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Stranded Orca Killer Whale rescued from beach

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Imagine walking along the bloody beach and finding a f**ken killer whale stranded there on the sand. Unfortunately, this s**t isn’t hypothetical for the blokes and sheilas who call the Scottish island of Orkney home. ...

Close call when owners rescue 9-week-old puppy from carpet python

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Yeah, f**ken hell, when we first became alert to this one we thought yeah, nah, nahnahnahnahnahnahnahanah. Deadset, even as we were watching it, we were kinda thinking the same. Fortunately, it all turns out all right...

Golden Retriever fetches stick on icy road – the results are good value

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There’s probably never a bad time to share awesome footage of awesome dogs. Yeah, nah, we dunno about you, but we reckon we’d never knock back that as an option. So really, that’s what brings us to this moment. When w...

The bloke with the massive huntsman reveals why he is still living with it

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If you cast your minds back to about a month ago, you might remember the piece we had on here that showed the massive f**ken huntsman living in an Ozzy bloke’s loungeroom. At the time, Cairns local Jake Gray had just ...

Moment bloody swole kangaroo flexes and stares down annoying barking dog

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By this stage, we reckon you big bloody bewdiful legends are pretty f**ken knowledgeable about kangaroos and the fact they can be built like brick s**thouses. If you’re not, you should be, but just in case, give this ...

Have a bloody gander at the never-before-seen orgies of shipworms

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Rule 34. We’re going to assume that most of you know what this one is, but just in case you don't, it suggests that if you can think of a concept, the internet has p*rn for it. In this case, those of you who were curi...

Hospital hires cat as security guard and even gives it a bloody staff ID

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When you think of animals that can provide a proper security service, cats aren’t necessarily the first animal that comes to mind. Yeah, nah, dogs have got that s**t locked down, but anyone who’s got a good cat – as o...

“Thought it was hairy caterpillars at first. Haven’t used my car for a week”

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Look, we’re not gonna give you the spiel about spiders and Australia in detail right now because we feel like we’ve done it only recently, but it’s fair to say we’ve got some pretty f**ken big spiders here down under....

Sheila attacked by kangaroo for wearing Sarah Jessica Parker perfume

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We know you’re looking at that headline and thinking ‘crikey, fellas, that seems a touch overblown’ and maybe it is, but if you ask the Aussie sheila who was savagely assaulted by an irate kangaroo how it happened, sh...

Huge 4m alligator says “yeah nah” and steals duck from hunters

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We’ve mentioned on here before that hunting’s one of those funny pastimes that can veer between right and wrong. Yeah, nah, sometimes it's a 'completely acceptable method of gathering your own food for completely acce...

Aussie bloke’s been living with this humongous spider for the last year

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Just the mere mention of spiders is enough to get some of you lot in the comments section s**tting broken glass. Deadset, they’re a pretty common fear for millions of people, and that poses an issue for us here in Str...

The moment a bull shark comes face to face with a croc in Oz

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Yeah, nah, it’s been a while since we had a croc story on these fair pages. Obviously, we had the alligator recently, but as cool as those buggers are, they’ve got nothing on our favourite crocodiliacs, the salties. A...

Facebook user shares some of the most incredible tree photos from across the globe

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We see them everywhere: on the sides of roads, in the forests, in the bushlands, parks, and nature-strips, but we don’t always really appreciate just how awesome they are. We’re talking, of course, about trees. Yeah, ...

11-year-old Tassie Sheila rescues stranded shark – with her bare hands

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Here in Australia, we’re pretty proud of national treasures like Steve Irwin and his family. We bloody love the way those legends are warriors for wildlife, and we friggen love it when we see their passion has rubbed ...

Legend from Florida saves drowning puppy from jaws of Alligator

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As you lot know, we are big fans of dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Generally speaking, we’re fans of most animals, and we even tend to love the big reptiles like crocs and alligators. Of course, if we’re forced to cho...

Cat missing for three days returns home with note around his neck

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As you know all too bloody well, we’re big fans of cats here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we reckon they’re c**ts, but that’s why we love ‘em. These cheeky little pricks just love getting up to mischief. N...

Japanese town erects monster wolves to deter wild bears

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Just to hazard a guess, we reckon that pretty much all of you cheeky buggers in the comments section know what a bloody scarecrow is. After, it’s not exactly a cerebral concept. What might be a bit more niche, though,...

Crazy moment eel says “yeah nah” and escapes bird’s stomach

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F**k yes, Mother nature. F**k yes! There’s an old adage that says real-life is stranger than fiction, and this story’s gonna back that s**t right up (well, all right, just as strange). If you’ve seen aliens, you’ll kn...

Footage captures the moment a humpback whale flips kayakers over

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When it comes to mythological, historical, and classical characters of the sea, one of the ones you don’t wanna emulate is bloody Jonah. Yeah, nah, this silly prick got himself f**ken munched by a bloody whale, and re...

Cow caught casually eating snake in outback Australia

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All right, without banging on about it, 2020’s thrown an awful lot of s**t at us. But, of all the things we’ve seen this year, we reckon no one could have predicted carnivorous cattle. Yeah, nah, we’re not even joking...