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Hundreds of monkeys are fighting over a bloody banana right now!

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F**ken monkeys are c**ts. You know that as well as we do, so we won’t harp on about it too much. As long as they’re happy, they’re pretty entertaining – even if you don’t want ‘em too close – but once they’ve got a be...

These cheeky seagulls were busted playing with a ladies ‘pocket rocket’

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If there’s one thing we know all you birds out there in the comments section appreciate, it’s a big rubber donger. Yeah, don’t pretend you don’t know what we’re talking about. A d*ldo. But don’t worry, you’re not alon...

Vets remove entire bloody beach towel from python’s stomach

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Snakes. If you know anything about ‘em, you probably know they’re not as big, bad or psychotic as they’re often made out to be in the media. Of course, there are some times in a snake’s life when it’s a f**ken machine...

Cops called to rescue ‘imprisoned woman’ – turns out to be a bloody parrot

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Sometimes in life, you’ve got to ask yourself what you do when you’re confronted with specific situations. Take for example, this scenario: you hear a woman screaming, "Help! Help! Let me out!” What do you do? Do you ...

Glitter Glued to your Goodboi’s gems is now the height of fashion

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Now that we’re all relaxed and know each other pretty well, let’s talk about dog balls. Yeah, nah, we’re serious. Let’s chat about your mutt’s mangoes, your pooches pair, your canines crown jewels. If you’ve ever seen...

Photo of mice arguing over food wins award at Wildlife Photographer of the year vote

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F**k yes, people, it’s time for us to take our annual look at the People’s Choice section of the Wildlife Photographer of the Year Awards, and this time the people have voted to bring back the biff. Often, the awards ...

Finnish bloke somehow managed to photograph these bear cubs dancing in the wild

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Bloody bears. These big furry buggers are probably one of the greatest kinds of critters there are. After all, how many other animals can so successfully juggle being cute as f**k while also totally capable of pulling...

This absolute legend of a Firefighter saved a lizards life with CPR

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Mate, it’s well and truly established that while there are plenty of top blokes doing the rounds, most fireys are right up there at the tip of the top of the pinnacle. F**k yeah, they do awesome s**t for a living, and...

Top bloody orangutan offers helping hand to park ranger

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Funnily enough, we don’t seem to have spoken about orangutans on here too much. To be honest, that’s a damn shame. These big ginger b**tards are bloody top blokes and sheilas. Deadset, unlike some primates, these guys...

The moment a lost dog is reunited with its family 18 months after going missing

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By now, our love of dogs has been well and truly documented. We reckon they’re f**ken grouse. Deadset, if there’s a dog on the street, we want to pat that little bugger. We want to throw them a ball and give them a bl...

Legendary dog catches the bus to the dog park – by itself – every day

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Mate, if you’ve been around the bush a couple of times, you’re no doubt pretty aware that dogs are bloody smart. Deadset, they can do all sorts of s**t, but one thing you might not expect a dog to do is take a solo bu...

A reward has been offered to remove this tyre from a massive crocodile’s neck!

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We know that most of you out there in the comments section are pretty bloody keen on wildlife. That’s because you’re a bunch of good blokes and sheilas, but how far would you go to help an animal out? We’ve no doubt y...

Scientists have discovered the oldest bloody fossilised forest on Earth

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We all know forests are pretty f**ken important, and in some cases, pretty bloody old, but a recent discovery is showing scientists just how ancient they are. Over in New York, a bunch of palaeontologists have uncover...

Elephant caught carefully climbing over wall in a remarkably human way

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Bloody mangoes. Honestly, here in Australia, we reckon they’re s**t-hot. Like seriously. Every year, the first tray of mangoes sold in Queensland gets sold for silly money, and kids everywhere raid neighbourhood trees...

Aussie larrikins stitch up Scottish journo on live TV with ‘fair dinkum’ prank

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All right, we know that releasing this one puts us at risk of outing a classic ‘Strayan prank that’s usually reserved for gullible tourists, but it’s too bloody good not to share. Basically, what we’ve got here in ‘St...