

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Running a business can be tough, we don’t think there’s any doubt about that. Yeah, nah, you’ve gotta make difficult decisions that affect other people, you’ve gotta manage the appearance of your business in the publi...

After hitting his taint, bloke ends up in hospital for 9 days with grade IV erection

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Ok, let’s talk boners. Obviously, inappropriate boners can be funny. At a certain age, they can strike at any time, but what we reckon plenty of you don’t know is that if you cop a hard enough strike to the perineum, ...

Shaquille O’Neill is showing off his body transformation – and “first six-pack in 39 years”!

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Anyone who’s followed Shaq’s career since he stopped playing ball knows that he got pretty chunky there for a while. Obviously, there’s no shame in that. If we had enjoyed the athletic success he had, we’d be smashing...

How an Aussie scientist determined whether farts spread disease

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You might remember a while back, in the early days of this whole Covid thing, that some people were wondering whether or not farts could spread the virus. Well, with the new Omicron variant doing the rounds, we reckon...

Sheila sells her farts for $1000 bucks a jar!

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When it comes to ripping farts, we’ve always thought the old adage that more than two sniffs was greedy was more than fair. After all, most of us don’t even want one sniff of someone else’s brand. Still, the world tak...

What it’s like to grow up in the coldest place on Earth!

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We’re not gonna lie to you, the truth is that Australia has some pretty f**ken cold locales, but for the most part, us Australians are known for enjoying a warm climate. Yeah, nah, in Summer, the humidity means you sp...

Girlfriend left shocked by boyfriend’s dump towel

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We know this is always a bit of a contentious statement, but we reckon there are some things in a relationship that should remain private. Yeah, nah, there’s no way that everyone needs to hear your dirty laundry. Stil...

Epic road-rage incident sees fiery men resorting to swords and guns

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We’ll be honest, we’re not big road-ragers. Deadset, we’re not. We reckon it’s a bit of a waste of anger. Also, when you’re dealing with the kinda hotheads who like to fight people over a forgotten indicator or a brok...

Scientists have discovered a f#*@en skinless shark

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We all know that the depths of the ocean house a million weird and wonderful creatures. Some of these, according to scientists, are yet to be discovered. Some of them, are f**ked-up variations of creatures that are al...

Grandma accidentally invited young bloke to thanksgiving in 2016, now an annual ritual

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One of the greatest things about life is that it’s full of stories about finding friendship in unexpected places. Deadset, we’ve all been to places where we never expected to meet anyone, let alone a lifelong friend, ...

Wildlife Wombat Gates enable them to film loads of Aussie animals – check the footage!

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All right, We’re not gonna lie, due to the nature of our site, we often spend a lot of time talking about the Ozzy animals that can f**k you up, and sometimes, sometimes, that means we neglect the cuter critters. Yeah...

Tyson Fury’s lightning fast hand-speed has fans in awe

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Yeah, nah, we all know that Tyson Fury’s a bit of a f**ken animal when it comes to the pugilistic arts, but for some reason, even his fans seem to be constantly in awe at the man’s skills. For a case in point, check o...

Steve Irwin’s eerie ‘farewell’ speech to his crew before fatal attack

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As you know, here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we are long-time fans of Steve ‘bloody legend’ Irwin. Yeah, nah, straight-up, like most Aussies, we reckon the guy is a deadset hero and we still love him to bits. That’s why we ...