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Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine

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All right, it looks like we need to have a bit of deep and meaningful convo about what’s going on over there in Pommyland right now, because the coke problem’s gotten so out of bloody control that even the shrimp are ...

This huge f**ken whale is suspected of being a Russian weapon

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F**k yes, Russia! F**k yes! Here we all are, still thinking you’re busy dicking about with bears and having your plans to turn them into super-soldiers backfire on you, but you’re bloody way past that. It turns out th...

This badass parrot got arrested for warning drug dealers about the police

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When it comes to literature and urban legend, the kinds of animals crack-dealers use to guard their premises from the authorities are typically pretty f**ken large, pretty f**ken ferocious, and pretty f**ken lethal, b...

Legendary couple regenerate a completely destroyed forest in just 20 years

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we talk heaps about the state of the environment and the wildlife living in it. That’s because we reckon if there’s one bloody awesome thing on this planet worth saving, the ecosystem is it. ...

Scottish farmer pranks tourists by claiming sheep grow tartan wool

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Some cultures just love to rib the s**t out of people. Here in Ozzyland, we call our best mates ‘c**ts’ and we constantly throw the banter around. Fair dinkum, it’s not unusual to hear someone say, “I wouldn’t put s**...

American burger joint releasing ‘special’ burger on 4/20

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Anyone who’s ever chonged on, ripped a few cones, choofed a few buckets or shared a spliff with their mates knows that a trip to the local burger joint is all part of the fun. You can load up on thickshakes, cheesebur...

Swarms of octopus are taking over the ocean

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If you don’t already know that octopuses are pretty f**ken grouse creatures that are way smarter than your average cephalopod, you must have been living under a big bloody rock. Except, surprise mother**ker, that rock...

Scientific study suggests blokes with larger beards have smaller testicles

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It’s no secret that across the animal kingdom, the male of the species is always trying to impress the female. Of course, some of them might be trying to impress the male of the species, but the central point is the s...

Ancient four-legged whale discovered in Peru

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Here in Ozzy Land, we bloody love our whales. We reckon they’re grouse as f**k and despite the fact we love the Japanese, we reckon they need to leave the bloody whales alone. Still, despite that, that’s not quite why...

Rhino poacher sent to Destination F*@#ed by elephants and lions

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we do genuinely aim to steer away from stories about blokes carking it and sheilas kicking the bucket. We just don’t reckon it’s right to carry on about that stuff like it’s funny. However, a...

These tiny frogs have been discovered and their names are f**ken mint

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Anyone who remembers their high school biology knows that scientifically, different species of animals get dubbed with awesome as f**k binomial nomenclature. Traditionally, that s**t was built around Latin grammar, bu...

Girl catches gruesome infection on her feet after not wearing shoes in rural Brazil

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Look, by now, you’re probably beginning to think there’s nothing nature can show you that would shock you, amaze you, or simply gross you out. You would, though, probably be wrong. We think s**t like that all the time...

Legend UPS driver who takes photos with the dogs on his route

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If you’ve ever heard anyone try to argue that doggos aren’t the best animals on the planet and that some animals – like f**ken cats, for example – are better, you know you’ve come face to face with someone who’s more ...

Bloke finds his ‘missing’ kitten snoozing under dog’s ear

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For a long time, dogs and cats have been at war. It’s one of the great rivalries of the world, and it’s a dispute that’s been immortalised in thousands of cartoons, kid’s stories and comic books. But just like the feu...

Aussie bloke finds 100kg shark head bitten clean off by something

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We all know that the waters off the coast of Australia are full of terrifying s**t. We’ve got jellyfish that’ll f**ken kill ya, octopuses that’ll f**ken kill ya and sharks that’ll f**ken kill ya. Of course, that’s not...