This squirrel was photographed showing off his bloody big nuts
If you’ve ever been presented with the word ‘squirrel’ in a word-association game, your response may well have been ‘nuts’. There’s a reason for that. The two go hand-in-hand, and there’s a long tradition of word-play based on the relationship. Still, when you see this squirrel, we reckon that even the most mature of you might have to stifle a chuckle from now on.
Basically, what we’ve got here is a squirrel with massive balls.
Yeah, nah, there’s no polite way to say it.
His knackers are rather large. His berries are bulging. His testicles are titanic.
And, by the look of him, he’s rather proud of them.
Anyway, this one’s come to the attention of the viral media shortly after it was uploaded by Missouri woman Sarah Lenzenhuber. She reckons that once she saw the little fella’s big fellas, she couldn’t help but laugh.
“I saw him while out walking my dog, did a double take and then doubled over laughing. I wasn’t sure if I should post it anywhere but then my grade school sense of humour got the best of me.”
And, to be fair, we don’t blame her. The fella’s either got some serious blue-balls going on, or he’s a very well-endowed squirrel.
Of course, some people are also blown away by the staunch little dude’s ripped figure. Have a squiz at his sixpack and rippling pecs, and it becomes immediately clear that this is one squirrel who’s been blessed with all of the gifts.
Despite all that, though, it’s worth mentioning that National Geographic suggests the average male squirrel has a set of marbles that’s twenty per cent of his body length, not including the tail.
Final thought: Yeah, nah, sometimes you’ve gotta give it to the animal kingdom. They don’t have shame like we do, and sometimes they’ve just gotta flaunt their wares. If you’ve seen any other animals who deserve recognition for their impressive scrotes, let us know in the comments section.
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