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14 hyenas kill kudu bull in African Safari camp reception

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but FARK, African wildlife does not mess about. Imagine staying at a Safari camp and waking up in the morning to find out a pack of hyena had f**ken slaughtered a fully-grown...

Skateboarding Russian circus bear says “nah f**k you” and attacks its keepers

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Over the last few years, it seems like most of us in the civilised world have slowly come to the conclusion that circuses probably shouldn’t be travelling around, like Noah’s ark on wheels, with cages upon cages of wi...

Scientists share the terrifying creatures they found in Australia’s 5km deep ocean

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Every drongo and their dog knows that Ozzyland is full of wildlife that’ll box your bloody ears in, damage your dangly bits and maul your manhood. We’ve got sharks that’ll sabotage your sister, spiders that’ll spit in...

Safari tourist attempts to pat wild lion from car window, instantly regrets it

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If there’s one piece of advice every wanker and their woman should keep in mind when they’re on safari, it’s this: keep your head, your arms, your limbs and your tits inside the vehicle at all times. Failure to do so ...

Three Pro-Wrestlers battle a male lion in tug of war

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In an exciting treat for visitors to the San Antonio Zoo this week, three WWE wrestlers went head to head with one young male lion in the most exciting tug of war contest you’ve seen since you were in high school! Chu...

Zoo Director Breaks Up A Lion Lion With His ‘Magic’ Slipper

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Remember when you were only as tall as a wombat’s wanger and you got in trouble with the oldies. If your household was typically Ozzy you were likely to cop a flogging with any one of the following: belt, wooden spoon...

Hippos save a wilderbeast from the clutches of two crocs in South Africa

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Let's take a trip to Africa, where the blessed rains have fallen, just like our good friends Toto sang about. We've got a good selection of animals on offer here, doing their thing and having an awesome time. Some tou...

Photographer captures crocodile tussling with a deadly viper in epic battle in Sri Lanka

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In today’s Wrassling Reptile Report, we’ve got the match report for the latest contest in the Reptilian division. Fighting to the death in Sri Lanka’s Yala National Park, we’ve got a bona fide rumble in the jungle her...

Eagle snatches fox holding rabbit in mouth in dramatic images

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There’s a pretty well known song that asks its listeners just what exactly a fox says. Well, if this video is any indication, we can be pretty sure the fox says, “f**k that filthy thieving eagle mother**ker!” Check ou...

Indian village where families are scared to leave home in fear of monkey attacks

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You know, most of the world is getting by, doing its thing and moving on like it hasn’t got anything to worry about, but the town of Supa Village – which despite its awesome name, isn’t fortunate enough to possess any...

Family tries to outrun cheetahs after getting out of car in Safari park

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You know, we love to give people the benefit of the doubt here at Ozzyman Reviews, but sometimes it’s really not that easy. I mean, if you or I were to go to a safari park where apex predators like Cheetahs roam free,...

20 year old bloke attacked by shark, bear and snake in three years

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I don’t know about you, but I’d consider any single attack from a deadly snake, big-ass bear or ravenous shark a pretty unfortunate event. If I experienced all three, I’d ask myself what sort of old school big game tr...

Huge Wild Boar Caught Rummaging Through a Bin

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We all know that wild boars can get pretty bloody big, but new footage from Hong Kong has revealed just how gargantuan they can get. The video footage, which you can view down below, was filmed outside a school in Hon...

Lions Maul Poacher Hunting Them, Then Leave Ironic ‘Trophy’ Behind

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Instead of the usual animal v animal throwdown here on Ozzyman.com, we’re bringing you something way more hardcore today. A story way more extreme, something featuring a pride of deadly lions and one karmic-retribu...

Giant Anaconda Ambushes Crocodile Underwater and Swallows It Whole

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The anaconda, one of the most feared non-venomous snakes in the world, is renowned as the star of a seminal Ice Cube movie and a dodgy pop song, but its status as the biggest, heaviest man-eating snake in the world is...