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Chimpanzees are attacking gorillas unprovoked for the first time

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If you know a thing or two about chimpanzees, you’re probably aware that they can be c**ts. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, they’re awesome when they’re wearing pants and smoking durries, but in the wild they can be pr...

Social media swarms as Olympic cameraman pans away from hockey to film cockroach

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By and large, we reckon most people out there are with us when we say that cockroaches are f**ken disgusting. Yeah, nah, deadset, these little buggers are pretty horrible little creatures that are pretty handy at givi...

Rival gangs of f#@*en monkeys are fighting on the streets of Thailand again!

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We’re gonna hazard a guess here and say that you might just remember a little article we ran last year about the street-fighting monkeys in Thailand. If you don’t, we’ll refresh your memory: the monkeys – usually well...

Two rare white orcas spotted off the coast of Japan

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Funnily enough, despite all the awesome f**ken critters we tend to cover here on Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s just occurred to us that we haven’t really spent too much time covering one of the coolest of them all – the f**k...

People are demanding that the 2032 Olympic mascot is Brisbane’s bin-chicken, the Ibis!

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Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards, we’ve been pretty quiet about it, but we’re pretty f**ken stoked that Australia’s just secured its third Olympic games. Yeah, nah, as you probably heard, they’re going to be h...

Teen sheila slapped in the face by a seagull on 120-km/hr Sling Shot ride

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Lately, there’s been a bit of talk around the Ozzy Man offices that a fairground video is in order. Well, this latest story is gonna do sweet f**k-all to dispel that notion. Fortunately, no one’s been hurt, but you ca...

TikToker captures the moment a shark charges oblivious swimmer

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Rightio, much has been said about sharks, and we’re probably responsible for a f**ken tonne of it. Yeah, we’ll wear it, we feature sharks a lot on this site, but that’s only because we have several keen interests here...

New Bigfoot sighting leaves experts baffled!

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F**ken Bigfoot! Deadset, it seems like it’s been ages since we’ve seen a good (or at least entertaining) claim about Bigfoot, but fresh footage out of Michigan in the United States reportedly shows old mate going abou...

Jackass star mauled by shark in stunt-gone-wrong

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As you know, it’s f**ken Shark Week, so it only makes sense that Ozzy’s not the only one posting new shark videos. Yeah, nah, we’re far from the only buggers who reckon the pelagic pricks are majestic-as-f**k. Of cour...

Meet the Aussie beetle giving Kim Kardashian a run for her money!

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As you know – we do harp on about it a lot – Australia’s wildlife is weird and f**ken wonderful. Unfortunately, though, not everyone knows about much outside of our scary creatures. Yeah, nah, that’s a bit unfair. We’...

A giant 3D Cat has taken over one of Tokyo’s biggest billboards

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You don’t have to be a long-time visitor to Ozzy Man Reviews to know that we give cats a fair bit of s**t on this website. But, just so we’re clear, that doesn’t mean we don’t like the little buggers. Yeah, nah, far f...

Ozzy woman wakes up to mouse eating her eyeball amid ‘rodent plague’

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As you know, we’re always harping on about our life-threatening critters here in Australia on this website, but until now, there’s one deadly f**ken animal we’ve neglected to cover. And, in fairness to us, you can’t b...

Sheila live tweets from her bedroom as racoons break into her NY apartment

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While we’re obviously well-known for our animals here in Oz, there are some that, frankly, we’re thankful we don’t have to deal with. One of those critters is the racoon. Don’t get us wrong, we really like them. We lo...

Shark leaps out of the f@#*en water and bites parasailor’s foot

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We seem to be saying this an awful lot lately, but f**ken sharks are terrifying creatures. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, they’re bewdiful and they’re entitled to their space, but they don’t bloody quit do they? In th...

Lobster diver swallowed whole by humpback whale while fishing

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As you know, we bloody love an interesting wildlife story here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and when we saw this one, we knew we had to share it with you. The poor f**ker in this story was diving for lobster when a f**ken hum...

Loose bat on Air India flight forces it to turn around mid-flight

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Yeah, nah, nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah, bats, man, they’re bloody cheeky little buggers at the best of times, but no matter how much they’ve made the news lately (rightly or wrongly), it’s a bit of a surprise to see one h...

If a cat is dropped upside down at near-zero gravity, will it fall on its feet?

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When it comes to the really f**ken big questions, there are a few that are real brain-busters. Chief among them is whether or not cats can land on their feet in zero gravity? Yeah, nah, don’t pretend you haven’t wonde...

Tiger strolls streets of Houston – leads to hectic confrontation

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Some people reckon that normal pets like cats, dogs, and goldfish just don’t cut the mustard. Yeah, nah, these thrill-seekers reckon an animal doesn’t make a good pet unless it can rip your f**ken face off. These kind...

80-year-old Ozzie Fisherman trapped on boat with ‘certainly lethal’ tiger snake

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We’re pretty well-known for our snakes here in Ozzy Land, and as plenty will tell you, when it comes to the most venomous snakes in the world, we’ve got our fair share. Up near the top of that list is the bloody tiger...

Massive crocodile comes out of the surf to eat a f@*#en shark

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Mate, if there’s one thing you know about Australian waters, it’s probably that the surf’s full of sharks and the rivers are full of bloody crocodiliacs. It makes swimming anywhere a daunting prospect when you’re in t...