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‘World’s Loneliest Killer Whale’ filmed bashing head against enclosure as a result of stress

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Yeah, f**k, we’re gonna start this one off with a bit of a trigger warning. We know a lot of you f**kers out there in the comments section love animals as much as we do. As a result, this s**t will p**s you off. It ce...

Thousands watch terrifying cat moment

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Just a few days ago, we found ourselves talking about how f**ken good it is that fans are back in sporting stadiums across much of the world, and right now, after its death-defying dramatics, we reckon the cat in this...

The 2021 Comedy wildlife photo finalists are in

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One of the greatest annual traditions we look forward to at Ozzy Man Reviews is the announcement of the Comedy Wildlife Photo finalists. Yeah, nah, we’re big bloody fans of wildlife here, and, funnily enough, we’re al...

Video shows smoke pouring from Alligator after eating a drone

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It’s pretty well-documented that crocodiles and alligators are not to be f**ked with, but did you know that you should also be really f**ken careful when trying to take clever drone-photos of ‘em? Yeah, nah, us neithe...

Massive bloody python says hello in Sydney supermarket

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When you talk about stereotypical Australia, you might assume that there are bloody snakes everywhere. Fortunately, most Aussies are sensible blokes and level-headed sheilas, and they’ll point you in the right directi...

Bizarre series of events sees a cat KO a pensioner then fight sock wearing dog

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If you’ve kept abreast of what we do here at Ozzy Man Reviews, the news that cats are c**ts won’t be new to you. Yeah, nah, that s**t’s old knowledge. Don’t get us wrong, it doesn’t mean they’re not loveable buggers; ...

Chimpanzees are attacking gorillas unprovoked for the first time

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If you know a thing or two about chimpanzees, you’re probably aware that they can be c**ts. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, they’re awesome when they’re wearing pants and smoking durries, but in the wild they can be pr...

Social media swarms as Olympic cameraman pans away from hockey to film cockroach

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By and large, we reckon most people out there are with us when we say that cockroaches are f**ken disgusting. Yeah, nah, deadset, these little buggers are pretty horrible little creatures that are pretty handy at givi...

Rival gangs of f#@*en monkeys are fighting on the streets of Thailand again!

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We’re gonna hazard a guess here and say that you might just remember a little article we ran last year about the street-fighting monkeys in Thailand. If you don’t, we’ll refresh your memory: the monkeys – usually well...

Two rare white orcas spotted off the coast of Japan

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Funnily enough, despite all the awesome f**ken critters we tend to cover here on Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s just occurred to us that we haven’t really spent too much time covering one of the coolest of them all – the f**k...

People are demanding that the 2032 Olympic mascot is Brisbane’s bin-chicken, the Ibis!

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Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards, we’ve been pretty quiet about it, but we’re pretty f**ken stoked that Australia’s just secured its third Olympic games. Yeah, nah, as you probably heard, they’re going to be h...

Teen sheila slapped in the face by a seagull on 120-km/hr Sling Shot ride

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Lately, there’s been a bit of talk around the Ozzy Man offices that a fairground video is in order. Well, this latest story is gonna do sweet f**k-all to dispel that notion. Fortunately, no one’s been hurt, but you ca...

TikToker captures the moment a shark charges oblivious swimmer

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Rightio, much has been said about sharks, and we’re probably responsible for a f**ken tonne of it. Yeah, we’ll wear it, we feature sharks a lot on this site, but that’s only because we have several keen interests here...

New Bigfoot sighting leaves experts baffled!

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F**ken Bigfoot! Deadset, it seems like it’s been ages since we’ve seen a good (or at least entertaining) claim about Bigfoot, but fresh footage out of Michigan in the United States reportedly shows old mate going abou...

Jackass star mauled by shark in stunt-gone-wrong

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As you know, it’s f**ken Shark Week, so it only makes sense that Ozzy’s not the only one posting new shark videos. Yeah, nah, we’re far from the only buggers who reckon the pelagic pricks are majestic-as-f**k. Of cour...

Meet the Aussie beetle giving Kim Kardashian a run for her money!

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As you know – we do harp on about it a lot – Australia’s wildlife is weird and f**ken wonderful. Unfortunately, though, not everyone knows about much outside of our scary creatures. Yeah, nah, that’s a bit unfair. We’...

A giant 3D Cat has taken over one of Tokyo’s biggest billboards

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You don’t have to be a long-time visitor to Ozzy Man Reviews to know that we give cats a fair bit of s**t on this website. But, just so we’re clear, that doesn’t mean we don’t like the little buggers. Yeah, nah, far f...

Ozzy woman wakes up to mouse eating her eyeball amid ‘rodent plague’

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As you know, we’re always harping on about our life-threatening critters here in Australia on this website, but until now, there’s one deadly f**ken animal we’ve neglected to cover. And, in fairness to us, you can’t b...

Sheila live tweets from her bedroom as racoons break into her NY apartment

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While we’re obviously well-known for our animals here in Oz, there are some that, frankly, we’re thankful we don’t have to deal with. One of those critters is the racoon. Don’t get us wrong, we really like them. We lo...

Shark leaps out of the f@#*en water and bites parasailor’s foot

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We seem to be saying this an awful lot lately, but f**ken sharks are terrifying creatures. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, they’re bewdiful and they’re entitled to their space, but they don’t bloody quit do they? In th...