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This family dog was returned after being stolen then taken 2000 miles away

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Anyone who knows anything about dogs knows they’re part of the family, and anyone who doesn’t think so can bugger right off. So at Christmas time, it’s pretty f**ken important to have your doggos there. Of course, tha...

This footage was captured of a bloke rescuing a koala from freezing cold water

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As you know, koalas are all over the bloody news at the moment. We happen to think that’s a good thing. These buggers need all the press they can get if we’re to make sure the species can live long and prosper. But wh...

Desperate and dehydrated koala flags down cyclist for a drink

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By now, you’re probably starting to get pretty familiar with the state of the heatwave and its effect on the koalas in our bewdiful brown country. With that said, though, it’s probably important we make it real clear ...

Ozzy Dad forced to kill python after it repeatedly attacked his 4 yr old son

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Rightio, let’s start this one off simply, ya big bloody bewdiful legends. One Ozzy Dad. One massive f**ken scrub python. One son in danger. Regardless of your thoughts on animal cruelty, conservation and the environme...

These bloody legends helped terrified koalas with nice cool drink during heatwave

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In case you’ve been living under a rock, it’s been pretty f**ken hot here in Ozzyland lately. Deadset, with temperatures regularly climbing over forty degrees centigrade, the local humans have been sitting in ball sou...

Ozzy match-up: Tarantula Hawk Wasp takes on a Huntsman Spider

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Roll up, roll up, come one, come all! It’s fight time here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, s**t’s about to get physical. It’s about to get violent. It’s about to get downright pugilistic. The two combatants today have...

Watch this deer score a goal and celebrate like a bloody pro

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It doesn’t matter what sport you’re playing, there’s nothing like scoring a last-minute winner to send the fans into overdrive, but it’s pretty clear that if you want to send the crowd into raptures and watch the play...

All this dog wants to be is closer to his human

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Bloody dogs. Man’s best friend. The goodest pets of them all. Top blokes and girls, the lot of them. Yeah, nah, as you know, we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We reckon that when it comes to great companio...

A f@*#en octopus and eagle square off at Canadian fish farm

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When you start an article about a bald eagle held in the tight clutches of an octopus, it’s pretty tempting to draw some sort of analogy to the States right now. We’re not sure exactly why that is, but it’s never good...

F@*k-off big kangaroo runs riot through country town

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When it comes to Ozzyland’s army of pissed-off, angry and f**ken hostile creatures, we know there are plenty we can name-drop at the drop of the hat. What many people outside of our big bewdiful dustbowl of a country ...

Someone has been putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas

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Any Ozzy worth their salt will tell you that sun safety’s a pretty f**ken important part of life. Apparently, though, were not the only ones behind that message. Yeah, nah, it appears there’s a faction in Las Vegas th...

F*@#en wanker swan lays the smack down on dog going for a swim

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Look, straight up, we all know geese are f**ken b**tards sent from the depths of hell to frighten and injure anyone who comes too close. What you might not know – we bloody didn’t – is that friggen swans can be total ...

Gender neutral bird stuns bird experts!

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Look, we don’t want to make this all political, and we know that the phrase ‘gender neutral’ can often spark an online war of words that makes a comments section a hostile and angry place, but this bird is bound to be...

This local fisherman went viral after discovering a $20 note inside fish

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We’re pretty sure that plenty of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are keen as mustard when it comes to fishing. We’re betting you’ve got secret spots, lucky charms and even a few tall tales, ...

Rare photos reveal a colony of bigass spiders Australia has to deal with

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That old chestnut about Ozzyland being a place that’s f**ken chockers with deadly – or at the very least, scary – critters just keeps popping up on this website. To be honest, that’s because although our bewdiful isla...