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Clever bloody dog rings doorbell at 2am after getting locked out!

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Mate, if you’ve ever been locked out of the house after a late night, you’ll know it’s a royal pain in the arse. S**t, it’s a royal pain in the arse whenever you’re locked out. It doesn’t have to be a late night. Stil...

Rats have learnt how to drive cars to get Froot Loops

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Rats! We know for a fact that there are more than a few of you out there in the comments section who reckon rats are bloody grouse. You’ll have loads of ‘em as pets and you’ll hug ‘em and pet ‘em and treat ‘em like th...

It took David Attenborough 50 years to capture footage of this monkey species

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We make no secret of the fact that, in these parts, Steve ‘bloody legend’ Irwin is king of the animal world. We still believe that, but there’s no denying that David Attenborough is its god. Deadset, we reckon even St...

This dramatic horse plays dead when anyone attempts to to ride it

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Whether you call it bludging, skiving or just straight up laziness, there’s no secret that everyone likes to get out of work from time to time. Seriously, even if you love your bloody job there are times you’ll just f...

Massive dog needs rescuing from mountain after getting too tired to walk down

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We say this all the time, but we bloody love dogs. The legendary buggers really are man’s best friend, and we reckon that’s because – in a way – they’re just like us. And, deadset, we mean that. Some of them are big b...

The winners of the Wildlife Photographer of the Year comp are in!

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As you know, we consider ourselves real champions of the animal kingdom here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We, like most sensible people, reckon the world is bloody chockers with amazing wildlife and that with a little empathy...

Diver attempts to convince fussy octopus to give up it’s plastic cup armour

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We’ve had octopuses on here a few times lately, and we bloody love that. As we’ve said a thousand times, they’re clever little buggers and it’s always interesting to see just how they spend their time. Now, if you’re ...

It took this family two years to realise their pet wasn’t a dog

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F**ken dogs are great aren’t they? Seriously, they’re smart, they’re friendly, they’re obedient and they’re really bloody good at growing to three metres tall and walking on two legs. Nah, we’re not kidding. This Chin...

Sheila climbs into Zoo’s lion den

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It’s really not a big claim to say that the world is full of stupid people. Yeah, nah, really it’s not. The evidence is all around us, and despite the fact that we’re supposed to grow collectively smarter as a race wi...

Some people claim they can’t see the leopard in this picture

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Mate, you know as well as we do that bloody camouflage is a pretty friggen cool invention. Seriously, there’s something pretty rad about a natural way to hide amongst your environment, and that’s true whether you’re t...

Sheila has shared her cheap hack to stop spiders coming in her house

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As you know, we’ve got some pretty bloody heinous spiders here in Ozzyland. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not trying to brag, but we’re pretty proud of our eight-legged friends. Still, we can’t claim to be the only place ...

Bloody brilliant video shows sleeping Octopus changing colours while dreaming

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By this stage, pretty much everyone and their dog knows that Octopuses are pretty bloody clever animals. They’ve got problem-solving skills, the ability to change their colour, the ability to reshape their bodies in g...

Wolf casually watches on as two bears throw fists on the side of highway

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Ooohhhyyyeaahhhh! It’s natural world fight-time, ya big bloody beautiful legends, and you know we love natural world fight-time here at Ozzy Man Reviews. In this edition, we’re the lucky spectators at a proper battle ...

Aussie bike rider dies after trying to avoid swooping magpie

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Crocodiliacs. Nope ropes. Sharks. Box Jellyfish. Feisty Kangaroos. The irukandji. Backpacker murderers. Dunny spiders, drop bears and friggen scorpions; Ozzyland is, as you know, bloody chockers with deadly animals. N...

Diver comes face-to-face with huge seven metre long Anaconda, doesn’t even sh*t himself

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The anaconda is one of those snakes that’s reserved a pretty friggen special reputation for itself over the years. The Ice Cube film from the late 90s can probably take a little bit of credit, but in all honesty, thes...