All Wildlife

One in a million pic of leopard and panther together has gone gangbusters online

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We bloody love it when we get a new excuse to talk to you blokes and blokettes about the animal kingdom, so you’d better believe it when we say a photo of a mated leopard and panther doing the rounds online has us all...

One of the world’s biggest and rarest sea creatures washes up on an Australian beach

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As you know, there are bloody billions of weird-looking beasts dwelling in the depths of the ocean and in the coastal waters out to sea. Yeah, nah, you’ve undoubtedly heard the old adage that we don’t know half of wha...

Neglected depressed goldfish changes f*@#en colour after being looked after

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If you’re anything like us, you probably don’t think too hard when your goldfish starts to cark it. Yeah, nah, you just have to wonder whether you should give him a fighting chance of survival and flush him while he’s...

This bloody fish has baffled the internet with its weird ‘human’ lips!

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We bloody love it when we get to share a bit of wildlife with you lot here on our site, and that’s why we’re a bit stoked about today’s piece. It’s all about an innocent little fish that’s set the internet on fire wit...

Sheila tries to ‘play dead’ after tripping while running from charging bison

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There’s probably not a bloke or sheila among us who’s unfamiliar with the idea of playing dead. Yeah, nah, when all else fails, it’s a pretty valid way to trick a dopey attacker into thinking their job’s already done....

Sheila who doesn’t give a f*#k snaps a selfie with a Black Bear

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All right, all right, we know you’re probably wondering how that headline appears to be praising a sheila when we questioned the s**t out of a different chick who tried to take a photo with a bear in Romania the other...

Video shows cat sitting and watching two rats fighting in Singapore

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F**K YES, people, F**K YES! It’s bloody animal fight day here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and you’d better bloody believe we reckon all creatures great and small are capable of stepping into the ring and throwing down like a...

Cheeky Monkey has a squiz down woman’s top

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If you ask us, there’s no doubt about it, monkeys are dirty little buggers. Yeah, deadset, they’ve obviously got a reputation as cheeky bloody critters, but if you’ve ever been to Bali and seen the monkey temple, you’...

Photo of a human-sized Filipino bat has left the Internet “horrified”

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If you’re not from the tropical parts of the world, the only bats you’re familiar with might be the little ones you’ve seen in movies. The realisation that the noisy b**tards can get pretty f**ken big can be one that ...

Wild bear lunges at sheila who tries to pose for photo beside it

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Yeah, we know what you’re thinking, this crazy s**t had to happen in Russia. Funnily enough, though, you’re wrong. This one’s coming to us direct from Romania, a country renowned for its hefty bear population. Yeah, n...

Bloke shoved into canal after standing up for two swans

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Mate, as you bloody well know, we’re usually pretty anti the idea that you can’t trust the kids these days. Yeah, nah, we reckon anyone who says kids are worse now than they’ve ever been is a bit of a tit. But, and we...

Legend dog caught on camera dragging bed to sick brother

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Every now and then, we come across a tops bloody video that’s totally wholesome, suitable for work, and a bit bloody cute. This is one of those videos. Yeah, nah, we’ve told you how we reckon dogs are the legit top bl...

Watch what it is like to be stung by a “MurderHornet”

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Over the last week or so, there’s been a f**ktonne of buzz about murder hornets and the fact they’re coming to make 2020 even more full-on than it’s already been. Yeah, nah, ever since one of the little b**tards was f...

Old mate takes on a f*@#en shark and holds its mouth with his bare hands

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If you’ve ever been to the beach, there are probably more than a few things you’re expecting to see. There’s obviously sand, surf, sunbathers, beachballs, board shorts, bikinis and lifeguards. One of the things you pr...

F#*k-off big bloody Giant squid washes up on South African beach

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We know some of you out there in the comment section are probably beachgoers, but how would you be if you found a f**ken giant squid just washed up on the shore? And yeah, nah, while the question’s basically a hypothe...

The Internet has discovered baby owls sleep face down as their heads are too heavy

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As you’re no doubt aware, owls have always been a symbol of wisdom and intelligence. And that s**t goes right back to ancient times. The Greeks were all over it, often tying the creature to Athena, and pop culture see...

Woman’s smartphone photos of hardworking Ants has been awarded

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F**ken ants are pretty rad little creatures. Deadset, they might sting like buggery when they bite, but you can’t take anything away from their industrious nature, community spirit, and ability to lift heavy things. B...

Check out these mintox f**ken succulents!

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Yeah, nah, we don’t really talk about plants much here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but maybe we should. Obviously, it wouldn’t mean you’d get less animal stories, or crazy Russian street fights or anything like that; but aft...

Bloke documents how Moose and Calves spent a day in his backyard

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If there’s just one thing we can tell you about moose, it’s that they’re f**ken huge. And by huge, we mean, really f**ken huge. Deadset, these b**tards are bloody giants. Despite that, though, they’re still good paren...

Dog with ‘world record’ 12-inch long snout has become an internet sensation

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We all know that dogs are man’s best friend. We also know that people on the internet bloody love ‘em. Deadset, we know we do, and just like the rest of you, we’ll take any excuse to look at a new dog. This time, we’v...