All Wildlife

A f@*#en octopus and eagle square off at Canadian fish farm

10.56K Views0 Comments

When you start an article about a bald eagle held in the tight clutches of an octopus, it’s pretty tempting to draw some sort of analogy to the States right now. We’re not sure exactly why that is, but it’s never good...

F@*k-off big kangaroo runs riot through country town

610 Views0 Comments

When it comes to Ozzyland’s army of pissed-off, angry and f**ken hostile creatures, we know there are plenty we can name-drop at the drop of the hat. What many people outside of our big bewdiful dustbowl of a country ...

Someone has been putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas

6.31K Views0 Comments

Any Ozzy worth their salt will tell you that sun safety’s a pretty f**ken important part of life. Apparently, though, were not the only ones behind that message. Yeah, nah, it appears there’s a faction in Las Vegas th...

F*@#en wanker swan lays the smack down on dog going for a swim

14.49K Views0 Comments

Look, straight up, we all know geese are f**ken b**tards sent from the depths of hell to frighten and injure anyone who comes too close. What you might not know – we bloody didn’t – is that friggen swans can be total ...

Gender neutral bird stuns bird experts!

1.25K Views0 Comments

Look, we don’t want to make this all political, and we know that the phrase ‘gender neutral’ can often spark an online war of words that makes a comments section a hostile and angry place, but this bird is bound to be...

This local fisherman went viral after discovering a $20 note inside fish

16.21K Views0 Comments

We’re pretty sure that plenty of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are keen as mustard when it comes to fishing. We’re betting you’ve got secret spots, lucky charms and even a few tall tales, ...

Rare photos reveal a colony of bigass spiders Australia has to deal with

28.25K Views0 Comments

That old chestnut about Ozzyland being a place that’s f**ken chockers with deadly – or at the very least, scary – critters just keeps popping up on this website. To be honest, that’s because although our bewdiful isla...

GoPro catches moment shark knocks 7-year-old boy from his surfboard

868 Views0 Comments

Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’ve got a lot of respect for the surfers out there. You blokes and sheilas have got balls of steel and lips of iron. Deadset, you hit up the water on even the coldest days, but that’s not a...

People on Twitter reacted to the viral deer ‘shag’ video and they’re pure gold

43.11K Views0 Comments

From time to time, everyone needs to see to their urges. There’s no shame in it, and we’ve all been there. Of course, we might not have been there to the extent that the stag in this video’s been there, but you know w...

Badass Aussie sheila runs into dangerous bushfire to rescue Koala

14.36K Views0 Comments

For all the talk about Ozzyland’s most dangerous critters being ready to f**k you up, we often overlook the fact that one of our greatest little marvels is the bloody koala. These little f**kers are a pretty amazing m...

Deep sea submarine explorer is stalked by bloody scary Abyssal Squid

16.31K Views0 Comments

It’s long been established that the ocean floor is a vastly unexplored and – dare we say it – alien place. It’s well known for being seriously f**ken hard to investigate thanks to combinations of high pressure, extrem...

This Chinese fish has got people freaking out

12.03K Views0 Comments

In popular culture, there’s a strange notion that any sort of half-fish/half-human hybrid is gonna be a kind of aesthetically pleasing creature to look at. Clearly, that’s bulls**t and Disney has a lot to answer for. ...

The severed head of a Wolffish can still crush a can of Coke

14.88K Views0 Comments

Bloody nature is full of weird and wonderful animals that will straight up ruin your f**ken day if you give them the opportunity. We should know, we’re bloody ‘Strayan. Now, the wolffish isn’t an antipodean creature, ...

Heroic Chinese cat deliberately saves a baby from falling down stairs

19.23K Views0 Comments

Cats cop a fair bit of s**t on the old Ozzy Man Reviews website and YouTube channel, and there’s two reasons for that. First and foremost, here in ‘Straya, when you bloody like someone – or something – you hang s**t o...

Turns out Aussies have been eating a fish unknown to science

859 Views0 Comments

Look, here in Ozzyland, we love to eat a good serve of meat. Deadset, we even eat the b**tards on our national bloody emblem. And you know what we f**ken love it. Grill it, barbecue it, bake it, or fry it up; if it ta...