Angry Dad belts a bloke for f**king on the local cricket pitch after refusing to stop
Young love is a thing of beauty. Those first tender feelings, that sneaky kiss you steal inside the cinema, that cheeky root you score on the local cricket pitch… Of course, not everyone’s happy when you slip one inside the box. Just ask the Dad who f**ken belted a bloke while he was trying to dance the horizontal shuffle in full view of families and kids playing cricket.
Bloody hell, we know some of you blokes and blokettes like a public display of affection, but this just about takes the f**ken cake. Come join us in a park in Leeds. That’s where you’ll find the kids enjoying a nice round of cricket, families enjoying a splendid picnic, and a young couple rutting in what must literally be the most open spot in the entire park.
Understandably, the parents are pissed. They don’t need to explain the birds and bees to the kids just yet. Nor do they need to explain why Mr Wobbly is hiding his helmet, the bowler’s nailing the middle stump, or the batsman has stroked it straight through the covers; they’ve called the local boys in blue but they’re a bit slow to get off the mark – and the two lovebirds are going for a second innings.
Eventually one Dad cracks the f**ken sh*ts. He goes straight up and bodylines the bloke. With his fist! He just f**ken cracks him. One minute old mate is fair in the middle of the clunge plunge, pushing for the vinegar stroke and thinking of England. The next he’s copping a bloody punch or two.
The amorous couple look completely f**ken shocked. The bloke looks up like, “What’s your problem?” Dad points to the kids and f**ken cracks him again for good measure. Good on ya, Dad. Show that randy sod who’s boss.
Final thought: Geez, it’s a bit hard to understand this one. Even if you are into public f**king and the thrill of possibly being caught, the key word is ‘possibly’. Just going for it in the most visible spot in town is madness.
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