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Hospital hires cat as security guard and even gives it a bloody staff ID

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When you think of animals that can provide a proper security service, cats aren’t necessarily the first animal that comes to mind. Yeah, nah, dogs have got that s**t locked down, but anyone who’s got a good cat – as o...

“Thought it was hairy caterpillars at first. Haven’t used my car for a week”

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Look, we’re not gonna give you the spiel about spiders and Australia in detail right now because we feel like we’ve done it only recently, but it’s fair to say we’ve got some pretty f**ken big spiders here down under....

Sheila attacked by kangaroo for wearing Sarah Jessica Parker perfume

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We know you’re looking at that headline and thinking ‘crikey, fellas, that seems a touch overblown’ and maybe it is, but if you ask the Aussie sheila who was savagely assaulted by an irate kangaroo how it happened, sh...

Huge 4m alligator says “yeah nah” and steals duck from hunters

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We’ve mentioned on here before that hunting’s one of those funny pastimes that can veer between right and wrong. Yeah, nah, sometimes it's a 'completely acceptable method of gathering your own food for completely acce...

Aussie bloke’s been living with this humongous spider for the last year

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Just the mere mention of spiders is enough to get some of you lot in the comments section s**tting broken glass. Deadset, they’re a pretty common fear for millions of people, and that poses an issue for us here in Str...

The moment a bull shark comes face to face with a croc in Oz

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Yeah, nah, it’s been a while since we had a croc story on these fair pages. Obviously, we had the alligator recently, but as cool as those buggers are, they’ve got nothing on our favourite crocodiliacs, the salties. A...

Facebook user shares some of the most incredible tree photos from across the globe

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We see them everywhere: on the sides of roads, in the forests, in the bushlands, parks, and nature-strips, but we don’t always really appreciate just how awesome they are. We’re talking, of course, about trees. Yeah, ...

11-year-old Tassie Sheila rescues stranded shark – with her bare hands

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Here in Australia, we’re pretty proud of national treasures like Steve Irwin and his family. We bloody love the way those legends are warriors for wildlife, and we friggen love it when we see their passion has rubbed ...

Legend from Florida saves drowning puppy from jaws of Alligator

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As you lot know, we are big fans of dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Generally speaking, we’re fans of most animals, and we even tend to love the big reptiles like crocs and alligators. Of course, if we’re forced to cho...

Cat missing for three days returns home with note around his neck

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As you know all too bloody well, we’re big fans of cats here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we reckon they’re c**ts, but that’s why we love ‘em. These cheeky little pricks just love getting up to mischief. N...

Japanese town erects monster wolves to deter wild bears

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Just to hazard a guess, we reckon that pretty much all of you cheeky buggers in the comments section know what a bloody scarecrow is. After, it’s not exactly a cerebral concept. What might be a bit more niche, though,...

Crazy moment eel says “yeah nah” and escapes bird’s stomach

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F**k yes, Mother nature. F**k yes! There’s an old adage that says real-life is stranger than fiction, and this story’s gonna back that s**t right up (well, all right, just as strange). If you’ve seen aliens, you’ll kn...

Footage captures the moment a humpback whale flips kayakers over

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When it comes to mythological, historical, and classical characters of the sea, one of the ones you don’t wanna emulate is bloody Jonah. Yeah, nah, this silly prick got himself f**ken munched by a bloody whale, and re...

Cow caught casually eating snake in outback Australia

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All right, without banging on about it, 2020’s thrown an awful lot of s**t at us. But, of all the things we’ve seen this year, we reckon no one could have predicted carnivorous cattle. Yeah, nah, we’re not even joking...

Dog communicates through buttons and tells its owner important news

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It’s no secret that we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We’re firm believers that the little legends are man’s best friend, and whenever we see or hear about one doing something rad, we’ve gotta share it. Wi...

Vets remove entire bloody blanket from hungry snake’s stomach

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We all know that bloody snakes are hungry buggers. Deadset, they don’t even chew their food. They just swallow that s**t whole. Naturally, that can lead to the occasional hiccup. Take the snake in this story for examp...

Bloke finds f**k-off big spider in his earmuffs after feeling a little tickle

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As you know, Ozzy Land doesn’t get to claim all of the world’s scary animals as its own, but when it comes to spiders, we’ve got our fair share. Yeah, nah, again, we might not be the country with the most, but the one...

Unique camera angle shocks internet with how big bloody moose can get

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For all the big bloody animals we’ve covered in recent months, we have to admit that we haven’t really given Moose the credit they deserve. These f**kers are, quite simply, bloody massive. Here’s the thing, though, fo...

These cheeky parrots were relocated after swearing too bloody much

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F**ken parrots. If you’ve got much experience with talking ones, you probably know that they can be real troopers when it comes to swearing. Deadset, the avian b**tards are well-known for turning the air blue. That pr...

Adam Sandler’s Attenborough-like narration of Kevin James in fur suit is bloody gold

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We’ve said this on more than one occasion now, but while Adam Sandler isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, there’s a whole generation of people out there who grew up with his movies and comedy stylings as an almost permanent ...